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Niko: Alright, I'll come get you in the next hour.

Niko: Alright, see you then.

Carmen: But I like you, baby. I thought if you ever need some nursing you could just call me up and I'll help you out on the phone.

Carmen: Can't go on a date, Niko. I got a pedicyure booked. Got to keep looking good.

Carmen: Carmen can't spend all her time going on dates with you, Niko. Not unless you going to really look after her.

Carmen: Carmen don't got the time to be helping you now, Niko. Maybe if you gave her more attention she might be more willing.

Carmen: Carmen going to reward you for your persistence. Come pick her up from her place in the next hour.

Carmen: Carmen got other people to be going out with, Niko. Call me another time.

Carmen: Carmen just went out with you, Niko. You trying to monopolize her time.

Carmen: Carmen real disappointed, Niko.

Niko: Carmen, how's things?

Niko: Carmen, I have to cancel our date. Sorry if you've cancelled any other plans.

Niko: Carmen, I know this wasn't nothing serious, but I can't be dating you no more. We're over.

Niko: Carmen, I'm in some trouble. What will help me get better?

Niko: Carmen, what's up?

Niko: Carmen, you're a free agent now. It's over between you and me. Look after yourself.

Niko: Carmen, you're a lifesaver. Thank you.

Niko: Carmen.

Carmen: Carmen's going to get over it, Niko. You ain't nothing special.

Carmen: Carmen's in bed, Niko. She going to be done about 1pm so call back after then.

Carmen: Come pick me up from my place in the next hour. I got some free time for you.

Niko: Cool, Carmen. I'll be at your place in the next hour.

Niko: Damn, Carmen, thanks. I owe you big time.

Carmen: Do you want to spend some money on Carmen?

Carmen: Don't try to hold me down, I'm a modern woman and I ain't gonna spend all my time with you.

Carmen: Fine, go jerk off then.

2465793634 ~z~Fine, go jerk off then.

Carmen: Fine, I'll call the next guy in my address book. Too bad for you.

Carmen: Fuck you.

Carmen: Fuck you.

2744493983 ~z~Fuck you.

Niko: Great, see you soon.

Carmen: Guess I'll have to take care of myself tonight, Niko. You missing out.

Carmen: Hello Niko.

Niko: Hello.

Niko: Hey Carmen, I'm not feeling so good. What can I do to get better?

Niko: Hey Carmen.

Carmen: Hey Niko.

Niko: Hey, I'm sorry about this but Niko don't want to go out with Carmen no more.

Niko: Hey.

Niko: Hi Carmen... is Carmen there?

Carmen: Hi there, Niko.

Niko: Hi there.

Carmen: How about you pick me up, you take me out, you treat me good. Okay?

Carmen: I ain't going on no date with nobody who don't treat me like the goddess I am.

Carmen: I ain't got nothing going on right now. Come get me from my place. I'll wait an hour.

Niko: I can't do that just now, Carmen. Sorry.

Carmen: I can't go on a date with you now, Niko. There's some fucking emergency at the hospital. So boring.

Carmen: I going to give you another chance. You'd be real stupid to fuck it up. Come pick me up in the next hour.

Carmen: I got more important things to be doing than helping some guy who ain't giving me no attention.

Carmen: I got other plans, baby. I can't let you take me out. Call me later.

Carmen: I guess you busy. There'll be plenty of other people who'll come get me though. See you soon.

Niko: I like the sound of that very much, Carmen. Wait for me at your place for an hour.

Carmen: I was sure you was either dead or in prison. Men don't wait this long before calling Carmen again.

Niko: I'd like to take you out on a date.

Carmen: If you got better things to be doing, maybe Carmen has better things to be doing as well.

Carmen: I'll be waiting, Niko.

Niko: I'll come get you, Carmen.

Carmen: I'll get ready.

Niko: I'll see you in a while then.

Niko: I'm coming then.

Niko: I'm going to need some medical advice, Carmen. What have you got for me?

Carmen: I'm going to see a man tonight, baby. It just look like it ain't gonna be you.

Carmen: I'm sure some other man gonna want to pick Carmen up and have fun with her. No problem.

Carmen: It's not like no one else has asked to come get Carmen. She just thought she'd give you first chance. Call her later, okay?

Carmen: It's weird being in the hospital because I'm sick, not because I'm working. They letting me out now, will you pick me up?

Carmen: Just relax and make sure you got pressure on your cuts. Give Carmen a call later on, okay?

Carmen: Maybe I'll send you some pictures of what I get up to without you, Niko.

Carmen: Men don't keep Carmen waiting, you a man, ain't you, Niko?

Carmen: My other arrangements got cancelled. I'll go on a date with you. Come get me in the next hour.

Carmen: Niko, I don't know why you not be calling Carmen because no other women can give it as good as her.

Carmen: Niko, it's Carmen, this job is killing me. I hate being a nurse and I hate all these sick people.

Carmen: Niko, the hospital fixed Carmen up. You going to come collect her?

Carmen: Niko, you too important to be calling Carmen now?

Carmen: Niko, you trying to run games on Carmen? That ain't gonna work, baby.

Carmen: Niko.

Niko: No can do, Carmen, sorry.

Carmen: Oh baby, you just need to rest for a minute. Call me soon, alright?

Niko: Okay then. I'll call you another time.

Carmen: Okay, Carmen going to put some clothes on.

Niko: Okay, Carmen. Sorry to disturb you.

Niko: Okay, cool.

Niko: Okay, I'll come and get you from your place at some point in the next sixty minutes.

Carmen: Okay, Niko. Your loss.

Niko: Okay, see you then.

Niko: On my way, Carmen.

Carmen: Poor baby, just apply pressure to any wound. Call Carmen later, okay?

Carmen: Screw you, asshole.

Carmen: Screw you, asshole.

1183677676 ~z~Screw you, asshole.

Carmen: See you then.

Niko: Shit Carmen, I'm hurting bad. You got any health tips for me?

Carmen: Shit Niko, you need to control your breathing and your heart rate will go down. Speak to you later, baby.

Carmen: Shit, Carmen don't know why she even called you in the first place.

Carmen: Shit, Niko. Carmen getting some sleep. Call her back after 1pm.

Carmen: Shit, Niko. You been in jail or something? Carmen ain't heard from you in a while.

Niko: Shit, you can do that? It might be real useful, Carmen. I'll talk to you soon.

Niko: Sorry Carmen, I've got to spend my money on other things right now. Maybe another time.

Niko: Sorry, Carmen, but I can't come collect you from the hospital anymore. I hope that's cool.

Carmen: Sorry, Niko. Carmen is done with you. You don't pay her the attention other men do.

Carmen: Sorry, Niko. Someone else is taking me out. I can't go on no date with you right now.

Niko: Sure, Carmen. I'll call you back after then.

Niko: Sure, maybe some other time.

Carmen: Sure, Niko. Carmen gonna go on a date with you. Come pick her up from her place in the next hour.

Niko: Sure, wait for me for the next hour.

Niko: Thanks Carmen. I'm starting to feel better already.

Carmen: That cool, Niko. It ain't like there aren't plenty of other men who want to take Carmen out.

Niko: That really helps, Carmen. I guess there is a point to you being a nurse.

Niko: That sounds like a good idea, Carmen. I'll swing by your place in the next hour.

Carmen: That's cool. You just missing out on all the fun you could have with me is all.

Carmen: There be plenty of men who'd kill to be in your position, remember that.

Niko: We'll go on a date another time.

Niko: Well, maybe I'll call you later.

Carmen: Whatever, Niko.

3364004256 ~z~Whatever, Niko.

Carmen: Whatever, Niko. See ya.

Niko: Why don't you and me go on a date?

Carmen: Why don't you take me out somewhere nice?

Carmen: Yeah, Carmen didn't want to be seeing you in the first place, okay.

Carmen: You ain't been calling Carmen recently. Men always come back to her though.

Carmen: You better be ready for Carmen, Niko.

Carmen: You calling Carmen Ortiz but she ain't in. Leave her a message and she call you right back.

Carmen: You going to have a good time tonight, Niko.

Niko: You know what, Carmen. I've got some other shit to do. Maybe some other time.

Carmen: You should take Carmen out and spend some money on her.

Carmen: You think you something special? Carmen was going to call you and cancel anyway.

Carmen: You try to quit Carmen, but you keep coming back like a crack head to the pipe.

Niko: You want me to take you out on a date?

Niko: You want to go out on a date?

Carmen: You were lucky to get this call, Niko. Carmen don't do this often. See ya!

Carmen: You'll feel much better.

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Carmen: A friend of mine drives a bike as well, Niko. Let's go.

Niko: Ahh, thanks... I guess.

Carmen: All this darts playing is really turning a girl off.

Carmen: Alright, Niko. Let's go.

Carmen: As a nurse, I have to tell you that those clothes are a health risk.

Carmen: At least you can't have paid much money for this piece of shit car.

Carmen: Baby, you always got to be taking Carmen to the bowling alley?

Carmen: Bowling, Niko? I can think of more interesting things to be doing.

Carmen: Can't you tell, baby? Carmen is into having a good time. She likes the high life, but she still a South Bohan girl, you know?

Carmen: Caraho, Niko! This is a piece of trash, what's the deal with your ride?

Carmen: Carmen ain't feeling this vibe, baby.

Carmen: Carmen ain't having no fun. Take her home.

Carmen: Carmen don't like waiting, remember that, Niko. Come on.

Carmen: Carmen don't wanna do this now.

Carmen: Carmen getting real bored of pool, Niko.

Carmen: Carmen has had enough. She's getting home herself. See ya.

Carmen: Carmen looks really good when riding in this car with you, Niko.

Carmen: Carmen was about to call someone else. You here now though, come on.

Carmen: Carmen's bored, she ain't into this shit. Take her home now.

Carmen: Carmen's going to give you some advice. You want to impress a girl, you get a nice car.

Carmen: Come on, where the car at?

Carmen: Darts again? You ain't got no imagination, do you Niko?

Carmen: Don't go buying no cheap glasses, Niko. They don't look good.

Carmen: Everyone is jealous of Carmen when they see her sitting in this ride with you.

Carmen: Finally here, are you, Niko? Come on.

Carmen: Hey Niko, where you got your car?

Carmen: Hey, Niko. Pleased to meet you. This is Carmen.

Carmen: Hey, Niko. You taking Carmen somewhere good?

Niko: Hey, we met on the internet, didn't we? Love-meet.net? I'm Niko.

Carmen: Hey, you dress real sharp. You must be doing well for yourself.

Carmen: I ain't doing this shit.

Carmen: I ain't never heard of this shit.

Carmen: I ain't walking nowhere, Niko.

Carmen: I am glad to see you didn't try to save no money on those new pants of yours.

Carmen: I can think of much more fun things to be doing with Carmen than playing her at pool.

Carmen: I could be a stripper if I wanted the easy money. I got the body for it.

Niko: I don't know. I just threw on whatever.

Niko: I don't know. The rest of my shit's at the dry cleaner.

Carmen: I don't like seeing you in those same ugly clothes, Niko.

Carmen: I don't like that new top, Niko. You should spend some more money on your clothes.

Carmen: I don't understand this guy's accent.

Carmen: I enjoy seeing you in that designer stuff, Niko.

Carmen: I feel like I'm going out with my papi when you pick me up in this car.

Carmen: I hate riding in this shitty car.

Carmen: I like classy places but these people be all old and shit.

Carmen: I like it how even celebrities eat fast-food. It's food for everyone no matter who you are.

Carmen: I like the car, Niko. It's real sexy.

Carmen: I like the car. Why you buy it for yourself instead of Carmen?

Carmen: I like the new top, Niko. How much did it cost?

Carmen: I like the way you wearing this outfit, Niko.

Carmen: I like your new glasses, Niko. Real classy.

Carmen: I liked that hat you used to wear.

Carmen: I love Katt Williams, Niko.

Carmen: I see you be spending money on cars for yourself instead of gifts for Carmen.

Carmen: I so pleased you got rid of that hat, Niko.

Niko: I thought you might like to take public transport. I guess I was wrong.

Carmen: I used to play darts with mi Papi.

Carmen: If you ain't gonna spend a lot of money on a hat, there ain't no point in spending any money at all.

Carmen: If you ain't gonna take Carmen home, then she gonna take herself. See you around, Niko.

Carmen: If you going to try to do stuff to me under the table. You better do it right.

Carmen: If you spending money on Carmen, baby, then she knows you really care about her.

Carmen: I'm digging the new shoes, Niko.

Carmen: I'm feeling the vibe of your hat, Niko. It's a real strong look.

Carmen: I'm going to be honest about your pants, Niko. They ain't looking good.

Carmen: I'm just out for a good time for myself, baby. I hope that's cool with you.

Carmen: Is playing darts how you get girls to bed where you from? Population must be real low there.

Niko: It ain't bad, is it?

Carmen: It's a good thing you ain't wearing those glasses, Niko. You got a much better chance of getting lucky.

Niko: It's a piece of crap. My other cars are in the shop. I like your value system, real simple.

Carmen: Let's get in here, Niko. I hope the barman don't recognize me.

Carmen: Let's go get our drunk on, Niko.

Carmen: Maybe you pick girls up from the retirement village in this car, but Carmen no like it.

Carmen: My tit job is so much better than the ones these bitches have got.

Carmen: Nice new shoes, baby.

Carmen: Niko, Carmen been waiting for you and you not even in your car. Come on.

Carmen: Niko, shoes is the first thing a girl gonna look at on her man. You should get some better ones.

Carmen: Niko, where your car at?

Carmen: Niko, you need a serious style rethink, okay?

Carmen: Niko, you ride a motorbike. You like the danger, don't ya?

Carmen: Niko, you shouldn't wear that top no more.

Carmen: Niko, you'd look better with no pants than those things.

Carmen: Niko. Carmen don't like bowling the whole time, comprende?

Carmen: Niko. This is one fine automobile. You are doing well for yourself.

Carmen: No wonder you keeping Carmen waiting, you don't have no car. Let's go.

Niko: No, I drive a few things.

Carmen: Not for me, Niko. I ain't doing this.

Carmen: Ohh. I like the new car. It can't have been cheap.

Carmen: Okay, let's get started.

Carmen: Please tell me you dry cleaned these clothes since I last seen you?

Carmen: Pool again, Niko? You don't got much of a clue about women, do you?

Carmen: Pool really ain't Carmen's game Niko. She don't like playing it the whole time.

Carmen: Shame you stopped wearing those new glasses, I liked them.

Carmen: Shit, man. Those are some wack threads you wearing. What's the deal?

Carmen: Shit, Niko. Those are some raggedy-ass clothes you wearing. What's up with that?

Niko: So, Carmen, what're you into?

Carmen: Sometimes Carmen just wants to get drunk, baby.

Carmen: Take me somewhere, Niko.

Carmen: Thank Jesus you got rid of that stupid hat.

Niko: Thanks, I do okay. You look good too.

Carmen: That new hat makes you look real rich, Niko. I like it.

Carmen: That new top is nice Niko.

Carmen: The girls up in here are real sexy, Niko.

Carmen: Them clothes ain't doing no favors for your sex life.

Carmen: There ain't no point in trying to save money on your shoes, Niko. Girl going to be able to tell.

Carmen: There's something about being driven in a car like this that gets a girl excited.

Carmen: This a good place, Niko. Come on.

Carmen: This a nice new expensive car, Niko.

Carmen: This bowling really gets me worked up for what we're going to do after.

Carmen: This car ain't gonna help you get laid, Niko.

Carmen: This car really suits you, Niko.

Carmen: This car really suits your personality, Niko.

Carmen: This car wasn't cool the last time I saw it, and it ain't cool now.

Carmen: This guy remind me so much of a friend of mine.

Carmen: This new car ain't going to be helping you get lucky, that's for sure.

Carmen: This place really gets me excited Niko.

Carmen: This ride is okay, is it the only thing you drive?

Carmen: This stuff is just so good, isn't it? I hope nobody sees us.

Carmen: Those are some nice pants, they must have been expensive.

Carmen: Those didn't look good on you last time, and they don't look good now.

Carmen: We back at the pool table? You can't get much action if you do this with all the girls.

Carmen: We bowling again, Niko? That's gonna be great foreplay.

Carmen: We bowling now, Niko? This the 1950s?

Carmen: We can get muy borracho up in this place.

Carmen: We going to see any celebrities up in here?

Carmen: We going to see that fat English guy? He supposed to be funny?

Carmen: We taking a taxi, Niko.

Carmen: Well, how we going to get where we going?

Carmen: Well, I ain't taking the subway if that's what you thinking.

Carmen: What is it about you and strippers, Niko? Carmen is so much sexier than them.

Carmen: What the fuck is this shit?

Carmen: Where you got your ride parked?

Carmen: Where your car, Niko? You come on foot?

Carmen: Why ain't you bought Carmen no car, Niko?

Carmen: Why don't you give me this car when you done with it?

Carmen: Why don't you just get some new clothes, Niko? Some nice ones, maybe.

Carmen: Why don't you just give Carmen the money you going to spend on her here?

Carmen: Why you come to pick me up in such a shit car, Niko?

Carmen: Why'd you stop wearing that expensive hat, Niko?

Carmen: Yo, this car remind me of one my papi drives.

Carmen: You ain't going to try to get with me in the restroom is you?

Carmen: You and Carmen look good together when you both rocking designer labels.

Niko: You could say that.

Carmen: You don't look like no biker, Niko, and I should know. Come on.

Carmen: You don't look too good in that hat, Niko. It makes you look poor.

Carmen: You don't need no glasses so why you buy those stupid things.

Carmen: You get me drunk enough, you going to get real lucky, Niko.

Carmen: You having financial trouble, that's why you have to get this crap car?

Carmen: You know, maybe I prefer to stay home than be seen out in this piece of shit.

Carmen: You late, Niko. Come on.

Carmen: You look okay, I guess

Carmen: You look real sophisticated in them new glasses, baby.

Carmen: You make me look good when you stand next to me in that outfit.

Carmen: You really like these strippers, don't you, Niko?

Carmen: You too busy doing other shit that we can't even get to the show. Nice one, Niko.

Carmen: You trying to get me into bed by playing darts? This is real interesting.

Carmen: You wanna play pool, Niko? I hope you're good with your stick.

Carmen: You want to play darts again because it was so fun last time?

Carmen: You wearing that outfit again. I like to see you in a label.

Carmen: You were fucking around so much we missed the show, Niko.

Carmen: Your face don't look so intelligent without those old glasses, Niko.

Carmen: Your face looks so much more handsome without those glasses, Niko.

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Carmen: Aha! I beat you at darts!

Carmen: Ain't no winner there.

Carmen: Ain't you the big man?

Niko: Alright then.

Niko: Alright.

Niko: Another time, maybe.

Carmen: Are we going to do something, or what?

Carmen: At least I can say I seen it now.

Carmen: Baby, maybe next time, okay?

Carmen: But it's time to take Carmen home, baby.

Carmen: Bye baby.

Carmen: Bye, Niko.

Niko: Bye.

Carmen: Can we do something already? Come on, Niko.

Carmen: Can you take Carmen home?

Carmen: Carmen ain't impressed with your pool skills, Niko.

Carmen: Carmen ain't sure what you trying to do on this date.

Carmen: Carmen beat you at bowling. I hope you feel like less of a man.

Carmen: Carmen can't help being good at this shit, even if it is bowling.

Carmen: Carmen didn't exactly have fun.

Carmen: Carmen don't get this shit.

Carmen: Carmen don't know what you thinking on this date.

Carmen: Carmen feels your vibe baby. But she don't feel it like that tonight.

Carmen: Carmen getting real bored.

Carmen: Carmen going to take you on a wild ride. Pull up over there.

Carmen: Carmen had a real good time, Niko. This is something she could do again.

Carmen: Carmen has some fun in there. You can put away that vodka, Niko.

Carmen: Carmen is finished now. Take her home.

Carmen: Carmen is not in the mood no more. Just take her home.

Carmen: Carmen kind of enjoyed herself.

Carmen: Carmen liked that, you can take her home now.

Carmen: Carmen likes this.

Carmen: Carmen likes this.

Carmen: Carmen loves this shit.

Carmen: Carmen wants you in here.

Carmen: Carmen was easily the best looking girl in that place. For sure.

Carmen: Carmen would like to be taken home now.

Niko: Carmen, goodbye.

Carmen: Carmen's enjoyed herself.

Carmen: Carmen's feeling tired. Why don't you take her home?

Carmen: Carmen's real horny, Niko. Why don't you find a quiet place where we can have some fun in the car?

Niko: Catch you around, Carmen.

Carmen: Come in Niko, let's go.

Carmen: Come on, get in here.

Carmen: Don't nobody not want to get with Carmen.

Carmen: Don't you want to try nothing?

Carmen: Enjoy Carmen when you have her.

Carmen: Even if it ain't classy, it tastes good.

Carmen: Get in here now.

Niko: Goodnight, Carmen.

Carmen: Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Carmen: He was funny, I guess...

Niko: Hey.

Carmen: How about you take Carmen to do something else now?

Carmen: How many guys in that place you think I been with, Niko?

Carmen: Huh? What the fuck?

Carmen: I ain't doing this shit.

Carmen: I ain't in the mood tonight but I'll probably be next time. See you soon, baby.

Carmen: I ain't seen nothing like that before.

Carmen: I don't normally say no, Niko. But for you, I'll make an exception. No.

Carmen: I don't think I could have lasted that whole game out. Good thing it's over.

Carmen: I don't think we should see each other no more. Carmen looking for a man who's big time. Sorry baby.

Carmen: I hope you got something out of that.

Carmen: I hope you pleased with yourself, Niko.

Carmen: I know just the spot, Niko. It's over there.

Niko: I really want to come inside with you.

Niko: I think we'd have fun if I came in.

Niko: I think you know what I'm thinking. How about I come in?

Carmen: I want you to treat Carmen like a real lady. Find somewhere quiet to park this car.

Carmen: I would have dressed up more if I'd known we was going to that place.

Niko: I'd like to come in.

Niko: If I've read the signals right, you want me to come inside as much as I do.

Niko: I'll call you soon.

Niko: I'll call you, okay?

Niko: I'll find something else to do.

Carmen: I'm all cold now, Niko. The heat has left me. Just take me back to my place.

Carmen: I'm drunk out of my brain, baby.

Carmen: I'm happy that's over.

Carmen: I'm having fun, Niko. You got anywhere else you want to take me?

Carmen: I'm not feeling it no more, baby. Just take me to my place.

Carmen: I'm real horny now, Niko.

Carmen: I've had a good time.

Carmen: I've had an alright time.

Carmen: Later on, Carmen.

Carmen: Later, Niko.

Niko: Later.

Carmen: Let's be spontaneous, Niko. Find somewhere to park this car so we can have fun.

Carmen: Let's get the fuck out of here.

Carmen: Maybe you can give Carmen the money you would have spent at a real restaurant.

Carmen: Me gusta. Me gusta. Papi. Papi.

Carmen: Mmmm, you remind me of my papi. Take me home, will you?

Carmen: More time we bowling, the less time we going to be doing other stuff, Niko.

Carmen: Niko, I thought you wanted to get horny up in there?

Carmen: Niko, I'm sorry but you just ain't doing it for me.

Carmen: Not tonight baby, but that don't mean I don't like you.

Niko: Okay then.

Carmen: Ooo baby.

Carmen: Papi, papi. Ooooo.

Niko: See you.

Niko: So long, Carmen.

Carmen: Take Carmen home will you?

Carmen: Thank God that's over.

Carmen: That got me in the mood, baby.

Carmen: That how I like my bowling, short and sweet.

Carmen: That made me all excited, Niko.

Carmen: That place is okay.

Carmen: That shit is fucking crazy.

Carmen: That so funny.

Carmen: That was alright.

Carmen: That was fun.

Carmen: That was interesting.

Carmen: That was okay, Niko.

Carmen: Them people is real snobs up in there.

Carmen: There ain't even a winner. What's the point of that?

Carmen: There something wrong with you?

Carmen: There's a good place for fun. Park the car there, Niko.

Carmen: There's somewhere we can have fun, just over there.

Niko: Think of me tonight, okay?

Carmen: This ain't how I want tonight to end. Too bad.

Carmen: This hasn't exactly been Carmen's dream date.

Carmen: This is boring, let's do something.

Niko: This is cool.

Carmen: This is just not the spontaneous thing I was thinking of. Just take me back to my place, Niko.

Carmen: This isn't working, Niko. Just take me back to my place.

Niko: We might both enjoy it if I came in.

Carmen: Well, that was something to do, wasn't it?

Carmen: What's the problem, Niko? You can't handle seeing all them sexy women with me there?

Carmen: What's up with you?

Carmen: Where we going next, baby? Carmen is having fun.

Carmen: Where you taking Carmen? She's getting bored.

Carmen: Which one are you again?

Niko: Why don't I escort you in?

Carmen: Why's it taking so long to find something to do?

Carmen: Winning at bowling is the one time you going to get lucky tonight, baby.

Niko: Yeah, I had fun too. Give me your number and you might just get a call from me.

Niko: Yeah, Niko's not so sure. I think one date was enough for him. See you around.

Carmen: Yes! I beat you at darts!

Carmen: You a lucky boy, Niko. You get to take Carmen home now.

Carmen: You been treating Carmen right.

Carmen: You can take Carmen home now. She's had her fun.

Carmen: You can take me home now.

Carmen: You cannot hold Carmen down. You can't.

Carmen: You can't even beat Carmen at your own game. You ain't much of a man, is you?

Niko: You can't leave me like this.

Carmen: You fucked this one up, Niko. I don't know how, but you did.

Carmen: You got anywhere else you want to take Carmen now?

Carmen: You got Carmen all hot, Niko. You want to find a place where we can park and we can enjoy each other?

Carmen: You got the better score, Niko. Big man.

Carmen: You have lost your opportunity for outdoor fun with Carmen. Take me home instead.

Carmen: You have something else on your mind than pool?

Carmen: You know where Carmen's place is. Come on, Niko.

Carmen: You like this, don't you?

Carmen: You lucky, lucky man. How lucky are you?

Carmen: You real impressive, Niko.

Carmen: You see how many guys in there was staring at my tits? You a lucky boy tonight.

Carmen: You sure can handle your stick, Niko.

Carmen: You taking Carmen home, ain't you?

Carmen: You treat Carmen okay.

Niko: You want me to come inside with you?

Carmen: You want to do something other than play pool with Carmen?

Niko: Your loss, Carmen.

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Niko: A lot of people think that, Carmen. I'm not sure how true it is though

Carmen: All type of stuff. How else you going to learn about the world?

Carmen: Are you rich? I like rich. If there's one thing working in a hospital teaches you, it's that money matters.

Carmen: Bohan's just interesting if you don't got any aspirations. I want to live in the real Liberty City -

Carmen: But she won't be held down. You hear that, Niko?

Carmen: But you got ambition. I like that.

Carmen: Carmen can't control the affect she has.

Carmen: Carmen looking better than good. She's got her hair done, she's been for a manicure.

Niko: Carmen, I have enough problems looking after myself. I can't afford to support you as well.

Carmen: Don't think I haven't noticed. You can look all you like, honey.

Niko: Don't you make a difference to the people you look after - you're a nurse?

Carmen: Exactly, and because you ain't giving me no gifts -

Carmen: Fake is the best kind. They firm, they round, they beautiful, don't you think?

Carmen: For sure, if you watch those big Vinewood movies and sitcoms and stuff.

Carmen: Girl like me could do good there. Real good.

Carmen: Hey honey - so what's your story?

Carmen: Hey honey, you like the way Carmen looks after herself? You a lucky man, no?

Carmen: Host a TV show like that one - I'm Rich.

Carmen: How could I leave Liberty City? There's nowhere else to go? Except maybe Los Santos.

Carmen: I ain't talking about being paid. I ain't no hooker. I'm talking about gifts, Niko. Shit.

Niko: I can imagine.

Carmen: I can't promise that you the only one who's sleeping in my bed getting what I got.

Carmen: I don't know, honey. I like boys. I like looking good. I like watching TV.

Carmen: I don't see no reason to only give what I give to a man if he ain't going to pay for it.

Carmen: I don't want no baby pulling on my puppies. I just want them looking perfect.

Carmen: I get blood and sick all over me all day. You know what it's like to get blood on you?

Carmen: I got to look good when I'm out of that place. It's the only thing that's important.

Carmen: I like a man with ambition. What kind of women you like?

Carmen: I like fun. I'm a nurse. We have so much fun at the hospital. That shit is crazy.

Carmen: I mean just like this. Seeing. Carmen won't be controlled by no man.

Carmen: I want to do something important, really make a difference, you know?

Carmen: I want to live in Algonquin. You couldn't rent me a place there, could you?

2007239321 ~z~I'd just live, you know.

Niko: If that's how you roll, Carmen, that's how you roll. You never made any promises to me. You can do what you like.

Carmen: If you got me a place you'd have me all to yourself. We could have a whole lotta fun.

Niko: If your picture of the world comes from the TV you watch in this country,

Carmen: I'm a free spirit, you hear? A modern woman. I don't wanna be chained to no cooker like me mami was.

Carmen: I'm a nurse, honey. I got to clean people's asses nine to five.

Niko: I'm happy we've cleared that up. Thanks, Carmen.

Niko: I'm not asking for a commitment, Carmen. I'm happy with the way things are. It's cool.

Niko: I'm not so sure.

Niko: I'm not trying to hold you down, Carmen.

Niko: Is that a fact? You must be doing real well for yourself, Carmen.

Niko: Is this some joke? What am I meant to be looking at?

Carmen: It ain't pretty, is it? I'm wearing some shitty uniform, I got crap on me.

Carmen: It don't matter because Carmen ain't leaving Liberty City. She just need to get her a place in Algonquin.

Niko: It isn't being paid if they are gifts from a boyfriend?

Carmen: It'd tell everyone out there what it's like for a girl coming out of South Bohan trying to make something of herself.

Carmen: It's okay, you can look.

Carmen: It's true, men love me. I see the way you looking at me.

Carmen: Like me?

Niko: Look at what?

Carmen: Man, you're tough. But you seem fun. Are you fun?

Niko: Maybe. I don't know you. What's your story?

Carmen: Men get a taste of Carmen and they want to hold onto her.

Carmen: My job is just so frustrating, Niko.

Carmen: My tits, honey. I didn't pay this much for them if I didn't want men to look. You like what you see?

Niko: Nice ones.

Carmen: No man can control me, Niko. No man.

Niko: No story. You know. I came to your country and I'm trying to make a go of it.

Carmen: No, you're sweet. You know we ain't exclusive right? You know I'm seeing other guys.

Niko: No. I'm not rich.

Niko: No. why are you incredible?

Niko: Nonstop.

Niko: Not many people would say that about me.

Niko: Not your job? Don't you think helping people is important?

Carmen: Of course I can.

Niko: Oh yeah?

Niko: Oh, okay. I get the difference now.

Carmen: Oh, you know - I'm pretty incredible. Carmen is one of a kind I mean, you know.

Niko: Okay then...

Carmen: Only the fact that everyone in the country is watching you, stupid.

Carmen: Or chained to one man for the whole of my life neither. No way.

Niko: Prices are crazy in Algonquin but who cares, the other boroughs are more interesting.

Niko: Sadly, yes.

Carmen: Screw that, honey. I want people to notice me. I want to be a television personality.

Carmen: See these clothes? They all designer, baby. Don't nothing without a label touch this skin.

Carmen: Shit, Niko, I really need to get out of here. I need to move.

Niko: So is mine.

Niko: So, what are you into, Carmen? What do you really like?

Niko: Sounds like compelling viewing.

Niko: Sure, I heard they weren't that good if you wanted to breast feed a baby though.

Niko: Sure, you're looking good.

Niko: Sure. Well what would happen in your show?

Carmen: That's too bad, honey. Too bad.

Niko: then you've got to have a pretty distorted view.

Carmen: They got a reality TV show for everything now - rich people, cars, hookers.

Carmen: They should make a show about me. I look better than most of them bitches on there anyways.

Carmen: They so expensive though. I can't afford that shit on my nurse's salary.

Carmen: They're designer just like the clothes I wear.

Niko: What you mean, seeing? We've been on a few dates now.

Niko: Yeah, stupid me.

Niko: Yeah, sure. What made you want to get fake tits?

Niko: Yeah, what do you watch?

Niko: You could be exclusive with a guy because you like him, not just because he was paying you to be.

Carmen: You give me that then maybe we'll be exclusive.

Carmen: You got to help yourself first, honey. That's the truth. I'm looking out for Carmen.

Carmen: You know, plenty of my girl friends get apartments rented for them, they get allowances from their men.

Niko: You leaving Liberty City?

Carmen: You like being with me, don't you Niko? All men do.

Carmen: You sweet, Niko. You're a nice guy.

Niko: You want to read stuff out in front of a camera? What's important about that?

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Carmen: About my life - about the way I'm carrying on, about hanging out with guys like you.

Carmen: Ain't you got no friends? We never go anywhere, we never meet important people.

Carmen: All we ever do is hang out and talk and get in trouble and be you and me.

Carmen: and he says get out of my house and I say screw you,

Carmen: and he says you a slut and I say women have changed, it's call being a woman,

Carmen: And I would have done it, if it wasn't for you.

Carmen: Because I had an argument with my dad.

Niko: Carmen, I've said it before - you're special.

Carmen: Don't bullshit me. We both know the truth.

Niko: How are you?

Niko: I am a simple country boy, Carmen.

Niko: I don't believe in it. You're a pretty girl. Gorgeous.

Carmen: I don't know yet. I only just began plotting. Maybe modeling or some shit.

Niko: I don't really understand what you are talking about.

Carmen: I had them done. By my girl, Lucille, she does lots of celebrities, you know?

Carmen: I know, baby.

Niko: I know. A terrible shame. I have failed in this country.

Carmen: I know. I hate them. Listen do you think my teeth need straightening? Or whitening?

Carmen: I like hanging out with you, Niko, but I got one problem. I mean with taking this further.

Carmen: I look fat. I got fat thighs, a fat ass, a belly.

Niko: I love your values.

Carmen: I met the mayor the other day - he came to the hospital, to open a new ward.

Niko: I was joking.

Carmen: I was partying the other night in Bungalow 9 and I had my nails done, and I went shopping with the girls.

Carmen: I'm fat. It's why I haven't made it yet.

Carmen: I'm okay. No, I'm not. I'm kind of mad.

Niko: I'm sorry to hear that, that bit I did hear.

Niko: I'm sorry. I'm just not that kind of person.

Niko: I'm sorry. My dad was a bully, too. What about?

Niko: Isn't that what a date is?

Carmen: It felt good, meeting someone like that.

Niko: It sounds it. Insanity.

Carmen: It was - and you know what, I could tell he wanted to sleep with me.

Carmen: It's expensive, but I think I need it.

Carmen: I've been plotting. Plotting how I'm going to take over this town.

Niko: I've been pretty quiet, Carmen. Nothing that exciting. What about you?

Carmen: Man, when we get together, it's crazy. It really is.

Niko: Maybe. Are you bored of being a nurse?

Niko: No problem.

Niko: No, I didn't.

Niko: No, I think you haven't made it, because you don't know what you want to do.

Niko: No.

Niko: No.

Niko: No.

Niko: Nonsense. What are you talking about?

Carmen: Not bored. Just unfulfilled. I mean, it's great helping people, but you don't get thanked.

Carmen: Not like all the other men I date, just want to talk about themselves and how successful they are.

Carmen: Oh, I have been crazy. Loco. Nonstop.

Niko: Oh, thank you.

Carmen: Oh. Ha ha. Very funny. Do you know any celebrities?

Niko: Really?

Niko: Sounds great!

Niko: Surely Tony McTony is a man?

Carmen: Thank you, Niko. You're sweet.

Niko: Thank you.

Carmen: Thanks, baby. You're special. Not as special as Carmen, but still special.

Niko: That can be dull - people just talking about themselves.

Carmen: That don't matter. A pretty girl like me should be famous. And rich. Like in the magazines.

Niko: That stuff is for people with different priorities than me.

Carmen: That's a shame.

Niko: They say he is a goth and he should cheer up.

Niko: We do?

Carmen: What about me?

Carmen: What you been up to, baby?

Niko: What's that, Carmen?

Carmen: What's that?

Niko: Where I come from people say funny things about a man wearing nail polish.

Carmen: Why not?

Niko: Why?

Carmen: Will you pay for me to have lipo?

Carmen: Wow! Is Tony McTony a goth? I didn't know.

Niko: Yeah, they're great. Why?

Niko: Yeah? How?

Carmen: Yes - but there is nothing feminine about looking after yourself.

Carmen: Yes, well thank you. I knew you'd understand.

Carmen: Yes. He says you only want one thing and I say I don't care, I like having fun,

Carmen: Yes. Jill van Crastenburg was just in before me. Oh, and Tony McTony.

Carmen: you ain't the boss of me and he says if he was he'd sack me and then I start crying.

Niko: You always look good.

Carmen: You don't get famous. It feels like a waste of my talents.

Niko: You don't need that. It will just make you too thin and miserable.

Carmen: You like my nails?

Carmen: You look good, honey, you know that?

Niko: You look great, Carmen. It's your personality I worry about.

Niko: You seem very special.

Carmen: You're a good listener. I like that about you.

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Carmen: And I'm drunk! What is wrong with me?

Carmen: but you too up your own fucking ass to give a shit about the Carmen.

Carmen: Carmen don't know how she cope neither, baby.

Carmen: Carmen was saying something,

Niko: Don't do that again.

Carmen: Every time Carmen agrees to go out with you, you getting real lucky.

Carmen: Fuck you, Niko. You think you better than Carmen? You ain't. You ain't fucking shit.

Carmen: Fucking whiney sick bitches. I hate all the patients.

Niko: Great!

Carmen: Guess where Carmen going to hit you fucking next?

Niko: I don't know, maybe you've got issues.

Carmen: I don't need to deal with you here as well.

Carmen: I got to deal with stupid fucking sick children all day long.

Niko: I guess so.

Niko: I thought you liked the drinks I was buying you. Why didn't you say anything at the time?

Carmen: If you cared you would have picked up on it,

Carmen: I'll give you fucking issues, I'll put you in the fucking hospital myself.

Carmen: Issues? Fuck you.

Carmen: Man I am drunk as shit.

Niko: No problem.

Carmen: No problem? I gotta be at work soon. I gotta save lives, man.

Niko: Okay, thanks for the vote of confidence.

Niko: Ouch.

Carmen: Screw you, asshole.

Carmen: Screw you, Niko.

Carmen: She should be going out with rap stars and football players, not hoods like you.

Carmen: she was saying something with her eyes and with her hips and with her whole body language.

Carmen: Shit, can't someone else look after them? You fucking do it.

Niko: Shit, Carmen. I'm not the one they're fucking paying.

Niko: Shit, your life sounds real tough, Carmen.

Niko: Sure, I am. I really appreciate that.

Niko: This is good. I'm enjoying myself.

Niko: Watch it, Carmen.

Niko: We're having fun.

Carmen: You a cheapskate or something, Niko? You don't want to spend no money on Carmen?

Niko: You have it hard. I don't know how you cope.

Carmen: You like a child, Niko. You simple like a fucking child. Shit.

Carmen: You lucky Carmen's hanging out with you, baby. She's so out your league.

Carmen: You only buy her the happy hour drinks not them high price ones.

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Carmen: Remember my name, Carmen!

Carmen: Oh.

Carmen: Come on, baby.

Carmen: Why don't you steal a nice car for Carmen?

Carmen: This ain't cool.

Carmen: Not bad. I should go pro.

Carmen: Your break.

Carmen: Hurry up.

Carmen: Hi there.

Carmen: I love this station. I do.

Carmen: You're wasting my time, baby.

Carmen: It's on fire, you psychopath!

Carmen: Niko!

Carmen: Fuck.

Carmen: Wait for Carmen, baby.

Carmen: Hi.

Carmen: You're too good at this.

Carmen: Shall we play again?

Carmen: Baby, this ain't right.

Carmen: You lost.

Carmen: You can not hold Carmen down. You can't.

Carmen: That's gotta be annoying.

Carmen: This ain't for celebrities, baby.

Carmen: Fuck you.

Carmen: Come in. I'm too drunk to care about anything.

Carmen: This game is for idiots.

Carmen: Carmen is a winner, Niko.

Carmen: Get out of here.

Carmen: What happened there?

Carmen: I told you I'd win.

Carmen: Carmen is unique.

Carmen: How much money is on this?

Carmen: Let Carmen think.

Carmen: Can you help me walk to the car? I'm drunk.

Carmen: You lucky, lucky man. How lucky are you?

Carmen: I think I won.

Carmen: Real gentlemen, baby.

Carmen: Loser.

Carmen: You hit someone?

Carmen: Cool, you loco!

Carmen: Look at Carmen go!

Carmen: Carmen is unique.

Carmen: Stop cheaing, loco.

Carmen: Did someone get killed?

Carmen: Great. Well done.

Carmen: Look at me.

Carmen: Sure, I'm bored, baby.

Carmen: Anyway, let's listen to the radio.

Carmen: We better get out of here.

Carmen: Lucky.

Carmen: We upside down, baby?

Carmen: You cheap ass bitch slut.

Carmen: You can't see Carmen.

Carmen: Get out of here.

Carmen: Can this be any more boring?

Carmen: I'm drunk and you're crashing this thing?

Carmen: You can't touch Carmen.

Carmen: Hurry up. You drive like a bitch, Niko.

Carmen: Isn't it my turn to break, baby.

Carmen: You fouled, baby.

Carmen: Stop doing that, baby.

Carmen: Which one are you again?

Carmen: You better let me win, baby.

Carmen: You can't even play darts?

Carmen: I'll break.

Carmen: You filthy bitches.

Carmen: Miss.

Carmen: Excuse me for a minute.

Carmen: If you party, you're not getting any.

Carmen: I might be sick.

Carmen: Great.

Carmen: Is that the best you got, baby?

Carmen: Shall we play best of three games?

Carmen: Bowling ain't Carmen's thing.

Carmen: Well done.

Carmen: Shit.

Carmen: I'm drunk. Give me a hand?

Carmen: Not yet.

Carmen: Come upstairs?

Carmen: I hate this station.

Carmen: Who won, baby? Carmen did.

Carmen: You could steal my car any day, Niko.

Carmen: Whatever. I wonder what's on the radio.

Carmen: Stop doing that.

Carmen: What are we listening to?

Carmen: Don't be a psycho!

Carmen: I won.

Carmen: I love this station, baby.

Carmen: Damn!

Carmen: I don't mess around. Watch.

Carmen: Get your cheap ass hands off of me!

Carmen: A strike!

Carmen: Thanks God I'm drunk!

Carmen: Well done, baby.

Carmen: Screw you.

Carmen: You idiota.

Carmen: What did you expect?

Carmen: Prepare to learn how a lady does this.

Carmen: Look at that!

Carmen: Enjoy yourself, but my ass is better than these bitches.

Carmen: I've had enough.

Carmen: Hey, get in.

Carmen: You on drugs?

Carmen: Yeah, why not?

Carmen: Wait for me.

Carmen: I won!

Carmen: Can you help?

Carmen: Watch me.

Carmen: Can I break this time?

Carmen: Whatever, punk.

Carmen: Damn.

Carmen: I'm sorry, I ain't in the mood, baby.

Carmen: Get us out of here.

Carmen: Watch Carmen clean up.

Carmen: I tell you what: drinking makes me really horny.

Carmen: This is so not my scene, baby.

Carmen: Get us out of here, baby.

Carmen: You just ugly, bitch.

Carmen: Did you just shoot me?

Carmen: Stop cheaing, baby.

Carmen: Come on.

Carmen: What are you doing, idiota?

Carmen: I hate this station.

Carmen: I hope you miss.

Carmen: Let's just listen to the radio.

Carmen: What are you doing, maniac?

Carmen: Give me that back. Now!

Carmen: I'm a winner.

Carmen: I'm all talked out. Let's listen to some music.

Carmen: Try to stay out of trouble.

Carmen: I can win at anything.

Carmen: You drive.

Carmen: Oh, Niko, you real sexy when you do that.

Carmen: I got skills, baby.

Carmen: Wait, Niko.

Carmen: We better get out of here.

Carmen: Whatever.

Carmen: Damn, we gonna die!

Carmen: Let's listen to the radio. I've got nothing to say to you.

Carmen: Enjoy Carmen when you have her.

Carmen: Come on, baby, miss!

Carmen: Shit.

Carmen: You crazy tramp.

Carmen: Can we get out of here, baby?

Carmen: Papi, papi, ooh.

Carmen: Baby, get us out of here.

Carmen: Baby, stop it.

Carmen: Me gusta, me gusta, papi, papi.

Carmen: Come on, get in.

Carmen: Cocksucker.

Carmen: You fat, ugly bitch.

Carmen: Can I put the radio on?

Carmen: You hitting me, you prick?

Carmen: Let's put the radio on, baby.

Carmen: My cousin, Roman went to jail for doing that.

Carmen: I ain't walking.

Carmen: I am on my way, baby.

Carmen: Yes.

Carmen: Can we just listen to the radio? I'm bored.

Carmen: Whatever, a turkey.

Carmen: That's not fun.

Carmen: I love this station.

Carmen: Hey, wait for me.

Carmen: You don't stand a chance.

Carmen: Hurry up.

Carmen: Niko, stop being a punk.

Carmen: I can't drive.

Carmen: So, lucky.

Carmen: You fucking creep.

Carmen: I think you missed.

Carmen: Carmen likes this.

Carmen: I knew I'd be good at this.

Carmen: Try to hit the board, baby.

Carmen: Get in.

Carmen: I love this music.

Carmen: You like this, don't you?

Carmen: Man, this isn't a cool idea drunk.

Carmen: I'm brilliant at this.

Carmen: Well played, baby.

Carmen: I let you win.

Carmen: No you don't, baby.

Carmen: Damn.

Carmen: I'm pretty good at this.

Carmen: So boring.

Carmen: You won, great.

Carmen: Hey, wait.

Carmen: I might go and meet some other guys.

Carmen: See you soon.

Carmen: You good at that, Niko.

Carmen: I'm really bored, baby.

Carmen: At least I'm not a punk.

Carmen: You lost, baby.

Carmen: This is too trashy for Carmen.

Carmen: You psycho, Niko.

Carmen: Is that supposed to impress me, Niko?

Carmen: You're loco, creep!

Carmen: You pendejo!

Carmen: I'm incredible and unique.

Carmen: This is boring.

Carmen: Who won? Me!

Carmen: It's on fire!

Carmen: Oh.

Carmen: Good choice.

Carmen: I'm too drunk to talk. Let's put the radio on.

Carmen: No way.

Carmen: Congratulations, baby. You're a winner.

Carmen: Niko, you prick.

Carmen: Not yet, baby.

Carmen: What are you doing to the car?

Carmen: What you doing?

Carmen: Help me. My boyfriend's gone fucking crazy.

Carmen: What happened?

Carmen: Great, well done. If only celebrities bowled more.

Carmen: We better get lost.

Carmen: What you being so slow for? Hurry up, idiot.

Carmen: You won, baby. Well done I think.

Carmen: You're bad at this.

Carmen: You're ugly and fat, bitch.

Carmen: You're great, Niko.

Carmen: You wife-beating asshole.

Carmen: Can we have a minute of peace?

Carmen: I can't wait to put this in my blog.

Carmen: This is crazy, loco. I love it.

Carmen: I said you were loco.

Carmen: What are you waiting for?

Carmen: You're lucky to know me.

Carmen: Come on, Niko, don't keep Carmen waiting.

Carmen: Whatever.

Carmen: Foul.

Carmen: Am I not enough for you? Great.

Carmen: Nice one, baby.

Carmen: Great, well done, really fun.

Carmen: You really wanna listen to this?

Carmen: Fuck, the cops, baby.

Carmen: Best of three, baby?

Carmen: Thank you, baby.

Carmen: Shit, my back.

Carmen: You drive. I ain't got a license.

Carmen: Don't shoot me.

Carmen: Hurry up. I might be sick.

Carmen: This is terrible.

Carmen: Hurry up, Niko.

Carmen: I love this station.

Carmen: Carmen don't like waiting for nobody. Come on.

Carmen: Hey, get off!

Carmen: I'm too drunk.

Carmen: Come in for a quick drink.

Carmen: You messed up, baby.

Carmen: You only beat a girl.

Carmen: I told you I was liberating.

Carmen: That's cheating.

Carmen: I'm incredible... did I tell you that?

Carmen: Thank you, baby.

Carmen: I've got a life to live here.

Carmen: Can we turn that noise off?

Carmen: Wanna come in?

Carmen: Nice one.

Carmen: Beautiful and talented and unique.

Carmen: Whoo, I'm gonna be famous!

Carmen: Can you see Carmen?

Carmen: I hope you mess up.

Carmen: Congratulations, but you still can't see Carmen.

Carmen: You wanna play best of three?

Carmen: You better mess this up.

Carmen: You good at darts.

Carmen: Watch this.

Carmen: Carmen is incredible.

Carmen: Screw you, punk.

Carmen: I'm not that drunk.

Carmen: Can you hold me up, baby?

Carmen: You're a bully, well done.

Carmen: It's five-O.

Carmen: They gone? Gracias.

Carmen: Come in. I wanna get with you.

Carmen: You pervert, I love it.

Carmen: What happened?

Carmen: Are we betting?

Carmen: Did we crash?

Carmen: Niko, stop that.

Carmen: Unlucky baby.

Carmen: Nice one, you beat a girl at darts.

Carmen: One-forty? Nearly perfect.

Carmen: I'm enjoying myself, baby.

Carmen: Is there money on this?

Carmen: You dumbass maniac.

Carmen: You should let woman win.

Carmen: Not when I'm drunk, I'll be sick.

Carmen: Get in the car, baby.

Carmen: Want another game?

Carmen: My God, no one listens to this.

Carmen: What are you doing?

Carmen: A spare? I'm incredible at this.

Carmen: Turn that noise off a minute.

Carmen: You know how to drive, don't you?

Carmen: Get us a car, baby. Now.

Carmen: Can you come up?

Carmen: Hold up, baby.

Carmen: Unlucky.

Carmen: No.

Carmen: Shit, you gone fucking loco.

Carmen: Ha ha.

Carmen: You pushed me, dick.

Carmen: You're not so hot at darts.

Carmen: Well done. You're a great bowler.

Carmen: We need a car.

Carmen: Yes, let's do something more fun than this.

Carmen: Isn't that a spare?

Carmen: I can't drive so you better.

Carmen: One-forty? You're too good at this, you don't miss.

Carmen: You better break.

Carmen: Screw you!

Carmen: Get off me!

Carmen: You're naughty. Strippers, how trashy.

Carmen: Well done, I think.

Carmen: Not now, I'm having fun.

Carmen: Shit, the cops.

Carmen: Hurry up.

Carmen: What you gotta go for? You're a maniac.

Carmen: Don't make me listen to this, baby.

Carmen: Have fun, baby.

Carmen: Don't stop, baby.

Carmen: Thanks, great.

Carmen: I love this.

Carmen: Can we put some music on?

Carmen: I've had enough of this.

Carmen: Incredible, baby.

Carmen: Excuse me.

Carmen: I love your implants.

Carmen: I'm seeing three of everything, baby.

Carmen: What is going on?

Carmen: I grew up here, no one learns how to drive.

Carmen: I can't get in more trouble.

Carmen: Screw you, that's Carmen's car!

Carmen: Don't push me.

Carmen: You stupid punk ass bitch.

Carmen: Loco!

Carmen: Lucky.

Carmen: Wanna come in for a coffee?

Carmen: Boring, Niko.

Carmen: Play again?

Carmen: Turn this off, baby.

Carmen: You wanna have a little wager, baby?

Carmen: Get in the car.

Carmen: Well done.

Carmen: Shit, my nails!

Carmen: Jesus, Niko, hurry up!

Carmen: You break.

Carmen: Let's listen to some music.

Carmen: See you in a while.

Carmen: Oh, man.

Carmen: Damn.

Carmen: We in trouble.

Carmen: Excuse me!

Carmen: Move, idiota.

Carmen: Watch where you're going.

Carmen: Ouch!

Carmen: Shit!

Carmen: We been hit.

Carmen: Damn.

Carmen: Dick!

Carmen: You loco, I love it.

Carmen: You drive like you don't give a shit.

Carmen: You're crazy and unique, like me.

Carmen: You moron.

Carmen: My teeth, asshole.

Carmen: You fucked up my boobs.

Carmen: You hit someone.

Carmen: You loco freak.

Carmen: You freak, you're crazy.

Carmen: What are you doing?

Carmen: You loco, calm down.

Carmen: Shit!

Carmen: Oh, baby, you're loco!

Carmen: Hurry up.

Carmen: You wanna drive quicker, baby?

Carmen: Could you drive any slower?

Carmen: That's the cops.

Carmen: Baby, the police.

Carmen: It's five-O, baby.

Carmen: You see the police over there?

Carmen: You creep.

Carmen: You insane idiota.

Carmen: Fuck you, idiota.

Carmen: Fuck you!

Carmen: Fuck you!

Carmen: Hit me, asshole!

Carmen: I'm a lady but I'm also mad, bitch.

Carmen: You're fucking with the wrong bitch.

Carmen: Fuck.

Carmen: Damn.

Carmen: Oh, man.

Carmen: Niko!

Carmen: Niko, you stop hitting me?

Carmen: Niko, for fuck's sake, idiota!

Carmen: Give me that back.

Carmen: Get the hell outta there.

Carmen: That's mine.

Carmen: No you don't, not to Carmen!

Carmen: Damn.

Carmen: Shit.

Carmen: Oh, baby!

Carmen: Damn!

Carmen: What is wrong with you?

Carmen: Please, no!

Carmen: Be cool, baby, please.

Carmen: Thanks.

Carmen: Gracias.