User:Gta-mysteries/Pedestrian Dialogue 2
MM FedCo
- Get off and seek forgiveness.
- Woah. Some people have such bad karma.
- This is my God damn ??? friend. Get out.
- ???
- Hello, there.
- Hey. That's just rubbish.
- Don't let me die. I'm too young.
- I do not believe that.
- Let me through. I need to survive.
- Oui.
- Do you mind? Get out.
- I'm deeply shocked, you know.
- Save me! Come. Guy on the loose! Help!
- That man is really, really insane.
- I am sensing deep rooted anger here.
- ???
- Not while I'm on duty, friend.
- Help! I've been robbed!
- No.
- Fuck you.
- Whoa. Mr. Aggressive Cunt.
- Easy, tiger.
- Calm. Calming down.
- Kind of embarassing, really. I'm lost. Which way is North?
- Look, I trained for this. Go learn it yourself.
- Whoa. Chill.
- Help. Madman!
- Bad karma.
- Wanker.
- ???
- No one stops me delivering.
- Come on, you twat.
- F off, you imbecile.
- You had enough?
- Sign for this, you dick.
- I got to deliver stuff out of the way.
- Whoa. I got to get to the depot.
- Help! Loonie on the loose!
- Help! I can't deal with the violence!
- Look, I deliver stuff. Does my badge say "follow guy"?
- Let's get ???
- Shake it, princess.
- You've got those sacred curves, mosheri.
- I appreciate that, but I have the issues too.
- Look, look, my spiritual leader asked me not to fraternize with non-believers.
- I deliver, I pray, and I haven't got time for the nookie nookie.
- I don't care. I am one of Buddha's chosen few.
- The rain falls and the leaves fall on one another, okay?
- Hello, yes? Actually, still working.
- Oh, but like I said, I'm still working here. Goodbye.
- Okay...
- Fair enough.
- Yep.
- Yeah.
- Uh huh.
- I saw the next life. Please, let me go back.
- French
- God. Merd.
- French
- French
- French
- That kind of rage only hurts, you know.
- Oh, what is that?
- Whoa, shit!
- Mankind is on the very brink!
- Merci beaucoup.
- Thank you very much.
- Help! The energy in here is awful.
- Please, I have spiritual ambitions I need to fulfill.
- This is so uncalming. Let me fucking out.
- French This is too scary.
MM FedCo BN1
- Call the police! I'm taking a hit.
- It's a robbery! Somebody help me!
- Don't shoot the messenger.
- Yeah, yeah. Everybody hates the delivery guy.
- Why does everybody think it's okay to touch me?
- All people do is fuck with me.
- Asshole!
- Watch it!
- No way!
- When are they gonna give me a gun?
- This job fucking sucks.
- So much for that self defense class.
- What the fuck is going on today?
MM FedCo BN2
- Gun!
- Ah!
- I don't wanna die.
- I can't do anything right today.
- I'm an idiot. I'm sorry.
- Holy crap.
- God damn it!
- Hey, why don't you just kill me?
- Leave me alone.
- You don't wanna hit me, I'm an old man.
- Just let me be.
- Now I've seen everything.
MM FireChief
- What do you think you're doing, moron?
- I need a God damn beer.
- Fine. I'll get out.
- Okay, guys. Watch your step.
- Aw, come on.
- Take the damn car!
- He's packing.
- I've got a pension, I can't die now.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. That's enough.
- I don't need this shit. Go ahead.
- Yo man, it's cool. Just take it.
- I'm the fire chief. Don't be an idiot.
- Crap.
- Don't kill me.
- Ah, great. That's just what I need.
- You better pray your house never catches on fire.
- He's gonna shoot!
- Rob a fireman, you go to Hell.
- Ah, crap.
- Stop! What the hell do you think you're doing?
- I hopey you burn in a fire.
- Do you know who I am?
- Anyone called for a fireman?
- Who called in a fire?
- He's got a gun!
- What the fuck?
- I should've retired last year.
- Aw shit. Why aren't firemen armed?
- What are you, blind?
- Alright. Safety first, boys.
- Another prank call. Un-fucking-believeable.
- There is no fire.
- Everybody be careful out here.
- Where the hell's the fire?
- Another God damn prank call.
- Easy, buddy, easy.
- Let's go, guys. Let's get this God damn fire out.
- Who the hell is this idiot holding up traffic?
- I don't believe this.
- Move it, idiot.
- Get going. Come on!
- Hey, do you wanna be shot?
- Come on.
- I fucking hate the city.
- I can't be stuck in traffic.
- Move it.
- Let's go!
- I need a beer if I'm gonna be stuck here.
- Hey. What's your fucking problem?
- Wow.
- Hey. I'm a fire chief, asshole.
- Hey.
- What the Hell?
- Watch out.
- Ah, shit.
- What the hell?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Let the fruitcake cops handle this.
- I'm a fireman, not a moron.
- Lucky for you, there's a fire somewhere.
- I'm too old for this shit.
- I fight fire, not maniacs.
- Good job, everybody.
- Alright buddies, shots are on me.
- Way to go. Let's go get hammered.
- Good job, fellas.
- How do you feel now, huh?
- You fucking want some more of this, pal?
- You thought you could start shit with the fire chief?
- Where you going so fast?
- What the hell happened?
- Wow.
- What just happened?
- God damn it. You shot me.
- Ah shit, my leg.
- Thanks.
- I appreciate it.
- Let me out for crying out loud.
- I'm no good at being a hostage.
- Let me out.
- I got a wife. I hate her, but still...
- Come on. Don't do this.
- Hey, the last thing you need is a kidnapping beef.
- Outta the way. Coming through.
- Let me through here.
- Get the hell outta the way.
- Clear the God damn way.
- Let me through here. I'm the fire chief.
- Get outta the way. This is official business.
- What the hell are you saying? You sound like you got shit in your mouth.
- Anyone else pick this up? I'm gonna go get drunk.
- Alright, I'll go see what's going on.
- What are ya talking about, shit mouth?
MM GayMid
- My elbow has more talent.
- Taxi!
- Well, hello...
- Stop groping me. No!
- Soda. Diet.
- No, no, no, no, no. Out.
- Honey, you are dying up there.
- Hey there.
- Help! I'm being violated.
- Whoo. Boring.
- My car, you bitch.
- God, I love you. You're so beautiful. You really are.
- You asshole. Fuck off.
- He's got a gun!
- Go away. Now!
- Sugar Daddy's got his credit card here somewhere.
- What in Gay Hell was that?
- Hey. Hey. You hit someone.
- Okay. Okay, just don't touch me.
- I liked his Moroccan period better.
- No one wants an old queen like me.
- Oh God. Oh God. Please don't kill me.
- You just... you just. No, I must be seeing things.
- Back the fuck up.
- Was that my fault? Sorry.
- Rape! Rape!
- How dare you!
- I am so out of here.
- Ugh. Not again.
- You animal.
- Oh God. My heart. My precious heart.
- Yeah.
- Whatever.
- Mhm. Unless you got a dick under there, forget it.
- No. My beautiful car.
- He's gonna put that gun in my mouth. Help!
- Holy shit. Gotta go.
- Why? Why?!
- Right there. Are you blind?
- Oh my God. This can't be happening.
- Let me get a spritzer, bubble butt.
- I wish this cigarette was a three foot glass bong.
- That bastard's right there.
- Hands off.
- Not bad chauffeur.
- Sure, sweet thing.
- My Adam's apple's bleeding. Help.
- Get out, you animal. Out!
- Don't you ever touch me there again.
- Well, let's not dilly dally.
- Ah!
- Ugh. Let's see... Um...
- You see me here, right?
- Jeez. Take out the butt plug.
- Someone rub my forearm. I'm fucking peaking.
- Oh God. Ah!
- Whorebag.
- Don't touch me there.
- Not my style.
- Don't point that at me.
- I didn't touch a hair on that boys' head. I swear.
- I'm chewing my freaking jaw off here.
- I need a slippery nipple. Wait, two of them.
- Fuck me!
- Ugh, excuse me?
- Yeah, gimme ten of those kids meals.
- I know. I know, honey.
- Avant garde, my ass.
- Honey, I take drugs you can't even pronounce.
- Buh bye.
- Help! I've been violated!
- Is love out there? I think so.
- Girl, I like mustaches and back hair. Catch my drift?
- Hey there, loverboy. Yeah, my cell's out.
- Mhm.
- Yuck. This look like dried poop.
- Toodles.
- No thanks, sweetie.
- Ugh. Tell me about it.
- Oh, Hell no. This one's mine.
- Oh God, no! Please!
- Tada! Another piece of absolute crap.
- No, that's not gonna happen.
- Bite off half of this and you'll be fine. Trust me.
- A little shopping therapy. You know.
- Is this cubist or realist? Looks like a shitlist to me.
- Oh my God, look what you did.
- Yoo-hoo, angel? Time to wakey-wakey.
- One foot in front of the other. That's it.
- What a poor, wretched soul.
- Step aside, honey!
- Some people have to work for a living.
- Yoo-hoo, sweetheart? Move your ass!
- Wanna see the bitch come out, 'cause she will. Oh, she will.
- Patience is not my vitrue, soft cock.
- Ah. Why? The torture.
- The nerve!
- Buy me a drink first, big man.
- Where's my apology?
- Slow it down, sizzle chest.
- Whoa, mister big man.
- You know the way to the, uh, red light district?
- Sweetie, I don't know Broker from Bohan.
- Fuck!
- No!
- Ah!
- Sacrebleu.
- ???
- Pardon me.
- Move aside, coming through.
- Brute!
- Asshole!
- Don't touch me there.
- I'm calling the cops.
- Why won't anybody help me?
- Ah!
- Honey, that ego gotta shrink.
- Yuck. Go away, smelly man.
- Nice look.
- Eew, eew, eew.
- Police, help. My car was taken from me. It was brutal.
- Look but don't touch.
- Ah, shucks. Little ole me?
- I am one hunk of man meat. I know.
- Oh no. Eastern Standard Time. Of course.
- Mhm. I ordered the jacuzzi suite.
- Three bottles of no-go, two pairs of nipple clamps and a electric shaver.
- No you can't bring the monkey, idiot.
- Oh yeah, I'm gonna be all dolled up for you.
- Stop it. Stop it, you lascivious monster.
- Well, hello hello.
- Okay. Little kisses.
- Mmhmm.
- Uh huh.
- So anyway, back to me.
- What fun.
- What?
- Oh, you horrible, horrible man.
- Up there.
- Look up, moron.
- Police. They're shooting. With guns!
- Help me. Help me. They're shooting.
- They're shooting, officer. I can barely hold the phone.
- Please tell me you're okay.
- It wasn't me. It was the damn ecstasy. Oh God.
- Ugh, mister?
- I was up among the clouds. With the angels. They were so sexy.
- Fudgeknocker.
- Fuck.
- Oh my God. No, no, no.
- Horrible, just horrible.
- Mmm, that's nice.
- I shouldn't buy myself that. Wait, I should. No, I shouldn't.
- Fuck, fuck, fuck it hurts!
- Help me, mommy, help!
- Ah, fuck.
- Holy shit.
- I don't wanna die.
- Ah. Thank you.
- Thanks.
- That's so sweet. Thanks.
- Please don't touch my tender body. Please.
- I don't wanna be raped.
- Are you taking me to your hideout?
- Please. I'll do anything to you. I mean, for you.
- You're not the guy I roofied, are you? I'm sorry.
MM GayMid BD1
- Please, no!
- Please tell me that didn't just happen.
- How dare you.
- Oh, you're in trouble now, bitch.
- Fuck. He's got a gun.
- Hey. Get the fuck away from there.
- Oh, you have got to be kidding me.
- No. I'm gonna die!
- Take your hands off of me.
- Come on.
- Come on, moron. Focus.
- I can't even look at that outfit.
- Hey. Can we try a little gas up there?
- Hey. What is the fucking hold up?
- Get over yourself already.
- Hey. The 80's called, they want their outfit back.
- Heh. There goes another tiny penis.
- Bitch!
- Asshole!
- Fuck.
- Bitch, you've got a lot of issues.
- Testosterone overload.
- Fucking neanderthal.
MM GBik Lo 3 Full 1
- I still think that I could run this job better.
- You want a Logger, baby?
- Hola, amigo.
- Hey baby, how 'bout a logger?
- Last time they sent me to San Fierro, I almost came back in a box.
- Who's afraid of the big bad pig?
- I'd like some of that.
- Are these darts weighted wrong?
- Right.
- Hey.
- I'm still a little strung out.
- Get the casket ready.
- Are you blind? I'm an Angel!
- A pool table or a chick, I find the holes.
- I fucking hate cars.
- Are these cues bent or something?
- Who's your daddy?
- Mhm.
- The fucking man won't let us smoke inside anymore.
- Does this guy seem weird to you?
- That was such a one-off.
- Cool it, bro.
- Keep me covered.
- Ah, man.
- The Lost don't know shit about old bikes.
- I'm with you.
- I'm an Angel, you idiot.
- That decks must have a long half life.
- You think this guy knows where he is?
- You won't get far.
- Fucking granny wagons.
- Ah, man.
- Get away, skank.
- Put it away, bro.
- Hey pipsqueak, what are ya doing?
- I give up. I give up.
- The Angel's will find your ass.
- Over there.
- Logger. Now.
- Gotta love the Indians smelling smoke so cheap.
- He's over there!
- Keep walking, asswipe.
- Yeah.
- No more. I give up.
- Get off the Angels' turf.
- No way.
- Gotta get my shit together.
- Bro, what are you doing?
- Now we're talking.
- I think the table is fucked up.
- Cars suck.
- Not again, man.
- No weapons here, bro. Put it away.
- No.
- This sucks, man.
- What's with the tricked dartS?
- I told you I can find any hole.
- Watch my back.
- That looks good.
- Angels of Death, baby!
- Another racket in the pocket.
- We're coming for you!
- Get outta here, smackhead.
- That fifty-seven was the best bike I ever had.
- Some Lost fucker stole my vinyl collection.
- You pigs don't scare me.
- Who fucked with my darts?
- You're trespassing. Get out.
- Right down the center again.
- Someone's dead!
- Log me.
- Let's get some action going.
- I'm gonna kill someone.
- He kicked start ass again.
- I told you I hate this game.
- Holy shit.
- Get the fuck outta here.
- Hey junkie, scram!
- Number five.
- Who just commited suicide?
- Yeah.
- Get fucked.
- Cut me a break. I'm still strung out.
- Let's have some fun.
- You should try the Last Venturas Serie Shocks.
- Be safe.
- Fucking Big Brother says you can't smoke anymore.
- Ah, you disgust me.
- Hey bro, I'm on a payphone.
- Mmhmm.
- You got lucky this time...
- Looks like the streak is on.
- Later.
- I should be on a magazine cover.
- Take that freakshow out.
- Damn straight.
- Fuck yeah.
- I'm an Angel. I'm an Angel!
- She's gonna blow!
- Everything the Lost try was ripped off my us.
- This won't happen again so enjoy it, asshole.
- Let me see you do that again.
- Put it down, bro.
- Go fuck yourself.
- I want paralysis.
- You might as well cut your losses.
- I got my start building catalytic convertors for old bikes.
- You got that right.
- Are you dropping tabs while driving again?
- No smoking crack on the road.
- You want me to make you move?
- Are you tripping? Let's go.
- Let's go already!
- You stuck in quicksand?
- Don't take acid and drive anymore.
- Hang in there, bro. Your ride's waiting.
- Shit!
- Whoa!
- Damnation.
- Jinkies!
- Duck!
- Hit the dirt!
- You're in the Angel's hands now.
- Get ready to get creamed.
- You like to taste your own blood?
- Here's mud in your eye.
- No front teeth for you.
- Take your best shot!
- Ha ha. Me, follow someone? No way.
- You're gonna pay for new boots if they're scuffed.
- You better not have scratched the leather.
- You wanna die? Scram!
- Get the hell out of here.
- Stop it, bro.
- Hello? Cool it.
- Hey bro, what gives?
- You know, this is Angel's turf.
- The Lost put you up to this. I know.
- I see him.
- What an idiot.
- What kind of jerk is this?
- I don't listen to bacon.
- Pigs don't give the orders here.
- Yeah.
- This is America. Get a job.
- You're a disgrace to Uncle Sam.
- Still sticking it to the man, huh?
- Get off.
- Remember me?
- You're dead!
- Don't fuck with an Angel.
- Not a smart move, bro.
- Angels don't take shit. Okay?
- Looking good, baby.
- Your ass would look good on my face, baby.
- I love me a natural woman.
- I am ready to kick some Lost ass.
- Thost Lost dicks have gone too far.
- I am going to fucking kill them.
- I really wanna split their heads open.
- That's our territory and they know it.
- Hey, bro.
- I'll see ya tonight. Bye.
- Yeah.
- Right.
- Fuck yeah.
- Damn straight.
- Mmm.
- Shit!
- Damn!
- He's up there.
- Up there.
- I thought I was gonna die.
- Crud.
- Fuck.
- Damn.
- Fuck me.
- You shot my leg, you fucker!
- You nuts? That was my leg!
- Horns are for emergencies, asshole.
- Quit honking, man.
- Alright, dude. Time to give up.
- You're done for, dude.
- Hide.
- Get out of the firing line.
- You're a dead duck.
- Someone's gonna die.
- Drop dead, asshole.
- Thanks.
- Hey, thanks.
- Man, you can't let the Angels hear about this.
- Be ready for action.
- I heard the Lost can show up any minute.
- Make sure you recognize all the Angels.
- Don't let anyone know what we're doing.
- Try not to use this thing so much.
MM GayMid 1 BN1
- Crazy person. Run.
- Oh my freaking God.
- He's busting caps. Help.
- You like that ass, huh?
- You wish, baby.
- Hey. You're kinda hot.
- Whoa.
- Oh no.
- Help.
- Oh my God.
- Help. Please. Anyone.
- Freaking breeders.
- Oh my. Oh no.
MM GBik Lo 3 Gang 1
- My bike, my boys and my pride are I got, man. Angels of Death is my life.
- Hey there.
- I'm happy as a clam when I ride with my boys. Stop for cold Pisswasser and ride some more.
- Oh, I'm real scared.
- You know it.
- Hey.
- Yeah, come on!
- Shit.
- Hell yeah.
- It's gonna be unconstitutional to make us stand outside and smoke for fuck's sake.
- Keep an eye on that bonehead.
- Get your hands off my baby.
- Need you to cover me.
- I wanna die on my bike with a beer in one hand, smoking and giving a finger to some cop.
- You fucking know it, my man.
- Hands off me, son of a bitch.
- Watch that bozo.
- You messed with the wrong guy.
- Fucking Hell.
- You better use that right now or put it down.
- Hey, shithead. Time for you to get lost.
- Shit.
- He's right there.
- Standing outside smoking gives you time to plot all kinds of bad ass shit.
- He's over there.
- If you're not looking for trouble, take the fuck off.
- I'm with you, boy.
- Ah, fuck me.
- You got two seconds if you wanna cry like a baby and run.
- No fucking way.
- Hey. What the hell are you doing?
- Know how to use that, sweetheart?
- No.
- Holy shit.
- Cover me, man.
- You're gonna pay for this.
- Angels of Death is forever, man. We are a family.
- Sure, I'm probably sick but don't tell me to go see a doctor. I was born sick.
- Ah, don't try to scare me, boy.
- Say bye to momma.
- What the fuck?
- Coming after you.
- Damn it.
- Oh, man.
- You're not from around here. Go back to where you belong.
- You know it.
- Fuck your mother.
- I'm gonna kill you.
- The Lost is history. They ain't gonna survive. That's a fact.
- Catch ya later.
- You treat me like a criminal for smoking a cigarette. I might as well do something illegal.
- No fucking shit.
- Later.
- Go for it.
- Oh yeah. I hear ya.
- Oh yeah.
- You're gonna regret this.
- I gotta get these 69 brand cigarretes. Chicks love 'em.
- Put that damn thing before you hurt yourself, son.
- Suck my balls.
- Don't take it easy.
- Ain't nobody, nobody gonna break up Angels Death.
- I'm down. All the way 'til death.
- Go drive a tricycle or something, moron.
- Stop driving or I'll punch ya.
- Hey. Move it, moron.
- Who the fuck are ya?
- Get a move on, fuckhead.
- Move it or I'll shoot ya.
- The fuck is your problem?
- Wait a fucking minute.
- Hey, dickhead.
- Wow.
- Watch it, motherfucker.
- Shit, man.
- Don't you shoot me, fuckhead.
- Gonna kick your sorry ass.
- I gotta hurt ya.
- I'm gonna enjoy messing you up. My dick's getting hard.
- Welcome to Angel's Death.
- I'll show ya how we fight at Angel's Death.
- You gonna wish I just kill ya.
- I'm not following nobody.
- Watch it, dickhead.
- Hey, you wanna die?
- Get the fuck outta here.
- You better run, boy.
- What the hell are you doing, boy?
- What in Hell?
- What the fuck is this?
- Hey. What the hell is this?
- Wait a fucking minute.
- Sure thing, man.
- Oh yeah.
- I'm watching you, asshole.
- Over my dead body.
- Sure. After I shoot you.
- Yeah.
- Ain't your car, scumbag.
- Don't ever touch my car.
- Who's laughing now?
- Next time I just kill you if you touch my shit.
- Whoa!
- Fuck!
- He's up there.
- Look. He's right up there.
- Fuck me.
- Aw, shit.
- Holy shit.
- Ah! My leg!
- Shut the fuck up.
- You want me to shoot you? Shut up.
- You're in trouble now.
- Get down, guys.
- Hell. Take cover.
- I see you, motherfucker.
- Bullet's got your name on it, asshole.
- You're gonna eat my bullet.
- Thanks.
- I owe ya one.
- Fucking maniac.
MM GBik Lo 3 Mini 1
- Watch my back, Angels.
- Get your hands off me.
- Please stop. I don't wanna die.
- Last chance to beat it before I beat you.
- What the fuck?
- Dammit. My wheels.
- Cover me.
- Get the fuck outta here before I kick your ass.
- My ride is totally hosed.
- Let go of me.
- No one holds up an Angel.
- Keep it moving.
- Get outta the way.
- Come on.
- Wacko.
- Dirtbag.
- Take that.
- Angels fight tough.
- I'm gonna kick your ass.
- I got your attitude adjustment right here.
- I'm gonna knock your block off.
- I'm gonna make you bleed.
- Don't tread on me.
- Never push an Angel around.
- Hey, watch it.
- What are you doing?
- Are you crazy? Watch it.
- Yeah. I got ya.
- I know. Fucking unbelievable.
- Look at this douchebag.
- I ain't bailing on my ride yet.
- You can't steal from an Angel.
- I see that cocksucker.
- That shithead is going down.
- This bullet's going in his skull.
MM GenBum 1
- Go to Hell, fatass.
- LCPD. Bunch of bullies.
- Give me a value meal, extra sauce.
- You're in my fucking house!
- Hey there.
- ??? probably getting robbed right now.
- You're probably a pedophile.
- Don't. I'm booby-trapped.
- Suck my baloon nut then.
- Not a firefight today.
- Ain't it crazy? They sell knives on TV.
- Buy me a buzz.
- I ain't never stole any Redwoods.
- You need a blowjob?
- Ah! Call in reinforcements!
- Fine. Go screw an amputee.
- Go harass some minorities.
- I always feel like life is a game.
- Yeah.
- Can you spare some nickels?
- Home invader! I got a gun.
- Ride to Hell in a banana car then.
- I want something with free ketchup.
- He's got a weapon!
- Someone call the pigs!
- Whose your commanding general?
- Makes me wanna split some buns.
- Suck it, shithook.
- Sell that shit in the hood, asshole.
- Can you give me bus fare to Odessa?
- I'm amazed how many perverts live here.
- I'm telling ya.
- No, thanks.
- Seriously. That is some nutty shit.
- Hey. Can I have some fucking money?
- Oh, I see how it is.
- Eh, blow me running.
- How 'bout a dollar for a Logger?
- Watch it!
- Kid, that hurt.
- I'll sue your ass.
- Which way to the liquor?
- Shit in my mouth if I know.
- Wanker!
- Ass bandit!
- Pinhead dipshit.
- Man, I'm drunk.
- One more then I get a job.
- To flying FNGs.
- This my C ration right here.
- Oh, my pants are full of load.
- Ooh, my ass about to pop smoke.
- I will eat you alive, toe rag.
- Yeah, I'm a peacenik.
- Ooh. Ass wopping time.
- Hey lunkhead, you ready, huh?
- Well, fuck all squared.
- I'll rip out your privates.
- I'll Da Nang you good.
- Yeah, let's go. Come on, shitmonkey.
- Five bucks on the dumb one.
- Fight to the death! Ha.
- I love street violence.
- You tailing me, jack off?
- Stop following me.
- I got better shit to do than that.
- Did the Viet Cong get me?
- Well, queef a dog balloon.
- Robot man juice.
- Call air support.
- Look at that shit.
- Hey! Kill the horn. I'll kill you.
- Can that shit, fucking horn.
- Oh, my toothbrush is still covered in shit.
- Holy shit.
- What in the Holy Hell?
- Wow, man. Much obliged.
- Thanks you kindly.
- You're a saint.
- Wow. I'm in your debt.
- I'm grateful.
- Oh, Geez. Not this shit again.
- Where are we going, man?
- What is this, Aplha Bravo?
- Don't rape me, I'm a vet.
- Hey, asshole. I killed kids like you in the war.
MM GJam Hi 1 Full 1
- The sexy girl love the ??? with a rude boy like I an I.
- ???
- First we must control Broker.
- Me just a reason with ma bredren.
- Make it nuff spicy, no.
- Ya not see it?
- Wha' gwan?
- It's dis clippy dippy stick.
- Box them. Kill them up, mon.
- Me possy have nuff murderers, seen?
- You see how easy the I make the shot?
- How you crash the car so?
- It's this rhaatid table that made me do that, seen?
- True.
- The I have bredren with gooder ganja, seen?
- What business this foreigner pon de corner?
- Rhaatid. Ya ??? for me, star.
- Who this teeth in me ride?
- Bredren. Cover me now.
- Who this rashole driving that smash me ride?
- Shottas, informers. None contest.
- ??? up, breden. Yes, I.
- Take your dirty foreign hands off of me now.
- Me get a pain in me arm just now.
- Wha'gwan wit dis foreign pon de corner?
- Me have nuff shottas fired.
- Ya see now how this rashole crash the car?
- It's this rhaatid stick that make me do it, seen?
- Me nah pay for no polony.
- Don't come through me gate with a weapon, man.
- Gwan foreign.
- Easy, star. No more shotta business.
- Me shottas leak nuff shots.
- Cha, you no see him over there, so?
- Me want spliffed, seen?
- See him over there, so?
- You wanna make trouble? Go on now.
- Cha. Ah you mean?
- Sickle, man, sickle. Me done fighting.
- Is it time for go foreign?
- No, boss.
- How'd I lose in this ras clot game?
- Go away from my ride, you dirty thief.
- This a easy game. Just focus, seen?
- It's this table that make me miss.
- Who this pussyhole driving that smash me car?
- How'd I make that mistake, no?
- Put away your weapon.
- Nah, sir.
- How you crash me ride, sir.
- None contest.
- Me breda, cover me now.
- Me like it no spicy, seen?
- Nuff respect, man. Good game.
- Is a true star I deal with, seen?
- You gon' feel the fury of me possy.
- Dis corner belong to de bredren, seen?
- Always large, seen?
- Is we that most control the yard, mon.
- Why ya bada bada me?
- Gwan. Leave.
- You see how this pussyhole crash the bike?
- Me a comfort dead, ya ras.
- Why ya crash the bike so?
- Me can't believe all the place are bad.
- Bumba clot.
- Take your dibby dibby drug and gwan.
- Number three, please.
- You see how this pussyhole crash me ride?
- Yeah, man.
- You rhaatid pussyhole.
- How'd I lose in this rhaatid game?
- Time for kill off the rashole foreign.
- We run tings, man. Tings nah run we.
- Yes, lickle more.
- Dis tobacco is dippy dippy, man.
- ???
- Wha'gwan? Me calling from the corner.
- It's true dat.
- Me can't believe how me lost that game so.
- Me can't believe how easy I make this.
- Nuff respect.
- Good game, star. Nuff respect.
- Burn the rashole and dun.
- True. True.
- Yes, I.
- Me possy gonna dead you.
- Fire, bredren. Run.
- Me nah fear nothing.
- A bundle of business ya make.
- Cha, ya make bundle of business is ???
- Put weapon down. Me nah say twice.
- Go along, you rhaatid bungo.
- Top the pussyhole. Mash him down, man.
- No worries, man. It's just a game, seen?
- Non contest.
- Me nah deal with tha, bredren.
- Why ya vex all the way with bad driving, man?
- Ras. I want a dibby dibby driver, man.
- Hold you car now, man.
- Out de road, ras.
- The light turn green, mon.
- Gwan.
- What fuckery is dis? Drive, man.
- Me breda. Don't panic, man. Hold tight now.
- Pussyhole.
- Ras.
- Easy, star.
- Cha. Dem are shooting, man. Stay down.
- You wanna box with this star now?
- I man is the hardest man in town.
- Come for your boxing lesson, you pussyhole.
- Ya tink you can badda badda me.
- I man is ranking.
- Ya box with the toughest rudeboy in all a Broker.
- Ya tink a rudeboy like I gonna follow a bungo like you?
- Don't vex me.
- Don't test me, now.
- Gwan, foreigner. Got off me corner.
- Gwan, man. Me nah tell you twice now.
- Stop the car.
- Stop the ras' car.
- Stop this fuckery.
- Easy, man.
- Don't shove the people then.
- I was just tinking the same.
- Yes, man.
- Who this foreign pon de corner?
- You drop the weapon first.
- Me nah drop nuttin.
- Yes, man.
- Don't badda badda me now.
- Cha, what fuckery is dis?
- Ya tink me want chat wit a dirty bum like you?
- Ya tink you leave with me car?
- Who this in me car, eh?
- Ya think ya take the man car so easy now?
- Ya tink you gon leave with my ride?
- Who this in me ride?
- Ya think you take the man ride so easy now?
- Ya won go to the ???
- I wanna bot you on the daughta then.
- My love, you want the hogany?
- Ras, dem is daughty bongos.
- I can't pilot long long, seen? Yeah, boy.
- Dem foreign girls badda badda me for stamina.
- I told me shotta, you wanna test me now? Me nah fear Death.
- Me ??? like the rasta then.
- Yes, man. Wha'ppen?
- Nuff respect, me breda.
- Yeah, mon.
- Cha.
- Yes, breda.
- Righteous, man.
- Yes, me breda.
- Wah!
- No!
- Him a stand up there.
- You no see him up there?
- I'm almost make it into Dobbie.
- Bumba clot.
- Ras clot.
- Ras. Dis ???
- Guidance.
- Ras! Me leg.
- Cha, man. Me can't feel me leg.
- Stick with the horn.
- Who this pussyhole mashing horn ???
- You can't escape.
- Surrender. You're surrounded.
- Watch out, breda. Take cover.
- Take cover!
- Got the foreign in me sight.
- I got you right in me sights.
- Me have a clear shot on de man.
- Thank you, sir.
- Give thanks.
- Stop the car and release me now.
- Yes, me love.
- I, sexy girl. Ha ha.
- Me a gwan give you the sweet hogany, seen?
- You like how me dress so trashy and ready?
- The eyes a star, seen?
MM GJam Hi 1 Gang 1
- Dem can't dead I an I.
- Wha'gwan?
- Where de ??? me bredren?
- Babylon shall fall.
- Seen. Seen.
- Wha'ppen?
- Bust him in his face.
- Ras.
- Over stun, man.
- Dis no like the ganja, man.
- See this foreign there, no?
- Mind yourself. Don't touch me ride.
- I gon catch this ???
- Where the ganja, bredren?
- Bo. Bo.
- Me not deal with fuckery.
- Watch this foreign, seen?
- Me murder ya.
- Cha. Mex vex.
- Put that down, man.
- Go on from here, yeah?
- True, man. True.
- Boss. Me beg ya for mercy.
- Right there. Seen?
- Me no need cigarette. We want spliff.
- Look. The bredren there.
- Rhaatid informer. Gwan.
- Yeah, man.
- Ya block I? You can't dead I, man.
- Remove yourself or me dead you.
- No way, man.
- Respect me ride, seen?
- You crazy?
- No, man.
- Nah!
- Keep shooting, me bredren.
- What make you so right upon me car?
- Them girl have nuff batti.
- Me have the dogplay exclusive, man.
- Enough with the cuss cuss.
- G'wan, ??? G'wan.
- Ah. Me bike.
- Dis is judgment day, foreigner.
- Bumba clot.
- Ah!
- Go long from here, you pusshole.
- Yes, me breda.
- ??? Remove ya.
- Babylon shall fall.
- I an I know babylon shall fall.
- Alright, man.
- I man want no cancer, man.
- Blows and skirt.
- Peace and love.
- Box him. Box him.
- Rhaatid, man.
- Ya, man. Respect, man.
- Move yourself off of me, man.
- ??? babylon.
- Put that away, ???
- Don't test me.
- ???
- All the way, bredren. True and true.
- You don know?
- You no see the sign?
- Ya test me, foreigner. Ya test me.
- Why you no move?
- Mercy man. G'wan.
- Move forward, man.
- Move you.
- Ah!
- No.
- Watch out.
- Watch out, man.
- Watch out, me bredren.
- Come on, badboy.
- I box you.
- Back up, you downpressor.
- I'm ??? the dreadest hook ya ever seen.
- Remove ya.
- You gon' test me now?
- Wha? Ya mad?
- Ease up, man. Ease up.
- Don't vex me now.
- ??? from here.
- G'wan man. Get on.
- Ease up.
- Cha. Watch out, pusshole.
- Eh. Back up, ???
- Easy now.
- Cease this fuckery, no.
- Seen. Seen.
- Ja, man.
- Who are you? Me see you.
- Babylon not tell me nothing. Seen?
- Hold your corner.
- Yeah, man.
- I an I control this, foreigner.
- Get the fuck out the car.
- Get out me rhaatid ride.
- Cha. Get out me ride.
- Bumba clot!
- Ah!
- Look up. Up.
- Up there. Seen?
- Bumba clot.
- Bloodclot.
- Ah! Me leg!
- Ah! Save I, man.
- Don't bada bada me.
- Ras, man. Enough.
- Nowhere fe go now.
- Get your head down.
- Watch out, shottas.
- Me see them. Bullet. Bullet.
- Me see him. Lickle shot.
- Dead man walking.
- Give thanks.
- Respect, man.
- Me no like this.
MM GJam Hi 1 Mini 1
- Who got me back?
- What in the bumb clot wrong with you?
- Cool now, man. You got me.
- ???
- Bumba clot! No touch me wheels, seen?
- Me a go box you blood clot.
- Cover me now.
- Me done with you.
- Me a go bust you up.
- I dead you mas one. Dead.
- Move on a back side.
- Hurry up now, man.
- Don't test me now, man.
- Cha. You wanna test me?
- Blood clot!
- Ras!
- You wanna feel back sweet me?
- You must a tink that me's a pussy clot.
- Me a go mash you down.
- I'm are the don round here.
- You gonna learn some respect now, boys.
- Mek we dweet.
- Ease up, pussy clot.
- You damn idiot.
- Don't test me, pussy.
- Watch yourself, boy. Me nah play.
- Dat fuckery gon burn you, seen?
- Dat man right dere.
- Him nah worry me.
- See dis rude boy dere so?
- Lickle more, ras hole.
- Me back for you pussyhole.
- Me see you.
- Dat pussy clot are dead.
- I'm ready.
MM GJam Hi 2 Full 1
- Do not disrespect this.
- Irie, bredren.
- ???
- Talk to talk a bumba madness.
- Give I something with a burnt flesh upon it.
- Cha.
- What gwan?
- Mister the Devil. Ras.
- ???
- Nuff vex, ??? boy.
- Dis a badness pon de table.
- Bumba clot.
- Bloodclot pussy.
- Me hear that.
- Dis a part of I and I religion.
- Check the foreigner, my youth.
- ??? A rasta man protected by the Almighty.
- Go on, boy.
- Watch me now.
- Rhaatid.
- Wan wan coco full baskit, man.
- I read I.
- Ras clot.
- Bumba clot. That pocket of ??? man.
- Look pon de batty boy.
- Bumba clot.
- Ras.
- Ras clot.
- Me not in the mood for nicey talk.
- Easy now. Fast a fool, boy.
- What you wan do?
- Cool ya jets.
- Dem down dere coming pon de street, man.
- This ??? bought to disrespect I an I lungs.
- I an I cast an eye pon de youth.
- Get out here.
- Seen. Seen.
- Easy now, white boy.
- Bought to rain down, boy.
- Nah.
- Wha gwan wit dat?
- Not de wheels, man. Not de wheels.
- Almighty.
- ???
- Messy.
- Bumba clot.
- Don't start no mash down, no.
- No, man.
- Ras!
- Praise be to the Almighty I.
- Cover me, bredren.
- Ja!
- Watch the righteous man now, bredren.
- Hot steppa cause me iration.
- Get a sorry caucus off my turf, man.
- Me got the itchy gun finger, me youth.
- Ease up, oppressor man.
- Bloodclot about to suffer now. Gwan.
- I man a rain fire.
- Push in, me brethren. Forward.
- Clean up yourself.
- Cha, me brethren. Whappen?
- Bloodclot!
- Leave and go away.
- Dis here rude boy turf, boxy boy.
- Me want number six.
- Ras clot.
- I hear that.
- Bumba clot.
- I make wit rubbish.
- All the way. Forward.
- Nuff respect to I.
- Soon come.
- Smokliness is ???, my youth.
- Me can't take it right now.
- Go on and talk. I pon de payphone.
- Seen. Seen.
- Cha.
- Nice set up, cha.
- Me gone.
- ???
- ??? like a mighty lion.
- Cha.
- Ya, man.
- Babylon a fire.
- G'wan. Get out of here.
- Me got the itchy ??? right now.
- Nuff losing.
- Bullet. Bullet.
- Ease up. Ease up.
- Ras.
- Rain a fire pon de man, bredren.
- Easy now.
- I an I no liar and seen.
- Rasta for I.
- Blind Devil need a ???
- What are you call that?
- Make it faster and ting.
- You cause enough vexation, man.
- Mash it, bloodclot. ???
- Rudeboy about to take a beating.
- ??? Gwan.
- Get up now, my youth.
- Ras.
- Oh!
- Ease up.
- Bloodclot.
- Keep your head down.
- Get down, my youth.
- Wickedness in your face, boxy boy.
- See it with the fist? ???
- Badness pon de oppressor.
- Curse on top of curse, wicked man.
- I an I be dancing pon your grave.
- De Devil is calling. Him boy be falling.
- Why ya mad?
- Ease up, bloodclot.
- It's a coffin next time, boy.
- Go on. Run boxy boy.
- Get outta here, bumba clot.
- I goin bust ya up.
- Back it up gwan, batty ride.
- Real wine, ??? gwan.
- Easy now, bumba clot.
- Nuff fuckery now, boy.
- Seen.
- Me hear dat.
- The bad boy 'bout to gwan, seen?
- Ras clot. Come take it, boxy boy.
- Downpresser seeking a beating now?
- True, true.
- Almight will judge the man.
- Were the honest days worker done now?
- I man a working man.
- Dis a mash down now, boy.
- I reclaim what is mine.
- Dis are mine, boy.
- Don't mess with the rudeboy.
- I come to conquer this.
- Do not downpress I and I.
- ???
- Shine ya girl. Shake it.
- Sweetness want a little badness?
- Nuff iration pon de city.
- Never nuff respect to this rasta man, my youth.
- We need a cali goin' pon de street.
- I question our faith sometime.
- That cali you didn't make I paranoid, my youth.
- Who are you?
- Respect.
- I.
- Cha.
- Yeah.
- Ras.
- For real.
- Wha!
- Ah!
- See him up there?
- Him right up there like the devil.
- I an I laid eyes pon the angels of the Almighty.
- Blood clot.
- ???
- Dis are evilness big time.
- Evil fuckery a gwan.
- Nuff badness on I, man.
- ???
- Hey, sum boy. Ease up.
- Suckle now. Gwan.
- Ease up. You surrounded, boy.
- Yo, cheechy man. We have you now.
- Get down, me bredren.
- Stand down, my youth.
- Nuff play now, white boy.
- No more fuckery.
- Ease up, bumba clot.
- For real.
- Give thanks.
- Where gwan? Let's go for a lickle drive.
- Dis here cracker like a swine skin boy.
- Dis make some noise, boy.
- Can ya hear me, rasta?
- Me hear too feisty from a crackling noise.
- Speak time, me bredren.
MM GJam Hi 2 Gang 1
- ??? corners.
- Aye yo, whappen?
- A long time we a wait for your fight.
- Why disrespect?
- ???
- Greetings, star.
- Scalp him up, rasta.
- ???
- Seen, seen. Yeah.
- Ya, me love some real dance reggae pon de radio, see me?
- Watch this man. He's trouble.
- What ya doing, boy?
- Get me back, rastas.
- We goin need more guns.
- Ya man, I doubt me a try tell ya from long time.
- I gwan kill you.
- Ya best be keeping an eye on him, seen?
- I gwan murder your wife, boy.
- ???
- You better hide that shit, man.
- You best get to steppin.
- Alright, bad man. You win.
- Over there.
- ???
- He's that way.
- ???
- Me see you. Me see you.
- Okay, okay. Please. No more.
- G'wan. Get to stepping home.
- Nah.
- Don't fuck with my ride.
- Hey. Don't pull no weapons here.
- No, man.
- ???
- Come on. Cover me.
- Me breda ??? gonna kill your mother.
- Yeah. We haffi make money, star.
- Yeah. ???
- We done pay often already.
- Get back to your mother.
- Watch the motor bike ???
- G'long. Move in.
- ???
- Hey, watch yourself, pusshole.
- Yeah. For real.
- Suck your mother, pussy.
- Let's go.
- Yeah, we some real hot steppers.
- Take care.
- Yo, the herb price going up crazy now, man.
- Seen. Seen.
- Ja, bless.
- Cut him up, star.
- Yeah, man. Me see you.
- Yeah, man.
- Way out the man.
- ???
- You better put that away, man.
- I fuck your mother.
- Yeah, man. Mash it up.
- Nobody gwan disrespect us.
- Yeah, you done now.
- You drive like a pussy.
- Open the eyes, star.
- Yo, move now, man.
- I are come now ??? man.
- Come now man. Move now.
- Hey, move your ass clot.
- You should try walking.
- What you doing here?
- ???
- Watch it!
- Come on now.
- Duck, ya dreadnuts.
- Get down now.
- If only I had me cutlass.
- You can't war with me.
- Dis a goin' be your last day, star.
- Oh, you wanna scrap with me? Ha ha ha.
- So you wanna rump with me?
- I gwan kick your ass.
- What you mean? Me not following you.
- You want a mashed up face, star?
- What's wrong, pussyclot?
- You get back to your ??? here.
- You best get to stepping, star.
- You looking for trouble?
- You 'bout to have plenty problem.
- Fucking ??? Watch out.
- We have a problem here?
- Hey. What you do, man?
- Yeah. You got it, star.
- You best to keep stepping.
- I'm watching you, mon.
- I ain't doing shit.
- Don't shoot. You're not gonna shoot me.
- Yes.
- You gonna give me my car back.
- I g'wan cut your throat. My car.
- You don't take my shit.
- Dat's mine, asshole.
- Shit!
- Bloodclot!
- He's going to the sky, man.
- He's up there.
- Pussy clot.
- Bumba clot.
- Me fucking leg, man.
- Why you shoot me leg?
- Hey. Shut the fuck up. Hear?
- I gwan stick that ??? up your ass.
- We got you surrounded, bad man.
- Fall back. Take cover.
- Duck down, breda.
- Remember me face, man.
- It's over. You're in my sights.
- I'm looking down the barrel, bad man.
- Give thanks, you hear?
- Give thanks.
- You g'wan regret this, star.
MM GJam Hi 2 Mini 1
- Give me some cover an ting.
- You fucking with the wrong rasta.
- Easy there, bredren. We cool, we cool.
- Step outta I's ground before badness start.
- Rhaatid. Only in America.
- What de hell was that, man?
- Cover me, seen.
- This ain't no place for you, brother. Get outta here.
- What de fuck, man?
- What you want from me, man?
- Move out me way.
- I got business to be attending to.
- Dis shit only happen in America.
- Forward. I got somewhere to be.
- Cha.
- Bumba clot.
- I'm going to mash you up.
- I'll box your head in.
- I fight jam down style. None of this pussy American shit.
- No one in this country fight like they do in ???
- You a bobo for picking a fight with me an ting.
- You going down, ya stupid ras clot.
- Hey. What's your problem, man?
- Watch yourself.
- Where you be driving dat ting?
- You trying to vex me, brother?
- You want some beef with me?
- I'm keeping an eye on this bloodclot.
- Dis ras clot don't be up to no goodness. I watch him.
- Me got me eye on this guy.
- How you like your own medicine?
- Dis is a taste of what you gave me.
- There he be.
- Alright.
- You ain't nuttin.
MM GRu 2 Lo 2 Full 1
- You are shit.
- Russian
- I haven't done shit so fuck you.
- I want one of those.
- Get the fuck off.
- Hi.
- Hey, I've taken more enjoyable shits.
- No fucking way.
- Hit him in the face.
- Fuck, I'm good.
- The best way to make to make an American agree with you is to use a baseball bat.
- You fucking idiot.
- I tell you, American girls give the best blowjobs.
- I'm not liking the look of this guy. Keep watch.
- Russian
- Hey. Fuck off.
- Russian
- Fuckhead.
- Do you know who you're fucking with?
- Russian
- Who is this? Watch him.
- You asshole.
- Asshole.
- Not today. Thanks.
- Put that away.
- Russian
- You are wise, my friend.
- You son of a bitch.
- Motherfucker.
- He is there.
- I swear, we are putting more chemicals in these fucking things.
- Over there.
- Russian
- Russian
- Fuck off before I kill you.
- Russian
- Ah. Fuck it.
- Get the fuck away.
- I'm so good.
- The table is not flat.
- Russian
- What the fuck are you doing with that around here?
- No.
- You piece of shit.
- I'm so good.
- Russian
- Give me one of those.
- Yes. How do you like that?
- Russian
- Fucking asshole.
- This is not a good place for you. Fuck off somewhere else.
- Fuck you. You got nothing on me.
- You better fuck off quick.
- You fuck.
- This is the truth.
- American girls will let you do anything you want to them. Anything.
- Russian
- I should kill you or that.
- This is a great game.
- Dickhead.
- Russian You're not welcome here.
- Don't sell your shit here. Fuck off.
- Get me a number twelve.
- Watch it, asshole.
- You speak the truth.
- Fuck off.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- A man always look better with smoke in his mouth.
- Not interested.
- Hi baby, it's me.
- I know exactly what you mean.
- I hate this fucking game.
- What a master.
- Bye.
- American are basically pussies. Just say to hurt them and they give you what you want.
- Fuck, yes!
- Break those fucking legs.
- You're right, my friend.
- Yes.
- Do you know who I am?
- If you want to succeed here, you can't think about the consequences. You just do what needs to be done.
- Russian
- Okay. Well done.
- You lucky fuck.
- Put that fucking weapon away.
- If you need somebody to do what you want, you give beating to them until they stop moving.
- Russian
- Yes. Gone.
- Russian
- Where did you buy your driver's license?
- You drive like a fucking retard.
- Run!
- You want me to knock you down?
- Hurry up, dickhead.
- Move your ass.
- Come on, fuckhead.
- Move, you son of a bitch.
- Get the fuck away from me.
- Fuck off.
- Russian
- Asshead.
- Fucking dick.
- You fuck.
- Motherfucker.
- Russian
- Russian
- Now you get to feel some Russian pain.
- Russian
- I'm going to destroy your face.
- I gonna knock your fucking teeth down your throat.
- Russian
- Russian
- What? I'm not fucking follow you.
- Watch who you fuck with.
- Don't fucking touch me.
- Get the fuck away from here.
- We don't want you around here. Fuck off.
- What the fuck are you thinking, asshole?
- Hey asshole, fuck you.
- Fuck you.
- You don't fuck with people here. Understand?
- Back up. Stop that shit.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- No. Drop yours.
- Fuck you, pig.
- Da.
- You fucking loser.
- Loser.
- Russian
- This is my fucking car.
- Next time I break your fucking hands.
- Get the fuck out of my car.
- I should shoot you for that.
- Russian
- Show me your ass, baby.
- Oh, great tits, baby.
- Russian
- I gotta do some shit with Mikhail.
- I know, baby. I wouldn't belong.
- I want you to wear those boots I like.
- I don't know about that. We'll have to see.
- Ha. I have got a present for you. You will like it I think.
- Hi, baby.
- Me too. See you later.
- Yes.
- Yep.
- Okay.
- Sure thing.
- Yes, okay.
- Shit!
- Fuck!
- He's up there.
- He went up there.
- Get me vodka.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Motherfucker.
- Ah! Ah! My fucking leg. Ah! Ah!
- Ah! Ah! The fucking ???
- Hey. Shut the fuck up.
- Stop that fucking noise, asshole.
- Hey asshole, you're surrounded. There is nowhere to run.
- Hey asshole, we got you now.
- Russian
- Russian
- I have you in my sight, asshole.
- Hey asshole, you are dead.
- Die, you sorry son of a bitch.
- Thanks.
- Russian
- Let me out of the fucking car.
- I forgot to tell you I need more socks. They all fucked.
- I don't care. Make whatever you want.
- Say it again, I got shit reception.
MM GRu Lo 2 Mini 1
- Cover me. I'm going in.
- KGB. Someone help me.
- You win, okay? Game over.
- Russian
- What are you doing? Russian
- You scared of me, yes?
- No. My boss is going to kill me.
- Stop shooting.
- I will kill you.
- No. No. No. Russian
- No. They found me.
- Russian Let's go. Russian
- Do not bore me. I do not like boring.
- Russian You're making me angry.
- Come on. I'm late for my blowjob. Move.
- Ah!
- You fucking fool.
- They call me the Golden Bear.
- The dance of death. Ha ha.
- These hands crushed a bear's skull.
- I have abs of steel.
- I will fart on your corpse.
- I will make love to your wife, dead man.
- Hey. Watch where you're going.
- Get some new eyes. Fool.
- Hey. Russian
- Don't play games. Russian
- Back off. Russian
- Keep your eye on that one.
- You see that fool? Watch him.
- Great. A troublemaker.
- Not in America. No way.
- Ha. I steal it back.
- Dasvidaniya
- Bye bye.
- Heh heh heh.
MM GRu 2 Hi 1 Full 1
- Some day soon we will take over this fucking town.
- ???
- Hi.
- I want a new fucking car with shiny fucking rims.
- Don't you fuck with me. I know people.
- Give me number two.
- Please, just fuck off.
- Fuck yous.
- ???
- This is garbage.
- Oh, shit.
- Come on. Yeah.
- Fuck me.
- I got it.
- My fucking car.
- Yes, for sure.
- I like this city. It's a good place to be.
- You see this guy over here? He thinks he some sort of big shot.
- What? How the fuck did that happen?
- You fucking bastard.
- Give me some cover.
- Watch where you go.
- These American's are fucking soft. We can do whatever we want. Ha ha ha ha.
- I totally agree with you.
- Do you know who you're fucking with, huh?
- How the fuck did I miss that?
- Looks like another idiot fucking about in our turf. Look.
- You will die painfully.
- Oh. You fucking idiot.
- No. Not with you.
- You want an accident? Put that away.
- Hey. What are you doing here?
- No. Don't kill me. I'm not a bad person.
- I will hunt you down!
- ???
- Always something happening around here. It's cool, yes?
- He's over there.
- You looking for trouble? Huh?
- Okay, now you talk sense.
- Please. No. I just want a normal life.
- Last chance.
- Uh uh.
- This is not my day.
- Hey. Get the fuck out of here.
- Okay, okay.
- Again. I fucking miss.
- Nobody smashes into my fucking car.
- Put that away unless you wanna have an accident.
- ???
- Fuck you, asshole.
- There it is.
- Cover me. This asshole's all over me.
- Give me a large one of those.
- Did you see that? I won.
- Oh yes.
- I will kill your fucking family.
- No. You must fuck off now.
- I... I like this place but I still miss my little town in Russia, you know?
- Did you see Yuri's new gun? I need to get one of those. Fuck.
- Hey. Watch it, cop. I know my rights here.
- Run away fast or we kick your fucking ass.
- This is a new fucking bike, asshole.
- ???
- What the fuck are you doing?
- What is wrong with me today?
- Are you fucking drunk or something?
- Hey, you. Yeah, you.
- Get the fuck away from here. We don't want you here.
- I want number two.
- Watch it, you fucking idiot.
- That is very true.
- Fuck off.
- I'm playing like shit today.
- Die, you fucking peasant.
- You know, I sometimes think "should've stayed in fucking Russia".
- So long.
- This city makes me feel alive, you know?
- Get away, you dirty whore.
- Hello, hello. Are you there? It's me.
- I know what you're saying. Yes.
- Shit.
- I like this.
- ???
- Yes, Okay. I win.
- Give that little fucking shit.
- Yes, yes, I agree.
- Da.
- Hey, you crazy asshole.
- Fuck. It's gonna blow.
- At least we don't have to work in some shitty factory anymore, eh?
- Well played... this time.
- I do not believe that.
- Put that fucking thing away.
- Go get fucked.
- Go on.
- ???
- You can't mess with American girls. One little hit and they're fucking run away screaming.
- That's fucking true.
- Get off the fucking street.
- Learn to fucking drive.
- Hurry outta my way.
- You hurry now or I run you down.
- What are you fucking doing?
- Why do you fucking stop now?
- ???
- You be okay. I bring you vodka soon.
- ???
- Hey.
- Fuck.
- Oh shit.
- ???
- Duck down.
- I can take you down no problem.
- You do not scare me.
- You ain't travel here, you understand?
- I'm hard as fuck, yes?
- Now you learn how we fight in Russia.
- ???
- Don't be fucking idiot. Me, following you? Pft.
- Hey. I don't want to have to hurt you.
- Be careful who you walk into, huh?
- You are not welcome here. Get lost.
- What the fuck you do around here? Get lost.
- What the fuck you blasted idiot?
- Hey. What're you trying to do?
- Fuck. Stop the car, idiot.
- Hey. Hey. Stop that shit.
- Hey. Don't be a fucking idiot. Not around here.
- I watch out for him.
- I got my eye on him.
- Who is this idiot?
- No. I don't drop this for no fucking cop.
- ???
- Okay.
- Get fucking job, bum.
- Join the fucking army.
- Go to Hell.
- Get the fuck outta there.
- This is my fucking car.
- Give me my fucking car back.
- Not so fucking clever now.
- You're lucky I don't fucking slit your throat.
- That was fucking stupid of you.
- Show me those fucking tits, baby.
- Woo! She wants me.
- Look at that ass. Oh my God.
- I don't want it for that much. One-hundred and twenty is as high as I go.
- What the fuck is wrong with you? Always you try this shit.
- When will you stop fucking around and just make me serious offer?
- You do not learn, do you?
- No, I don't wanna hear your shit. It bores me.
- Yes, what do you want?
- Bye.
- Okay.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I know.
- Yes.
- Fucking okay.
- Fuck!
- Whoa!
- Up there.
- He's up there.
- Ugh. Fuck. Where am I?
- Oh shit.
- Shit.
- Oh fuck me.
- Fuck.
- Aw! My fucking leg.
- Ah! Fuck me. Ah!
- Hey, shut the fuck up.
- Hey, stop your fucking noise.
- Now you give up or you are fucked.
- Ha ha ha. We fucking got you now.
- Take cover.
- Careful! Get to cover.
- Now you go down.
- I got you now.
- I gonna take your head off.
- ???
- Thank you.
- Oh shit! Stop.
- Do you want me to have to come around and tell you again?
- I'm getting very bored with your shit.
- I'm tired now. Just make me an offer.
- I really don't understand. What the fuck is wrong with you?
- You already know what my final offer is. You fucking prick.
MM GRu 2 Hi 1 Gang 1
- I wish I could exchange the blood I have spilled for beer.
- Hello there.
- I got the meat grinder cheap off the internet last week. It cuts fine.
- Come find me without your uniform, officer.
- There is only one answer: Russian
- Russian
- Put your nails in their eyes.
- Shit. That was ??? from the show.
- You are not alone in that.
- These cigarettes are not harsh enough. I like a rasp in my throat.
- Who is this person? Watch him.
- Hey, you.
- Start firing for cover.
- I think it is time we became scapegoats for something.
- You are weak like woman.
- What are you doing?!
- I do not like the looks of this one.
- We will meet again. I will have knives.
- Russian
- This is not the place for that. Understand?
- Hey, you. Big man, what are you doing?
- You have got me. You have got me.
- He is there.
- This is a harsh world. It is hard to thrive.
- Russian
- Hey, you. Yeah, you. Funny looking man.
- Ha. What an assfucker you are.
- I'm yours. Please be gentle.
- Get the fuck out.
- No.
- Ha. Come to me, assfucker.
- Bad idea, my friend. Put that away.
- Russian
- Hell. You will regret that.
- Cover me now.
- Russian
- In this city, one needs a car. Whatever they say.
- I am drunk but not in a good way. I must drink more.
- For now you have power but be careful.
- You will leave here.
- I will grind your bones.
- Raaa!
- Hey. You want to be crab bait?
- Russian
- Russian
- That is the opinion of a shitlicker.
- Fuck yourself in the ass.
- It is time.
- I've started to make marks on my car to keep count of the people I kill.
- Russian
- Ah, the splitting of bones is like music to me, you know?
- You are right indeed.
- Goodbye.
- Grab and twist to break.
- You speak an assload of truth, my friend.
- Yes.
- There will be consequences for this.
- I wish I had been loved more as a child.
- I think you should put that away, eh?
- Eat your dick, assfucker.
- Remove the throat! Ha ha.
- I thought they would be more pussy this year. It has been slow.
- Ha. If you ever want a fight, man to man, let me know.
- You drive like one who sucks ???
- The wheel is for steering, not sex.
- If I run you over it would not dent my car.
- I will push you. Push you with a gun. Ha ha ha.
- Come on. We must be moving.
- Faster! Or I will break some legs.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Whoa. Duck.
- Get lower.
- We fight, then we drink, then I kill you.
- Beg for mercy.
- I will turn you into pieces.
- I will break everything.
- They call me the Grinder.
- Your body will be unrecognizable! Ha ha ha.
- You make me laugh. Why should I track you?
- What the fucking fuck?
- Russian
- That's it. Fuck off.
- Running away like woman. Ha ha ha ha.
- Hey, hey, no, stop.
- Oh, you think i'm intimidated so easily?
- Big man and his big car. Hit the brakes.
- You going to take that shit?
- I think this guy's not respectful, eh?
- I am on him.
- He will not leave my sight.
- Now who is this?
- You fucking pig. You think I'm a coward?
- You drop your weapon.
- Da.
- Be grateful I leave you with your limbs.
- My car. My car.
- I believe that this is mine.
- Resist and I will be crush.
- Ah!
- Wha!
- Russian
- He is above us.
- Ah, ass fuck.
- Shit fuck.
- My leg! Ah, the pain.
- My leg! Bring me a tourniquet.
- Russian or you will eat that horn.
- Be quiet or your screams will be louder.
- Ha ha. You are done like a chicken.
- Russian
- Get behind something.
- And now it ends.
- We have reached a conclusion, my friend.
- I have him. He's mine.
- Spasiba.
- I am grateful.
- This is the beginning of a Hell for you.
MM GRu2 Hi 1 Mini 1
- Come on, guys. Cover me.
- You will hear from the Russians.
- Okay, okay. Please don't shoot me again.
- Get the fuck out of here.
- Hey. Stop that now.
- Shit. I must stop drinking.
- Shit. Cover me.
- Better start running, dick.
- Someone will lose their teeth for this.
- I'll tear your tits off.
- What are we fucking doing here?
- This traffic is shit.
- I'm out of booze. Let's go.
- I'm going to get mettle soon.
- Gah.
- What the hell?
- Let's fucking do this.
- I'll make a coward out of you.
- Someone wants to wake up in the hospital.
- I'll rip your arms off.
- You should start running.
- Get ready to cry like a bitch.
- You've got a lot of balls.
- Do you know where you are?
- Hey, you looking for trouble.
- Come on. Punch it, asshole.
- Watch it.
- I'm on him like glue.
- Don't worry. I'll take care of it.
- This guys is fucking trouble.
- Big man, huh? You're too slow.
- I'm sorry. I have to kill you now.
- I got him in my sights.
- You are targeted, asshole.
- Don't move. I will pull this trigger.
MM GRu Hi 2 Full 1
- Russian
- You shit.
- Russian
- Russian
- What? What you say? Russian
- Number thirteen.
- Fuck. This is worse than Communist Party speech day.
- Russian
- Hello?
- Russian
- Russian
- Cripple the fucker.
- You motherfucker.
- Did you see that fucking shit?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- That guy looks suspicious. Watch him for me.
- If you are cheating, I will kill you.
- Fuck off. Get away from that.
- Russian
- Are you fucking blind?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- What the fuck is happening to me?
- Russian
- Russian
- Shit. My fucking car.
- Russian
- Russian
- Your weapon. Put that away.
- Don't kill me.
- Fucking asshole.
- There.
- Russian
- He there.
- Russian
- Russian
- You leave or I'll kill you.
- Russian
- Russian
- Get away from my vehicle.
- I could have invented this game.
- I don't believe this shit.
- My new car. Fuck.
- Russian
- No. No no show weapon around here.
- No.
- Russian
- Russian
- Give me some cover.
- Number eight.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- No. You leave from here. Now.
- Russian
- Russian
- I wonder how much money it would take to bribe you, you dumb pig.
- Leave now. Or I will kill you.
- Watch my fucking bike, asshole.
- Now you die.
- Russian
- Russian
- You stupid fucking American.
- Fuck you. No ??? here. Go now.
- Number twenty-five.
- What are you doing? Watch my bike.
- Russian
- Fuck off.
- I hate this game anyway.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Hi, brother. It's me.
- Russian
- Russian
- I hope you watching closely.
- Bye.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Yes.
- Fuck.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Put that away.
- Russian
- Yeah. Destroy them. Fucking destroy them.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- You drive like my grandmother.
- Learn to fucking drive.
- Russian
- Get out of the road or I'll run you down.
- Russian
- Come on.
- Russian
- Don't fuck with me.
- Stay the fuck away from me.
- Russian
- Mudak.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Stay down.
- Kill! Kill!
- I'll make you bleed.
- I'll fuck you up.
- I'll kill you.
- I'll break your face.
- Russian
- Come on.
- Ugh.
- What? You crazy Americans. I don't even understand what you want, you stupid fuck.
- Russian
- Russian
- Get away from here.
- Clear off out of our place.
- Russian
- Russian
- Hey. Get the fuck away from me.
- Hey, you. No fuck about around here.
- Hey, mister. You stop that shit.
- Okay. I got him.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Da.
- I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
- Russian
- Fuck off.
- You'll never fuck with me again.
- Russian
- Give back my car, asshole.
- You stupid moron.
- Thank your God you're not dead.
- If I see you again I will fucking kill you.
- You look like a dirty bitch. I like you.
- Come and suck me dry.
- Fuck. I want to suck your titties.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Hello.
- Russian
- Uh huh.
- Da. Da.
- Russian
- Okay.
- Russian
- Fuck!
- Ah!
- He up there!
- Up there!
- Where the fuck am I? I had the weirdest dream.
- Shit.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Ah. In the fucking leg, you bastard.
- I will cut off both your fucking legs, asshole.
- Shut the fuck up.
- Russian
- Russian
- Come out. We will only kill you a little bit.
- Get behind some cover.
- Careful. Take cover.
- I have him in my sight.
- This fool's about to die.
- Russian
- Thank you.
- Russian
- Let me out.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
MM GRu2 Hi 2 Mini 1
- Give me some cover fire.
- You motherfucker.
- Don't kill me.
- Get out of here, you fuck.
- Get away from there. That is mine. Get away.
- You hit me, you idiot.
- Cover me.
- You should run along, little doggie.
- Shit.
- Shit.
- Move it along.
- Get out of the way.
- Let's go. You're blocking traffic.
- Keep moving, you idiot.
- Aw, shit.
- Hey.
- I must break you.
- You will lose.
- You hit like my wife.
- I'm going to beat you like you were my wife.
- You hit like such a little girl.
- I'm not afraid of you.
- Get out of my way.
- Show some respect.
- Are you kidding me?
- You almost hit me, you son of a bitch.
- Learn how to drive.
- Yeah. I see him.
- Yes. He looks like trouble.
- This guy is up to no good.
- That is mine, you dog.
- Not on my watch.
- If he dies, he dies.
- Goodbye, asshole.
- See you in Hell.
MM GRu2 Lo 2 Gang 1
- I'm bored. Time to chase the dragon.
- Russian
- I need to steal more to pay the bookie. It's like work.
- I know where you live, flatfoot.
- I can't believe you say that out loud.
- Hello.
- You better not lose the ???
- Bastard. I'm bleeding.
- If you say so.
- I got to go back to the gym. It really sucks.
- We better keep an eye on this guy.
- Do not mess with that.
- Everybody shoot.
- I feel like shit. I'm going to kill that unreliable bastard.
- Be serious, you asshole.
- You are an idiot, you know that?
- Watch this guy. I don't like him.
- You have made many enemies today.
- Fucking motherfucker.
- You don't scare me. Put it away.
- If you don't have any junk, get the fuck out of here.
- Okay, okay. I'm down.
- Right there.
- I don't know why I smoke this. There is no rush.
- There.
- Why are you here. Go the fuck away.
- Are you serious?
- It hurts so much.
- Time is up ???
- Absolutely not.
- No! That is mine!
- Put that away. Now.
- No.
- Ow! My knee!
- Cover me.
- These city is not so large. I will find you.
- Hey. We could get a dice game together.
- I think we should let some Americans join the game.
- Arrest me or shut the fuck up.
- You gonna leave? No?
- I'll get you.
- This has gone far enough.
- Hey. Be careful.
- You are asking for it.
- This is the wrong place for you, friend. ???
- I guess you have a point.
- Fuck yourself with a dirty broom.
- I will kill you.
- They should shoot the ???
- Dasvidaniya
- No matter how much I wear, there is still a chill in my bones.
- Why don't you shut the fuck up?
- Goodbye.
- Remove the larynx. Use teeth.
- That is true. I suppose.
- Okay.
- What? What is happening?
- I'm itchy. I need some more stuff.
- Not a good idea. Put it away.
- Go pleasure a dog, you animal.
- Bite the ears! The ears!
- See those birds? Let's bet on which shits first.
- Yeah, very funny.
- You drive like you are steering with your ass.
- Stop checking me out and look at the road.
- Why you ??? like that?
- Is this suddenly a city of old people?
- I wish I had a tanker right now.
- Faster. This city does not sleep, yes?
- What? Are you a pickpocket?
- Stupid clumsy bastard.
- Bastard!
- Asshole!
- Oh!
- Down!
- Get down!
- You think you are big, eh?
- I am small but I'm fast.
- You will feel my strength.
- I feel no pain. Can you say that same?
- Come closer, you pussy.
- I will hit you like a mass rocket.
- I kill, I don't follow.
- What was that, huh?
- You starting on me, friend?
- Yeah. And don't come back.
- Ha ha. Look at him. He is fleeing.
- Hey. Back up.
- Meet me like a man, eh?
- What are you trying to do here?
- Somebody need a little help here?
- We have some trouble ???
- I hear you.
- He won't evade me.
- And who are you?
- Why not just end it here?
- Drop it and what will happen then?
- Yes.
- You fool. I'm not your victim.
- I have no patience for you.
- Didn't your mother tell you not to steal?
- Grind your thief's face in the dirt.
- Wa!
- Ehh!
- Up.
- Up there.
- Shit.
- Fuck.
- Ah! My leg! It is hit!
- You bastard! You shot my leg!
- I will shove that horn down your throat.
- You can make noise? How clever.
- Your goose is cooked, big man.
- Take cover.
- Hide.
- Time to meet your fate.
- This bullet has your name on it.
- I have him.
- Spasibo [Thank you]
- Thank you.
- To be honest, man, I'm kind of jonesing.
MM GTri Hi 2 Mini 1
- Cover me.
- This is gonna get you killed.
- No. You got the wrong guy.
- Get the fuck outta here.
- What the fuck do you think you're doing?
- I'll kill you, asshole.
- I need some cover.
- That's it. Last chance to walk outta here.
- You stupid motherfucker.
- Fuck. Are you from the casino?
- Move it.
- Get a move on.
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Get out of the fucking road.
- Shit.
- Fuck.
- Get ready for some nerve damage.
- Bet you a hundred I put you in the hospital.
- I run the show around here.
- I have the body of an eighteen year old.
- I never get tired of this shit.
- I still like to get my hands dirty.
- I'll cut you up, you rude motherfucker.
- Are you trying to get funny with me, asshole?
- There's a gun on you right now, motherfucker.
- I'm giving you one last chance.
- We need to teach him a lesson.
- Don't worry. I can make him disappear.
- That prick needs to be careful.
- Anything you can do I can do better.
- Learn to respect your elder, you motherfuck.
- I got you right where I want you.
- It's been a pleasure, asshole.
- This is gonna feel good.
MM GTri Hi 1 Full 1
- ???
- Chinese
- Try it. It's good customer to bang in Liberty. We are businessmen.
- You talk too much.
- I will take some of... that.
- Chinese
- Hello?
- Chinese
- You will regret, boy.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese smoke, eat and live forever. Smoking make you brave.
- Chinese
- You crazy. What are you doing?
- Chinese
- Chinese
- House always win. That's why I went into the house business.
- You make me proud.
- You be cursed forever.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- No. I don't pay for that.
- I will know when I see if you put it down now.
- Chinese
- Please. I'm ???
- Stupid monkey.
- He is there!
- Chinese
- OVer there!
- Chinese
- Ah, very intriguing.
- I'm hurt. I'm in pain.
- Leave now if you cannot face a warrior.
- No. Never.
- Stop that.
- Fucking bad luck car.
- Lose the weapon or lose your life.
- No.
- Dammit.
- Chinese
- I will try whatever that is.
- Chinese
- Get lost or I crush your eyeball.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- I will never obey you.
- Now is the last chance to run.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Take that garbage and run if you want to live.
- Number seven, please. Lucky seven.
- Stupid motorcycle.
- Chinese
- Suck my dick.
- Chinese
- Life is like gambling business: I do what I have to to win.
- Goodbye.
- You don't live longer if you quit smoking. It just seem longer.
- No. I do not want disease.
- Hello?
- I heard you loudly.
- Goodbye.
- Chinese
- Yes, I agree.
- Yes.
- You steal from me, you finish.
- It's gonna be a big one!
- Chinese
- Put a weapon away before you get hurt.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- This is the worst driving.
- My blind goldfish can drive better.
- You making me lose money.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Someone call the police. Remove that thing.
- Move. Chinese
- Chinese
- Apologize now.
- Chinese
- Ah!
- Ah!
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Idiot is shooting at us.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- I fight, make money. Wondeful American life.
- I teach you how to fight like a warrior.
- Pity you will die.
- Say sorry and I finish you quickly.
- It's going to be painful and you deserve it.
- I do not follow people.
- Chinese
- You pay for this in next life.
- You, leave now.
- Get outta here.
- You must be more stupid than I thought.
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Who do you think you are?
- That is enough.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- What? I no speak English.
- Yes, of course.
- Chinese
- You are a waste of human life.
- Chinese
- I believe this car is mine.
- You gotta pay to use my car.
- Chinese
- You touch my stuff again, I cut off your balls.
- And I never lose my money or my ride.
- Cats do not steal from a lion.
- Chinese
- So hot.
- Chinese
- Spirit of ancient warrior told me in a dream to invest wisely.
- Chinese Cluckin' Bell Chinese
- Chinese
- Good woman are like good food. Try not to pay for them and ask for more.
- Chinese
- Bye bye.
- Oh. Oh.
- Chinese
- Of course.
- Uh huh. Most definitely.
- Chinese
- Ah!
- Whoa!
- Look up. He is there.
- He is above. There!
- Chinese
- Dammit.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Quiet now. I'm order you.
- Enough car horns. I go deaf, I sue you for a million.
- You finished.
- Nowhere to go now.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Let me out, you idiot.
- What? What'd you say?
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
MM GTri Hi 1 Gang 1
- The symbol addition to money to a relationship clarifies much.
- I'm happy to see you.
- Truly my stock rose hungrier with age.
- You hide behind your badge like a woman.
- In time you will gain wisdom.
- Greetings.
- You must be victorious.
- How dare you.
- You should watch what you say before your elders.
- I value this moment of contemplation.
- Stay will this one. I'll serve him.
- That is mine. You will pay.
- Cover me while I move.
- At my age it is good to have many young women service me.
- Most interesting that you should say that.
- You will see that I have long teeth.
- There's a fox among us.
- Your family will suffer for this.
- No!
- Show some respect and put that away.
- Hey. You do not belong here.
- It should not end like this.
- There!
- This cigarette could only be better if it was ???
- He's there.
- Hey, you. Are you a spy? Huh?
- Ha ha ha. The young are so innocent.
- You have beaten me. Kill me quickly.
- My patience is at an end.
- Terribly sorry, but no.
- You fool. You will learn your mistake.
- You dare draw a weapon before me?
- No.
- What are you doing?
- Cover me.
- You bastard.
- We must dominate Liberty City.
- It is more pleasing to have many whores than one wife.
- Here. You are the powerful one. Owe me here.
- If you will not leave then I must strike.
- What? You challenge me?
- For my ancestors!
- Be more careful, swine.
- Ah! My head.
- Who are you? What do you want?
- Most interesting.
- Go convort with an animal.
- Die!
- I need a young yang to nurish my yin if you know what I mean?
- I hope we shall meet again soon.
- On this day, I truly feel like a man.
- Let us not argue.
- Goodbye and good luck.
- Make short work of this one.
- Yes. Yes, I see.
- Why, yes.
- I vow revenge upon you, swine!
- The flesh one buys is often the most succulent.
- That weapon will not help you here.
- Your ancestors were dogs and swine.
- Do not dishonor your brothers!
- Soon we shall be more powerful than you can imagine.
- Stop. Do not say foolish things.
- You drive like an idiot.
- Ha ha. You are utterly incompetent.
- Faster or I'll send you to your grave.
- Do you think this is funny? You laugh?
- Please. This is not acceptable.
- Can we please get this moving?
- Hey.
- Fool.
- Watch out.
- We must duck.
- Get down. He is accurate.
- It is long since I had to defend myself.
- You are not prepared for this.
- Now will you see what I can unleash.
- I am old but do not think me weak.
- Bow before me.
- Apologize and be spared.
- I would not waste my time on one such as you.
- Fool. Show some respect.
- I should strike you down where you stand.
- Away with you, inferior person.
- Stay far away from us.
- Coward. Leave your vehicle.
- Face me like a warrior.
- Do it. Do it now.
- I see that there is some trouble here.
- Such insolence must be repaid.
- No detail of his movements will escape me.
- I will observe him closely.
- The stranger bears watching.
- You think I'm a fool to stand unarmed?
- I will not surrender to you.
- Certainly.
- You lack the power of will.
- Huh? you have let an old man best you.
- Like a chess master, I defeat you with wits.
- Get on the ground like a criminal.
- Ah!
- Wha!
- He's up there.
- Up there. You see him?
- Shit.
- ???
- My leg! Shit.
- Ah! I've been hit.
- You have shattered my peace.
- Silence!
- We are all around you. You are defeated.
- Conceal yourselves.
- Seek cover.
- And now you die.
- The fatal shot is mine.
- Long have I waited for this.
- Thank you.
- I am most grateful.
- Today you sealed your fate: death.
MM GTri Hi 1 Mini 1
- Is somebody cover me or what?
- You're a fucking dead man.
- Fuck. Enough already. You made your point.
- I'm only gonna tell you once. Fuck off.
- I'll break your face, you fucking idiot.
- Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
- Here. Who got my back?
- Fuck off. Asshole.
- I'll fucking kill you.
- Are you outta your fucking mind?
- I'm five seconds from fucking somebody up.
- What the fuck are you doing? Move it.
- Hey, shit-for-brains, get a move on.
- What the fuck is this, retarded hour?
- Fuck you.
- Motherfucker!
- I can make this quick and just ???
- Time to sweat out that jar of mayonaise.
- A little bit of exercise. Just like the doctor said.
- Fuck. I'm one cheeseburger away from a heart attack.
- My chest tighter than a nat's ass.
- ???
- You want me to teach you manners, motherfucker?
- I'm the last person you wanna fuck with, bitch.
- You're gonna be in a whole world of shit.
- You got any idea who you're fucking with?
- Have you seen the size of me, motherfucker?
- Don't worry. I've got my eye on him.
- Yeah. Thinks he some kind of badass.
- That punk is really starting to piss me off.
- Welcome to carjacking master class.
- Now, that's how you jack a car, asshole.
- That's it. Stay right there.
- Time to put this fucker down.
- There he is. I love this job.
MM GTri Hi 2 Full 1
- Hello.
- I don't want therapy, but the lawyer says I have to.
- What's that? Can you say in Chinese?
- I need soda. A big one.
- You are repeating yourself.
- Hello.
- Keep it up. Keep it up.
- Big mistake, asshole.
- What the fuck was that?
- All you do is talk, talk, talk.
- Methols give me headache.
- He looks liek trouble.
- Back off!
- Keep shooting. I'm going in.
- Ah!
- I need to win the lottery. Big time.
- I know what you mean.
- Get your fucking hands off me.
- Hey. Look over there.
- That's a Triad car.
- Dio.
- Your breath stinks.
- Put that away. Are you crazy?
- Chinese
- Ah. That hurts. That hurts. Ah.
- You just fucked with a Triad.
- Chinese
- Coughing up blood is bad. Right?
- Over there.
- We don't like your kind around here. Go away.
- You told me this a million times.
- Chinese
- Leave now.
- Nah.
- You don't want to do that.
- Nah.
- Ow!
- Cover me.
- What? No ketchup? You crazy?
- The Triads will hunt you down!
- Did you clear this with the Triads?
- This doctor wants to sue me because I broke his finger. Can you believe that?
- I know. Speak English, officer.
- Go away or die. Your choice.
- You see me, huh?
- Die!
- Hey! Watch my bike, asshole.
- Hey!
- What do you think you're doing here? Get lost.
- Where's our tribute? Tell me.
- I need two number twos.
- Asshole!
- Yeah.
- Fuck off.
- I'll get you.
- Do you know how much that therapy costs?
- Chinese
- I need to quit.
- You look like a circus clown.
- Chinese My cell is dead.
- I know what you're saying.
- Goodbye.
- Watch his left.
- This is true.
- Yes.
- Fucking idiot. You know who I am?
- It's gonna blow!
- I need to strangle someone, you know? To work the stress out.
- Hey. Put that down.
- Screw you.
- Therapy is a bitch.
- All you do is talk, talk, talk.
- Hey. Ask your boyfriend to teach you to drive.
- Motherfucker.
- Chinese
- I'm getting fucking angry.
- Need to go. Hurry up.
- You are too slow.
- Chinese
- Shut the fuck up. I need to kill this guy.
- Ah!
- Watch out.
- No!
- Yeah!
- The fucking maniac.
- Chinese
- I'll pop your head like a zit.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Come here.
- You wanna fucking die?
- I follow Triads. Who you follow?
- Chinese
- Ha. You lost, little man?
- Get the fuck outta here. Run.
- Chinese
- Hey. What are you doing?
- Move back. Move back.
- Back up, asshole.
- You causing trouble?
- Hey tough man, you wanna pick on me?
- I see him.
- The ugly one?
- Chinese
- Make me, cop.
- Chinese
- Hi.
- Filthy idiot.
- You waste of life.
- Just overdose and get it over with.
- Give me that.
- You coward. Face me.
- Eat shit, motherfucker.
- I return.
- Come on.
- Chinese
- You beautiful. Baby bitch.
- I will love you like a mountain gorilla.
- Come here, baby. Where you going?
- Yeah. I did what you told me to do.
- No. He will not make it to the courthouse.
- Okay. I understand.
- Okay. I will try to be more gentle next time.
- Should I just break his fingers?
- Chinese
- Okay. Chinese
- Uh huh.
- Mhm.
- Yes.
- Okay.
- Not today. No.
- Whoa!
- ???
- Up there.
- Look up.
- Ugh. I don't feel too good.
- Dio.
- Dammit.
- Oh no.
- What the hell?
- Chinese
- Bastard! Ah!
- Too much noise. Stop.
- My ears are bleeding. Stop.
- It's all over now.
- Hey, tough man. There is no escape.
- He's shooting.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Look at me.
- Here I am.
- Thank you.
- Chinese
- Stop the car. The Triads will chop you up like a fucking chicken.
- Speak louder please.
- I need a new phone. I can't hear you.
- What?
- Hello? You still there?
- Say again.
MM GTri Hi 2 Gang 1
- I just love fucking those waspy chicks uptown. They're so fucking dirty, you know?
- Hello?
- American girls are so fucking easy. I love fucking them.
- You don't fucking scare me, cop. Fuck you.
- Fuck yeah.
- Hi.
- Rip those eyeballs out.
- My fucking car.
- You're fucking right.
- I'm fucking bored of smoking on the fucking street.
- Look out. Whose this character? You better keep an eye on him.
- Go fuck off out of here.
- Give me some fucking cover.
- This whole fucking place is gonna be ours very soon, you know?
- I'm with you, man.
- Get the fuck off me. What are you trying to do?
- Look at this fucking guy. Don't let him out of your sight.
- I'l get you, you cocksucker.
- Fuck.
- Put your fucking weapon away.
- Get off me, man. You got the wrong fucking guy.
- Look.
- Look at us standing out here like fucking hobos. They need to let us smoke inside.
- There.
- Ha ha ha ha. Yeah.
- I don't wanna die.
- Run away. Go on, you fucking bitch.
- No. No.
- Get the fuck away from me.
- Put it away when you're around here.
- No.
- Fucking asshole.
- Cover me, you assholes.
- I'll get you, you motherfucker.
- All this fucking pussy hanging around is making me horny.
- Nobody fights as good as the Chinese. Nobody can argue with that.
- What's your problem? Need some help with your kid's college? You fucking pig.
- Run away like the dog that you are.
- My fucking bike.
- I'm coming to get you, you motherfucker.
- You fuck.
- Get the fuck away from me.
- I'm with you on that.
- Fuck off.
- Now you're going donw.
- You should have heard last night. American girls scream like animals.
- Bye.
- They need to fucking let us smoke inside again.
- That's what I was thinking.
- See ya.
- Show that fucker we mean business.
- I know what you mean.
- Yes.
- Ah! What the fuck are you doing?
- We need to start playing Mahjong again, you know.
- Put that fucking weapon down.
- Screw you.
- Roundhouse kick. Roundhouse kick.
- I was up all night fucking. It makes me want to sleep all day.
- Oh, yeah.
- You should not be allowed on the fucking road.
- Get off the fucking road.
- Move yourself.
- Get out of the fucking way.
- Fuck. Not again.
- This fucking city drives me nuts.
- Oh, fuck off.
- Get the fuck away from me.
- Cocksucker.
- Fucking bastard.
- Motherfucker.
- Shit. Duck.
- Get down!
- You stupid fucking animal.
- I'll cut you in half.
- I can snap your leg with my bare hands.
- I'll twist your fucking head off.
- I'm gonna break your fucking legs.
- Prepare to have your bones broken.
- I am not fucking following you, you stupid asshole.
- Who are you fucking bumping into, huh?
- Hey, when you see me coming, back the fuck up.
- Clear the fuck away from here.
- You better fuck off. Go on.
- Asshole. You could fucking kill me like that.
- Stay calm. What's your fucking problem.
- Get the fuck away from me.
- What the fuck are you doing, huh?
- Do you want me to do that to you, huh? Stupid bastard.
- I'll watch him. Don't worry.
- I've got him covered.
- Shit. What's the fucking problem here?
- You know who I am? You don't fuck with me like that, pig.
- Get off my fucking case. You lucky I don't fucking shoot you in the face.
- Okay.
- Give me my fucking car back, fucking little bitch.
- I should fucking kill you.
- Fucking piece of shit.
- You're such a fucking cocksucker.
- Fuck me!
- Oh shit!
- Look.
- Up there.
- Oh, fuck.
- Shit.
- Ah! My fucking knee.
- What the fuck? Ah!
- Will you shut the fuck up? Now.
- Can you shut the fuck up?
- We got you surrounded, you fucking animal.
- Find some cover!
- Take cover!
- I'm gonna take this ghost down.
- Watch the fucker fall.
- Watch me blow his brains out.
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
- No! What the fuck are you trying to do to me?
MM GunNut 1
- You give guns a bad name, buddy.
- You picked the wrong American to fuck with, pal.
- Not from these cold, dead hands, buddy.
- Whoa. Watch it, pal.
- That's a thirty-eight caliber attitude you've got there, asshole.
- Hey. In America, we say "excuse me".
- Alright. This ain't the first time I had a piece pulled on me.
- The weapon's one thing. You gotta know how to use it.
- Mister, guns are for recreation, not intimidation.
- Aw, fuck! My leg!
- Shit. My leg. God dammit.
- Oh Jesus, that hurts!
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Thanks for that.
MM GunNut 1 Help 1
- Start a fight in a gun shop? What's next, rob a prison?
- Shoot to kill, boys.
- Hey, genius. You are seriously outgunned.
- You shoulda kept your receipt.
- Whoa. Look at this tough guy.
- You are ruining guns for the rest of us.
- You're dead meat, fucker.
- Ha ha ha. Alright. Some action.
MM GunNut 1 Help 2
- It's your funeral, buddy.
- Kill him before the cops get here.
- Nobody fucks with Steve.
- Good job. We got guns too.
- I never get tired of this.
- Damn, we get some difficult customers.
- Another happy customer, huh?
- Off this guy already.
MM HPorter 1
- Hello.
- Get the fuck out of here, you piece of shit.
- Hello.
- Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
- Somebody help me. He's got a gun.
- Stop that, you piece of shit.
- The sick fuck's got a gun.
- Yes.
- That was uncalled for.
- I make no trouble. Leave me alone.
- He's over there.
- The pig fucker went that way.
- Police! Police!
- How dare you, you, you motherfuck.
- Yes.
- I call cops. You are fucked, my friend.
- Who asked you?
- Get the fuck away from me.
- No.
- He's got a gun.
- Don't you have some yardies to shake down?
- That's him over there.
- Get me a number ten and don't spit in my food.
- Fuck you, you piece of shit.
- Get a real job.
- Goodbye.
- The filthy gypsie has stolen my money.
- So long.
- No.
- Eat pig shit.
- That fucker's got a gun.
- Get out of the way, you stupid asshole.
- Move, you idiot.
- Move it, you worthless whore.
- Get that fucking piece of shit out of here.
- Move your piece of shit.
- Will this fucking idiot move already?
- Get the fuck out of my way.
- Sorry.
- Oopsie daisy.
- Pardon me.
- Watch where you going.
- Have you tried looking up your ass?
- Motherfuck you.
- Hey.
- Watch it.
- Eat shit.
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me, please.
- Your mother was a whore and sleeps with pigs.
- I'm going to fuck you in the asshole.
- I will make you my prostitute, you worthless asshole.
- Fuck you, man. Leave me alone.
- Go bother someone else.
- I have no time for this foolishness.
- Get away from me.
- I not follow you, crazy asshole.
- Some scumfuck just stole my fucking car, buddy.
- He's up there.
- That's the son of a bitch up there.
- There he is, up there.
- My God.
- I owe you a great debt. Thank you.
- Son of bitch.
- Whoa.
- My God.
- You broke my leg, man.
- You shoot my leg.
- Son of bitch.
- Whoa.
- My God.
- Thank you.
- I appreciate it greatly.
- I... I don't want no trouble.
- Let me out.
- Get the fuck out.
- Get your own car, horsefucker.
- The guests here make me sick.
- Can I go on break now?
- I had sex with another guest.
- I am so bored.
- Get a real job.
MM KoreaCook 1
- Get lost, loser.
- Hey there.
- Don't push me. I don't care who you are.
- Get the Hell out.
- Stop or I'll make ya.
- Hey.
- I did nothing to deserve this.
- Go away before I kill you.
- He's got a gun.
- Out of here.
- You think I'm a pushover?
- Yeah.
- Tired of this shit.
- Don't shoot!
- Look! There he is!
- He's right there!
- You gonna pay for this.
- Yeah.
- Leave before I beat the Hell out of you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- He's going to shoot me!
- Absolutely not.
- That's a gun. I'm outta here.
- This is bullshit. I don't need to take this.
- He's there!
- I'll take number nine.
- Go fuck yourself.
- Nah.
- So long.
- Hey! I was just mugged!
- See ya.
- No.
- Screw you and your dog.
- You want me to use you for target practice?
- Who the hell is blocking the way?
- I'm going to strange the idiot blocking the way.
- Move it. You don't want to get me upset.
- If you don't want me to smack you, get going.
- I'm going to count to ten. You better move.
- Do you want me to kick your ass?
- Get moving, moron.
- Whoa.
- Hey.
- What the fuck?
- What's your problem?
- Moron.
- Not in the mood. Get lost.
- Hey!
- Watch it.
- What the hell?
- Hey, asshole.
- Whoa!
- Coming through, please.
- Excuse me.
- Come get me.
- Show me what you've got.
- Is that all you got?
- You can do better than that.
- I don't need that shit.
- No fucking way.
- Crazy motherfucker.
- Lunatic.
- Wacko.
- Not me.
- Look up. He's there.
- He's up there. You see?
- Up there. That's him.
- Oh man.
- Unbelievable.
- I'm back. I love this country.
- Ah. For crying out loud.
- Oh, man.
- Shit.
- Shit. Shit. Shit.
- Grunts of pain
- Oh no.
- Thought I'd seen everything.
- Unbelievable.
- Thanks.
- Hey, thanks.
- Thanks a lot.
- Stop! Let me out, asshole.
- You don't wanna take me with you. I have trouble dealing with my anger.
- Come on. Don't do this.
- Let me out. I got a wife.
- Let me out, you scumbag.
MM LoonyWhite
- Which are you: a lion or a dog?
- I've seen you before.
- You think I'm crazy. Well I am.
- I need you, you need me. I love you. Love me back.
- Why are you following me?
- Class, box, houses and your mortgages and your health worries.
- They have men made of chocolate.
- Hey, hey. Are you listening to me? You listening to me?
- Biology doesn't exist. It's a lie.
- Ah. I know too much!
- Ride the wave. You hear me? Ride the wave.
- You are building your own Hell. I've been to the other side.
- You are being harvested by a marketing machine.
- It's physics. That's all. It's physics.
- You're not free. You're slaves!
- This stuff makes you think those thoughts.
- I heard it when I was flying. And the voices liked my voice.
- I've been to the factory. I love you.
- Oh, you're good.
- You who don't even love themselves. You who live in shame.
- The governments lies to us. They put robots in the drinking water.
- He's over there.
- They have pizzas as big as this city.
- I am not and you can't make me be.
- I love you. I love you.
- I love you. That makes me crazy?
- They.
- The machine cannot be stopped.
- You are tiny rays of light. Don't be rays of darkness.
- Be like a lion. Loving its prey.
- Over there. Ya see him?
- I think that's the dude.
- Except it was saying strange words. And the words, they were...
- The television is a lie. The government is a lie. The government is trying to kill you.
- Hey. Hey. You gotta listen to me. You gotta hear me. Are you listening?
- Or you'll end up in darkness.
- They have a prize for the person with the biggest heart, not the biggest wallet.
- Okay, but I'm watching you.
- And your therapists. It's lies.
- Want to harvest your dead body and turn it into cheese!
- Don't be a... a... a... dog. Humping society's leg.
- They are lying to you.
- I have been there and it is incredible. They have flying elephants.
- Here me. When I say this, I have been to the other side.
- But it's not me. It's a voice. I heard this voice.
- The reptilians have come for me!
- You think you know the answers? With your dumb little lies. With your...
- Hey. Hey. Hey. I'm speaking to you. I'm talking to you.
- The world is not the way it seems.
- I've been there. It's not nice. It's not love. You want love don't you? Love!
- In a thousand years, the fish will rule again.
- You call me crazy. You're the crazy ones. You who hate.
- It's not real, man.
- There he is.
- I'm a lion not a dog.
- Come on. All of you. Come on. It's not too late. You can be saved.
- Beautiful. Really beautiful.
- I know which I'd rather be. I've taken the drugs. I know.
- Why don't you suck my cerebellum?
- Well you shaved be ashamed of yourselves.
- Get outta here while you still can.
- Be a vision of truth.
- It's a lie. It's all lies.
- Go. Before they see you.
- Freedom is a lie. They use drugs to control you. They did it to me for a long time.
- Love me. Somebody, please. I need you, you need me. I love you.
- You need love.
- They, they, they, they, they, they put spies in the toilets to watch us.
- Believe me. I love you.
- You are capable of loving.
- They want you dead. They. Them. They're putting stuff into the air.
- You think it's a joke. The joke's on you. They're killing you.
- I only hate lies!
- Stop messing with my head, okay?
- You're a probability wave. In space.
- Don't be a walking lie. Be a person of love.
- A subterranean super race is databasing our DNA.
- If I kill a dog and nobody sees me, does it really die?
- So much noise. Eating into me. Don't look at the man behind the curtain.
- You look but you don't see. Society is in decay. We are puppets.
- This is all too linear for me. My face is melting.
- I wanna be buried in space. Away from the black helicopters.
- Terrorists!
- Murderers!
- The revolution!
- Come on!
- So much bacteria. My intestines are rotting.
- My saliva tastes funny. They're trying to poison me.
- They are not your thoughts. You hear me?
- Look, man. Evolution and revolution must collide.
- One day you'll realize it's all been a lie, man. A dream.
- Listen, man. Without understanding, we're just leaves in the wind.
- There he is. I see him.
- Up there.
- Officer, it's the terrorists. They've come for me.
- Police. They're shooting. I... I know too much.
- They took me to their planet. A comet is coming.
- What the heck is going on?
- Everybody, run for the hills!
- Order is an illusion. Fragmentation is inevitable.
- Ah! Enemy fire! Enemy fire!
- No! That dictatorship is closing in.
- It's all gone horribly wrong. I must stay awake.
- Hey, man. Are you working for the government?
- This is the end. They've come for my organs!
- You think I don't know who you are? I see you watching me.
MM MidTown 1 BD1
- Don't shoot me.
- Fuck!
- Easy now.
- Are you kidding me?
- Oh, shit! Oh, shit
- What the fuck do you think you're doing?
- Where did you learn how to drive?
- Oh, he's got a gun.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Get out of the way.
- Get off the road, dummy.
- I should just hit you.
- Move it.
- Get that thing moving.
- Sorry.
- Whoa. Sorry.
- Watch where you going.
- Hey!
- What are you, blind?
- Watch it!
- Leave me alone.
- Yeah, like I'd fight you.
- Fuck off.
- Tell me I didn't just see that.
MM MidTown 1 BN1
- Look out! Psycho's got a gun!
- Run!
- He's got a piece.
- Relax there, buddy.
- Get outta the way.
- What the fuck you think you are?
- Shit.
- You crazy son of a bitch!
- You jerk.
- Get out my way.
- Don't kill me.
- I need help.
- Holy shit.
MM PHarbroN 1
- Ya'll cash is like a strip club. Straight booty.
- Yo, how you gonna play my ride out?
- Yo, whatup? How's it hanging?
- Man, what the fuck is your problem?
- Man, I did my time. Stop sweating.
- Yo, money. You got them sparks?
- Don't you speak English. Get out of my house-O.
- Ya'll suckers need a good manager like me to straighten ya'll out.
- Yo. Whatup? How you livin'?
- Why ya always stressing a brother?
- You think I'm a chump, chump?
- Ya'll need some policy from a hustler like me.
- Yo, how you gonna dis my car, G?
- Back the fuck up off me.
- Alright, big man. I'm out.
- Wish I could do more. I...
- Alright, G. I'm backing fuck up.
- This car put food on my plate, G.
- This cig was like a dollar bill in the pin.
- I'll beat the breaks off your ass, motherfucker.
- Be cool, G. Don't do nothing crazy.
- Man, I paid my debt to society.
- Yo, how you gonna dis my ride, G?
- I ain't going out like this.
- Oh, my car. You can't be serious.
- Stay off that shit, G. It's no good.
- Aw, my wheels. You can't be serious.
- You just played yourself, G.
- Damn, money. My car's jacked now.
- Yeah, I could dig that.
- I ain't no sucka to be jacking.
- Yo, you type foul, G.
- Nah, I gotta pass a piss test for my P.O.
- Yo, how you gonna play my car out?
- My car. Aw, how am I gonna make ends?
- Hey man, I ain't strapped, okay?
- You, you see him over there playing himself out?
- I could smoke more places in the bing than I can on the outside.
- Yeah, he over playing himself.
- Say man, just put the tooly down.
- It ain't much, but here you go.
- Back the fuck up off my ride.
- Yeah. That's all good.
- My wheels. Ah, how am I gonna make ends?
- Yo, how you gonna shit on my car?
- Do I need to say it in sign language? Get the fuck out.
- Yo, how you gonna shit on my wheels?
- Yo, bless me with some hand wipes, G.
- Fuck you. I ain't giving up shit.
- Oh, it's like that?
- No doubt, baby boy. Be safe out here.
- Yo, that ain't nothing to play with, G.
- A'ight, big man. We'll see.
- Have you lost your mind, G?
- Nah, I'm good.
- I ain't got no jammy on me. Just be cool.
- Yo, I know my rights. I ain't saying shit.
- Man, listen. He right there, G.
- These wheels put food on my plate, B.
- Yeah, let me get down with number seven.
- I'm trying to tell you.
- Stop talking, keep walking.
- Na, they testing my piss nowadays.
- See ya. Peace, G.
- Yo, this cat's running in my pockets, yo. Help.
- Man, trying to change your life around is no joke.
- Yo, I ain't got much change. What's the happs?
- Man, listen...
- I'm ghost, man. Be easy.
- Nah. I'm straight.
- Speak your mind, baby.
- Aw. You think I went soft?
- Don't even play yourself. Keep it moving.
- Alright, big man. I'm ghost, okay?
- My car. This is my only transport, G.
- Stop gawking, keep walking.
- I got a marketing class. Move it.
- Move, yo. Stop playing yourself.
- Yo, keep it moving. What the fuck?
- I'm making moves so move it.
- Yo, the light's green. What the fuck?
- Yo, drive. I got a marketing class.
- Stop ??? and drive, man.
- Drive, yo. Stop playing yourself.
- Make move, G. What the fuck?
- Give that hoopty some gas, G.
- You ain't diesel. Man, stop playing.
- Easy, you. You made close.
- Yo, chill.
- I don't go that way.
- Yo, get out my grill, man. I'm serious.
- Back the fuck up. For real.
- Yo. Help a brother out right quick.
- I can't do nothing for ya, G.
- Slow down, G.
- Get off that crack.
- Chill, homeboy.
- Stop playing, G.
- Get off that dust.
- Back the fuck up, G.
- Beg pardon. Sorry. Excuse me.
- Watch it, G. Coming through. Sorry.
- Let's shoot the fair one, G.
- What you know about fifty-two blocks?
- Yeah. I won twenty straight fights in the pin.
- You wanna throw hands? ???
- Yeah, whoop on they head, G.
- I ain't seen a good fight since I was in the joint.
- Body punches, man. Turn 'em out.
- Drop him like a bad habit, G.
- Fuck they monkey ass up.
- Ya'll fighting like some bitches.
- Fuck this. I'm still on parole.
- You're lucky I got business to attend to.
- Man, if it wasn't for my P.O...
- I'm going uptown to get my crew.
- You lucky I got a meeting in ten minutes.
- Following you? Stop playing yourself.
- Some white foreigner just played me out.
- I just got stuck from my wheels by a Russian dude.
- Yeah, man. I'm only getting fifteen points on those shows and deals. Right now I'm spending more than I make.
- I thought that street team hustle was the move but LCPD tear down my snipes, my posters and they fine me.
- Man, all I know is I need to show legit income to my P.O. and this under-the-table shit is whack.
- If our own crew could see me now, sucking off dudes just to get radioplay or a showday, it's a damn shame.
- I'm thirty-four years old. I ain't trying to be no motherfucking internet, G. I need that cheese, nah I'm saying?
- What's the happs?
- All goes, G. Stay positive.
- Word to mother.
- You know what I'm saying?
- Word up, money.
- Word. Word.
- Yeah, I acknowledge that.
- I'm saying, G.
- No bullshit?
- Damn, that ??? crazy.
- Yeah he up there. Playing himself.
- You see him up there? Playing himself out.
- Man, listen. He up there, G.
- I seen the light at the tunnel. It said keep following your dream.
- Aw, damn.
- Aw, fuck.
- Yo, somebody call wreck over here.
- Damn, they bunk wild out here.
- Yo, somebody wild the fuck out.
- Oh man. I hate this shit.
- Chill, G. I ain't in the street no more.
- Damn, money. My last pair too.
- Motherfucker. What the fuck?
- Aw, shit. G. These streets is fucked.
- Yo. Thanks. That's real.
- Yo. Thanks, G. Word up.
- Stop playing and let me out, G.
- I ain't jumping out no moving car.
- Let me out this motherfucking hoopty.
- Yo, stop bullshitting. Let me out.
- Pull over, G. This ain't my beef.
MM PHarbron 1 BD1
- Hey, hey, you the man up in this piece. No doubt.
- My car! Pull your head out your ass, man.
- Who's this blood pulling me out of my ride?
- Damn. What the hell's wrong with people around here?
- I'm too fat to run but I'll do it this one time.
- Don't be messing with a black man's car.
- Ain't you got no respect for a dude's short?
- Hey, look here, daddio. I'm... I'm gonna be on my way.
- Easy. Easy. You messing up my vine, son.
- If it ain't one thing, it's the motherfucking next.
- Yo, blood. Move it.
- Don't make me hit the gas. I'll do it, hear?
- Come on, man, move it. I got hot sex waiting on a plate.
- Hurry up, man. Got me a mmm young freak waiting.
- Don't step on the shoes, hear?
- Get your hand out my pocket.
- Ease up, son. I ain't gonna play with your ass.
- Damn, baby.
- Trifling mother.
- Ain't got no sense.
- I'm too pretty to fight but not to big to run.
- Fighting in the street? I'm a grown ass man.
- You lucky I ain't got my pistol, son.
- Whoa. High John the Conqueror, what was that?
MM PHarborN 1 BN1
- You fucking crazy?
- This don't make sense.
- Quit playing.
- I ain't fucking with no diet.
- The ladies love big boys.
- I can't fuck with no skinny bitches.
- Hey, you're crazy.
- You crazy fuck!
- Fucking asshole.
- I ain't got shit to prove.
- I'm no gangster.
- Let's not go there.
- Ain't that a bitch?
MM Pilot
- Somebody shoot me.
- Taxi.
- Hi.
- Ha. You do not frighten me.
- You cannot treat me like this. I am a German Airline pilot.
- Ugh.
- ??? dick. Get out.
- Hello?
- This sucks my schlong.
- I'm never drinking again.
- You dare to disrespect me?
- Get down!
- He's trying to kill me!
- I haven't slept for three days and I still drive better than you, imbeciles.
- You're crazy. Ha ha, I love it.
- You win this time but we will meet again.
- I'm not going to fight you. It's a rental.
- Ha ha. Take no prisoners.
- You will regret the day you ever crossed me.
- Ah! He's got a gun!
- Let me make it up to you the only way I know how.
- Get your hands off of me.
- Oh no. I'm not drunk enough for this.
- You had better sleep with one eye open my friend because I am coming for you.
- Ugh. That hurts. The curse of the stick shift.
- Yes.
- What have you got against the Germans?
- Do you really think I need to pay for sex?
- Take cover!
- I will hunt you down if it's the last thing I do!
- He's over there.
- Faster!
- There he is.
- I cannot die today.
- I order you to step away from that vehicle.
- ??? Until the next time.
- Ja.
- Schizer. I'm never going to make it to the airport.
- You dare to step foot on my property? Get out now.
- Drive like the wind.
- Ah. You dare to challenge me?
- And to think we gave this country the hamburger.
- This is getting a bit too real.
- Ah. That guy really fucked me over.
- No.
- I want to go home.
- Are you going to arrest me under the Patriot Act? Ha ha ha ha.
- German
- That ruben. Over there.
- Whoa. Kamikaze.
- My God. Where is your sense of order?
- A number six, please. And hold the ???
- My word is my bond. It was an innocent massage after the long flight.
- Get back here, you swine!
- Don't be like that, my little teddy bear. Let's make love one more time, full throttle.
- Random drug testing has ruined my life.
- Auf wiedersehen.
- Help! I've been assaulted!
- Farewell.
- Nein.
- This is my taxi German
- I wlil never surrender this vehicle.
- But you know you're the only woman for me, my German
- Keep in line. This is descending into anarchy.
- Schizer. Terrorist attack.
- You drive like I fly.
- Hey, you. How do you fancy getting involved in a three way?
- Ugh. Come in. I can't hold this chino and a hot dog for much longer.
- Get a move on. I'm touching the cloth in here.
- This ??? is suffocating.
- Ugh. Come on. I want to feel the wind in my hair.
- Move it. Those air hostesses are not going to seduce themselves.
- Get away. What are you, suicide bomber?
- Don't make me teach you lesson.
- Ha ha. I laugh in your face.
- German
- My loins burn for action.
- My hands are lethal weapons.
- Instinct is my compass. Fly by the seat of your pants.
- Nein!
- German
- Dive! Dive!
- For glory!
- Out of way. Pilot coming through.
- Make way. Get out of the way.
- They felt like little sissies.
- So much testosterone. I love it.
- Danger defines me.
- I live for this shit!
- I've never felt so alive!
- Why is this such an aphrodisiac?
- Why would I want to follow anyone when I exude such raw magnetism?
- Your stench offends me.
- In my country, washing is not a crime.
- I too sleep in my own filth occassionaly.
- I serve you notice that I have been the subject of a terrible crime.
- How can you suggest such a thing, Suzie? I mean, Sandra.
- Come on. Let me take you to ??? and back.
- How I long to bury my weapon of mass desuction in your Gaza Strip.
- Does my girth astound you? Is that what this is about?
- No woman can resist the powerful thrust of my jet engine.
- Hello. This is your captain speaking.
- Okay. So call me back later. You know you want to.
- Uh huh.
- Uh huh.
- Uh huh.
- Sshh.
- Mhm.
- No.
- How can I...?
- Nein.
- Argh!
- Ahh!
- That's the guy.
- He's up there.
- Look. There he is.
- Police. We are under the attack.
- A battle unfolds before my eyes.
- 911, help.
- Police, help me. There are people shooting.
- Nothing can defeat me. I live to fly another day.
- Schizer.
- Ah. I've got to get back to Heidelberg.
- This wasn't in the tourist guide.
- Schizer. My leg. Terrorists.
- Ah! That's really gonna hurt when I sober up.
- Ah. This city is filthy.
- Schizer! What was that?
- Thank you.
- Danka.
- Stop this car. I know Karate.
- Let me out. I'm German.
- Where are you taking me?
- What do you want? I only have Euro.
- Schizer. That was close.
- Hey. Are you trying to kill me?
MM Pilot 1 BD1
- A pistol. He has a pistol!
- Not my car. No.
- Don't kill me.
- Aw shit, my car.
- Don't shoot. I'm not American.
- Stop! Don't hurt my vehicle.
- Aw no, no, no, no.
- Oh no. No shooting.
- I just... I don't wanna die.
- What is this? This country is mad.
- Who is this idiot?
- Are you out of your mind? Please.
- What is this vehicle?
- Move that, please. Someone.
- Excuse me.
- You know you bumped me.
- Oh no!
- Please. Careful. Careful.
- Aw, no. Fucking no.
- Ah! No. I don't think so.
- No way.
- Holy shit. No fight for me.
- Oh, wow.
MM Pilot BN1
- Get outta the way.
- Help!
- He's got a gun.
- What are you doing?
- Don't push me.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- Idiot.
- Watch out.
- Moron.
- Get the hell away from me.
- Leave me alone.
- I don't want to fight you.
- What the fuck?
MM PIndus 1
- Give me a break.
- Try working for a living, asshole.
- Cool out. I'm not an immigrant.
- I'm so hungry I could eat shit.
- Get the fuck out.
- Hey. Suck dick. You'd be better.
- What's up?
- What are you doing?
- This shit sucks.
- Watch it, hamster stuffer.
- Double welfare piece of shit.
- Please. I'm a republican.
- No. I have a family.
- Come learn why the war is good.
- Watch it, liberal shitheads.
- Come hear a conserative genius.
- Isn't it shit how the immigrants take our jobs?
- You want a gunshot wound, shithead?
- This country is screwed.
- I'm calling the cops.
- What illegal just hit me?
- I know more than you anyway.
- Please, I'd rather suck my own dick.
- Help! Poor person after me.
- My brother's a cop.
- I'm ready to start torching illegals.
- But I'm moving to Texas.
- Yeah, I reckon so.
- You just hit a real American.
- You're about to die.
- Hey. Check it out.
- You got anything American-made in here?
- Screw you. I don't like your kind.
- Don't shoot me, street trash.
- Reagan was right.
- Holy shit. He's gonna kill me.
- Easy, man. I'm a PBA member.
- One of you immigrants get me some food.
- I told my mom that the other day.
- That's trash for immigrants.
- Please, help. A dirty shithead robbed me.
- Can you believe the liberals?
- No thanks, slut.
- Hey. Is Steve the Bear there?
- It makes my balls go cold.
- Nah. I don't think so.
- You are so right on.
- You fucking illegal immigrant.
- Hey, sissy. Move.
- Dumb liberal. You protesting?
- Hey. It's America. Try moving.
- You union asshole. Outta the street.
- Hey. Rainbow dick. Move it.
- I got shit to do. Move.
- You are trying my patience.
- I'll kick you in the shit shoot.
- You brain damaged? Move.
- You high, stupid?
- Welfare queen.
- Someone wants a fight.
- Where can I get a hummer around here?
- Hell if I know. Buzz off.
- watch out.
- Whore.
- Limp dick.
- Rip some shit up.
- Kill that foreigner.
- Alright. Ass whopping.
- I'm going to get my AK.
- Stay there. I'll be right back.
- I'm outta here.
- Screw you, fucktard.
- You're paranoid.
- Hey, street trash. I work.
- I'd like to get shitfaced all day too.
- You're why America is failing.
- Hey. Nice ass, baby.
- You wanna come put that on my face? Ha.
- Let me draw your meat curtains. Ha ha ha.
- He shit in a doll house?
- Yeah. I fucking hate the homeless.
- Liberals are douchebags.
- If I see one more immigrant...
- She's horny. Her sister is too.
- Hey. How you doing, ???
- Cool. See ya at the show.
- No doubt.
- You serious?
- Uh huh.
- Yeah?
- That's insane.
- You didn't kiss me on the mouth, did you?
- Fuck.
- Eat my taint.
- Oh my fucking God.
- Oh, geez. Holy shit.
- What dirty foreigner left this?
- Wow. Like on TV.
- That's some crazy shit.
- I really appreciate that.
- Hey, I owe ya one.
- We going to your meth den?
- You're high on Spank, right?
- Hey man, don't ask, don't tell.
- Please, no. I got family values.
- Help! I'm gonna get raped!
- Watch the bike, Charlie.
- I'll sue your ass.
MM PIndus 1 BD1
- You can't do this to me.
- Get that gun away from me.
- My fucking wheels. You're dead.
- Let me go, asshole.
- Whoa. What do you think you're doing?
- Stop threatening me.
- Whoa. Stop fucking up my wheels.
- I'm gonna kill whoever did this.
- Ah! He's packing heat!
- Who do you think you are?
- Let's go. I got drinking to do.
- This traffic fucking blows.
- I'm growing impatient here.
- Hurry it up. My buzz is wearing off.
- Watch it, douchebag.
- You agging me on?
- You got some nerve.
- Jack off.
- Fucking dick.
- Douchebag.
- I'm gonna pound you good.
- These muscles mean business.
- You're in a world of hurt.
- You think you're tough?
- Show me what you got.
- I'm aching to kick some ass.
- I don't think so, asshole.
- Nice try, buddy, but you ain't jacking me.
- Holy shit. What the fuck?
MM PIndus 1 BN1
- Out of the way.
- Get outta the way.
- Move!
- Cool it down.
- Don't be a jerk.
- Don't be a prick.
- Fucking jerk.
- Asshole.
- Jerk off.
- You fucking jerk.
- I oughta take your head off.
- You ready for a cop punch?
- I'm taking you down.
- Back down, you stupid fuck.
- Watch this.
- Holy shit.
MM PIndus 2
- This is like a bad Salamander's game.
- Hey there, buddy.
- Man, what's the fuck wrong with you?
- I'm just earning an honest buck.
- Here, now let me get a large.
- I ain't invite you in, chump.
- I miss work for this?
- Hey there, buddy.
- I'm no troublemaker, sir.
- Hey, man. What is this shit?
- You're trash, chump. Straight garbage.
- You best have car insurance, chump.
- Hey. Hey! Let go motherfucker.
- What? You want hear a peep from me.
- Time to go.
- Hey, that's my vehicle, baby.
- You know, I like Redwoods over Cardiacs.
- Stop vandalizing my vehicle!
- Is yous driving high or what?
- Yous must be crazy.
- Last thing I need: a car accident.
- Yous messing with my vehicle.
- Thieving immigrant!
- Go to Hell.
- Yes siree.
- No, baby. I got good loving at home.
- Where the car come from?
- I'm a citizen, not a cop.
- Come back, motherfucker.
- Over there.
- Nothing like a square after a hard shift.
- Over there.
- Hope that's a paint gun.
- Hey, yous trashing my ride.
- Sure.
- Yous messing with a man's wheels.
- Man, get outta here.
- Fucking communist.
- Who the hell? My transport.
- Can you add some extra napkins?
- I'm tough but I ain't dumb.
- You crazy ???
- No siree.
- Hope that's a BB gun.
- Officer, all I do is work.
- Hey, that's my ride, chump.
- Yeah, um... let me get a number four.
- Yous got a point there.
- Fuck off, chump.
- I get high on Patriot Beer only.
- Alright, buddy. Be cool.
- Me? I smoke tobacco from the USA.
- I work too hard to be whore mongering, baby.
- Hey, it's me. I'm out in the street.
- Ain't that the truth?
- Be cool, baby.
- No.
- Hey man, who you telling?
- Get your fucking mitts off me.
- Fuck off, motherfucker.
- I'm tough. Not bulletproof.
- Learn to drive, tourist.
- Don't drink and drive, chump.
- Yous trying to run somebody down?
- Fucking tourist. Move it!
- Is you on heroin, or what?
- Stop lively, you freaking junkie.
- Hey. I'm on the clock here.
- Stop doing drugs and drive.
- I'm gonna be late for my second gig.
- Come on, I got parts to drop off.
- Stop gawking and drive.
- What, you on your cell? Drive!
- Easy, son. I ain't in the mood.
- Hey, tourist. Watch your step.
- I ain't the one to provoke, boy.
- Just trying to get to work, my man.
- Make a little room, okay man?
- Watch where you going, son.
- Can't help you, buddy.
- Be cool, baby.
- Hey. Cool it.
- Shit.
- The fuck, man?
- Watch it, chump.
- Watch out, yous. Coming through.
- Pardon me. Excuse me. Sorry.
- All I do is work and whoop ass.
- Time to meet the sandman.
- I got hands of steel, chump.
- Let's shoot a fair one, boy.
- You ready for a tune-up, chump?
- Whip that ass. Yeah.
- ??? baby. Yeah.
- Put some pain on him, baby.
- Oh, don't hold back now.
- The jab! Throw the jab!
- Beat it, you bum.
- Get lost.
- Hit the bricks, you moron.
- Get out. I'm on my way to work.
- Some Ruskie just stole my car.
- I ain't no chump, chump.
- This ain't communism, bitch.
- Don't try and play me, ofay.
- Fuck outta my car, boy.
- That's my vehicle, chump.
- Is ya high? Gimme that!
- Gimme my shit back.
- Yeah, I got three jobs now but I'm always looking for better work.
- I need a vacation bad or at least a beer.
- I'm strong as an ox but doc said I gotta cut out the salt.
- I know all the work is bad for my blood pressure but hey...
- Maybe I could stop by after my third job, huh?
- Hey, baby. What's you know good?
- Well, hey, duty calls. Talk soon, okay?
- Uh huh.
- Yep.
- Sure, sure. I hear you.
- Right.
- Maybe.
- I don't know.
- Okay.
- Up there skalking around. See him?
- See that crazy fuck up there?
- A real life resurrection.
- Fuck.
- Oh. Dead as Cluckin' Bell chicken.
- Looks like someone checked out.
- Scared to fight, huh?
- Wait. Let's shoot a fair one.
- Kiss my black ass.
- Honk at your momma, fucker.
- Yeah? Do something about it.
- Ah. Messing up my work boots.
- It's like Beirut out here.
- Heads down, soldier.
- Thanks a lot.
- Thanks.
- Look, I'm just trying to get to work.
- Shit's gonna get me fired.
- I got high blood pressure.
- It's my bosses car. Yous can have it.
- Let me be on my way, please.
MM PIndus 2 BD1
- No man. This car belong to me mother.
- Ras. A shotter. Easy man. No worries.
- Ras. Look how you mash up ??? car.
- Ras man. What you a doin?
- ???
- Rhaatid shotters. ???
- Get off of me transport, mon.
- An who is gonna fix me car? Tell me now.
- Easy, man, easy. Me no want no trouble.
- Yanking me out me car? You crazy?
- Oh look. You can't drive for nothing.
- Drive now. ???
- Cha. The road is for drive, you not see that?
- I tell you, man. Me no like people. None of them.
- Get out my rhaatid way, you ras hole.
- Don't test me, pussy hole. Go on.
- Ras. Move out me way, you pussy hole.
- You crazy?
- Ease up, mon.
- Watch out.
- You want touch ??? do ya?
- Me gonna break your damn neck, seen?
- You think this a game, man? Me no play.
- You want box with ??? now.
- Me gon mash up your damn face, seen?
- ???
- You crazy, man. Me from Jamaica.
- You tink you can take a Yardie car like so?
- That is pure dopey business.
MM PIndus 2 BN1
- I don't wanna be shot in here an ting.
- I an I not dying for this.
- Boderation. Me can't feel ma teeth.
- What ya doin?
- Step away.
- Move off, seen?
- Shit!
- Fuckin crazy.
- I. Watch the man.
- Cha. This be boderation.
- I'm gonna mash up an ting.
- Come on now, bumba clot.
- I an I gonna fight you good.
- You goin down, ras clot.
- You know I gwan kick your ass.
- Ja!
MM PItalian 1
- Can I get ya a drink, gorgeous?
- Aren't you the ??? at the Fanny Crabs in Normandy?
- Taxi! Over here.
- Hey.
- What can I get you to drink, beautiful.
- You are in so much trouble.
- You're just a gang now, aren't you? Thugs in blue.
- Let me get one of those.
- What the fuck are you doing? Get the fuck outta here.
- And you'r mom wanted you to be a lawyer...
- Hiya.
- What happened to courtesy, professional, respect?
- Lay off!
- The dishes in the back are piling up.
- Who did that?
- Get off me, fuckface.
- Holy fuck. A gun.
- Here. Now try to get cleaned up and stay off drugs.
- Point that somewhere else, asswipe.
- Holy shit.
- It's okay. I'm not in that big a rush.
- Whoa. Take it easy.
- Are you kidding me?
- You fucking shitbucket.
- Someone's dead.
- Nobody gets any respect anymore. I know.
- I can't be seen with this guy.
- What the fuck?
- Yeah.
- I got feelings, ya know.
- You got it backwards, baby. I'm supposed to ask you.
- That's it!
- Watch out. He's armed.
- The shithead's over there.
- Watch it, you blind fuck.
- Logger, please.
- The asshole's over there.
- Things are tough. I know.
- What the fuck is this?
- Thanks. That was different but thanks.
- Yes.
- Damn it.
- Get the fuck outta here before I throw you out.
- Let's take a ride.
- I'll take that.
- Hey. Get away from there.
- Hey. Show some respect.
- I feel for you, believe me but those drugs will kill you.
- Shit. He's armed.
- Are you fucking crazy?
- Not now. Thanks.
- He's packing. He's packing.
- Hey. Show a little respect here.
- He's over there.
- If you've got logger, I need a big one.
- What do you think you're doing over there?
- Lucky number seven, please.
- You fuck off.
- Fuck off. My cousin died from that shit.
- Bye.
- Help. I'm getting mugged here.
- You new bitches are pretty forward these days.
- Hey. I can't get the cell to work.
- See ya.
- No thanks.
- You must have balls down to your ankles. This is my cab.
- You don't know who you're messing with.
- Get in line, chump.
- Go fuck yourself.
- These are human beings, you idiot.
- Come on. Hurry it up.
- Get outta the damn road.
- Lobotomy's that way, stupid.
- Go back to the nuthouse.
- Son of a bitch.
- I can't believe this.
- Why always me?
- Learn to drive, you assholes.
- Can't anybody drive these days?
- Hey.
- What's up?
- Watch where you're going.
- Come on. Use your eyes.
- Careful.
- I'm sorry. I really have no idea where that is.
- Hey.
- Whoa.
- Shit.
- Asshole.
- Jerk off.
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me, please.
- You are gonna be so sorry.
- I still got it.
- I'm not so old I can't kick your ass.
- I can take you down easy.
- Now we're talking.
- Right hook! Right hook!
- Let's see some action here.
- Finish it up.
- No pulled punches.
- I'm getting too old for this.
- No respect these days.
- I'm so done with shit like this.
- God dammit. Why me?
- Get the fuck away from me, asshole.
- I wish I had time to follow somebody.
- Police. There's some son of a bitch just jacked me.
- I've got friends. You hear me?
- You're gonna be sorry.
- You think you can disrespect me like that?
- If I was five years younger, you'd be dead.
- You like Italian sausage?
- How about some spicy meatballs?
- You like a logger in the can?
- Hey, honey. What's for dinner?
- We're meeting on Wednesday night.
- All the boys'll be there.
- Yeah, the usual crew.
- What do ya mean? It's always the same people.
- Yeah?
- Gotta go.
- Uh huh.
- Yeah.
- Right.
- Okay.
- Mmm...
- Sure.
- I know.
- What can you do?
- He's up there.
- That shithead's up there.
- The asshole's up there.
- What the fuck?
- Holy shit.
- Thanks. You one of the good ones.
- Shit.
- What the fuck?
- No way.
- My leg! My leg!
- My leg's shot!
- Son of a bitch.
- What the fuck?
- Holy shit.
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Thanks a lot.
- Are you crazy? Do you know who I am?
- You are getting in some deep shit, my friend, you know that?
- You people just leave me dumbstruck, you know that?
- People like you are destroying America, you know that?
- In my worst moments, I wouldn't stoop to shit like this, you know that?
MM PItalian 1 BD1
- Do not. I'm connected.
- Who's the dipshit?
- I'll fuck your mother.
- Joey's gonna kill me.
- Whoa. Hey. Easy.
- My fucking car, you asswipe.
- Hey, you're crazy.
- Phil's gonna kill you.
- The loonie bin open up?
- You mental or something?
- Hey dipshit, let's go.
- Hey. This traffic sucks.
- Shouldn't let idiots drive.
- You're fucking with my threads?
- What's the big idea?
- Ain't this some bullshit?
- Whoa!
- Easy!
- Let's watch it.
- I'll be back... with a gun!
- You know who I am?
- You're fucking with the wrong guy.
- That's some crazy shit right there.
MM PItalian 1 BN1
- You're gonna kill someone with that thing.
- You wanna go to jail?
- Put that piece away.
- Excuse me.
- Whoa there.
- Pardon me.
- Shit.
- Damn.
- Hey.
- You're nuts.
- I ain't falling for that.
- Next time, junior.
- What the fuck?
MM PItalian 2
- Hey baby, can I buy those tits a drink?
- Sure, whatever. You can hop out here.
- Jesus. Let me have a go.
- Taxi.
- How you doing?
- Hey, bitch. Wanna do a shot with me?
- Get the fuck away from me.
- Since when was this a crime?
- Two of those. Gotta keep my strength up.
- Get the hell outta here, you fucking punk.
- You could do better than this.
- Hey there.
- Give me a fucking break.
- What's your fucking problem?
- This is worse than last week.
- I've had it with chicks. Lap dancing, that's all they're good for.
- Somebody's about to get hit.
- I'll keep driving till the money runs out but then you're on your own.
- Don't touch me, you son of a bitch.
- You're making a big mistake.
- You're a fucking psycho.
- What the fuck's wrong with you?
- Are you crazy? Watch the fucking road.
- Here we are.
- No! That cab's all I got.
- I've taken dumps that look better than that.
- Fuck. Take it easy.
- You're in a world of shit now, dickhead.
- Hey buddy, where ya heading?
- I'll fucking kill you.
- You stupid fuck.
- You're out of your fucking mind.
- You're fucking dead, you hear me?
- You fucking idiot.
- Sure.
- Hey, what is this "Fuck with the Italian Day"?
- I'm not stirring some other guys' parage.
- Fucking women. We should take back the vote.
- Oh, it's on now, asshole.
- Sorry buddy, you gotta take the cab at the front.
- Somebody take this bastard down.
- What the fuck? I gotta get outta here.
- My wife. Shoes and handbags. That's all she cares about.
- You're mine, punk. Just you wait.
- Over there. That's him.
- Shit. You just nailed somebody.
- Beer and a chaser.
- That's the son of a bitch.
- Make your fucking mind up.
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Good job. Thanks for the ride.
- Yeah.
- Are you fucking blind?
- Son of a bitch. Get the fuck outta here.
- You're going to regret that. I fucking promise you.
- Hey buddy, you're gonna need to put your foot down.
- I'll go for that one.
- Hey. What the fuck are you doing?
- Why don't you shut your mouth?
- Why do I get all the psychos?
- Don't do it, asshole.
- I'm gonna break your face, you son of a bitch.
- That guy's a fucking lunatic.
- I'm gonna plant your ugly ass.
- No, thanks.
- Son of a bitch.
- What am I doing? Nothing.
- You think I'm running a charity here?
- You asked for it.
- Whiskey straight up.
- Well that should get you part of the way.
- You don't have to tell me twice.
- Sure thing. We'll be there in no time.
- Don't jump the line, asshole.
- Number seven, please. Make it large.
- Fuck you.
- And people pay millions for this shit?
- Fuck you. That shit's for pussies.
- Have a good one.
- Somebody call the cops.
- Get outta my face. You think I want your stink all over me?
- Hey Frankie, it's me.
- Looks like a fucking school project.
- See ya later.
- Nah.
- No fucking way. Don't make me knock you out.
- I'll beat your fucking ass.
- What a pile of crap.
- Hey. There's a fucking line here.
- Suck my dick.
- If that's art, I'm a fucking brain surgeon.
- This is as far as we go.
- Hey, you just hit someone.
- Move it, you dumb fuck.
- Look at this bright spark.
- You're really starting to piss me off.
- Hey fuckface, you want my foot up your ass?
- Hey, you stupid or something?
- Come on, I'm going gray in here.
- I bet that's a fucking woman.
- Move that piece of shit.
- Hey. Get off the fucking road.
- What's your problem?
- You wanna try that again?
- Hey. Watch it, dumbass.
- You trying to start something?
- Apologize, you stupid fuck.
- Never heard of it and I know this city better than my own ass.
- Son of a bitch.
- Fuck me.
- What the fuck?
- Shit.
- Asshole.
- Hey. Let me through.
- Mind your backs.
- You wanna fight me or fuck me? Bring it.
- Where do you learn those moves, ballet class?
- Come on.
- Fuck.
- TWenty bucks say I break your nose.
- Are you pussies or what?
- One headbutt. That's all I ask.
- Go with the left.
- Drop that sack of shit.
- Back of the knees. Never fails.
- I'll be ready for you next time, asshole.
- You haven't seen the last of me, dickhead.
- You fucking punk. I'll be back for you.
- Next time you see me I'll have a bat in your face.
- Are you fucking kidding me? Get outta here.
- People like you give the city a bad name.
- Lazy bum. I work fucking twelve hours a day.
- Why don't you stop feeling sorry for yourself and get a fucking job?
- Is that the cops? Some prick just stole my car.
- Hey baby, does the carpet match the curtains?
- Wanna know how I respect women? With one hand, baby.
- Bet you spend more times on your knees than standing up.
- I'm telling ya, if that bitch died tomorrow, I'd throw a fucking party.
- I work hard and I expect my fucking dinner on the table.
- She doesn't even fuck me no more. What kind of marriage is that?
- You're not gonna believe this, she asked me to do the fucking dishes.
- That cow spends more time in the bathroom than in the kitchen.
- Hey, Frankie.
- Good talking to ya, Frankie.
- I know.
- Yeah.
- Uh huh.
- Mhm.
- You're right.
- I hate her.
- That's the guy.
- There's the asshole. Up there.
- Hang in there. I ain't giving CPR to no guy.
- Don't worry, I'll talk ya through this.
- I'm sorry, buddy. I might have dozed off there.
- Thanks, Doc. I thought I was a goner.
- Fuck.
- What the fuck's happening to this city?
- This used to be a good neighborhood.
- Ah! Not the fucking leg.
- Fuck! The son of a bitch shot me.
- Ah, shit.
- Fuck me.
- What the fuck was that?
- Hey, thanks.
- Grazie.
- I don't want no trouble.
- Let me the hell outta here.
- This is fucked up.
- Pull over, you son of a bitch.
- Don't make me put you through that window.
MM PItalian 2 BD1
- Everybody get down!
- Fuck. I can't stop crashing this thing.
- What the fuck is going on?
- Did I just get hit?
- Stop. Please don't shoot.
- What are you doing to my ride, motherfucker?
- Shit. I think I just hit someone.
- Help. He's gonna shoot.
- Hey. What the fuck is this?
- Come on. Move already.
- Are you stipid or something?
- Whose got right of away here?
- Looks like an ambush to me.
- Is that guy trying to park there?
- Do I know that guy?
- What am I, fucking invisible?
- Hey. Open your fucking eyes.
- Fuck.
- Shit.
- What the hell?
- You must be fucking crazy.
- This is all too much shit for me.
- I'm not taking no shit from you.
- Fuck. What's going on today?
MM PItalian 2 BN1
- He's got a gun.
- Get away. He's got a gun.
- Don't shoot me, man.
- Does anybody have manners any more?
- Excuse me.
- Hey buddy, relax.
- Watch it.
- Ah!
- Asshole.
- What's wrong with you?
- Is everybody going nuts?
- I don't wanna fight.
- What the hell is going on?
MM PLatin 1
- Sure thing. I'll let you out here.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- I can't get anything right.
- Spanish
- Hey. No need to get violent.
- Just throw me in jail, man.
- Umm... I'll take one of those.
- Spanish Get out of here, man.
- Hey. They told me there would be strippers.
- Hi.
- You think you can push me around like some fucking Spanish?
- That's not cool, man.
- Spanish Get off the stage.
- Fifteen years of living Hell for a green card.
- Oh, I think I'm dead.
- I'll drive until the money runs out, man.
- What are you doing, man?
- Spanish He's got a gun.
- Spanish Help.
- Spanish
- This is it, mi compendre. We're here.
- Cono! Me taxi!
- Hey, what the fuck? Get away from there.
- You crazy man.
- Where you wanna go, heffe?
- Spanish
- Alright. Take it. Spanish
- Cono. I wasn't expecting that.
- Fuck. Spanish
- Spanish
- You called have killed me.
- Si.
- Everyday is worse than the last.
- Mi compendre, never get married.
- Spanish
- You gotta go to the front of the line, man.
- Spanish
- I can't believe that bitch. Spanish
- I hate my life!
- Mia. Over there.
- There he is.
- Spanish
- No problem. It's your money.
- I'm not too old to teach you a lesson.
- Yeah, sure.
- Why does nobody ever crash into my wife?
- Spanish Get out before I call the cops.
- Somebody stop that guy!
- I'm in trouble now.
- Ugh, give me a couple of those things. Whatever they are.
- I can't take much more of this shit, man.
- I'm outta here, man.
- Please, don't kill me.
- Spanish Get back here!
- That Spanish is fucking crazy.
- Spanish
- He's going to shoot!
- You police are all Spanish
- I'm not running a charity, man. Spanish
- This is gonna be fun.
- That's him! Look!
- I can only take you as far as you can pay, man.
- Get ready for a wild ride, man.
- Spanish
- Nobody knows this city better than me.
- I'll go for number five.
- Hey. Go fuck yourself.
- I can't, man. Doctor's orders.
- Adios.
- Help me! Spanish
- Spanish What's going on?
- Goodbye.
- No.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Fuck you and your mother.
- Spanish
- This is as far as I can go, man.
- Are you crazy? Move on.
- Spanish Shift your ass.
- Get outta the road you Spanish
- Are you trying to get yourself killed?
- Get a move on. Spanish
- What's the hold up?
- Come on. I wanna get outta here before I'm fifty.
- My wife is gonna bust my cajones.
- What are you waiting for, Christmas?
- Have some respect.
- Hey, Spanish Have some respect.
- Hey. Watch where you going.
- Ever heard the word "sorry", asshole?
- Watch it, pendejo.
- Fucking boraccho.
- Sorry, I can't help you. I don't even know where I am right now.
- Cono!
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Not again!
- Mierda!
- Spanish
- Excuse me, por favor.
- You picked the wrong Spanish to fuck with.
- This is fun.
- You ready to dance? Take your best shot.
- Okay. Let's get it on, Spanish
- Fucking terrorists everywhere, man.
- Spanish
- This isn't good for my blood pressure.
- I'm supposed to be taking it easy.
- Ten years ago I would have killed a pendejo.
- Oh Spanish You got me mixed up with someone else.
- Hey, is that the police? Some Spanish drove off with my car.
- Why would I want to watch strippers when I have 200 pounds of hate waiting for me at home?
- I already told you, Happy Laps is a computer store.
- Are you calling me a liar?
- I spent all the money?!
- Spanish
- Spanish
- I'm done with this. I'll speak to you later.
- Uh huh.
- Bullshit.
- Don't even.
- What?
- Cono.
- Ugh mmm.
- Si.
- What the...?
- Spanish Up there, man.
- That's the guy.
- There he is.
- Shit follows me around, man.
- Am I alive? When is this misery going to end?
- Cono.
- Shit follows me around, man.
- This town is fucked up.
- Put me out of my misery.
- Aye! Spanish I'm crippled!
- Spanish Why does that always happen to me?
- What was that?
- What's going on, man?
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Gracias.
- Ah! Why me?
- I've got no money, man.
- Where are we going?
- Just kill me and get it over with.
- I've got high blood pressure!
MM PLatin 1 BD1
- Watch out. He's gonna shoot!
- Spanish
- Hey Spanish
- No.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish Take it easy, man.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Typical lazy American.
- Spanish Get a move on.
- This country is one long line.
- You better watch your step Spanish
- You want me to teach you some manners?
- Spanish
- Carajo!
- Spanish
- Mierda.
- I'm a fucking veteran.
- You think you're a tigre? Spanish
- You need to learn some fucking respect.
- Spanish
MM PLatin 1 BN1
- Ah. Help.
- Spanish
- Hey. Put that away.
- Spanish Why you show off disrespect?
- Spanish Why you disrespect my space?
- Spanish and stop disrespecting me.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Fuck you. Spanish
- Spanish Fuck off, man.
- Spanish Enough already, asshole.
- Spanish
MM PLatin 2
- Is anyone actually enjoying this?
- Que pasa?
- Spanish
- You can't treat me like this.
- Ugh. Two of those. They look good.
- Spanish Get out of here.
- Are they paying you for this shit?
- Hey. How's it going?
- I pay my taxes. Spanish
- Nobody touches me.
- Boo! I missing the game for this shit?
- I'm gonna sue your ass.
- Spanish
- Help! He's trying to kill me!
- There you go. Buy some soap, man.
- Watch out. He's a fucking lunatic.
- First the Penatrators lose and now this.
- Eh, this is great. We get to breath and smoke at the same time.
- Get the fuck away from there.
- I'll break your face, motherfucker.
- Right. Where's the fucking baseball bat?
- Lucky you caught me on a good day.
- You ain't seen the last of me.
- Cono. I'm gonna miss the game, man.
- Yes, okay.
- I'm looking for something a bit younger.
- Spanish
- Ugh, come on you suck at small talk.
- He's gonna shoot.
- Ugh, Jesus, I'm gonna have to call you back, man.
- Spanish
- Over there.
- Give me something to take the edge off.
- Spanish
- Okay, okay. Just don't breathe on me again.
- Get your hands off my ride, bitch.
- Yeah. Whatever.
- Motherfucker. I'm gonna take you down.
- Get the fuck out before I call the cops.
- You're gonna wish you never did that.
- Want one of those... weird things, please.
- There. That should get you drunk for a couple of hours.
- Spanish He's got a gun!
- See you in court, motherfucker.
- You gonna get hurt, motherfucker.
- No.
- Get down!
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Ugh, I'll go for a ??? and a whiskey chaser.
- Number seven. Extra napkins.
- Ha ha. You don't have to tell me.
- Spanish
- Man, just beer and trans for me these days. Ha ha ha.
- Spanish
- I'll give up when the Swingers win the world series again.
- Ask me again when you had a shave.
- Go Penetrators! Go Penetrators!
- Quite the philosopher, aren't you?
- See you later.
- No way.
- Ah, sorry. I just cut a nasty one.
- You trying to fuck with me?
- Spanish
- Shouldn't you be in one of those special cars?
- That's not fucking true, asshole.
- Spanish
- Where's the white stick?
- Ugh. One ??? every minute.
- Spanish
- You move faster with my foot up your ass!
- Spanish
- Is this some kind of joke? Spanish
- Spanish Ten minutes till kick off.
- Try the pedal on the right.
- I can't fucking believe this.
- Don't test me, motherfucker.
- I don't take that shit.
- What a tough guy.
- Spanish
- You trying to mess with me, pendejo?
- Ugh, sorry. Do you know a place here round I can get a handjob?
- Ugh, sorry. Is there a massage parlor around here?
- I don't know and to be honest I don't care.
- Spanish
- Cono!
- Carajo!
- Tu madre.
- Carbone.
- Excuse me, people.
- Mind your backs.
- Come on. Spanish
- You call that defense?
- I'm gonna hit you ??? bitch.
- I'm gonna slam dunk your ass!
- You want me to make this quick?
- You having as much as me? Ha ha ha ha!
- Hey. Why are you up on me?
- Get out of my face, man.
- Are you some kind of pervert?
- I follow the Liberty Penetrators and no other fucker.
- Policia! My car's been jacked!
- Ha ha. Striked out!
- Thought I'd return the favor, pendejo.
- You fuck me, I fuck you harder.
- Spanish
- That's a lotta a culo for one girl! Ha ha ha.
- Mamita, you've been taking your vitaminas. Ha ha ha ha.
- Those things should carry a health warning! Ow!
- I'm gonna remember you all over again when I get home!
- Oh, man. I'd cut off my Spanish to get a ticket for that game.
- If they lose again, I'm gonna personally hunt down that fucking coach.
- Ah, I tell you my ??? could have made that shot.
- That pitcher couldn't throw an orgy in a brothel, man.
- The Penetrators are like my kids, a constant fucking disappointment.
- Spanish
- Uh huh. See you tonight, man.
- Uh huh.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Mmm mhm.
- You're telling me.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Ah, it kills me.
- Spanish
- He's up there.
- That's the motherfucker.
- Shit, man. I thought I was out again for a second.
- Aye carajo.
- Shit. What's happening to this neighborhood?
- Oh fuck. That could be me.
- Ah! That cabrone shot me!
- Aye carajo! My leg!
- That shit's gonna get you hit.
- Honk one more time. I fucking kill you.
- You want that horn up your ass?
- Ugh. I just step on something gross.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Gracias.
- Spanish
- Let me out! You lunatic.
- I'll kill you for this.
- Why do you want this piece of shit?
- Do you think you're a fucking gangster?
MM PLatin 2 BD1
- This pinchy gringo is stealing my ???
- Spanish Easy with the ???
- Spanish What you do to my ???
- Let go of me you pinchy Spanish
- Spanish You fuck my car up Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish Get the fuck away from my Spanish
- Spanish You hit my fuckin car, ese.
- Spanish I don't want no trouble.
- You got a lot of Spanish stealing my Spanish
- Spanish I'm late for a Swinger's game.
- This is Spanish I hate waiting.
- Spanish homies. I'm late for a Penetrators game.
- I'm trying to get to my Spanish to see the Swingers.
- Control Spanish homie.
- You a Spanish. Got Swingers tickets.
- I'm late for the game. No time for Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Enough Spanish
- One Spanish and you'll be asleep, puto.
- Think I'm gonna lose to you? Spanish
- Horale. I love kicking some puto's teeth in.
- What you gonna do?
- You beat me up Spanish
- Spanish That's my Spanish
- I'm not letting no pinchy gringo take my Spanish
- Spanish
MM PLatin 2 BN1
- Spanish
- Get down. Spanish
- Watch out, man. He got a gun.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Cabrone.
- Carajo.
- Yes. You want some of this?
- Spanish
- I'm gonna mess you up.
- I'm all about the offense.
- I got more game than Spanish
- Vamos. I'm late for the game.
- Spanish
MM PLatin 3
- This gonna be the fucking longest hour of my life.
- Que onda?
- Spanish
- Spanish One phone call and you're in traffic control for the next twenty years.
- Give me anything with some grease, man.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Hey.
- Don't get Spanish with me. I know where you live, motherfucker.
- Fuck you.
- Spanish Send me back to jail.
- No. I'm going to fucking kill you.
- What are you doing, man?
- Everyone's out to get me.
- Spanish This is all I got, man.
- Please don't shoot, man.
- Spanish
- I don't eve know why I do this, man. It doesn't even get me stoned.
- Spanish I'll fuck you up.
- Fuck. He's got a gun.
- You cops are assholes, man.
- Spanish
- Fuck. This is my brother's ride, man.
- Here. Try not to spend it all on booze, man.
- You gonna fucking regret that, asshole.
- You fucking asshole.
- Si.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
- Help me.
- Chinga tu madre, cabrone.
- Oye. He's over there.
- At least in jail I could smoke inside.
- They're over there, Spanish
- Somebody take this fucker down.
- Sure. Here ya go, man.
- Are you out of your fucking mind?
- Yes.
- Spanish
- What are you doing here? Get the fuck out.
- Somebody stop that motherfucker.
- What are you looking at? Just give me one of those, man.
- Life just keeps fucking me over, man.
- Yeah, sure. I know what's it like to be down on your luck, man.
- I just got outta the ??? man.
- Spanish
- Puta madre.
- Spanish
- Spanish Are you trying to break my probation?
- Spanish
- Orale, puta. Spanish
- Spanish
- Are you talking to me?
- Fuck you.
- No way. That shit makes me nervioso.
- Adios.
- Spanish Help.
- Fuck me, man. I really need this.
- Not my thing anymore, baby. Prison changes you.
- Hey man, it's me.
- Yo, stop screwing with my mind.
- See ya.
- No.
- Yeah, whatever you say, man.
- What the fuck?
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- I'm sure you'd move faster in a wheelchair, motherfucker.
- Get outta the fucking road.
- Are you sick in the fucking head?
- I'm about to fucking lose it, ese.
- I can't handle the claustrophobia.
- In about five seconds, someone is going to get hit.
- Move that piece of shit, man.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Oh shit. I need to lay off the cafe, man.
- Are you trying to fuck up my head?
- Mierda. Spanish
- Fuck. Shit, man. Why am I so strung out?
- Spanish
- Yo. Who are you? Why are you talking to me? Get out of my fucking face.
- Cono.
- Pendejo.
- Mierda.
- Fuck you.
- Spanish
- Excuse me. Give me some space.
- I can't handle all these people, man.
- This gonna fucking hurt you more than me, man.
- Motherfucker.
- Fuck probation. This is gonna be worth it.
- This is gonna hurt you more than me Spanish
- Spanish You're going home in a body bag.
- Orale. Come on. Let's see a rabbit punch.
- Spanish
- Yo, take out the kneecaps.
- Oh shit, man. Flashbacks.
- Are you making out or fucking fighting?
- Spanish
- I can't get involved within this shit.
- ??? I'm not gonna end up back in ???
- Fuck you. You're not worth it, man.
- It'll be a miracle if I make it through probation, man.
- Spanish You're more paranoid than I am.
- Police. I need to report a carjacking.
- You just need a driver? How much Spanish are we talking about?
- I can't, man. Spanish All the meth in the joint fucked me up, man.
- I know I need the money. But, I've done my time I don't want a ???
- I need to lay low for a couple of months and sort out my head, man. I get paranoid in the fucking supermarket.
- I gotta keep my nose clean for a while, man. My probition officer is a fucking chingon.
- Hello?
- Orale. Gracias, vato.
- Uh huh.
- Uh huh.
- Si.
- Si?
- No.
- Spanish
- Mhm.
- Manana.
- Mia. Up there.
- There he is.
- Orale. He's up there.
- Fuck. They better not try to pin this on me, man.
- Cono. That's fucked up, cabrone.
- Help. He's trying to steal my kidneys.
- Spanish
- Fuck. They better not try to pin this on me, man.
- Cono. That's fucked up, cabrone.
- Ah! Cono. That fucking hurts, man.
- Carajo. My leg, motherfu. I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Oh, man. That about sums up my fucking day.
- Oh, man. Spanish
- Puta madre ??? mierda.
- I'm jumpier than a ??? at Spanish
- Thanks.
- Gracias.
- Muchas gracias.
- Cono. Don't kill me.
- What do you want from me?
- This can't be fucking happening. Fuck.
- Spanish
- Let me out here, man.
MM PLatin 3 BD1
- This psycho's out of his mind!
- Who's gonna explain this to my wife?
- It's my wife's car. You can have it.
- No. My car.
- You're a fucking lunatic!
- No. Stop. It's my wife's car.
- She's gonna kill me.
- Careful. He's got a gun.
- Please, just leave me alone.
- Let's go. My wife's gonna have my balls.
- Come on. Get outta the road.
- Sometime today would be nice.
- Come on. This is ridiculous.
- Come on. Step on the gas pedal.
- Hey. Take it easy, man.
- Hey. Get outta my way.
- Watch it. You're gonna hurt someone.
- Asshole!
- Fuckface!
- Son of a bitch.
- I'm such a coward.
- Kiss my ass, fuckface.
- What's your problem, man. Leave me alone.
- Holy shit, man.
MM PLatin 3 BN1
- I don't hate life that much, man.
- My women will kill you for this.
- Not this on top of everything else.
- You some kind of moron?
- Oye. Don't pick my pocket.
- Hey. My wife has all the cash so don't ask.
- Spanish Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
- Cono!
- Cono. I better run to me madre.
- I'm a poor man, not a fighter.
- Spanish I'm outta here.
- Spanish ???
MM LoonyBlack
- So follow me. Follow me into the fiery pits, alright?
- Now, if you've been good, On Earth, you get a flier.
- Alright, don't pretend that, ya heard?
- I see that your soul is troubled.
- Listen, follow me...
- Uh huh. Not at all.
- Hello, sick child.
- The only way to be saved is to let me, personally, punish.
- Listen to me or die. Look at me. Look at me!
- You're doomed. You're all doomed.
- Listen, all of you listen. All of you listen: I am here to save you.
- You can repent and be punished.
- He will castrate you at the gates.
- You've been warned. All of you. You've been warned.
- See, only the chosen ones suffer.
- You will live waiting for hellfire. Be burned in the hellfire.
- Or you can take your chances in the worst, possible thing you can imagine.
- You see, it's either that or you get all of eternity.
- Alright. Now.
- Now, listen to me now. Hear me now. Hear me now. Ya listening?
- Ha ha ha ha. You have two choices, folks. You have two choices.
- You understand what I'm saying? The Beast is a problem.
- The bad bit is you die. And when you die you get exactly what you deserve.
- Hey. Alright. If that's what you want, that's what you get, okay?
- You're doomed. You're doomed. You're all doomed.
- You've been warned.
- Yes, please.
- This is not a year around offer. This is a once in a lifetime deal.
- Is that you living in a world of pain?
- Over there. He has the demon in him.
- You are doomed.
- Because if you die, you're gonna get it worse than you've gotten it now.
- Those of you who do not follow this message here will suffer the worst.
- I need for ya'll to follow me or die. Okay. I'm not messing around here.
- Listen here, people: no you do not, you do not, want the Beast.
- Alright, now people, listen now. Here, this is it.
- And the Hell that I put you in is not good at all.
- There is only one who can redeem you.
- You're not going to Hell. You're not going to Hell, you're living in it.
- What they do is they unleash the Beast upon you.
- You could be living with me, in the desert.
- Happiness is of the Devil.
- Yeah, yeah. You get extinguished and forgotten about.
- There he is. The fornicater.
- There's the sinner.
- Your life of sin is over.
- The consequences are not good. You will be in Hell.
- Hey, you. You, you, you, you, you, you. Hey, listen to me when I'm speaking to you. Listen to the words.
- Happiness is for the weak.
- That's what I'm saying to you people.
- You're in Hell already. Alright, and it only gets worse. It gets much, much worse.
- Yes.
- Uh huh. I don't mind being the lone voice.
- For a very, very, very long time. Half of eternity.
- Listen to me: you have on chance and one chance only. Follow me now or you will die.
- Listen: you need a leader. Look, I am a leader.
- The consequences are not good.
- Listen to me. I'm speaking, alright. I'm not messing around here. This message is important.
- You. Hey, you. Listen to me.
- So, hear me words, people. Hear my words. You're doomed. You're all doomed.
- Look at me when I'm speaking to you. You understand me?
- You will pay for this on judgment day.
- And how do you get saved? By being hideously punished, of course.
- Hey. Hey you. You. Yeah, all of you.
- This city here is Hell on Earth, okay?
- Yours is a life of sin. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're all evil.
- He will make you suffer for this.
- The day of reckoning is near. Repent.
- And that means... That means you. You. All of you.
- Alright, I'm bringing you the truth. Alright. A message. A message of truth.
- That's him. May he find peace.
- The beast here. The beast is the problem.
- Alright. Now don't think that Death is gonna let you off.
- Hey, you. You, you, you. Come on now. Come on. Listen to me. Alright?
- Understand. It's over.
- And the Beast... Woo! Is not a good scene.
- That's the way it is and that's the way it's always been, okay?
- You will fall on your knees and beg for forgiveness.
- Listen: repent of everything you've ever done right now or suffer the consequences.
- Be ready for a final judgment.
- Right now. Right here.
- And the truth is not good. The truth is not good. The truth is...
- But here, now if you've been bad...
- I will pray for you.
- Yeah, I don't mind being the voice in the darkness. Uh uh.
- You get exactly what you deserve.
- So listen here now. You can let me punish you.
- Look, look. Let me go and tell you. Look, I ain't pretending here. Look, I ain't pretending that it's gonnna be a good time.
- Yes sir, you are living in a world of pain and it only gets worse.
- Now, don't pretend that nobody told you when the fires come in here and start licking at your feet.
- When they let that Beast out, it will ride you like a redneck rides a farm animal and it is not good.
- Now, I gave you an option. I gave you all a chance to be free.
- Alright. Now those are your options. You've been warned. All of you have been warned.
- Covered in fire and scabies and other bad things.
- Listen here, people: Life, let me give you a lesson here. Life is Hell and that's the good bit.
- You've all been warned.
- No sir. Listen, you've been warned. Alright. You been warned.
- You will be cast into the flames for eternity.
- You seem happy but happiness... Happiness is not of this world.
- Or you can live waiting for hellfire.
- See, this is your punishment: leaving here, on Earth is your punishment.
- Know thy maker. The end is coming.
- This is an abomination. I've been sent here to save you.
- Burn in Hell.
- Masturbation is the eighty deadly sin.
- Yoga is the Devil's work.
- It is up to you to choose the right path.
- Repent and you will find your way.
- Fornicater!
- Sodomite.
- Pagan!
- Hedonist!
- Television is the Devil's box.
- I am your shepherd. Let me set you free.
- Your faith is weak.
- You have strayed from the path of righteousness.
- Feel his love. Come into the light.
- Repent. There is still time to save yourself.
- Up there. He's a lost soul.
- That's the sodomite.
- Police, help me. These men have the devil inside of them.
- Police. Murder and sodomy surround me.
- Ha ha. It's a miracle! I am truly blessed.
- Boderation.
- Indeed Hell will be well populated.
- He works in mysterious ways.
- Ah! It's happening! The end is here!
- No! Armageddon has begun.
- Satan walks amongst us.
- The end is near. The sky will soon fall.
- You will burn for this.
- You are full of evil.
- I cast light on your darkness.
MM PManhat 1
- Damn, you're hot. Can I buy you a drink?
- I've seen toxic waste better than this.
- Yep. Taxi.
- You piece of shit.
- You guys are overpaid assholes.
- Yeah, I'll have one of those with no sides, please.
- You don't belong in here. Get out.
- Why don't you kill yourself? You stink.
- Hi.
- You fucking loser.
- Did you go to acting school for that?
- How the fuck did you do that?
- Get the fuck off me.
- Don't shoot me. I'm begging you.
- Please don't kill me.
- Ugh. Just this, please.
- You gotta be kidding.
- That person needs help.
- The real estate prices around here are insane.
- What are you doing, man?
- Why you fucking up my shit?
- You fucker. I had to wait five months to get that.
- You're the worst driver I've ever fucking had, you prick.
- I hope you crash and die.
- Jesus. I don't believe it.
- You must be joking.
- Spare me, please.
- I hope you burn in Hell.
- I'm going to report you to the Taxi Commission.
- Ugh. I'll have a beer.
- Do you know in Italy they get three hours for lunch?
- If I could go and change what happened, I would.
- Here. Take this.
- Jesus Christ. What are you doing?
- Not bad.
- Yes, please.
- You gotta be shitting me.
- Leave now. I've already called security.
- Get moving. I'm in a hurry.
- Can I get something with lots of mayo, please?
- Hey. I'm in a hurry. Back off.
- Do you talk to your mom with that mouth?
- This is all I've got on me.
- Help!
- I can't believe this is happening to me.
- Ugh. No thanks.
- Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.
- Hey. I paid your salary.
- One large cardiac, please.
- Yeah. I'll have a number thirty-four, please.
- The last thing I wanted to do was hurt you.
- You're so right.
- Ah, fuck off.
- No thanks. I don't buy my shit off the street.
- Ugh... Help. I've just been mugged.
- It's so hard to find a good maid these days.
- Ah. You think I'd go with some street whore? Ha.
- Ugh. Hello. I spoke to you yesterday about my order.
- Yeah. That's a sad truth.
- No.
- I know.
- I really think you're overeacting.
- Look, I need this fucking taxi more than you.
- You bastard. Do you know how much that cost me?
- Look, honey. What can I do? I'm really sorry, okay?
- Fine. Be that way.
- Leave the price tag on. I want them to know how expensive it was.
- Are you out of your mind?
- Hey, will you hurry up?
- Come on. This is worse than fucking Naples, Italy.
- Can you get outta the road, please, today?
- Come on. Do you even know what day it is?
- Come on. Time is money.
- Hey, get outta the way. I'm late for a meeting.
- I'm late already. Stop blocking the street.
- Hey, come on. I got people to see.
- Hey, come on. What's going on over there?
- Excuse me.
- Hey, watch it.
- Look out.
- Do you know where Lupis Street is?
- I don't know. Ask a cop.
- Maniac!
- Jesus. You're crazy.
- Mommy.
- Watch out. I do boxerecise.
- Stand back. I don't wanna hurt you.
- Not the face, okay? Not the face.
- Oh, now you're in trouble. I used to box at perp school.
- Yeah! Come on!
- Get a good punch in. Yeah!
- You fight like kids.
- Leve me alone.
- I've had enough.
- Okay. Enough's enough.
- I need to get to a hospital.
- Not following you, you psycho.
- Hello, is that the LCPD? Get me the chief. It's urgent.
- Nice meat curtains, honey.
- Can I crash into those airbags?
- Hey, baby. Bend over. Let me see that ass.
- Look, I need six cases and I need them this weekend.
- I don't care how many people are off sick. I need them delivered tomorrow as agreed.
- No, you can't fucking cancel it. My guests are arriving tomorrow so you're going to have to find another way.
- That doesn't concern me. We have a contract and you don't wanna find out what happens if you fuck me on it.
- Your wife has an enormous ass.
- Stop calling my mobile phone.
- Okay. Bye.
- Uh huh, uh huh. Yeah, yeah.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- I understand.
- I got ya.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Yeah, okay.
- Yeah, I know.
- Police. There's gunshots going off all around me.
- Help. Please. You gotta help. There's people shooting each other.
- Ugh. I feel better already.
- Fuck it.
- Shit.
- That's a travesty.
- What a fucking waste.
- Typical. A new version's come out and now I've gotta buy that too.
- Hmm. That'll define my existence nicely.
- Can't people fucking clean up after themselves? For fuck's sake.
- What the hell?
- Jesus. What the-?
- Thanks. Thank you very much.
- Please. Let me out.
- Let me out of this car, okay?
- I need to get out of this fucking car.
- Shit. I can't feel my left arm.
- I'm gonna fucking die and it's all your fault.
MM PManhat 1 BD1
- Look out. That bloke's got a gun.
- You fucking twit.
- You fucking cock.
- Oh, fucking Hell.
- Watch out. Run!
- Hey. Clear off, you little shit.
- Oi, you prance.
- Christ. He's got a fucking gun.
- Oi. Fuck me.
- Come on. I'm in a bit of a rush.
- Come on, mate.
- Get a bloody move on.
- What you bloody doing?
- Oi. What we waiting for?
- What are you trying to do, you boke?
- ???
- Alright. Steady on.
- Nutter!
- Loonie!
- Menace!
- Get away from me.
- What are you picking on me for?
- I ain't done nothing.
- What the bloody Hell?
MM PManhat 1 BN1
- Yo. I'm out.
- Holy shit.
- No way. Wait. Wait.
- Yo. One love, kid.
- Peace, love, unity and respect, man.
- My bad.
- Yo.
- Ahh!
- Ya!
- Chill, yo, chill.
- Why you playing me?
- Come on, now. What's up with this?
- I must be tripping.
MM PManhat 2
- Get whatever you want. I'm buying, baby.
- You might wanna go back to school.
- Taxi!
- Hey.
- Only the best for my lady friend.
- I'm too young to die.
- I'll do anything you say, officer.
- I'll take a number four.
- Leave my property. Now.
- Get a real job.
- Hello.
- You don't have to tell me twice.
- I can't die like this.
- Find a new career.
- You don't deserve a car.
- Take the car and everything in it.
- Don't shoot. Think about what you're doing.
- There's no reason for this.
- Great. You wrecked my fucking car.
- You shoulda stopped.
- I'm not trying to be a hero.
- I don't want any problems.
- Look what you did!
- Stay away from my car.
- My life means more to me.
- You better have insurance.
- I have to go.
- Come back.
- Look what you did to my car.
- Sure.
- I don't appreciate that tone.
- Ow. Step off. Get away from me.
- You're a disgrace to all drivers.
- If you need money I'll help you.
- Sorry to rush but I gotta go.
- You've got the wrong car.
- He's right there.
- That's wrong.
- I'll take the most expensive drink you've got.
- There he is.
- Here ya go.
- Get away from my car.
- Thanks a lot.
- Yes.
- Fucking unbelievable.
- Get out before I call the police.
- That's fucked up.
- Let's go.
- Can I have a seven, please?
- Don't even try it.
- I don't deserve that.
- Take care of yourself.
- Cool out, man. I ain't flexing.
- It's a company car.
- Take it. Please, don't kill me.
- Please, no.
- I'll give you everything. Don't kill me, please.
- Whatever you say, officer.
- Give me anything expensive.
- There's a line for a reason.
- May I please have a number eight?
- I don't do drugs.
- Bye.
- Help! I've just been robbed!
- You'd have to pay me, bitch.
- How are you?
- See ya.
- No, thank you.
- I'm taking this taxi.
- The car's not worth my life.
- I won't stand for this nonsense.
- That wasn't right.
- Move or lose it.
- The clock's ticking.
- This is ridiculous. Move already.
- You're killing me with this shit.
- I'm late for a meeting.
- I'm running late as is.
- I can't afford to wait any longer.
- I'm forty going on fifty over here.
- Come on. Some of us have jobs.
- I just made partner at my firm, asshole.
- I'm really a businessman.
- What? You want my new business card?
- I moved out of the hood a long time ago, jerkoff.
- I don't listen to hip hop, dickhead.
- Do you know where I could find a good steak?
- I have no idea.
- Fucking dropout.
- Pay attention.
- Kiss my ass.
- Blow me, bitch.
- Asshole!
- I beg your pardon.
- Excuse me, please.
- Police. Somebody help me.
- I'm too old for this.
- I make too much money for this shit.
- I'm not a street thug.
- I have a lawyer to fight for me.
- No. I'm not following you.
- Help! I just got carjacked!
- Damn baby, you're beautiful.
- I got class, baby. Get to know me.
- You need a real man in your life, woman.
- I'm so late.
- The deal fell through.
- I can't just give out jobs.
- Don't worry about how much I make.
- I'm gonna look at a condo.
- Having a secretary is awesome.
- Hello.
- Talk to ya soon.
- Perfect.
- Amazing.
- Right.
- Absolutely.
- Sure.
- Fine.
- He's up there.
- Look at him. Up there.
- I just heard gunshots.
- I'd like to report some gunfire.
- It sounds like someone is shooting.
- I feel really bad about this.
- You just came outta nowhere.
- You weren't paying attention.
- I really appreciate this.
- Oh, fuck.
- Whoa.
- Unbelievable.
- Get an ambulance! Please!
- Someone! Help! I've been shot!
- I don't believe this shit.
- Oh, shit.
- Motherfucker.
- Thank you very much.
- Appreciated.
- I just got a promotion. I'll give you cash.
- I can't die like this. Please, let me go.
- I can get you whatever you want.
- Please. Set me free.
- I'm of no use to you!
MM PManhat 2 BD1
- I staying 'round here.
- Not the mother sucking wheels, man.
- What is wrong with this world?
- I suppose that was my fault, huh?
- This here is too dangerous.
- Leave a man's ride for Heaven's sake.
- You just wrecked my ride.
- The world's gone crazy.
- This contagion is outraging, man.
- You want my boot in your ass?
- Ease off the road there, friend.
- Please, remove your interference from my existence.
- Hey, I got places to go, you know.
- I'm in no mood for waiting.
- Didn't notice me, huh?
- You watch where you going.
- An apology's already overdue.
- Whoa.
- No.
- Hey.
- Damn assholes lost it, man.
- Mothersucker's going crazy.
- Help my sorry ass. Help.
- Whoa. Lord have mercy.
MM PManhat 2 BN1
- You ain't gonna die today.
- He's got a gun, Jimmy.
- It's okay to run, Jimmy.
- You mess up my threads?
- I'm just walking here.
- Don't disrespect me.
- Watch it, asshole.
- Whoa. I'm walking here.
- Look out.
- This alright. You okay to run.
- I'm a good guy.
- My face is too important.
- I gotta stop talking to myself.
MM POrient 1
- You are free to choose service.
- This very poor. Quality very poor.
- Taxi!
- I greet to you.
- Please leave car. It is much required.
- There's no trouble from this person.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- We are having much weather. Changes the driving.
- Chinese
- Money runs out. So does journey.
- Thieve of car. Stop thievery.
- Chinese
- Not ??? please.
- Chinese
- To be more careful. Please.
- You deliver it here.
- Much damage done to livelihood.
- You take car and not hurt, please.
- Chinese
- The car is yours. Very much so.
- Chinese
- Abandon transportation please.
- Where you go?
- Chinese
- You are insane.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Yes.
- Not nice thing to say. Very hurtful.
- Chinese
- I keep close your traffic reports. Never mind.
- You go front. This cooperative society.
- Chinese
- Triple be no time, you see? Quick, quick!
- You very terrible man. Curse you.
- Man. Over there.
- This is not good driving.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- We change direction now. Never mind.
- Chinese
- Thank you for successful delivery.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- You leave. You leave now.
- Please, to move.
- This cab for me.
- Chinese
- No money required. I go.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- You keep it. I retire.
- No.
- No shooting. No shooting.
- I'm good sir. Good citizen here.
- You broke ass. You make joke?
- I accelerate with gladness.
- That is him. Yeah?
- As far as you afford, I take. Yeah?
- I relish opportunity for speed.
- We drive this direction.
- Lucky number eight, please.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Bye bye.
- I am victim of crime. Thievery!
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- I not surrender cab.
- Chinese
- I go no further. You pay now.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Please make progress faster.
- Room for cars. You not car.
- Chinese
- This is not progress.
- Why always obstacles?
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Please avoid.
- Be watching forward.
- Less aggressive in walking.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Hey.
- Ah!
- Hey. Chinese
- Chinese
- Please, clear away.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Stop hitting now please.
- Fighting is not pleasure for me.
- Please not to chase. No chase.
- No. Not following. Simply walking.
- Chinese
- You lower property values.
- There's money to earn. You do that.
- Police. My car is taken. You will recover now.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Uh huh.
- Oh.
- Chinese
- Ugh...
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Oh.
- Ah.
- Chinese
- Please, look upward.
- Up there, I think.
- Police. Bullets come close.
- Help. There's bad gunning.
- Shooting happens now. Please ???
- Police. In danger from gun wounds.
- Disaster occurring.
- My new life has new life. Thank you.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Disaster occurring.
- Ah! Chinese
- Ah! Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Many thanks to you.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- You let me out. Let me out now. Out of car.
- Chinese Give money.
MM POrient 1 BD1
- Don't shoot.
- I don't wanna die.
- No, please.
- Please don't hurt me.
- Ah. My car.
- He has a gun.
- Damn you.
- Ah. Help me.
- I can't take this much longer.
- Stupid person stopping everyone.
- Who's stopping traffic?
- What's blocking the way?
- I am so tired of this.
- Why are people so rude?
- Am I invisible?
- Why?
- Careful.
- Watch it.
- Not good.
- No fighting, man. No fighting.
- Get off me.
- Oh God. Not me.
- Oh, no. Please.
- I don't believe my eyes.
MM POrient 1 BN1
- Oh shit, a gun!
- He's gonna shoot me!
- This lunatic's threatening me!
- Hey, these bones are brittle, you know.
- Sorry I couldn't get out of your way.
- I can't catch a break.
- Damn you!
- Go to Hell!
- You reckless idiot.
- Fighting's not for me.
- I'm too old for this.
- My fighting days are over.
- I can't believe my eyes.
MM Postal 1
- Please. I... I... I didn't take my pills today. Don't make me angry.
- Hey. I think you should leave.
- Lovely day, ain't it?
- Ahhh!
- It's a gun! It's a gun!
- Well, sure.
- You're not supposed to be here.
- He's gone crazy!
- Please don't kill me. I'm a mailman.
- Boys in blue gotta stick together. Right?
- Buzz off.
- Sorry. Got mail to deliver.
- Help! Anybody! Anybody! Help!
- No, thanks.
- Well, eat a wet sock.
- My mistake, good neighbor.
- Caught up in your own thoughts, eh?
- Excuse me.
- Uh, excuse me. Am I near Twenty-Three Church Tree Lane?
- Hmm. Should know that one... but uh, nope, nope.
- Ah!
- Whoa!
- Sweet luma lu.
- Hey!
- No!
- Striking a federal worker is a felony offense.
- Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow.
- Want a special delivery?
- I'm gonna stamp your ass.
- You following me? Cause I can run this route alone, okay pal?
- Just on my regular route.
- I dream of dogs and they're constantly biting my nuts.
- My life is just going down the same beaten path day after day, I mean. Well, yeah I'm a mailman. What do you mean?
- Uh, yeah. I think we can up the dosage.
- Aw. The letters. They just keep coming, and coming, and coming one after the other.
- Depressed? No, I'm fine really. I couldn't be fucking better.
- Hey. Hey how's my favorite shrink?
- Okay, talk. See ya.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, but uh...
- Well, you know, okay.
- Mhm, mhm, mhm.
- Oh my God. I... I need to talk to my shrink now.
- Oh, tiddlywinks.
- Fudge. Fudge. Fudge!
- Oh no, no, no, no.
- No. Not a disaster. Not today.
- Hey, switch to decaf.
- Somebody needs a neckrub...
- Ha ha ha. No worries. Ha ha ha.
- Well, look at that.
- Well, in all my years...
- Well, thank you, good neighbor.
- I'm an employee of the federal government.
- You need counseling. I know someone.
- Let me go.
- But who's gonna deliver this mail? Huh?
MM Postal 1 BN1
- You'll get double time for shooting a federal employee.
- You don't wanna get your letters in prison.
- Shooting me is a federal offense.
- Attacking a letter carrier is a federal offense.
- Watch the uniform.
- My uniform is federal property.
- Psycho!
- Drunk!
- Sobre up!
- I'm eating your private parts for breakfast tomorrow.
- Bend over. Let me pull your colon out of your rectum.
- Open wide so I can rip your tongue out.
- First I'll eat your eyes then I'll vomit in the sockets.
- I can't wait to rip your fucking head off.
- Wanna taste your own knee caps?
- Now I smell everything.
MM Postal 1 BN2
- He's a madman with a gun!
- Ah, I don't wanna get shot!
- You can't shoot a mailman!
- You can forget about your mail now.
- Postal workers deserve respect.
- Young man, I can't hear you.
- Have respect for the mailman.
- I'm a federal employee.
- You better watch it, boy.
- Show me what you got.
- You think I'm a late mailman, huh? Huh?
- Think I can't kick your ass?
- Come on. Come get me.
- I'll show you my postal moves.
- Let me teach you a lesson.
- Oh. I thought I'd seen everything.
MM PRich 1
- I'm so bored.
- Taxi!
- Yes, I like this one very much.
- Hi.
- It's yours, please don't hurt me.
- You can't intimidate me like that, officer.
- I'm starving. Get me a large one of those.
- Get the hell outta my house. Get out.
- Boring.
- Hello.
- That sounds like harassment to me.
- Take whatever you want just don't kill me.
- This is garbage.
- The hell are you doing?
- Take it. Don't kill me.
- Help!
- That guy's got a gun.
- My car!
- Holy shit. You just hit somebody.
- Holy shit. Slow down.
- What are ya doing? No!
- What is wrong with you?
- Please don't hurt me.
- Hey. Watch my fucking car.
- You're insane.
- Hey. Careful.
- Sicko.
- For fuck's sake.
- Oh, yes please.
- Now don't get angry.
- Ugh. No, thanks.
- You hit my fucking car.
- He's got a gun!
- I gotta go.
- Oh, this would look fantastic in the library.
- Fucking bastard.
- Over there. I saw him with my own eyes.
- Did you just hit somebody? I don't believe this.
- I saw him go over there.
- Sure. Have this.
- Hey. Get away from there.
- Thank you.
- Yes, please.
- Yes. Such depth.
- Watch my car.
- What the hell are you doing in here? Get out. Now.
- Hey. Bring that back.
- Okay, let's go.
- Watch where you're going!
- Let me have that one and make it extra large.
- Excuse me, but that's my cab.
- Why so angry?
- Here. Take this.
- Run!
- PSycho!
- Please don't hurt me.
- No thanks.
- He's armed. Run!
- Hey, I know my rights, officer.
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- Hey. Get to the back of the line.
- Ugh, hello? Number four, please.
- Fuck you. I don't do that shit.
- See ya.
- Somebody help me!
- Don't be disgusting.
- Hello, darling. It's me.
- Goodbye.
- No, thank you.
- It's certainly not yours. I hailed it first.
- Mmm. Very powerful.
- Holy shit.
- Hey. There's a line here.
- Yes, now this one's interesting.
- Slow down, you're gonna get us both killed.
- Get off the fucking road.
- Learn to fucking drive.
- You shouldn't be on the road.
- Get a move on, asshole.
- Get the fuck out of the way.
- Can you hurry the fuck up?
- Would you mind getting outta the way?
- Hurry the fuck up.
- Can we please get moving?
- Hurry it up.
- What's the fucking weight?
- What are you waiting for?
- Hey. Look out.
- Watch it.
- Who do you think you are?
- Careful.
- Pay attention, asshole.
- Excuse me. Do you know the way to Gordon Street?
- I don't know. I'm sorry.
- Maniac.
- Fucking asshole.
- Holy shit.
- You're insane!
- Crazy bastard.
- Pardon me.
- Excuse me.
- Help me!
- Get this maniac off me!
- Call the cops!
- Somebody help me!
- Get away from me, fucking maniac.
- You. Are you following me?
- Hey, stop following me, you weirdo.
- I know you're following me. Do you want me to call the cops?
- What? I wasn't following you.
- Police, hello? I've been assaulted, my car's been stolen.
- Oh my God, I'm late.
- Darling, I can hardly carry on. I mean, what's the point?
- Is there all there is to life?
- I guess I thought there was more to life than this.
- Of course I remember what you said I just don't care anymore.
- All this money but I'm more unhappy than ever.
- Yes, dear.
- I'll be home later.
- Yes, dear.
- Of course, dear.
- I know, dear.
- Whatever you say.
- You say so.
- Okay.
- He went up there.
- He's up there.
- Police, come quick. It's like a God damn war down here.
- Help. Hurry. They're shooting each other.
- Get some God damn cops down here fast!
- I thought it was all over back there.
- God damn it.
- Holy shit.
- This is so fucked up.
- Oh my God. Call an ambulance.
- Ah! Get help!
- Oh, this is awful.
- What the hell?
- This is so fucked up.
- Thank you.
- Ahh... thank you.
- Holy shit, this can't be happening to me.
- Let me out. You may have a death wish but I don't.
- Holy shit. You gotta let me out of here.
- Please don't let me die. Somebody help me!
- Just let me out. I won't tell anybody.
- Hey. Careful.
- Hey. Watch where you're going.
MM PRich 1 BD1
- What? Am I in danger?
- Oh no!
- I knew I shoulda stayed indoors.
- Get off me!
- Oh. Time for a new car.
- I think I should be going.
- Hey now, that isn't yours.
- This is what I get for driving myself.
- Oh God.
- Hey.
- Excuse me. Will this take long?
- Thank the Lord for crossword puzzles.
- Maybe I should just turn around.
- This isn't very efficient.
- Sorry, what?
- Oh, dear. I'm sorry.
- Oh. Was that my fault?
- Whoa.
- Oh my.
- Too fast.
- I never did this before.
- This is fun.
- I'm going to whoop you.
- Ha. Hit me.
- Bastard. Bastard.
- Yeah. The pain is fun too.
- It was just like this, huh?
- This is fun. Ha ha ha ha.
- Oh my.
MM PRich 1 BN1
- Please. I've too much left to do.
- I just turned my life around.
- Don't shoot! I've got a new wife and a kid.
- Pardon me.
- My fault.
- Sorry.
- Hey!
- Watch it.
- Be careful.
- I go to the gym three times a week.
- I take kickboxing at the gym.
- My trainer says I have a body half my age.
- I'm not so old that I can't kick your ass.
- You'll be sorry. I got a personal trainer.
- I do this three times a week at the gym.
- Good grief.
MM SecurityMan
- You have no talent.
- Alright.
- I'm a law abider, sir.
- Number one, please.
- Get the hell out of here, you asshole.
- Hello there.
- Sir, please. I'm on your side.
- You must go home now.
- Oh no.
- Don't you point that thing at me.
- Oh, shit.
- I'm a big supporter of the police, sir.
- Yes.
- Forget it. I'm a family man.
- Please, don't.
- I saw him over there.
- He's over there.
- Put that away before you hurt someone.
- Yes.
- What the fuck are you doing in here?
- A whole lot of number three, please.
- Get that thing away from me.
- No.
- You're not going to shoot me.
- Come on, sir. I obey the law.
- I think he went over there.
- Fuck off.
- No way. I got kids.
- Alright. Bye bye.
- Goodbye.
- No, thank you.
- Fuck off and go home already.
- You wanna kill someone, idiot?
- Get off the road.
- What's the matter with you?
- Take a drving lesson.
- Excuse me, sir.
- Sorry, sir.
- Pardon me, sir.
- My fault, sir.
- Come on. Watch where you're going.
- Let's keep our eye looking forward, okay?
- Do you know where the titty bar is?
- I'm sorry. I have no idea where that is.
- Hey.
- What the-?
- Look out.
- Watch it.
- You nut.
- Cool it.
- Excuse me.
- Please, excuse me.
- You're messing with the wrong man now.
- You think you're gonna walk all over me?
- If you think I'm going to take this, you're crazy.
- Come on. Take your best shot.
- That's the best you can do?
- You're gonna have to do a lot better than that.
- I see you back there. Leave me alone.
- Give me a break already. Fuck off.
- I know you're following me. Go away.
- I'm not following anybody.
- I like to report the robbery of my vehicle.
- Oh no. Time to get off my ass.
- It must be super busy there.
- Liberty City is still as crazy as ever.
- I'm doing okay.
- Yeah. Still have the same job.
- It's pretty safe. Nothing ever happens to me.
- Hello.
- I'm going to go. Don't wanna waste your phone card.
- Yeah.
- Sure.
- Okay.
- That's right.
- Hmm.
- Yes.
- You bet.
- Uh huh.
- He's up there.
- Look. Up there.
- I see him above us!
- You saved my life, sir.
- What am I going to do with that brother of mine?
- Is working for a living really that bad?
- All my overtime is going to jail bonds again.
- I really need to get those kids over here and working already.
- When is that damned delivery service going to get here?
- Son of a gun.
- Oh, fuck. Damn.
- What the-?
- Holy smoke.
- Oh no.
- My leg's been hit.
- I'm hit.
- Stop honking already.
- Shut up. People live around here.
- Will you quit that damn honking?
- Ah.
- What the hell is that?
- Is that shooting?
- Thanks.
- Thank you very much please.
- Thank you. That's very considerate.
- What are you doing?
- Please. Let me go, sir.
- What do you want, sir?
- Let me go.
- Help! Somebody!
- Why are you doing this, sir?
- All clear.
- It's real quiet out here.
- Ready to transmit my lunch info on your signal.
- Check the lattery numbers for me tonight, okay?
- Patrol finished. All's okay.
MM Security Man BS1
- Don't shoot. That's an order.
- Chill the fuck out.
- Drop the weapon now.
- Rude motherfucker.
- Watch where you're going.
- Hey. Don't push me, asshole.
- Motherfucker!
- Stop.
- Shit.
- I'll teach you some respect for authority.
- This worse than it already is.
- Walk away while you still can.
- I'm gonna make an example outta you.
- This is the only language bitches like you understand.
- I'm only gonna tell you once. Back the fuck down.
- This company will be screwed without me.
- I don't care who he is. I ain't taking orders form nobody.
- Man, that fool couldn't organize a blowjob in a whorehouse.
- A team's only as strong as it's weakest link.
- Shit. And they say my job's not dangerous?
- Do I have to do everything myself?
- Just cause you're my boss don't mean I like you.
- Are you drunk, man? Stop mumbling.
- Your management style is a fucking joke!
- Take a page outta my book. Be a leader.
MM Security Man BS2
- Don't do it, man. It's not worth it.
- Get down. He's gonna unload.
- Somebody take this motherfucker out.
- Ever heard of sorry, asshole?
- Fucking punk. What's your problem?
- Are you trying to start something, motherfucker?
- Motherfucker!
- Fuck you!
- Hey. Watch it.
- Bitch, you going down.
- This is how we do it around here.
- All day, baby, all day.
- Don't worry. This won't take long.
- Where do you want it? Left or right?
- Are you having as much fun as me?
- Man, that second burrito was a mistake.
- Never a restroom when you need one.
- That's it. Right up the heartburn.
- Must be getting close to beer o' clock.
- Aw, shit.
- This is Special Unit 4126. I'm coming in. Over.
- Give me an egg and two cheese. Over.
- Look, tell Johnson to stay away from my sandwich.
- Area secured. I repeat, area secured.
- This is Special Unit 4126. Requesting milk and two sugars. over.
MM Security Man BS3
- Big man don't want no problem with ya.
- I ain't even strapped. Don't shoot, man.
- Not me. My wife is the one you want.
- You ain't pushing me out the way.
- Excuse you, you rude bastard.
- I know you see me.
- Watch out.
- Wait.
- Holy shit.
- My heart don't need this aggravation.
- Think you gonna pick on the big man, huh?
- I can't hit my wife but I can hit you.
- I pack a heavy punch, chump.
- I'm fast, motherfucker.
- I'm a work off some fat fucking you up.
- Doctor say no more sodium. I like salt.
- All the walking I do I can't lose no weight.
- I'm smoking this blunt come break time.
- Mmm. Wish my little jump off would come and visit.
- Holy guacamole. What the hell?
- Asset seven at a pointed post. Over.
- Base. All clear. Do you copy?
- Asset seven. Taking a little break. Over.
- Roger that, base. Over and out.
- 10-4, base. All good. All good.
MM Seller 1
- This is sending me to sleep.
- Hey. What's going on?
- Spanish Are you crazy?
- Why are you always picking on the Spanish
- Come on. I washed my hand.
- I'll go for a piece of that.
- Big cones. Fudge sauce.
- My nuts are famous.
- Get the fuck outta here.
- I hope this isn't your A-game.
- Spanish
- Oh, I feel so safe with you guys around.
- The best in Liberty City.
- This isn't my fucking car, man.
- You should stick to pumping gas.
- Chinga tu madre!
- Spanish
- Spanish
- This fucker's gonna shoot.
- How's that for service?
- Hey. You wanna buy a credit card? It's good for at least two hours.
- You know you want to. Free sprinkles.
- Please don't shoot.
- You trash my Spanish, man.
- Big bag of nuts.
- Tasty nuts.
- Big bag of nuts.
- Feel better about yourself. Buy a newspaper.
- Here you are.
- Nuts. Hot and salty.
- Don't touch my shit, you fucking asshole.
- Spanish
- Have you lost your fucking mind?
- Burgers. Fresh yesterday.
- My sausage will fill you up.
- For fuck's sake!
- Nuts. Get 'em while they're hot.
- Aw, man. I only went out for a pint of milk.
- Spanish
- Si.
- Come on. They're not gona throw themselves up.
- Spanish
- Vamos. Who wants my nuts?
- Another happy customer.
- Spanish
- Burgers. Forty percent beef.
- Lots of celebrity gossip.
- Today's newspaper: naked chicks and global warming.
- I can't take much more of this.
- Spanish
- News. And there's pictures as well.
- Spanish I gotta go, man.
- Spanish Get them here.
- Come on. It's worth the headache.
- Who wants my meat?
- Read about crime and corruption.
- Today is fucking me in the ass.
- Over there!
- There's the pendejo.
- He's got a gun. Spanish
- Interested in some alcho patches? Going cheap. Perfect for the office.
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Yeah, sure.
- Can't anybody drive in this fucking city?
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Who wants one? They're not gray when they're cooked.
- Ice cream. Whipped to perfection.
- There you go.
- Give me one of those things that looks like a penis.
- Who wants some? The creamiest in town.
- My sausage is the best.
- Spanish
- EVerybody get down!
- Somebody shoot out that fucker's tires.
- Hey, you wanna buy a pack of silencers? They put a smile on your face.
- Spanish Get off of me, asshole.
- Who's reading for an ice cream?
- Ice cream. Come on, I'm not a child molestor.
- No, gracias.
- Cono. He's gonna kill me.
- I just got a suspicious face. That's all.
- Eat my hot dog.
- Spanish That's the guy.
- Hot dogs. Hot dogs made of real meat.
- Sausage. Spicy and hot.
- My hot dogs have some crunch.
- Number four and a smile, please.
- Spanish
- Not unless you got anything for a dollar.
- Come on. They test better than they look.
- Hey. Take it easy.
- News. Read about the misfortunes of others.
- Somebody help me.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Nah. I'm okay.
- Don't put your hands on me.
- Hey. You wanna buy a cell phone? It's got loads of porn on it.
- Newspapers. Hot off the press.
- Hey. Delicious beef patties.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Check out these Perseus scarfs. Latest style, stolen this morning.
- Get your news here. Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish Move your ass.
- Spanish
- No wonder you got a fat ass.
- Nobody wants to look at you, retard.
- Fucking tourists.
- Get that piece of shit outta the road.
- Vamos. This is fucking painful.
- Move it, pendejo.
- Get a fucking move on.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Watch it, asshole.
- Fuck you.
- Fucking pendejo.
- That hurt, motherfucker.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Pendejo!
- Cajones!
- Spanish
- Watch yourself.
- Let's do this, bitch.
- Pretty fast for an old guy, eh?
- Tell me when you're ready.
- You ever seen moves like this?
- Next time I'll be ready.
- Spanish
- Fucking psycho.
- You about to have half of Cuba on your ass.
- I'm not even gonna waste my time with you.
- Why would anyone wanna follow you?
- So, we gonna go out and get some cocha tonight?
- Spanish
- If there's grass on the field, play ball.
- Maybe hit the clam palace after for some beer and titty.
- You know that Polish chick? She let's you handle the papaya for an extra twenty.
- Okay, man. Talk to ya later. Spanish
- Uh huh.
- Uh huh.
- Si.
- You know it.
- Spanish
- Mhm.
- Mhm.
- Mhm. Hmm hmm.
- There he is. Up there.
- He's up there.
- Wow, thanks. Liberty City can't afford to lose another street vendor.
- Cajones.
- Now I've seen it all.
- I gotta move back to Vice City, man.
- Aye! Spanish Help!
- Ah! Cono! Call the ambulance!
- Oh, nice.
- Spanish
- Carajo!
- Thanks.
- Muchas gracias.
- Thank you.
- You got the wrong guy.
- I'm not gonna suck you off, man.
- Breda, stop the car.
- I got no money, man.
- I'm just a street vendor, man.
MM ShortOrder
- Spanish This ain't your calling, bro.
- Spanish What's happening?
- Officer, I turned my life around.
- You crazy, bro? Spanish
- Don't quit your day job.
- Spanish What's good, my dude?
- Officer, Spanish I'm clean now.
- Whose that Spanish on stage?
- Mercy, please. Spanish
- Spanish don't waste my life, please.
- Hey, crackhead. Spanish
- Thank you Spanish
- Spanish why you acting so jacked up?
- Don't shed innocent blood.
- He went that way.
- Hurry. He's over there.
- You crackheads always fucking up me Spanish
- Spanish Thank you.
- That's messed up Spanish
- Spanish I'm a peaceful man.
- No.
- You have the wrong man.
- Officer, I don't score no more Spanish
- You see him? He's that way.
- Ah, let me get Spanish of those.
- Karma is a bitch Spanish
- I'm off of that shit, okay? Spanish
- Okay. Spanish Peace.
- Help! I'm being mugged! Spanish
- Spanish Be easy, okay?
- No.
- Spanish cocksucker.
- Rapido, rapido. Hurry up, asshole.
- Spanish You stupid or what?
- Get the fuck out Spanish
- Cross the fucking street already.
- Spanish Move that shit.
- Spanish
- Move it already.
- Spanish
- Watch it, stupid.
- Hey, bro. Spanish
- Spanish What's your problema?
- I'm clean and sober, bro. Spanish
- Spanish Ease up, okay?
- Sorry, pero. No se. No idea.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- You crazy, bro?
- Spanish
- Yo, you bugging.
- Spanish Sorry.
- Spanish
- You think you're macho, huh?
- Spanish Come on then, asshole.
- Oh, you wanna fight Spanish
- Spanish you tough, huh? Come on then.
- You think you're hot shit, huh?
- Spanish Fucking asshole.
- Spanish No more fighting, okay?
- Spanish No more, please.
- Okay Spanish You prove you're a man.
- Spanish
- Cono. You paranoid.
- Up there. Spanish You see him?
- He's up there.
- Fate dealt you a bad hand.
- The miracle of medicine.
- Spanish I guess that was fate.
- Fate dealt you a bad hand.
- Wait, bro. Spanish gangster.
- Spanish I'm fucking bleeding.
- Cono. This city's disgusting.
- Spanish That was crazy, bro.
- Oye. Gracias. I appreciate that.
- Thank you. Spanish
- Oye. Gracias. Thank you.
- I'm just a frycook, bro. Spanish
- I smell like Spanish bro. Not money.
- I ain't in the streets no more. Spanish
- Spanish
- What do you want from me, bro? Spanish
MM StreetFood 1
- It's time to consider other occupations.
- Hello. How are you today?
- My car.
- In my country, policia treats you Spanish
- The burgers are delicious.
- Did you wash your hands?
- Creamy ice for your hot mouth.
- Hot nuts is in the house.
- Leave me home immediately.
- You are as bad as the Devil himself.
- Hola, ???. I mean hello.
- Spanish
- Come on. Eat them burgers.
- Unhand my clothing.
- You are boring as a duck.
- Idiota.
- Let go of me, por favor.
- These dogs are hot. Come and eat them.
- You must be an assassino.
- Gracias for your business.
- Take a chance. It's such a deal.
- Ice with cream. Melting. Get it quick.
- Please, senor. Don't take my worthless life.
- You drive like a blind bat.
- You people cannot drive.
- We are letting nuts out of the house.
- Try my tasty, hot nuts.
- Taste my nuts.
- Read the dailies.
- With much taste.
- These nuts are hot. Come and eat them.
- Spanish
- Spanish he's going to shoot me!
- Spanish
- These burgers will make your day.
- Bite this plump meat for juicy explosion.
- Watch where you're driving.
- Open your mouth for the hot nut.
- Kiss my Spanish
- Look what you've done to my Spanish
- Spanish
- These burgers have you written all over them.
- Spanish So rude.
- Eat from where I house my nuts.
- Gracias. Enjoy this item.
- Quality merchandise.
- Put the burgers in your mouth, people.
- Liberty Tree. Daily Globe.
- Do not be ignorant. Read this, okay?
- Look what you've done.
- You are some kind of loco.
- Educated people, read these notices.
- Nuthouse. Nutty and nice.
- We have made cream of ice for you.
- You don't wanna miss my burgers.
- Current events for ignorants.
- You cabrone.
- Do you not see that idiota over there?
- Idiota.
- That imbecile is over there, amigo.
- You gun-crazy Americans are loco.
- This is a good deal.
- Get away from my vehicle.
- Yes, okay.
- Are you loco or what?
- I insist you leave at once.
- Spanish
- Hamburgers. We all like the hamburgers.
- Ice cream. For little ones and big ones.
- Another customer satisfecho.
- Did you touch the food?
- Have some nice cream of ice.
- Come and bite this plump chihuahua.
- So rude in this city.
- He's waving the pistola!
- Spanish
- It's risky but cheap. Buy these.
- You're crazy.
- Let the ice cream cream in your mouth.
- Lick some of my ice and cream.
- No.
- He's crazy with a gun!
- This is how the policia acts in your country?
- Try to beat our meat.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- My dogs is long and hot.
- Put this dog in your mouth.
- These dogs eat them, you cannot beat them.
- Let me get number three.
- Spanish
- Do I look like an imbecile to you?
- Take a bite of my hot chihuahua meat.
- Daily Globe. Liberty Tree.
- They are rubbing my things!
- Goodbye.
- No. Okay? No.
- I hope your mechanic is good.
- This car is belonging to a friend.
- Don't be an idiota. Buy it, my friend.
- Educate your ignorant self, people.
- Hamburgers. Hamburgers. No pork inside.
- Spanish
- Don't waste my blood.
- My friend, I'm selling you a favor.
- Dailys. Liberty Tree. Daily Globe.
- Creamy ice cream. Ice with cream.
- Get off the street.
- Asshole, move.
- Buddy, I'm late for work.
- You staring at the headlights like a deer.
- Move.
- Cono. You people drive like a turtle.
- Read the ???
- Spanish
- Someone. Drive, please.
- The lights is green.
- Something stinks around here.
- Excuse you Spanish
- Cono. Watch where you go.
- Spanish
- Someone needs to bathe themselves.
- Spanish
- Spanish No hablo English.
- Spanish
- Watch it.
- Spanish
- Imbecile.
- Cono!
- Spanish
- Watch it, okay?
- You wanna fight?
- I got ??? to hand out to you.
- I'll knock you out.
- Spanish I fight dirty.
- He's beating me with no mercy.
- You are so kind of ???
- You must be a ???
- I think I just shit my pantalones.
- Spanish
- Why would I follow a pedazo de mierda like you?
- Lately I'm feeling so homesick that I lack the bathing and the social skills.
- Sometimes I pick my ??? and plunge my finger right into the food.
- I don't know, this anger makes me wanna hurt people. Myself even.
- I stopped taking the medicina because I can't afford to buy it.
- Hola Spanish
- Spanish Thank you Spanish
- Spanish yes.
- Spanish of course.
- Spanish
- Spanish really?
- Seriously?
- Spanish
- No...
- Spanish
- That imbecile is up there, amigo.
- Do you not see that idiota up there?
- He's hiding up there.
- Why did you return me to this stupid life?
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Aye. Spanish I'm bleeding.
- Aye cono! Please don't shoot further.
- My shoes will smell like I do.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Gracias.
- Muchas gracias.
- Very kind. Thank you.
- I just want to get back to work.
- I think I'm having an attack of nerves.
- My ???
- Senior, please just free me.
- I think it's an attack of the heart.
MM Sweeper
- I'm hungry. Get me anything.
- This is private property.
- Hey. Good to see you.
- He's got a gun!
- Don't shoot! I have a family.
- Yeah, sure.
- Don't take another step, shithead.
- Help! There's a lunatic waving a gun around!
- Hey, I'm a good guy. I'm a fellow civil servant.
- I hate to swear, but fuck you.
- Nah.
- Suck a horse dick.
- Excuse me. My fault.
- Watch it.
- You might wanna watch where you're going.
- I'd help if I knew.
- Woman driver!
- Watch out!
- No!
- Slow it down!
- Watch it, punk.
- Can we talk about this?
- I'm gonna sweep the streets with your face.
- I'm old but I can still kick your ass.
- You have this coming to you.
- Let's go, fucko.
- Alright. Now you're dead.
- What? Are you with the CIA?
- Who? Me?
- I just had the strangest dream.
- Can you believe this shit?
- Stomp on my saggy balls.
- This is the apocalypse!
- Terrorist! Terrorist!
- Good thing I have cheap shoes.
- Aw, fuck.
- Holy shit.
- It's World War III. I knew it.
- That's mighty kind of you.
- Let me out. I'm a good guy.
- I think I'm gonna puke.
- I'm just a civil servant.
- My pension is only six months away.
MM Sweeper BN1
- Hey, put that down.
- What do you want from me?
- Are you loco?
- Penedjo.
- Oye.
- Look where you're going, man.
- Cabron!
- Pendejo!
- Spanish
- You're going down.
- You think you're better than me?
- Fuck you, man.
- Let's go, man. Come on.
- I'm gonna fuck you up.
- I'm not some dog you can kick around.
- Puta madre.
MM TaxiDriver
- Whatever. Get out of here then.
- Boo! I want my money back.
- You doing good?
- My medication is in there.
- Why you on such a power trip?
- I'll have the value meal.
- You want two barrels to the face?
- You suck, sucky.
- Here then.
- I got your badge number, boy.
- Aw jeez, I knew this day would come!
- Buy yourself some talent.
- I never get tired of meetin strangers.
- My neck!
- We'll go as far as you can pay.
- Please, my spine!
- Asshole's gone crazy.
- Aw jeez, I'm gonna die.
- Someone's gonna eat it.
- Okay, here we are, bucko.
- Aw shit, this is bullshit.
- Coward!
- Aw, I got a gun, asshole.
- I got a lawyer so cool out.
- Where you wanna go?
- My ex-wife owns half that.
- Whiplash!
- Foreign asshole!
- Come on.
- Guess so.
- Come on, I'm American.
- Seltzer with Lime. I'm an alchy.
- I gave up that shit.
- Police! The killer is here!
- Man, I whs Greg and Tony were still on the radio.
- Hey. Hey, what's the deal?
- Hey buddy, try the first cab in line.
- How am I gonna get ass now?
- It's a terrorist!
- Shift almost over.
- Payback is the best part.
- You're dead!
- There. He's right there.
- Hey. Give me a non-alcoholic beer.
- Right over there!
- Please. I'm a divorced man.
- Hey, whatever, man. Meter's running.
- What in the hell?
- Yeah.
- You thought I might forget, huh?
- Now my insurance is fucked.
- I will kill you if you don't get out now!
- My brother's a cop.
- I could eat a whore. Number two, please.
- Not me, please.
- You remember me, bitch?
- Help! Psycho in my cab!
- Freaking lunatic.
- Asshead!
- You're fucking outta your mind.
- Just let me get my medication.
- Nah.
- I quit smoking for this?
- Don't you have no ethics?
- Taxi's take money, asshole. Get a job.
- Police, I spotted the murderer!
- Hold on, I'm hauling ass.
- That's the one! See him?
- I'm high on anger, pal.
- I'm sober, give me a diet Sprunk.
- This ain't charity. We go till you run out of money.
- Hey, you pay, I'll speed all day.
- Police! I see him! I want my reward.
- On our way. Uh, don't play with the windows.
- Uh, give me a number three, uh, extra sauce.
- Eat shit and die.
- Ah, that shit'll kill you.
- Okay, bye.
- Later, alligator.
- Nah, thanks.
- Be good.
- Please, it's not my medallion.
- See ya.
- Yo, yo.
- You probably hate America.
- I don't wanna die.
- You gotta be jacked on meth.
- Can't get ya any closer, buddy.
- You drive like a bitch.
- Nice driving. You blind?
- Your mother's a whore.
- Typical crackhead.
- Another MP3 airhead.
- Another airhead.
- We're getting old here.
- Hey! You're taking all day.
- I got some pussy to get to.
- Time is money, monkey boy.
- Hey, I'm working here.
- This town is ruining my health.
- Is everyone a shitty driver?
- Where's a cop when you need it?
- Hey, you guy glaucoma?
- Anyone say I'm sorry?
- I got a bad back.
- Oh, why did I quit smoking?
- Jesus tits, you're rude.
- Say you're sorry.
- Hey, you know where I can get some pussy?
- Go buy a GPS, asswipe.
- You blind?
- My knees.
- Watch it.
- Lunatic.
- My hemroids.
- Oh no!
- Hey, pardon.
- Trying to get through.
- Little baby wants a ???
- Come on, pussy!
- Little girl wants to scrap?
- Yeah baby, let's go.
- I kick some ass.
- You got a fucking problem?
- You gonna miss them teeth.
- I will fist you like a bitch.
- Whoop that ass.
- Let's see some blood.
- Knock their teeth out.
- Kick him between the legs.
- Finish him!
- Hey, you a ghost? Leave me alone.
- You trying to hit on me?
- Stop following me before I bust your face.
- Why would I follow a loser?
- 911, my cab's been stolen.
- Guess what, asshole?
- You piece of shit.
- I've had pussy stronger than you.
- I don't think so, wacko.
- Come sit on my face, honey.
- Let's see those meat curtains.
- Hey, how 'bout I see some titties?
- Nice junk in the trunk, baby.
- Oh, I'll eat you good, baby.
- Pay them already.
- Well, check that drawer.
- Ah, she was the worst head ever.
- Ah, these hookers are killing me.
- Paying for sex is the way to go though.
- Okay, don't catch any diseases. Later.
- Oh yeah?
- Really?
- Uh huh.
- Carborator?
- How fat?
- No way.
- Shit...
- Yeah, yeah.
- That one up there.
- See him? Asshole's hiding.
- He's up there trying to be sneaky.
- I blacked out like in college.
- Fuck a coal miner.
- Fake stripper tits.
- Oh my Lord in Heaven.
- This is horrible.
- Terrorism. I know it.
- You shot a cab driver.
- Call an ambulance. My leg!
- Shut that shit off.
- We hear ya asshole.
- You're killing my ears.
- Oh, great.
- Call the DEA, FBI, and NSA.
- This town is outta control.
- Ah, thanks.
- Wow. Thanks.
- Man, I really appreciate that.
- Please, man. I wanna live.
- Oh God, I'm dead.
- Why ya doing this?
- Let me out, I'll pay ya.
- Oh no. Oh no! Stop!
- To force then raped by a stranger.
- Thanks, dispatch.
- Hey, keep your panties on.
- Can someone else please take that?
- Roger that shit. 10-4.
- 10-4, good buddy.
MM Taxi Driver BD1
- This guy's an asshole.
- Help. It's a terrorist!
- What is this shit? My car.
- May Poseidon swallow you whole.
- My car.
- This guy's insane.
- Who is this malaka assaulting my property?
- You stupid malaka.
- Malaka. He's got a gun!
- To Hades with you, malaka.
- Malaka. Get your shit moving.
- Come on!
- These roads are awful.
- I'm gonna start shooting.
- I'm Greek, you know.
- I'll bust your ass with some Zeus shit.
- Hey man, don't make me whoop your ass.
- Malaka.
- Stupid Americans.
- Shit.
- ???
- I'm gonna kill you.
- Putana.
- I'm gonna beat your ass.
- You don't wanna fight me.
- Yeah, that's my car, asshole.
- You don't fuck with the Greeks.
- Great Zeus.
MM Taxi Driver BN1
- Run!
- Call the cops!
- Help!
- Hey.
- Watch it.
- Careful.
- Damn you.
- I curse you.
- Asshole.
- You ready for my right hook?
- I could crush you with one hand.
- Don't be a fool.
- You'll be sorry.
- I don't wanna have to do this to you.
- I got you now.
- Oh my God.
MM Train 1
- Get off that stage.
- What up?
- Punk ass bitch. Get off.
- Whatever you say, man.
- Can you extra-size that shit?
- Bust outta here, man.
- You're embarrassing yourself.
- Hey, yo.
- Sure, sure. Whatever.
- You think you can touch me?
- You suck.
- Damn it all to fucking ah!
- You know who you're messing with?
- Yo, yo. Get down.
- Hell no.
- Hell no.
- Get off me.
- You blind?
- That ain't my car, asshole.
- Son of a bitch.
- Cool. Yeah.
- You got PMS or something?
- Not gonna get angry.
- Shit, man. Don't pop me, man.
- Yeah, you better run, punk-ass bitch.
- Check it. He's right there.
- Yo, he's right there.
- Don't make me bust your ass.
- Yeah. For real.
- Not now. Come on.
- Who the hell are you? Get out.
- You wanna test me? Come on, motherfucker.
- Don't put fucking mustard on it, alright?
- Damn, yo. Chill.
- Dude is packed. Dude is packed.
- I'm gonna find you!
- Shit.
- No thanks.
- No way.
- Yeah, yeah.
- Damn, I'm hungry. Yo, let me get two number twos.
- God damn leprechaun looking motherfucker.
- That's probably some oregano or something.
- Yo, I'm out.
- Yo, anybody see that? Anybody?
- Peace.
- Nah.
- Who the hell are you?
- Get the fuck outta here, you whack-ass, Frankensteined haired motherfucker.
- Damn homeless crackhead whackjob.
- I'm gonna run this punk over. I will.
- Yo, man. You in the road, you know that?
- Outta the way.
- Yo, you gotta be kidding me.
- This fucking city...
- Move. I got places to go.
- Move that piece of junk.
- I'm the only one that wants to drive around here.
- Damn, man.
- Pft. Whatever.
- Yeah, what's up?
- Come on now, man.
- Yo, chill.
- Nah. Don't know.
- Whoa.
- Shit.
- Hey.
- Watch it.
- Damn.
- Gotta keep moving.
- Excuse me.
- You want your ass whooped?
- You gonna take me back to the old me.
- You wanna test me, huh?
- I'm gonna berserk a motherfucking rage on your ass.
- Yeah.
- Ooh. Whoop that ass.
- Oh, shit. Did you see that?
- Hell, no. This is outta control.
- Put your hands up. Damn.
- Get the hell off of me.
- Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
- I'll whip around the block and kick your ass from the back.
- Follow me then.
- Peace out, asshole.
- Now why would I be following you?
- Look up.
- He's up there.
- Look. He's up there, man.
- That was fucked up.
- Fuck, man.
- I saw a bright white light and everything, man.
- Damn, man.
- That was fucked up.
- Fuck, man.
- That's my favorite leg. Damn.
- Ah. My fucking kneecap.
- Fuck.
- You gotta be kidding me.
- This is crazy, man.
- Nice one.
- Cool, cool.
- Thanks, yo.
- Big mistake.
- Don't make me go ninja on your ass.
- Pull this thing over.
- Get the fuck outta this car.
- Look into my eye and tell me what the hell is wrong with you.
- Yo, I saw a rat the size of a pit bull in the tunnels.
- That overtime was my overtime, you know what I'm saying?
- Quit tripping and get back to work, man.
- Telling you man, the dude was down in the tunnels for months.
- Tell her I'll talk when my shift is over, alright?
MM Telephone
- You want me to shoot you?
- Oh, hi.
- Can't we negogiate? I'm a businessman.
- Buttfuck.
- I have that one.
- Get out.
- Russian
- Go back where you come from.
- Shit.
- No. No. No.
- Russian
- Don't kill me.
- What did you do to my car?
- Hey. Stop it.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Ah.
- Oh, yes.
- Okay. Whatever.
- Russian
- I'll kill you.
- He's over there.
- There.
- I don't want to die.
- Don't do this. Russian
- Yeah, sure.
- Russian
- Get the hell out now.
- Hey.
- Russian
- Is that a real gun? Fuck.
- I know Russian mafia.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- He's right there.
- Russian
- I take number seven, please.
- Russian
- No. Not for me.
- Russian
- Help! I've been mugged!
- See you later.
- Russian
- Russian
- Go fuck yourself.
- Russian
- You want me to run you over?
- Shit. Who is this idiot?
- Move it. Russian
- Move it. Russian
- Time is money. Let's go.
- Come on.
- Russian
- Hey.
- Russian
- Russian
- What's your problem?
- Russian
- You blind?
- Can't help you.
- Hey. Hey.
- Shit.
- Russian
- Russian
- Coming through. Thanks.
- Russian
- I'm gonna show you some moves from back home.
- I have brains and muscle.
- Russian
- I'm an entrepreneur. No fighting.
- Oh no. No way.
- Russian
- No way. I follow nobody.
- He's right up there.
- Look up. There.
- Shit. Up there.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Thank you. Thank you.
- This is bad idea.
- Let's discuss as businessmen.
- No need to kill me, please.
- Russian
- Same old problem: wires, wires, wires, wires.
- Nothing exciting to report.
- I need a raise if I'm gonna fix this.
- You know, I'm not gonna be your phone guy forever. I have plans.
- Russian Big problem here.
MM Tennis
- Hey, good looking.
- Hello there.
- It's gonna hit me! The stray bullet's definitely gonna hit me!
- Um... okay. Yeah.
- There. Look there.
- I'm not hanging around here.
- He's over in left field.
- He's there!
- Yes, yes, and yes.
- I can run like a linebacker, asshole.
- I prefer seeing people killed on the internet. Not in person.
- Didn't they teach you racial profiling at the academy? Don't bother me.
- He's going long.
- Go away, will ya?
- Catch you around.
- See ya later.
- Please, just leave me alone.
- Hey, all those girls on my computer are old enough.
- Hey, can we work this out? I didn't know she was a working girl.
- You better not have scabies.
- You mess with my rhythm. What the fuck?
- When I go running, I forget all about that bullshit.
- I can't help you now. I'm in the zone.
- I'll sue your ass!
- I've got your license plate!
- My elbow!
- Whoa!
- Did you want me to follow you? I will.
- I wasn't following you. Why would I follow you?
- Channel Zen. Be still.
- Be still. This'll pass.
- I haven't been laid with paying for like... a year.
- You wouldn't kill a pathetic loser like me, would you?
- He's up there.
- Look. Up there.
- I hear shots. I'm under attack. Please help me.
- There's gunfire or something. I don't wanna die.
- Did I have another heart attack?
- Ah. Just great.
- Oh, shit.
- That's not cool. Shit.
- I'll never play tennis again.
- I needed that leg. Ah!
- The world is ending. I knew it.
- This is it. The fall of Western civilization.
- I'm hyperventilating. I need a paper bag.
- I knew this was gonna happen. I knew I'd be kidnapped.
- You can have anything, just please don't hurt me.
MM Tennis 1 BD1
- Stay away from me. Oh my God.
- God dammit.
- Damn you!
- Christ.
- Help. Help me!
- Hey. Get the Hell outta here.
- What the fuck?
- Stop it. Don't shoot me.
- Help!
- Come on. Move it.
- Hurry up.
- Get on with it.
- I'm in a damn hurry.
- Come on.
- Hey.
- Look out.
- Watch out.
- Bastard.
- Idiot.
- Crazy half-wit.
- Leave me out of this.
- Get away from me.
- No. Don't hurt me.
- What the Hell?
MM Tennis BN1
- Don't do it. Don't pull the trigger.
- Why? Why?
- No. Please. I have children.
- Hey, I'm here, man. I'm here.
- Thirty years ago, I wouldn't have taken that.
- Watch it. I'm no pushover anymore.
- Shit.
- Watch out.
- Help!
- Thank you, tennis shoes.
- I should stay and fight. What's wrong with me?
- I'm no kind of man. I know it.
- Wow. Game, set and match.
MM TrampBlack
- How about a little loyalty to humankind?
- Sup, family?
- I ain't scared of yous but yous scared of truth.
- Help the homeless out, pal. Give me number four.
- Get out, mommy and stop haunting my house.
- Sup, partner?
- You ain't nothing but pawns for the Illuminati.
- Mommy, I told you no one gives a fuck.
- Come on, man. She's haunting my dreams.
- You won't take me alive, reptilian.
- I smuggled this off the mothership. Buy one.
- Stinking alien lover piece of shit.
- No way I'm marching to that mothership.
- Oh, so what. You coulda did with the aliens already?
- You know, aliens visited us in ancient times.
- I'm the on fighting these alien bastards. Help me out.
- I need money to stop aliens from invading Earth.
- I know the truth about your alien masters.
- They done infiltrated the military. We got to do something.
- Mommy's haunting me right now, dead ass.
- A small donation for the anti-alien crusader?
- Help. They trying to take my sperm.
- You must be one of them. In disguise.
- Who put you up to this? The grays? The reptilians?
- See that gray alien there? He hiding next to them.
- I smoke so my mom's ghost can breathe the fumes.
- He's over there. Next to my mommy's ghost.
- You do want protection from the aliens, right?
- Sure, buddy. Thanks.
- Can you give a buck to the anti-alien rebellion?
- Illuminati scum. Where your search warrant? Get out.
- Mommy, you just gonna have to wait, okay?
- Have mercy on the homeless. Give me a number six.
- Maybe you ain't hear. Aliens invaded Earth.
- Mommy, I said I was sorry. Don't kill me.
- Hey. This'll keep you safe from reptilians.
- Don't do it, mommy. Please, no more killing.
- You know you really works for aliens, right?
- Listen up, you. I'm talking sense here.
- Oh, did the gray Reticulans tell you that lie?
- Fuck you, reptilian. Think I don't fucking know it's you?
- No, thanks. I already know the truth.
- Come on, buddy. It's time for humans to unite.
- Goodbye and beware the gray aliens.
- I'm homeless and I need to bury my mommy. Can you help?
- Aliens taught man how to harvest tobacco.
- Well, my momma's ghost strongly disagrees with ya.
- Take care, hear? There's reptilians among us.
- No, buddy. Thanks.
- That there's a lie spread by malicious reptilians.
- Can you donate money to fight the aliens?
- You could be homeless and haunted too, you know.
- With this, those gray aliens can't hurt you.
- Fuck off, you stupid fucking gray alien fuck.
- This is protection the aliens don't know about.
- If we don't stop the reptilians. Who will?
- My momma haunts me so I need to bury her. Can you help?
- Ain't like driving a UFO is it, Mr. Alien?
- Your driving blew your cover, Mr. Alien.
- What's wrong? Bad signals from your mothership?
- Siding with the aliens, huh? Human race traitor.
- Shoulda known. Damn shapeshifting aliens.
- No. No more medical experiments, please.
- Don't be passing aliens onto me, you sheep.
- Mommy, is that you inside that man?
- It's my sperm, not yours, alien.
- Mommy. I'm so sorry for killing you, mommy.
- Pst. Reptilians is taking over. Pass it on.
- That's a lie spread by conniving Venusians.
- Oh, did reptilians from Orion tell you that lie?
- My momma's ghost said yous dead wrong.
- We're allowed to stay homeless so aliens can hunt us.
- On the coldest nights, my momma's ghost keeps me warm.
- Monster aliens kidnapped me, made me ejaculate and cloned me.
- You want me to help you find a victim? No sir.
- Mommy, I'm sorry.
- The Illuminati?
- Mommy don't kill me.
- Get sober he say. After what I done witnessed? Ha.
- Oh, mommy. Look at me now. You proud?
- The reptilians done won. I'm a just drink 'til it's over.
- I can't believe I killed my own momma.
- Alcohol. Created by aliens to control man.
- You all need to wake up. Aliens is among us.
- Yous all sperm banks for aliens. A flock of sheep.
- I'm a beat that mask off your reptilian face.
- That's it, mommy. I'm whooping you back to the grave.
- It's time I stood up to you, reptilians.
- Stop haunting me, mom or I'll kill you again.
- You ain't stealing no more sperm from me, alien.
- I'm a beat my momma's spirit up out of ya.
- You ain't taking me alive, reptilian.
- Mommy, this is for all the years of abuse.
- Don't let the grays escape to they ship.
- Crush those reptilian before they enslave us all.
- Whoop him. Don't let him take yous to the mothership too.
- It's time. The earthly rebellion starts now.
- Don't let them aliens take your sperm.
- No. Yous aliens just want my sperm.
- The ship has descended. I gots to escape.
- I'll get you next time, reptilian.
- That you, mommy? Stop haunting me, please.
- I know what you're after, alien. My sperm.
- Oh no. You won't do alien medical experiments on me.
- I'm not following you. I'm on the alien's trail.
- He up there. Next to my momma's ghost.
- Next to the gray alien up there.
- What? Oh no. The aliens took my sperm.
- Cheesy vaginas.
- You see? Reptilian death ray. Gotta be.
- Oh no. They done killed another truth seeker.
- Aw. Man, you planting a tracking device in my leg.
- Aw. The mark of the Beast. It's my leg.
- Oh no. It's the reptilian mating call.
- You hear them horns? Gray aliens mating.
- Ow, mommy. Did you leave me a clue?
- The aliens are getting bold with they attacks.
- Mommy, is he trying to get my attention?
- Oh, gosh. Well, thank you now.
- Hey. Wow, fella. Thanks.
- Are you taking me to the mothership?
- Please, Mr. Alien. No more sexual experiments.
- You done froze the time on my watch.
- Yous gonna steal my semen, ain't ya?
- Okay, I'll stop telling America the truth about aliens.
- Yous aliens can't stop the modern Paul Revere.
- Stop the messenger but you aliens can't stop the message.
MM TrampBlack BN1
- Hey look, everybody. Life on a fucking superpower.
- Fucking smoking ban. War on Terror. More like a war on fun.
- Yeah. Shoot me, you fucking right-wing psycho.
- So I blow guys for cigarretes. That don't make me gay.
- Am I the only one in this country without a gun?
- Oh shut up. I should of never given you that speed.
- The more we smoke, the more money President ??? has to go bomb people.
- Oh fuck me. You smell like sewage.
- How did I end up hanging out with you?
- Don't you got a home to go to?
- Can't you see I'm urinating here?
- Oh. I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dead pigeon.
- I blame the government.
- Ugh. Whatever, bro. I gotta go vomit.
- Why have I got an erection?
- I can't even remember the last time I washed my hands.
- Billions of dollars on war and we're still eating outta trash cans.
- Yo. They say you shouldn't chill on your own door step, but I don't have a door step.
- Motherfucker.
- Bitch.
- Fucking Republican.
- Yeah. This is what I'm talking about.
- I'm gonna knock you out and then I'm gonna French kiss you.
- I've got a belly full of petrol and I'm ready to dance.
- Those clothes are gonna look real good on me.
- Hell. What a day. I love this shit.
- Give me five dollars, you can do more than hit me.
- Fuck a duck. This is some heavy duty crack, man.
MM TrampBlack BN2
- I ain't hurting nobody.
- Don't never trust no bitch.
- i just get high.
- One hit have you high all day.
- You know this ain't right.
- True.
- I don't talk to police.
- For sure.
- A'ight.
- I just need one more fix.
- Can't find good dope no more.
- Fuck rehab.
- You damn right.
- Got that right.
- That's what I'm talking about.
- I love my pipe. They love me back.
- Police always fucking with me.
- I ain't never snitched.
- Fuck you.
- Ah!
- Mother.
- I been fighting all my life.
- I ain't taking no L.
- No way you gonna punk me.
- I ain't nobody's bitch.
- I'm fucking crazy.
- You sorry motherfucker.
- What the fuck is that?
MM Trucker 1
- Hey, sweetheart. Let me get you a drink.
- Hey. Get off the stage.
- Learn to drive, asshole.
- What's up?
- Hey, great tits. Can I buy you a drink?
- Hey. Get the hell off me, man?
- Yeah. I don't know what you talking about, man. I ain't done nothing.
- Man, I need a feeding. Make it a large.
- Hey, man. Get the fuck outta here.
- Hey. Go home, dickhead.
- Hey.
- Hey, my man. I didn't do nothing.
- No. Don't hit me. I just ate.
- You suck.
- God damn.
- No. No, please.
- Jesus Christ.
- Hey, hey, hey. You want a genuine ??? One careless owner.
- No. Not me.
- You made me spill my soda, you freaking idiot.
- I hate you all.
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Hey. This guy's crazy.
- My man, you can leave me alone. I'm innocent.
- That's the second time this week.
- Aw shit.
- Shit.
- Aw fuck it.
- Shit.
- HEy. Hey. Watch the road.
- Yep.
- Help me. Somebody.
- A nice cold beer for me, please.
- Hey, man. Fuck that. I'm all about the meth.
- Hey. This car wasn't cheap you know.
- I just got back from the body shop.
- Hey, man. Don't do it.
- God damn it.
- He's there. Look.
- Hey. I'll have a Patriot, please.
- Oh. Right over there.
- Hey, man. Don't kill me.
- Hey, hey, hey. Cheap smokes.
- No! Oh. Get off my shit.
- Yes.
- You crazy bastard.
- Aw, shit. Look what you've gone and done.
- Hey. Get the fuck out of my place, dickhead.
- You bastard. You damn bastard.
- Holy shit.
- I'll have a large portion of that, please.
- Ow. Get off me.
- Oh. Jesus.
- Hey. Gimme back my car.
- Hey, hey, hey. My man. You wanna buy a watch?
- I feel sick.
- Nah.
- Please don't shoot.
- I didn't do shit. I swear I didn't do nothing, man.
- That's him. Over there.
- That shit will kill you.
- Hey. Give me a beer.
- Christ.
- Hey. Give me a number forty-two.
- No. Fuck off, man.
- Hey. No way. That's how I got my old lady pregnant.
- A'ight, man. I'll see you.
- Alright, bye.
- No.
- What the-?
- Man, fuck Vinewood. Buy some pirate DVDs here.
- Go get fucked.
- Help. Help me.
- Damn maniac.
- Hey, hey. I got video games. Just two dollars, people.
- You drive worse than my boss.
- Hey. Where'd you learn to drive?
- You might as well just fucking walk.
- Hey. Hurry it up.
- Hey. Get moving.
- Hurry up.
- Hey. You're blocking the road.
- Hey. What are you doing?
- Hey. Move it.
- Hey. Hit the gas, buddy.
- Get a move on.
- Come on. I'm so hungry I'm gonna be sick.
- Move it. I'm gonna miss the start of the film.
- Move your ass.
- Hey.
- Yo. Watch it.
- Hey, yo. Watch where you're going, you dipshit.
- Dickhead.
- Asshole.
- Oof.
- Hey, my man. By any chance, do you know how to get to Bridge Street?
- Hey. What do I look like to you, a thesaurus?
- Dickhead.
- Jesus Christ.
- Holy fuck.
- No.
- Whoa.
- Asshole.
- Excuse me. Coming through.
- Excuse me. Coming through. Excuse me, please.
- Man, take this.
- I'll whoop your ass.
- You want one in the face?
- I'll take you down.
- You're going down.
- You're shit.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, do it.
- Come on. Come on.
- Fight! Fight! Fight!
- Oh yeah, man.
- In the face! Oh, in the face!
- Hey. What's your problem? Quit following me, asshole.
- Hey. Stop following me, you freak.
- Yo. Get the fuck away from me. You some kind of stalker?
- Nah, man. You got it wrong. I ain't following nobody.
- Hey. I left a six pack of Patriot in there.
- Hey. What gives you the damn right to take my car?
- So fuck you, buddy.
- You're a damn piece of shit.
- Hey, yo. You got some fucking balls on you.
- I can't believe you tried to take it, you son of a bitch.
- I oughta punch you.
- Woo. Show us your tits.
- Hey. Great ass.
- Yeah. I love your tits.
- Hey, baby. Baby, come over here.
- Man, you one sexy bitch.
- Nice ass, biatch.
- He's up there. Up there.
- He went up there. See?
- Hey look. Up there. You see him?
- I saw a white light and shit. And angels.
- Jesus holy shit.
- Ah. Shit.
- Holy fuck.
- Yo. You see that?
- Shit.
- Holy shit. You shot my fucking leg.
- Ah. That really fucking hurt.
- Shut up.
- Please stop that fucking horn.
- Hey. Shut up. Driving me mad.
- Dammit. My brand new shoes.
- Whoa. Fuck.
- Holy shit.
- Hey, thanks.
- Hey. Thank you, man.
- Oh, cool one.
- Please. Just let me out.
- Why don't you stop here and let me out?
- Hey, let me out, man. I'll just wear you down.
- I got kids, man. Please let me out.
- Jesus shit. Please.
- Oh, holy shit. This can't be happening.
- Yeah. I read you, dispatch.
- Yes, dispatch. On my way back in.
- I'm en-route. Quit your freaking bitching.
- Yeah. I made the pickup.
- I just made the drop-off. I'm heading back now.
MM Trucker 1 BD1
- And just who the fuck are you?
- Motherfucker's gonna cap me.
- I'll break your face, motherfucker.
- Don't you ever touch me, motherfucker.
- I'm gonna whoop your ass.
- Fuck. Dude's strapped.
- You're fucking with my ride, bitch.
- You're gonna pay for that, motherfucker.
- Take it easy, guy. I don't want any problems.
- You must want me to beat your ass.
- Yo. Who is this fucking clown?
- What's this fool doing?
- Hey, dumbass. You're blocking the road.
- Why you choose now to get stupid on me, huh?
- It's not like I'm hard to see, motherfucker.
- Ever heard of saying sorry, asshole?
- Bitches bounce right off of me.
- Asshole.
- This is gonna hurt.
- No fucking way.
- This is the most exercise I've had in years.
- Shit. I'm tired already.
- I can't remember the last time I broke a sweat.
- I'm gonna need to lay down after this.
- Shit. I'm working up an appetite.
- Who feels stupid now, motherfucker?
- Guess this gangster shit ain't working out for you, buddy.
- Fuck. That's some crazy shit.
MM Trucker 1 BN1
- He got a God-damn gun!
- Stop this guy. He's got a gun.
- Get this crazy motherfucker away from me.
- Hey, motherfucker.
- Push me and I beat your ass.
- Get your hands off me.
- Holy shit.
- Oh my God.
- Whoa, motherfucker.
- I'm a fuck you up.
- I was a boxer in my day so watch out, bitch.
- I can end this in a second.
- You sure you wanna carry on, motherfucker?
- You about to feel some real pain, asshole.
- Come on and hit me, motherfucker.
- Oh shit. What the fuck is this shit?
MO Busker
- Stay cool, huh?
- Hey.
- I just play jazz.
- Yeah. Please.
- There's the guy you're looking for.
- I'm sorry you don't like my music.
- He's over there.
- There he is.
- Yeah.
- I'm just an old jazz guy.
- Gimme a break. Please.
- You're the man. You pathetic square.
- That crazy guy. He's over there.
- You philostine.
- Goodbye.
- Bye.
- You awful square.
- I'm just a busker.
- I was only playing jazz.
- Careful.
- Look out, man.
- Where's your respect for the arts?
- I don't know.
- I'm a musician, not a map.
- You hethen.
- For fuck's sake.
- My saxophone. You prick.
- Me? Follow you? Ha.
- No way.
- Be cool, man. I'm a street guy too.
- Come on, man. I'm too old to run.
- Don't make me run. I'm too old.
- Aw. I ain't running. I'm too old for that.
- He's up there.
- That's him. Up there.
- Police. Some maniacs are shooting at each other.
- Police. There's a maniac firing a gun.
- Thanks.
- Fucking squares.
- Oh, man. That is not cool.
- Not cool.
- My leg!
- My leg! You asshole!
- What the hell?
- What is going on?
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.
- Give me a break. You're worse than my sons.
- Let me go. I'm just a musician.
- Give me a break. I'm just a musician.
MO EastEuro 1
- Hey. It's the old life, huh?
- Russian
- Taxi.
- Hello.
- Russian
- ??? okay.
- Can I get that hot?
- Who are you? What do you want? Leave.
- Boo.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- My dream is to have best smelling cab in all the Liberty City.
- Russian
- I will take you as far as you can afford.
- Ahhhhhh!
- Help me.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Okie dokie, friend. Here we are.
- Russian
- What a country, huh?
- You just hit that person.
- Please. I love you.
- Ahhhhhhh!
- Okay. Where to?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Who will fix this? Huh?
- Absolutely.
- Russian
- You know, my wife would be very angry at me.
- You never have cab smell so good, yes?
- I go psycho on you, bitch.
- Russian
- I spray cab with my wife's perfume.
- Russian
- He's there.
- Russian
- I love a good cigarette.
- Russian
- Russian
- Ugh... okay. Russian
- Please, no. I love America. I'm good citizen.
- Good job, buddy.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Someone, please.
- Okay. I'm in a big hurry.
- It is fresh, yes.
- Excuse me.
- Hey. Russian
- Get away from me.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- No.
- Russian
- Yes, sir. Of course.
- Why you get in my cab with no money, huh?
- Late for a big date, friend?
- Well... then I will take you part of the way.
- You in hurry, huh?
- Hey. Okay. Russian
- Ugh... give me two number two's please.
- Ha ha ha ha ha.
- Russian
- I have vodka.
- Help! I am robbed!
- Liberty City. What a place, huh?
- Russian
- You said it. Yes. You said it.
- Russian
- Mhm.
- Hey. This is my cab.
- Russian
- Russian
- Feed him to the circus bear.
- Hey. Go fuck, alright?
- Russian
- No time to waste, huh?
- Hey. Who are you?
- Russian
- Your American prison doesn't scare me.
- ??? mental patient today. Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Hey you and your daydreaming. Go.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Not now. Not now. Come on.
- Russian
- Excuse me.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- My apologies.
- Whoa.
- I ugh... I... I... I cannot help you, friend.
- Ah!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Animal.
- Are you crazy?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Ugh... my car is robbed.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Uh huh.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Hmm.
- Russian
- Are you crazy?
- Russian
- Russian
- My dearest apologies.
- Russian
- Move your head up. See?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Thank you very much.
- I am good American. Please, let me go.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- This is not a movie.
MO EastEuro 1 BD1
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MO EastEuro 1 BN1
- Help. He's got a gun.
- Gun!
- He's got a gun.
- Watch where you going.
- You are very rude.
- Asshole.
- Maniac!
- You almost kill me.
- Hey.
- Leave me alone, you animal.
- I don't wanna fight.
- Get away from me.
- Oh my God.
MO GRus Hi 1 Full 1
- I once robbed an old woman. God will forgive me.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I have hunger. Feed me with your shit.
- Russian
- Russian
- Hello.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I have my own whores. They have fewer diseases than you.
- Put weapon away before my hand is forced.
- I don't know what you want but you should leave.
- I am too old to put up fight. You win.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- This is not a safe place for you to be. Go now.
- Russian
- As a man, you must forgive me. Let me live.
- I have learned many tricks in my day. You do not want to push me.
- No.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Get rid of that thing. It's not going to impress nobody.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Come on. This America. Give me food quick.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Ha ha. I'm too old for this.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Get out of here, boy. I will not like to get physically violent with you.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- My whores are only for Russians. Get lost.
- You're asking a man who's bored with these chemicals.
- Get me some more of your shit American food. I have hunger.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- MY whores would be jealous if I were to fuck with you.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Farewell.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Yes.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Do not make stupid mistake. Put weapon away.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Damn American.
- I thought one could not buy licenses in this country.
- Get out of the throughway.
- Move yourself.
- Traffic flows more efficient under Communism.
- I have many young girls to be attending to. Move your car.
- Move your stupid American motor vehicles.
- Russian
- Excuse me.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I am older but strong.
- I am an old man but I shall fight.
- Age has taught me many things. Beware.
- If it was a fight we must have, I do intend on losing.
- The last person I punched was an eighteen year old whore.
- ???
- This is a joke, no? Ha ha ha ha ha.
- Russian
- Russian
- You were fucking with the wrong people.
- You realize to screw with me was mistake.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Be cool. You must chill down.
- Step away from this situation, comrade.
- You will cease your shitface behavior, okay?
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- I no speak English. I can't understand.
- What you say? I no speak this American language.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Hello there, pretty lady.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Of course.
- Russian
- Russian
- Ah!
- Ah!
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- ??? no more of this honking.
- Cease your incessant honk honk honk.
- Russian
- Russian
- Take cover, stupid man.
- Get in cover.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Thank you with much kindness.
- Russian
- Cease this vehicle, sir. We will part company.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
MO GRus Hi 1 Gang 1
MO GRus Hi 1 Mini 1
- Cover me now.
- I need my medication.
- Please. Get me a doctor.
- It would be wise for you to leave.
- Hey. Why do you do this?
- Look what you fucking done.
- Give me cover.
- To leave would be smart.
- You fucking idiot.
- Careful. I have a heart condition.
- Move, you piece of shit.
- Get outta the way.
- Fucking move now.
- You're making me angry.
- You drive crazy.
- Where are you going?
- You are only making it worse.
- Don't be stupid.
- I am not that old.
- I'm going to damage you.
- You'll respect me after this.
- I'll teach you what pain is.
- Show some fucking respect.
- You don't want trouble with me.
- You making a big mistake.
- Be smart and fear me.
- What are you fucking doing?
- I'll watch his every fucking move.s
- I'll look at every fucking step he makes.
- I'm watching you.
- You make me do this.
- It belongs to me.
- This is the end of you.
- You little shit.
- You deserve this.
MO Hasid 1
- You should learn to cook.
- Cabby.
- ???
- ???
- You're a big man going after me.
- Give me that.
- Get out of this household.
- It's time for a different career path.
- Hello.
- Look at the brave policeman.
- ???
- Get back to washing dishes.
- ???
- ???
- Ah!
- Get away.
- ???
- That was a human being.
- Use your eyes, man.
- This again? Why am I still not upstate?
- ???
- ???
- You're a desperate man.
- ???
- ???
- Yes, please.
- Why am I not upstate already?
- ???
- No.
- ???
- I saw that miscreant over there.
- You can't just run people over.
- The man you want is over there.
- Of course. Now go get cleaned up.
- What are you doing?
- This is the place.
- Yes.
- ???
- You are trespassing. Get out.
- ???
- We need to leave.
- Bring me that.
- I've got this taxi.
- Why do I live in the city again?
- Here. Use this for a good meal.
- ???
- ???
- Take a powder.
- Thank you. No.
- Stop him. Stop him.
- It's come to intimidating normal people?
- Hey. There's a line for a reason.
- Number one, you talking box.
- Get away from me with your filth.
- ???
- Someone help me.
- Hello. I finally found a payphone.
- Goodbye.
- No, thank you.
- No. It's mine.
- ???
- You think you're a special person?
- Are you blind?
- I should live long enough to bury you.
- I bet sorrow is all your mother ever sees in you.
- You have salt in your eyes or something?
- Move it, you damn slowpoke.
- Hey, ??? How about today?
- Move it.
- Come on. Move it.
- I don't want this engine overheating.
- You people are slower than humanly possible.
- Has the whole world gone into slow motion?
- I'm hating this city so much these days.
- There's no liberty in this city's traffic.
- Use your eyes next time.
- That was uncalled for.
- Control your animal impulses.
- You don't know where you're going.
- Three times today I've been bumped.
- Use a map. I don't know.
- Careful!
- Cretin.
- ???
- ???
- Lunatic!
- Excuse me.
- Mmm. Excuse.
- You people are disusting.
- Animals. Vermin.
- You can work this out peacefully.
- Vile, disgusting excuse for humanity.
- You people make me sick to my stomach.
- I'll run all the way upstate if I have to.
- You have no place in human society.
- I see you there. Go away.
- You think I'm blind? Get away, scum.
- You're the animal tracking me? Go.
- I don't follow any earthly person.
- A piece of urban scum stole my conveyance.
- ??? I'm late.
- I've been looking at real estate upstate.
- I'm sure we can hire a bus to drive us in.
- I'm worried about the children getting the wrong message.
- There's too many animals in Liberty City today.
- That scum will subvert the children.
- I got you.
- Yes.
- Mmmm.
- I see.
- Uh huh.
- Correct.
- Of course.
- He's up there like a monkey.
- I saw him climbing up their elike a spider.
- Police. I need to report shooting.
- Police. There's shooting going on.
- Police. I hear shots.
- This I can't believe.
- I owe you my life.
- Ah. Dammit.
- This I can't believe.
- What is this world we live in?
- ???
- I've been shot in the leg.
- What is this ??? I stepped in?
- Now what?
- Again with the nonsense?
- Thank you.
- ???
- Thank you very much.
- You people have ruined this city.
- I just want to live a good life.
- Why bother getting up in the morning?
- ???
- ???
- ???
- ???
MO Hasid 1 BD1
- Get off of me.
- My son. Don't do something stupid.
- Okay. Okay. It's just a dent. No problem.
- You're not an animal. You're a man. A man!
- See what you did, you animal?
- No!
- Stop this barbarism.
- ???
- Put it down.
- Why do you do this? I'm a human being.
- What's with this traffic?s
- Okay. I wait.
- Perfect time to breathe.
- I need to slow down a bit.
- Respect me. I'm a human being.
- Where was your mother during your upbringing?
- Hey!
- Wah!
- No!
- Watch out!
- No need for violence.
- What's with the anger? Calm down.s
- Treat me like a human being.
- Stop it.
- That was immature and thoughtless.
- What did I do to you, huh?
- What did I tell you, huh?
- Get outta my car.
- It's the end of the world.
MO Hasid 1 BN1
- Running at my age? ???
- Don't shoot. I'm going already.
- Come on, old legs. Run!
- What, are you bumping me now?
- Alright already with the bumping.
- Stop with the nudging, okay?
- Oy vey.
- What?
- Look out!
- Okay, already. Stop with the crap.
- You think I ain't seen this before?
- What's with the ???, ya putz?
- Watch out there, schmuck. Warning.
- First the sharting, then the fighting...
- Oh. Very clever. Look at me, I'm a clutz.
- ???
MO Hotel Fot
- Please to meet you.
- Whatever you say, officer.
- Hey. Get outta my place.
- Hello.
- I can't die. Not yet.
- Kill a scumbag, not me.
- Get lost, okay?
- Why don't they lock these scumbags up?
- Uh huh.
- That's just typical.
- Help me, someone.
- Look. The asshole is there.
- There. He's there.
- Anyone gonna help me here?
- Please, do not.
- Yes.
- You are not welcome here.
- Idiots. God damn idiots.
- That guy's insane.
- Nah nah.
- Why me?
- Hey, man. No problem.
- That guy. The asshole. He's there.
- Give me something real heavy.
- Go to Hell.
- Absolutely not, you loser junkie.
- See ya.
- Someone. Anyone. Please.
- Bye.
- Nah.
- Screw you.
- Oh my God. A killer.
- Hey, stupid.
- Can some idiot move that idiot?
- When will the world get outta my damn way?
- Hey. Let's all park in the damn street, eh?
- This is designed to move, you idiots.
- Move this crap. I need to go.
- Oh. Excuse me too.
- Watch it, stupid.
- What? No apology?
- Damn these kids.
- Idiot.
- What?
- Ask someone else, okay?
- Watch it, asshole.
- I'm walking here.
- In off the sidewalk.
- Hey, idiot.
- Hey. Watch it there.
- Move it.
- I use to be great at this.
- I'm gonna learn you a lesson.
- Idiot. Stupid asshole.
- Get off me.
- Shit.
- Asshole.
- I gotta get to work fast.
- This is your own personal route?
- I see him. Up there.
- Look. Up there.
- Look. It's raining assholes.
- Hey. Thanks. You're okay, you know?
- Dammit.
- Jeez. This city's going downhill.
- This is all damn bad.
- Aw. Jeez. My leg.
- Oh. My leg.
- Scum on the street. Now this.
- Whoa.
- Many thanks.
- Thank you.
- This is not your damn car.
- This is not yours, okay?
- I don't wanna die.
- Hey. Mister. You make a terrible mistake.
- Hey. I'm ready and waiting.
- What? You got something for me?
- Hey. I'm on a break here.
- That ain't my job and you know it.
- What now? Sheesh.
MO Janitor
- Do I have cook magnet on this thing?
- Uh... let me get ... uh... um... uh... that.
- Hey, man. Get the fuck out.
- Hey.
- Oh. No. Not again.
- Why always me?
- You're not conning my kids off, man.
- Why does this lemon always get best up?
- Get off of that.
- Oh no. Not again.
- How many times does this have to happen?
- Shit. I can't afford any more repairs.
- Call the boss and tell him I'll be late.
- My car.
- Throw your shit on the working man, why don't you.
- I'm blowing this joint.
- Why do I even bother with a job?
- Oh no. Not again. I just paid off.
- Si. Fantastico.
- What? Do I have a "hit me" bumper sticker or something?
- You trash passing. This is private property.
- Aw. Work is for chumps.
- No. No.
- Aw. Forget it.
- Get away from me. I got a family to support.
- Can you punch in for me on your way?
- Hey. Cool it. I'm on your side.
- Oh shit.
- Let me get a number six... uh no, a number twelve, please.
- Why don't you just fuck off?
- No, thanks. I can't.
- No. Not again.
- Fuck off.
- Some of us needs to get to work.
- Don't make me come over there.
- What are you doing?
- Get outta the way.
- I have to get to work.
- Some of us work for a living.
- I gotta punch in.
- If I'm late again I'll be canned.
- Oh, excuse me.
- Watch it.
- Careful.
- I have no idea where that is. Sorry.
- I don't know. Sorry.
- Shit.
- Dammit.
- Crazy man.
- Psycho.
- Lunatic.
- Killer!
- You think I'll be easy? Think again.
- Get a job.
- Wanna pick on a working man, huh?
- Think a working man is just a chump? Wrong.
- This people are crazy.
- There is too much of this shit.
- I don't need to see this.
- What a lunatic.
- Follow? I got a job to be at.
- Whoa.
- Yeah, baby.
- I know quality when I see it.
- Oh, shit, man.
- Damn it. I was in a better place.
- Son of a bitch.
- Holy shit, man.
- Damn.
- Oh no. These are my work shoes.
- Oh shit, man.
- Damn. That's loud.
- Muchas gracias.
- Please drop me off at work.
- You think it's cool to rob a ??? man?
- Please don't kill me.
- I'm a ??? man. Please.
MO Janitor 1 BD1
- Help me, somebody!
- Cono. You are an idiot.
- Ah! Ah!
- That was your fault.
- Watch out. He's got a gun.
- Hey. Get away from there.
- Spanish Are you blind?
- No no no. Please don't shoot.
- Hey, man. Watch it. Watch it.
- Let's go.
- Come on. Spanish
- Get a move on.
- Spanish Move.
- Spanish Let's get going.
- Hey.
- Spanish Watch yourself.
- Oye.
- Pinchy cabrone.
- Pendejo.
- Moron.
- What are you doing, man?
- Tranquilo. Tranquilo.
- What's your problem?
- What the-? Ah!
MO Janitor BN1
- Maniac on the loose.
- Arrest this guy, man.
- All Hell just broke loose.
- Why always me?
- Hey. Watch it there.
- Next time, man.
- Hey man.
- Keep on the road.
- Whoa.
- Cops. Cops. Get the cops.
- A stroll down here, man.
- Many crimes happening here, man.
- Jesus Mary. Holy shit.
MO PEastEuro 2
- Here. You can get out here.
- Be more funny.
- Taxi.
- Russian
- Take it. Just don't hurt me.
- I'll do whatever you want.
- I'll have one of those, please.
- Get out of my home.
- Get off the stage.
- Go away.
- You got the wrong guy.
- Please. I don't want any trouble.
- You are awful.
- This is just part time work for me, you know. This isn't career for me.
- Fuck.
- I can get you part of the way there.
- Don't hurt me.
- Run away!
- Help! Help! He's got a gun.
- Are you kidding me?
- You drive like maniac.
- Here you go, my friend.
- Oh no, my cab.
- I didn't see your face. Just take it.
- Even in Russia, I enjoyed American cigarettes.
- Please, take it. It's yours.
- Holy shit, man.
- That's mine, you American savage.
- Where to, my man?
- Don't kill me.
- I just got this out of the shop.
- I'm out of here, you maniac.
- Come back here!
- Russian
- Russian
- That was very hurtful.
- Get away from me, you filthy prostitute.
- I can't wait for my shift to be up.
- You have destroyed my car.
- Sorry, buddy. You should take the first cab.
- Don't shoot me.
- Holy shit. I gotta go.
- Do you know we have to pee in bottles? It's ridiculous.
- I hope you rot in Hell.
- That's him. He's over there.
- I can't believe you just hit someone.
- Cigarettes are becoming way too expensive.
- He's over there.
- Whatever you want, buddy.
- Here you go. Take care.
- Leave it alone!
- Thank you. Take it easy.
- Yes.
- You just hit my car.
- What the fuck are you doing? Get out.
- Help me. Somebody help me.
- Let's go. Move it.
- I'll have a number seven, please.
- What are you doing? This is my cab.
- Why would you say such a thing?
- I am not heartless. Here you go.
- Help! This savage is out of control.
- He's got a gun.
- Russian
- Help. This guy's an animal.
- Oh God. No.
- Russian
- This savage has a gun!
- This is all big misunderstanding.
- I don't do this for free, my man.
- Put on your seatbelt.
- I can't take you all the way. This isn't charity.
- No problem, my man.
- No problem. I will get you there, buddy.
- Hey. There is line here, buddy.
- Let me have a number eight.
- Right. You're right.
- Fuck off.
- No. I don't want your drugs.
- Goodbye.
- Somebody help me. I've been mugged.
- Cigarettes are much cheaper in Russia.
- I do not require companionship this evening.
- I think you are right.
- Farewell.
- No, thank you.
- Russian
- Get lost. I was here first.
- Oh shit.
- Get back in line.
- Go sit on horsecock.
- This is as far as I can go, my friend.
- Did you see that?
- I want to speak to a lawyer, pig.
- You smell like a pig.
- I'm innocent. I'm innocent.
- Move it.
- Get out of the way.
- Get out of the road.
- Move, you imbecile.
- This happens everytime I'm late.
- Get out of the way.
- Move it.
- Get that piece of shit moving.
- You're blocking traffic.
- Watch it.
- Learn how to walk.
- Get out of my way.
- Asshole.
- Idiot.
- I don't speak English.
- Hey!
- American savage.
- Stupid American.
- Watch out.
- Mudak.
- Excuse me.
- Russian
- I must break you.
- You will lose.
- You don't stand a chance.
- Is that all you got?
- You hit like a bitch.
- Please don't hurt me.
- I won't fight you.
- No. Please don't hurt me.
- Leave me alone.
- Help me! Someone please help me.
- It is merely a coincidence.
- Hello, police. Some savage just stole my car.
- I'm getting very bored of this country.
- Everyone makes jokes about buying blue jeans.
- They make jokes everytime I buy loaf of bread. It's ridiculous.
- The vodka is no good here.
- I liked it better in Russia.
- Hello.
- I have to go. Goodbye.
- Uh huh.
- Russian
- Russian
- Russian
- Mhm.
- Russian
- Give me everything you've got.
- Give me that. Now.
- Hand it over. Now.
- He's up there.
- He went up there.
- Boy oh boy. I am so sorry.
- I'm sorry. I didn't see you.
- Are you okay? I'm so sorry.
- Thank you. I thought I was going to die.
- Shit.
- Oh no.
- My leg.
- Help me. My leg.
- Disgusting.
- What the hell?
- Holy shit.
- Thank you.
- Russian
- Shit. Shit. Shit.
- This is really bad.
- Pull over. Please, pull over.
- Let me go. Let me go!
- Let me out!
MO PEastEuro 2 BD1
- But I didn't do anything.
- Ah. My leg.
- Get off me.
- Ah. My neck.
- No. Don't shoot.
- What are you doing?
- It hurts. Please help.
- Wait. You have a wrong man.
- Ah. My heart. My heart.
- I am a patient man. I am a patient man.
- I'm gonna run you over. I will.
- Look for God's sake. Look.
- Let's go.
- Ah. I'm sick of patience. I hate patience.
- Hey. Tough guy. Enough, huh?
- No manners. None at all.
- Ah. This immigrants.
- Ah!
- No!
- Animal.
- Get the hell away from me.
- Beat up an old man, huh?
- I call the police on you.
- Terrorist. Ah!
MO PEastEuro 2 BN1
- Crazy man has gun.
- Watch out, everyone.
- Hit the decks.
- You rude American.
- What is problem?
- Watch out.
- Ah!
- Asshole.
- Die.
- Oh man. Screw this.
- This worse than ???
- American crazies.
- Oh my Goodness.
MO PHarBron 1
- Your show does not elevate.
- That's a savage action.
- Do you all have something vegetarian?
- Get outta my castle.
- Your show lacks knowledge.
- Peace.
- Your show's garbage.
- That crash was not peace.
- Don't take the black man's car.
- Don't shoot the old man, G.
- The savage is outta control.
- That crash is now cipher.
- You got it, brother.
- Build, man. Don't destroy.
- You got a Devil mentality.
- Jive motherfucker.
- You non driving pawn.
- Why can't ya act civilized?
- Put on some clothes, girl.
- Don't send me to the essence.
- Fucking savage.
- You destructive devil.
- Yes.
- You dogged my car's physical.
- Step off my square, G.
- Respect the old head, G.
- Oh, shit. He's got the ???
- Theiving devil.
- This devil gonna shoot somebody.
- I'm a righteous black man.
- Let me order number seven. No pork, please.
- I don't defy my temple that way.
- Help. They've taken my cream.
- Get gone, you sexual savage.
- It's the old head calling.
- Nah, man.
- You moving out a turn, devil.
- Get a move on, pawn.
- Is you deaf, dumb and blind?
- It's your move. Come on, G.
- Now it's the traffic.
- You've got us all in check, huh?
- Your driving is now cipher.
- Show some jive and drive.
- Stimulate the traffic, G.
- You're blocking my move, G.
- Step out my square, G.
- Keep it peace, brother.
- Knowledge my square, G.
- I need proper direction.
- Can't help you, G.
- Savage.
- You devil.
- That ain't civilized.
- The wise know to retreat.
- No phyical justice for me.
- I'm too righteous to fight.
- Fighting is now cipher.
- I'm not copying your move, G.
- Get civilized, you bum.
- Wake up. You're mentally dead.
- You need knowledge, not money.
- Looking fine, my queen.
- Every cake needs a cream, baby.
- You wanna be my Earth, baby?
- I made 400 off that chest cane, G.
- Girl, I'm retired. Only work I do is in bed with you.
- See, each one gotta teach one. That's if we're gonna elevate.
- When I first got knowledge of self it changed my life.
- Girl, I'm the maker, the owner, the father of civilization.
- Peace. What's today's math?
- Stay righteous, G.
- Righteous.
- I can dig it.
- I knowledge that.
- Right on.
- That's peace.
- Cool. Cool.
- Word is bond.
- Word.
- His physical form is reborn.
- Son of a gun.
- Dog gon it.
- Wow. Return to the essence.
- A physical form destroyed.
- I stepped in the wrong square.
- That's a move I ain't see coming.
- You see that, G?
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- I'm being hold in check.
- I'm not your pawn to capture.
- Free me, you savage.
- You kidnapping devil you.
- Nothing gangster about kidnapping an old man.
- Watch the black knight, G.
- Watch out. Black knight on the move.
MO PHarBron 1 BD1
- Oh my God. Help me.
- Son of a bitch.
- Holy mackerel.
- God dammit.
- Somebody call for help. This guy's gonna kill us all.
- Get outta here.
- Aw God. Not again.
- Are you insane?
- Hey. What do you want?
- Hurry up.
- Move it.
- Hey. Move your ass.
- Hey. Can you move outta the way?
- Come on, people. I ain't got all day.
- Didn't see you there.
- What am I, invisible?
- Don't push me outta the way, man. Have a little respect.
- Damn you.
- Son of a bitch.
- God dammit.
- Why don't you leave me alone?
- Get away from me.
- I ain't gonna fight you.
- What in the name of-?
MO PHarBron 1 BN1
- I'm against violence, man.
- This just ain't right.
- Let me slide, please.
- Love is the best motivation.
- Drugs cripple the community.
- Define yourself as a person.
- My God.
- Holy smoke.
- Holy shit.
- Get away from me.
- Think about what you're doing.
- Stop this nonsense.
- What in the hell?
MO PJersey 1
- Hey. What is this shit?
- Hey. Taxi.
- How are ya?
- Hi there.
- Asshole.
- Fight terrorists. Not old men.
- I got a coupon for half off a number three.
- I'll shoot your kneecaps off.
- Come on. This stinks.
- Hey.
- I look foreign to you?
- I'll kill your ass.
- I've slept through better shit.
- Probably a foreigner.
- Help!
- Terrorist.
- I'll be praying for you.
- Jesus.
- Oh. This is just great.
- Stop it. Help him.
- Hey. You gotta stop.
- I'm being rammed.
- Sure.
- You high or something?
- This city is insane.
- You do this to a retiree?
- I will tear you a new asshole.
- Tough to see a fellow American down.
- This guy's a terrorist.
- Come back you...
- Who's the fucking asshole? Huh?
- Yeah.
- Fine then, asshole.
- ??? please.
- I'm a vet, shithead.
- It's a highjacking.
- Asshole.
- That way. Get him.
- Look, we don't do that in America.
- Give me a scotch. Neat.
- They're over there.
- He's gonna kill someone.
- This guy's psycho.
- Don't buy drugs with this.
- Someone wants a problem?
- Nice job.
- Yeah.
- You hit me, asshole.
- Get the fuck outta here.
- Get back to your own country.
- You terrorists all drive cabs? Get going.
- I hope you're not a trainee. Number two, please.
- Hey. You blind? My cab.
- You got a real chip on your shoulder.
- I'm retired but I can help.
- Holy shit. He's got a gun.
- I'm calling the NSA.
- Foreign piece of asshole shit.
- Nah.
- Call the FBI.
- I fought for your freedom, asshole.
- Call the NSA.
- I'll have a whiskey and a Piswasser.
- Oh my God.
- That asshole's line jumping.
- A number eight. And don't skimp on the sauce.
- Go suck a terrorist cock.
- That shit finances terrorism.
- Later.
- Nah.
- Help! I've been mugged.
- Please, no.
- Hey. Let me talk to Arty.
- See you later.
- Nah.
- It's my cab.
- You terrorist piece of shit.
- Damn foreigners. There a line.
- Bye bye.
- Liberal pussy.
- Oh my God.
- What... what are you doing?
- You retarded?
- Try walking, jerkoff.
- I will run your ass over.
- Hey. We walk in this country.
- This is what happens with open borders.
- Probably an illegal immigrant.
- Move, stupid.
- Hey. Today asshole.
- Let's go. Come on.
- We walk on the right in America.
- Foreign prick.
- Try saying sorry.
- Learn to walk.
- This is America, stupid.
- Probably a terrorist.
- Buy a map, shithead. I'm busy.
- Watch it.
- I got your plate.
- Hey, shithead.
- Ow.
- Foreign asshole.
- Old man coming through.
- Make way, please.
- I killed a man in 'Nam.
- Come on, sissy.
- Hit an old man? Come on.
- I'll knock your face off.
- Chew their ass up, baby!
- Police. A terrorist took my car.
- Hey. Nice tits, sweet tits.
- Hey. Come here. Come sit on my stuble, honey.
- Hey, come here. Can I shoot a load on those tits?
- Nice guns, honey.
- You gonna burn the house down.
- Look, I'm retired. Don't bother me.
- Yeah. They're probably a terrorist.
- I saw it on Weasel News.
- Only conservatives love America.
- Let's see some blood.
- Alright. Whoop ass.
- Kill that foreign ??
- Rip their tits off.
- Screw this. I just retired.
- I ain't gonna die.
- You're a psycho.
- Run.
- Help.
- I don't follow freaks. Freak.
- I'm on my way. Stop nagging me.
- Fine. Whatever. I'm going to the bar.
- Uh huh.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Really?
- Wow.
- You don't say?
- Mmm.
- Sure.
- Hurry, hurry, hurry. Up there.
- They're up there, man.
- Holy shit.
- What the high, holy hell?
- My God. You saved me.
- Son of a whore.
- I knew it. Terrorism.
- Call the terrorist police.
- Just like in 'Nam. Shit.
- Ah. My leg's been shot.
- Dirty foreigners. Filthy.
- Holy shit.
- What the high, holy hell?
- Hey, thanks.
- Thank you very much.
- Much appreciated.
- Your kind is shit.
- Help me!
- Holy shit.
- Hey. I'm a vet.
- You gonna torture me?
MO PJersey 1 BD1
- That's not a joystick, you schmuck.
- Who's the blind fuck?
- My baby.
- You desensitized fuck.
- Help! Psycho!
- My fucking car, asshole.
- A gun is so much easier than a job, right?
- Get a job, you punk.
- Am I the only one who has to be anywhere?
- Thinking about something important, Einstein?
- What is this, the Swami meditating up there?
- Some of us have to work.
- Take your time. Don't worry about us working people.
- Excuse me.
- Excuse.
- Pardon me.
- Hey.
- Come on.
- Asshole.
- Punks today think fighting solves everything.
- Desensitized cretin.
- Go play a video game, sicko.
- Whoa. What's going on?
MO PJersey 1 BN1
- Don't fucking shoot me.
- I don't have any money.
- Gun! He's got a fucking gun.
- You ain't got no fucking manners, you know that?
- People today are so fucking rude.
- What a fucking jerk.
- Ha! You fucking jerkoff kids.
- Hey. You got some balls.
- You could fucking kill someone like that.
- Stop it. You're gonna give me a fucking heart attack.
- Aw come on. Do I look like I wanna fight?
- Leave me alone, will ya?
- Holy fucking shit.
MO Street 1
- You wanna make an old man happy and let me buy you a drink?
- You're garbage.
- Taxi.
- What the fuck's going on?
- Hey. You got the wrong guy. I ain't done shit.
- Just one of those, please.
- Get the fuck outta here, son.
- My shit's are better at this than you.
- Hey there.
- You gotta be fucking kidding me.
- You're fucking shit. Ha ha.
- Fuck it. You fucking idiot.
- What the fuck are you doing, man?
- Shit. Don't put that fucking thing at me.
- Fucking gun. It's a fucking gun.
- Are you fucking blind, buddy?
- Fuck. Slow down. I think you just hit somebody.
- Okay, okay. Take it. I'm insured anyway.
- You're making a God-awful fucking mess out there, son.
- Get the fuck outta here.
- What is this fucking shit?
- I ain't putting up with this shit any longer.
- Fuck you.
- Watch where you're going, you moron.
- I ain't in no mood for this today, okay?
- You crazy fucking psychopath.
- Fucker.
- Slow down there, son.
- Give me a beer.
- Yeah. Why not? Here you go.
- Hey. Hey, fuck off, you punk.
- Good work, son.
- Yep.
- Open your eyes next time, you prick.
- Don't fuck with me in my own house, boy.
- Step on it.
- Give me one of those things, please.
- Don't you fuck with me. This is my taxi.
- Leave me alone, okay?
- Take this and look after yourself.
- Fuck. You crazy.
- Yeah? Well, fuck you.
- This ain't my fucking day.
- Officer, but I haven't done nothing.
- I'll have a bourben. Neat.
- Yeah, ugh... give me a number three.
- Fuck off.
- You fucking parasite. I oughta kick your fucking teeth in.
- Help me, somebody. I've just been fucking mugged.
- Hi, buddy. It's me.
- No.
- Fuck you. I ain't taking your shit.
- Fuck me.
- Fuck you.
- You just fucking hit somebody, you fuck.
- Come on. Get a fucking move on already.
- Get outta the fucking way.
- Move you stupid fuck.
- What's the fucking hold up over there? You fucking sick or something?
- It's fine. It's okay!
- Fuck this. Move your fucking ass.
- Will you fucking move it, you asshead?
- If you don't move, I swear...
- Are you fucking sleeping or something?
- You watch it, son.
- Fuck. Steady there, son.
- Show your elders some damn respect.
- Hey there, I'm looking for Haven Street.
- Sorry. I don't know it.
- Die, you fuck!
- Fuck you.
- Watch out.
- Ahhh. Bring it on.
- You fucking pussy.
- Eat my shit, you fuck.
- This is better than any amount of fucking therapy.
- Do 'em. Fucking do 'em.
- Kick his fucking teeth in.
- Yes! In the fucking face.
- I'm getting outta here.
- I must be getting too old for this shit.
- Leave me alone. I give up.
- I'm too old for this sort of thing anymore.
- Fuck you. I ain't following shit.
- Get a fucking job.
- Fuck you. I ain't giving you shit.
- You fucking stink. You know that?
- Police. I just had my fucking car fucking stolen.
- Show me your tits, darling.
- Oh, baby. You're killing me over here.
- Come and sit on my knee, cherry blossom.
- Did you catch the last quarter?
- They need a new wide reciever. I been saying it for months.
- Their playbook just sucks. What can ya do?
- I couldn't believe it. In the last fucking minute.
- It was the fourth down. What did he expect?
- Joe, it's me.
- See ya at the bar.
- Damn straight.
- You got that right.
- Fucking A.
- I know, I know.
- Yep.
- Definitely.
- Ah, that's a given.
- I agree.
- There's gunshots going off down here.
- Police. I swear it's like God damned Iraq down here.
- Did you see that shit?
- I thought I was fucked there.
- Fuck it.
- Holy fucking shit.
- Oh my fucking God.
- Did you see that shit?
- Ah. Fucking fuck.
- I don't believe this shit.
- Hell in a hand basket.
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Whoa. Wah. Slow down, man. Let me get the fuck outta here.
- You... you crazy son of a bitch.
- Who the fuck are you? Stop the car, man.
- You mad fucking bastard.
- God, you crazy motherfucker!
MO Street 1 BD1
- Don't shoot me!
- What have you done?
- Ah! Leave me be!
- My car.
- Save me.
- Stop. What are you doing?
- Get away from my car.
- Help! This man has gone mad!
- Get off me. Get off me.
- Hurry yourselves.
- You must hurry, please.
- You must get outta the road.
- Hurry please.
- Come along everybody.
- You should not do that to me.
- Where are your manners?
- Have you no respect for your elders?
- Foul dog!
- Evil pig.
- Maniac.
- You must leave me alone.
- I've done you no wrong.
- Get away from me.
- ???
MO Street 1 BN1
- Don't shoot please.
- I'm a man of hard labor. Please no.
- ??? This man has a gun.
- Please ???
- You must be careful.
- Damn you.
- Watch out!
- Ah!
- Watch it, you ??? donkey.
- Please stay back. ???
- Go to Hell, stupid donkey.
- Stay away, you dog's ass.
- Fucking donkey.
MO Suited
- Please, let's discuss this.
- What happened?
- I'll call the police. Let me be.
- Oh dear.
- He has a gun.
- Excuse me. Excuse me, please.
- My car.
- I knew I shouldn't have come here.
- I say, what do you think you're doing?
- Oh dear. This delay is unfortunate.
- Excuse me.
- Please move on. I don't want to use my horn.
- Could we get this moving please?
- What seems to be the obstruction?
- Excuse me.
- Please be more careful.
- Some people should learn to pay attention.
- Please stop.
- Oh no!
- Watch out!
- Oh dear me.
- Please don't.
- This is unacceptable behavior.
- Oh my!
MO Suited BD1
MO Suited BN1
- Call for help before I have a heart attack!
- Ah! He's after me!
- Get this maniac away from me!
- What? Careful.
- Be more careful, young man.
- You can't just knock into me like that. I could get a serious injury.
- Road hog!
- Crackpot!
- Lunatic!
- Don't hit me!
- Get off me!
- I don't want to fight you.
- Oh dear God.
MY AirWorker
- You suck, man. This is killing me.
- Hey. How you doing?
- Ow ow. ???
- Yo. Yo. You screw with me, you screw with the union.
- Give me something good in the biggest size you got.
- You ain't supposed to fucking be here.
- Hello. Hello.
- Get off.
- Fucking reckless.
- Hey. Hey. Come on, buddy.
- It's a gun.
- Yo. You wanna buy a camera? It's already got some great pictures of Vice City on it.
- No way.
- If you'da kept to the speed limit.
- Geez Louise.
- Yo. Yo. Hey. Do you have to?
- The fun started in the mornings.
- Yo. We got road rules for a reason.
- Yes siree.
- Why dammit?
- Get outta here.
- That was a union car.
- He's here.
- I got him.
- I don't wanna die.
- Hey. I got some almost new luggage for you.
- No you don't.
- Hit me with it.
- Oh, it's all fun and games til someone gets hurt.
- This ain't somewhere where you can be.
- Aw, man.
- Aw, shit.
- Good luck, buddy.
- You want some cheap duty free?
- No.
- Not for me.
- The union's gonna protect me.
- I see him.
- I don't want nothing fancy. Just food.
- Fuck off.
- Not me. I'm staying clean.
- Later on.
- Somebody. I'm being robbed here.
- Catch you round.
- No.
- Oh geez.
- Yo. You want a bag? It's already packed for a holiday.
- Up your ass.
- This ain't worth it.
- I can lift any kind of luggage you want.
- Jaywalker.
- Hey. Cross at the lights.
- Selfish is what you are.
- Let's get the traffic moving.
- Everybody stick to your lanes.
- One person fucked this up for everyone.
- Sorry.
- Watch where you're going.
- You're in my path.
- You ain't walking right.
- I was here before you was.
- Head up, sucka. Eyes in front.
- I can't even tell an ass from a tit sometime. I don't have a clue.
- Jeez!
- No way!
- Whoa.
- Ah!
- Hey move it.
- I'm walking here.
- This old fox trot.
- We gonna duke this one out?
- Nothing below the belt, right?
- I'm outta here.
- See yous around.
- Fuck that. I know when to run.
- Fuck that. There ain't no shame in running.
- Yo. It's all in your head.
- Oh shit. They better not be starting without me.
- He's up there.
- Look up.
- Hello? Up there.
- Aw, shit.
- Crap.
- Holy shit.
- Jesus.
- Ow. My fucking leg.
- You shot me in the leg!
- Aw fuck. I've to wipe this somewhere.
- I was seeing stars.
- Whoa!
- Thanks.
- Nice.
- Yo. Come on, bud. Be reasonable.
- I didn't buy a ticket for this ride.
- Where's the next stop?
- What the fuck? You taking me to dinner and a movie?
MY Airworker 1 BD1
- Don't shoot. I'll do anything.
- This should get me a month off work.
- Are you crazy?
- This is gonna cost you a lot of money.
- Help! He got a gun!
- Hey, asshole. Get away from there.
- One whiplash clean coming up.
- No! He's gonna kill me!
- Get off me, asshole.
- What is the moron doing?
- Hey. Wake the fuck up.
- How are you not dead already?
- Are you some kind of idiot?
- A road block? You've gotta be kidding me.
- Bite me, moron.
- I'm big but I'm not that big.
- What the fuck?
- Shit!
- Fuck!
- Hey!
- Stay away from me.
- I'm a lot faster than I look, you know.
- You're not even worth it.
- Holy shit. I didn't see that coming.
MY Airworker 1 BN1
- Call the police!
- I'm gonna shit myself!
- Call the Feds!
- You itching for a fight?
- What's up your ass?
- Don't screw with the union.
- That ain't safe.
- I drive better.
- You asshole.
- Hey. I'm a union guy.
- Gimme a break.
- You're a junkie.
- I gotta blog this shit.
MY Barman 1
- Is it just me or is this shit?
- Hey there.
- I'm not causing any trouble.
- Get the hell outta here.
- Who wants to see my dick? It's gotta be better than this.
- What's up?
- You ain't nothing but mouth.
- Someone throw something.
- Get down. He's gonna shoot.
- Police. He's trying to kill me.
- What's your poison?
- How can I be of service?
- Yeah, yeah.
- Man, I can't win for losing.
- Fill your boots.
- Served with a smile.
- Watch out. He's got a gun.
- Choose your weapon.
- There's the motherfucker.
- That's the guy!
- Yeah.
- Get the fuck out.
- You know it don't pay to hate.
- This'll take the edge off.
- He's gonna kill us all!
- No.
- Help! Somebody put this lunatic down.
- Yo, chill, chill, alright?
- There he is.
- What can I get you?
- The biggest number five you can manage.
- Let me guess: uh... pina colada?
- Fuck off.
- No. Not since that bad trip in '89, man.
- This'll sort you out.
- Peace out, man.
- Get that down you.
- Help! I've been molested!
- You look like you could use a drink.
- See ya.
- No.
- Satisfaction guaranteed.
- Fuck you.
- Watch out, man.
- Hey.
- So much anger.
- Watch it, big guy.
- You're lucky I'm passive aggressive.
- Sorry. Can't help you.
- Fuck.
- Son of a bitch.
- Shit.
- Watch out.
- Ah!
- Excuse me.
- I'm coming up your rear.
- You need to tighten up your game.
- There's so many ways I could fuck you up.
- I hope you like hospital food, motherfucker.
- Come on. Put some muscle in your hustle.
- I'm not gonna take this shit.
- I'll be ready for you next time.
- He's crazy.
- Racist.
- You need help, man.
- Lay off the coffee, freak.
- I don't care if she's sixty-five. As long as she doesn't expect me to go down on her...
- She needs some arm candy. It's win-win, man.
- How much are we talking?
- Tell her I'm gentle. Loving with a penis like a baby's arm.
- Beggars can't be choosers, man. At this point I'd marry a goat.
- Hey. What's up?
- I feel good about this. Call me as soon as you have news.
- Uh huh.
- Uh huh.
- Mhm.
- Yeah.
- Sure.
- Great.
- Sounds good.
- He's up there.
- Up there.
- Thank you, doctor.
- Shit.
- They're not gonna pin this on me.
- I thought this stuff only happened on TV.
- Ah. That asshole shot my leg.
- Ah, shit.
- Shit.
- Fuck me.
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
- Thank you very much.
- Come on, man. Just stop.
- Is this a citizen's arrest?
- You've got the wrong guy.
- Come on.
MY Barman 2
MY Barrier Cop 1
- Could you look any more like a terrorist?
- Shit. We got a live one.
- Nothing for you to see here, buddy. Move it along.
- You must be fucked in the head, son.
- What part of this barricade don't you understand?
- I don't think so, asshole.
- Hablo English. Surroundo, motherfucker.
- Are you outta your fucking mind?
- Oh, it's on now, bitch.
- You do know I'm allowed to shoot you, right?
- This ain't a democracy, boy. Back off.
- Don't make me give you a taste of the stick.
- Not on my watch.
- Somebody wants a cavity search.
- Don't make me go all second amendment on your ass.
- Illegal coming through.
- I'm taking you down, dumbass.
- Looks like we've got ourselves a smartass.
- Shit. This doesn't look good.
- What the fuck?
MY Barrier Cop 2
- Best find yourself a detour, shit-for-brains.
- Let's fry this cocksucker.
- Like I'm gonna let you through?
- We're under attack!
- Don't be starting no trouble. I'm warning you.
- Why do I get all the psychos?
- Don't test me. Back your shit up, bitch.
- This is charcoal-eight. I repeat, charcoal-eight.
- It's a fucking Jihad.
- The best way to protect freedom: take it away.
- Well, check out this swatty-face motherfucker.
- Another fucking tourist. Go home, asshole.
- We got ourselves a freedom hater.
- See. This is why we're a superpower, buddy.
- This route's closed, buddy. Mayor's orders.
- Shit! It's a God damn terrorist!
- Don't even think about it, asshole.
- It's closed buddy. Blame the Jingoism Act.
- I'm not trained for this!
- Are you fucking kidding me?
MY Barrier Cop 3
- Congratulations. You win moron of the day.
- Call the president! It's a Taliban!
- You wanna be going the other way, son.
- You're dumber than a bag of shit, son.
- Closed, buddy. Too many foreigners around.
- Fuck me running.
- So we got ourselves a troublemaker.
- This asshole's about to get shot.
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- It's closed. Read the news, asshole.
- And just where do you think you're going?
- This shit's closed.
- I told you this was a shitty barricade.
- Come to see your tax dollars in action, huh?
- I'm not in the mood for any bullshit today.
- You think you can fuck with America, boy?
- Tell me this isn't happening!
- What? You think this barricade's just for show?
- It's a democracy breach!
- I'm gonna lose my stripes over this.
MY Barrier Cop 4
- Hey, asshole. Leave this area now.
- You are now a terrorist.
- Haven't you heard Weazel News? This area is closed.
- This guy wants to die.
- You look like a terrorist. Turn around.
- Holy shit. Terror alert.
- Please. Leave this area now.
- Watch out. He's coming through.
- Call dispatch. He's coming through.
- This closed due to the War on Terror.
- Turn around now. This is not a freedom zone.
- This is a secure area. No crossing.
- Lock and load. We've got a terrorist.
- Observe the barricade, citizen.
- This area is closed, shithead.
- Illegal crosser. Fire.
- Call the choppers. They're coming through.
- No crossings allowed.
- He's gonna cross.
- Terrorist!
MY Barrier Cop 5
- Are you slow or stupid? Mind the barricade.
- A foreign attack!
- Closed for safety reasons. Turn around.
- He ain't stopping.
- This is a warning. Clear this area.
- Ah, he's gonna die.
- Step away from the barricade, jackass.
- You're in deep shit now.
- Kill him! Hurry!
- Where you going, shit-for-brains.
- You slow? This area's closed.
- Damn, another idiot. Turn around now.
- Aim for the face!
- This area closed due to the Jingoism Act.
- Sorry. Closed due to a terrorist threat.
- I've been waiting for this day.
- I'm bagging this shitbird.
- This dummy wants to push his luck.
- Shoot him in the head!
- Kill that terrorist!
MY BoHo 1
- Come on. Stop sucking.
- Taxi!
- Hey, homesickle.
- Dude, what's wrong with you?!
- You can't intimidate me.
- I'll have a number three if there's no trans fat.
- Hey. What are you doing?
- Boo.
- What's cracking, man?
- Help me!
- There's better shit on the internet.
- Oh. My MP3 player.
- Dude, what are you doing?!
- Run!
- Help me, somebody.
- Who's the asshole?
- Hey.
- Hey. Is this a TV show?
- Go over to somewhere else, asshole.
- Oh no.
- Come on, man, I'm straight!
- You broke my GPS.
- You're a psycho, man. I'm outta here.
- Shitwit.
- Oh. What now?
- Cool.
- Who shit in your cereal?
- Holy shit.
- I can track you.
- Over there.
- This is not cool.
- Hurry. Over there.
- You don't wanna do this.
- Hey. What the hell?
- Great driving.
- Yeah. Groovy.
- Halfwit.
- Dude. Wrong house.
- You can't do this.
- Stop jerking off and let's go.
- Number six, please.
- Don't even think about it, asshole.
- What happened? Mommy didn't love you?
- He's fucking got a gun.
- Your mom's a whore!
- No.
- Don't kill me, dude.
- Go ahead. Hit me. I got a camera phone.
- May I have the combo thing, please?
- Eat puss, fuckwad.
- Please. I only smoke the dank.
- Bye.
- Help me, somebody.
- Hey. Can I get an ounce, please?
- Bye.
- No.
- My taxi. Understand?
- Oh Christ, don't kill me!
- Bye-bye.
- Suck a dick.
- God no!
- What are you doing?
- Hey, noob.
- You're slower than my PC.
- Move at the speed of business.
- Get bipedal now.
- Guess I shoulda skateboarded.
- Use a GPS, stupid.
- Come on. I'm dying back here.
- Move.
- Somebody grow a brain.
- Oh. Just learn to walk?
- Asshole.
- What the hell?
- Watch it.
- Cool it.
- Try apologizing.
- Buy a GPS, stupid.
- Douchedrinker.
- Watch it.
- Cocksucker.
- Shit.
- I'll sue you.
- Pardon me.
- Excuse me.
- I use to know karate.
- Oh, you want some shit?
- Come out. Come on.
- That's it. Let's go.
- Yeah right!
- Please, I'm an artist!
- This ain't worth it!
- Screw this shit.
- You need help.
- Yeah right, creepy freak.
- Is this 911? Help!
- She doesn't have hepatitus.
- I love her tits.
- So what if they're small?
- Man, I ate so much X last weekend.
- I met her on Crap-list. Total hell.
- Broken condom?
- Dominique. Hey. How are ya, darling?
- Okay. See ya after the pitch meeting, babe.
- Yeah.
- Sure.
- Sure.
- Ugh.
- Uh huh.
- Yeah.
- Nah.
- Yeah?
- Up there!
- Above you!
- Oh my sweet Jesus.
- This is insane.
- You're my hero.
- Fuck butter.
- Oh my sweet Jesus.
- This is insane.
- Holy shit, my leg!
- What the hell? You shot my leg!
- Oh, man. These are designer.
- Fucking terrorism.
- Holy shit. This is worse than World War II.
- Thank you.
- Totally appreciated.
- That's great. Thanks.
- Where are you taking me?
- Oh, this is some shit right here.
- What do you want?
- Where are we going?
- Please don't, man. I have money.
MY BoHo 1 BD1
- This fucker's got a gun!
- Oh shit. I'm gonna be in so much trouble.
- Please don't hut me. Please.
- Dude. My mom is gonna kill me.
- Ah! I don't wanna die!
- Oh fucking hell, that's my ride.
- Come on. Watch it. It's my mom's
- He's trying to kill me.
- Oh. What are you gonna do to me?
- Let's go already. Geez.
- I'm sick of waiting.
- This traffic is killing me.
- Get moving. I got a hot date.
- I can't believe all this traffic.
- Watch the clothes, shitface.
- Show some respect, bro.s
- Careful, bro. I'm walking here.
- Fucker.
- Shitface.
- Asswipe.
- I'm not a brawler.
- Fuck this. I don't fight.
- I can't handle a fight.
- Holy fucking shit. Look at that.
MY BoHo 1 BN1
- Help! He's got a gun!
- Don't kill me.
- Don't shoot!
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me.
- I'm sorry.
- Whoa!
- Hey!
- Slow down!
- Get away from me.
- You're scaring me.
- Leave me alone.
- What the f-?
MY BoHoGuy 1
MY BoHoGuy 1 BD1
- Holy shit. Don't shoot.
- My ride.
- I'm famous. I'm famous.
- The porn mobile.
- I've got nothing to give you.
- Holy shit. The porn mobile.
- Holy samolians.
- Don't kill me. Please.
- Come on. Don't you know who I am?
- Come on. I can't be late to another editing session.
- Move it already.
- What are ya doing?
- I got film equipment to return.
- Hurry up. The camera rental place is closing soon.
- Excuse me.
- Sorry.
- Excuse me.
- Come on.
- Fuck.
- Asshole.
- No way.
- I've got my whole future ahead of me.
- You'll be sorry when I'm famous.
- Sweet mother of mercy.
MY BoHoGuy 1 BN1
- I ain't do anything.
- Violence solves nothing!
- What did I do?
- Get a load of Mr. Tough Guy here.
- Come on, man.
- Geez. Negative energy.
- Holy crap.
- Don't kill me.
- No!
- Fuck off.
- Eat me, cockface.
- Oh yeah. You're so tough, huh?
- Holy shit. Where's my camera?
MY Bouncer 1
- This fucking sucks.
- Hola.
- Fuck off.
- Blah blah blah. Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
- No way you're getting in.
- Give me two of those and hurry it up.
- Get the fuck outta here.
- Hey. What's happening?
- Hey. I'd rather listen to cats fuck.
- Ah! What the fuck?
- You know who the fuck I am?
- You pick which bone I'm gonna break. Come on.
- Someone gotta bleed for this.
- I can't let you in. You look like a homeless mime.
- You got a fucking deathwish?
- Get off me.
- I'll hunt you down and fuck your skull.
- Ah. This car's my woman.
- Yup.
- Lose twenty pounds and that clown wig and you're on.
- Get back here.
- Right there, numbskull.
- Never fuck with a warrior's ride.
- That dirty immigrant's over there.
- Back off, devilwhore.
- Hells yeah.
- You're gonna rue the fucking day, maggot.
- I'm telling you to leave nicely.
- I will find you, scumpuppet.
- What? No way.
- Oh. You're real tough with that badge, huh?
- Watch it, whorebag.
- Get on your fucking knees and beg I don't kill you.
- Why don't you go home and read your dictionary.
- Look. Right there. Get him.
- What the fuck?
- This place is classy and you look assy.
- Hey. I want a number seven.
- This bike is my old lady, asshole.
- We got a strict no-fuckwad policy.
- Fuck your mother, maggot.
- I oughta call the cops right now. You burnt out smackhead.
- Get lost.
- Get the fuck outta here.
- Later.
- Hell no.
- You stinking maggot.
- Get the fuck outta my face.
- Get off the road, grandma.
- Fucking woman driver.
- Ha ha ha ha. What a dumb fuck.
- Move it, retard.
- Move it or I'm kicking your ass.
- I'm two seconds away from kill time, fuckface.
- Anger. Coming on like a demon!
- Thor, give me patience.
- This is fucked. Fucked!
- Where's your walking stick, blind boy.
- Hey. Watch it.
- Welcome to Liberty, maggot.
- Hey.
- Look where you're going.
- You got a problem?
- You're asking the wrong guy.
- Hey.
- Shit.
- Hellspawn.
- Crap monkey.
- Move!
- Let's tussle, pipsqueek.
- Grah.
- I'll squeeze your fucking face in.
- I'll crush your fucking ears.
- Smash. Fucking smash.
- Let's play, motherfucker.
- Make that weasel bleed.
- Warriors locked in combat. I love it.
- I got ten on the little guy.
- Oh yeah. I love the smell of war.
- You don't wanna be trailing me, bitch.
- I don't know what you're doing. But fuck off.
- Me? I'm getting some fresh air, maggot.
- Fuck this. What now?
- Hey. What the fuck you think you're doing?
- Don't pull that shit on me.
- Put that away. You hear me?
- Yeah. That's right, motherfucker.
- I'm like a bloodstained boomerang.
- That's my car, bitch.
- Think you can steal Ole Bessy from me?
- Hey, fucker. Remember me?
- Time's up.
- Come here.
- Listen. You were giving me signals, baby.
- Yeah. We were both on mushrooms. So?
- Hey. You wanted to do it. I didn't force nothing.
- What? No, you ain't calling nobody. You listen to me.
- Listen, I can bag any chick I want, sweet tits.
- Hey. What's going on, baby?
- Yeah. Later, toots.
- Uh huh.
- Wait.
- Huh?
- You're kidding me.
- No.
- Ugh...
- Nah, listen.
- Listen to me.
- Oh, shit!
- Whoa!
- There.
- Look up. He's right there.
- Above us, asswipe.
- Thanks a lot, asshole.
- Aw. Shitcock.
- Holy mother.
- What the hell?
- Aw, fuck.
- Shit. My fucking leg.
- You want me to shove that horn up your ass? Fuckface.
- Stop that racket. Now.
- You got beeping a little horn, pussy? Huh?
- Aw, fuck.
- You gotta be fucking kidding me.
- Yeah, thanks.
- Yeah. Great. Thanks. Whatever.
- Big mistake, maggot.
- You cocky son of a bitch.
- I'm no one's hostage. Get me?
- I ride bitch for no man.
- I can't hear shit on this thing.
- Speak up, toots.
- Put your mouth up to it and speak.
- Say it again.
- What's that?
- Hey. I'm fucking driving here.
- Watch the bike. It's expensive.
MY Bowl 1 BN1
- Cool. Ha ha.
- Ah. I see a bowler before me. Go ahead. Choose a lane.
- No drunkery in Memory Lanes. No.
- You quit? Now?
- Who gave me this broken ball? Huh?
- We don't want you in here. You hear me?
- You'll never be able to live with yourself.
- You want to bowl? Choose a lane.
- Please. We do not want you here.
- My friend, we do not like the monkey business.
- Yeah. Ha ha.
- Goodbye, my friend.
- Hello, my friend. Welcome to Memory Lanes. We have a lane open just for you.
- Look at that. Look. Ha ha.
- Please tell me what you are doing.
- What was that? What was that?
- How will you live with yourself?
- Ah. No.
- Yes. Ha ha ha.
- Welcome to Memory Lanes. We have a lane open for you.
- Enough. Sit down or bowl.
- Thanks and have a nice day.
- You see that? Huh? You see that? Yes.
- Please. This is a good place for good people.
- Hello and welcome to Memory Lanes. Please choose a lane.
- I win! Ha ha ha.
- It's not worth it, man.
- You are as good as me.
- Stop acting like a fool.
- I can't believe my eyes.
- Come again, my friend.
- Someone put me out of my misery.
- You will come to Memory Lanes again, yes?
- Curse this ball. I curse you.
- No! What happened?
- Worship me, bowlers. Your God is here.
- I am the winner.
- Goodbye, fellow bowler.
- Ha. You are a bowler among bowlers.
- I am good. Yes?
- We are equals, yes?
- This cannot be. I do not lose. I will not lose.
- Not bad. Yes?
- You trying to hustle me?
- Ah. You do not want to lose, eh?
- Excuse me.
- My fault.
- Oops. Sorry.
- Hey.
- Watch it.
- Slow down!
- You're lucky bowling league is tomorrow night.
- Forget it. I need these fingers to bowl tomorrow.
- What are you doing?
- Wah!
MY Bowl 1 BN2
- Cool, man. Cool.
- Hello. This is Memory Lanes, the best bowling in Liberty City. Please choose a lane.
- We cannot have this foolery in Memory Lanes.
- Why do you quit?
- In the gutter. Same place I found my wife.
- My friend. My friend. Wait, wait. You can't come in here.
- I just want to go bowling.
- You like to bowl, yes? You have come to the right place. Choose a lane.
- This is a peaceful establishment, you understand?
- Sir, could you please not act like an animal?
- Boom! Yes!
- Hey. Goodbye.
- Memory Lanes welcomes you. Our balls are big. Please choose a lane.
- I am the strike king!
- Come on now. Act your age.
- What? No way.
- Please don't shoot me.
- Wait. No. Do-over.
- Woo!
- Welcome to Memory Lanes, my friend. We have a lane available for you right now.
- Stop that. You are not a child, you are a man.
- Okay. Next time you do better, okay?
- Ha ha. I'm the best.
- Sir, we don't want any trouble in Memory Lanes.
- You have come to Memory Lanes. Choose a lane and make good memories.
- Ha ha. I won, yes? I am the winner.
- Run! There's a man with a gun!
- We are tied, yes?
- We are civilized bowlers here, my friend.
- I kneel before you, majesty.
- Until next time, fellow bowler.
- Aw. Too many things on my mind.
- Our balls will be here when you return.
- My wife is in my head. I can't get her out.
- I play this game horribly.
- No one can beat me. No one.
- I cannot stop winning.
- Be safe out there. This is a crazy city.
- You are good. Very good.
- I am good, yes?
- It is a draw.
- Ah well. Back to my wife. Wonderful.
- Not bad, yes?
- Mister Big Man and his big balls.
- You cannot walk away. Not now.
- I am so sorry.
- Please. You should be more careful.
- Is walking so hard for you?
- Please avoid me!
- Do not hit me!
- Slow down!
- Please, no.
- I come to this country for peace.
- I am not a violent man.
- My wife will never believe this.
MY Bowl 2 BN1
- Yes.
- Ah. What's wrong with me?
- Ah. I'm not into fighting.
- Yeah!
- I am hot today.
- Ah, man.
- Don't hurt the fat man.
- Ah, no.
- All the way, baby.
- Please don't hurt me.
- Pretty good.
- I knew I could make that.
- They hate bowlers or something?
- I'm working out here.
- Don't mess with me.
- Hey!
- Crazy asshole!
- You're insane!
- Hey. I'm a bowler.
- My hands are important to me.
- This is bullshit.
- Holy shit.
MY Bowl 2 BN2
- Now you're talking.
- Why me?
- He's got a gun!
- Strike!
- Woo-hoo!
- Not again.
- No. Hold on.
- Ah. Just my luck.
- Looking good.
- Hey. Don't do it.
- It's about time.
- Nice.
- Hey. Watch it.
- Hey, man. What are you doing?
- Come on. That's not cool.
- Whoa.
- Holy shit.
- Hold it.
- That's not fair.
- Does anybody see this?
- Hey.
- No. This isn't real. This isn't real!
MY Bronx 1
- You sure, son? Right here? Cool.
- Yo. My artist is hotter than that whack ass shit.
- Taxi!
- My dude. What's good?
- This ain't over, motherfucker.
- I'm getting legal cash. Yo, stop hating.
- A number one. Ya heard?
- Oh, you high? Get the fuck out my spot.
- Ya'll some bums, a'ight? You gonna regret this shit, my man.
- You whack, son.
- Yo. What's hood, yo?
- Y'all hating cause I'm getting legal money.
- Yo. Get the fuck off me, son.
- That shit is garbage. My artist is hotter than that.
- One day you'll be like my cab drivers in some rapper's video.
- Come on, son. Not my car.
- We tearing it down tonight, kid.
- Alright, son. We'll ride 'til you run out of cash.
- You know who you fucking with, man?
- You got it twisted, son. Real talk.
- Let's make a deal, yo. Hot shit, man. Holla at me.
- Oh, hell no. Not the car, yo.
- Pop your brakes, son. You wiling.
- Here you go, my man. This is the spot.
- My cab, man. I should fuck you up.
- This music game got me stressed.
- Damn, son. You beasting right now.
- Hey, man. You fucking crazy?
- A'ight. Where to, my dude?
- Homie. You don't wanna do this, man.
- Damn, son. You hit my whip.
- Fuck this.
- Oh it's beef now, pussy.
- Hey yo, my car, son. What the fuck?
- Yeah, my dude.
- Hey yo. ??? on the rocks, my dude. Hook me up.
- I use to hustle mad drugs in Bohan. Now I'm doing music.
- My dude! What you did to my car?
- A'ight, son. You got the drop on me.
- This cab shit is tough, but it's legal.
- I'm coming to see you.
- Dude is right over there laying low. Look at him.
- Yo. You about to catch a case, man. What's wrong with you?
- Hey yo. ??? cola on the rocks.
- I smoked more with this music shit than I ever did when I was hustling.
- Homie's over there ducking the heat. Look at him.
- Damn, son. Make up your mind.
- I'm trying to do legit things, ma. You should be supporting me.
- I'm out here fundraising. Let's make a deal, son.
- Yo. This ain't your block. Fall back, son.
- I like that.
- Hell yeah.
- My dude. I just caught this whip.
- You trying to get ??? Get out, son.
- Yo. Don't come to Bohan.
- A'ight. Let's keep it moving, my dude.
- Add some more ketchup packets, dude.
- I need that car, homie. Come on. Give it up. Get out.
- Back the fuck up, man. This is my shit.
- I might buy out the whole bar tonight.
- I'm not fucking with you. I'm about to violate parole.
- Son. I put the street life behind me years ago.
- This ain't over, bitch.
- Get that hot shit, son. Come get it.
- Shit. I'm out, son. I got priors.
- Don't come to the South Bohan, you pussy.
- Nah, homie.
- You got the wrong dude, homie.
- Fuck you and your badge, pussy.
- Yeah. We in the building, son. Ya heard?
- Nah, son. You ain't got enough cash.
- Aye yo. My bike, son. What the fuck?
- Pedal to the metal. That's what's up
- Son is over there.
- Let me hold that car, son.
- Cardiac yack straight up. No chaser, ya heard?
- My man, I'll take you as far as your pockets can go.
- I'm a Bohan hustler, motherfucker.
- You want speed, my man? Let's go.
- Oh hell no. Not my bike, son.
- Say no more, son. We out.
- Don't ever run up in my crib. You heard?
- A number one. Ya heard?
- I was in the studio, ma. I told you that.
- My dude. I just copped this bike.
- Oh no doubt, son.
- Word? Well fuck you, pussy.
- True huslters don't get high. Feel me?
- Give it up. Come on.
- A'ight. I'm back on my grind. Holla.
- Damn, son. You hit my fucking bike.
- I'm managing artist now. They got me lighting up more than ever.
- Calling from the block. Make it quick.
- Oh that shit is bananas.
- Stay hustling, yo. I'm out.
- No thanks, my dude.
- That's real, my dude. That is real.
- You'd rather I'd be on the block, ma?
- Fall back, bitch. I seen this cab first, ya heard?
- Yo, money. What the fuck you doing?
- Ma, I'm on my music grind. Ain't no other hoes.
- Got them bargains popping. Holla.
- My dude, I need that car.
- My artist is gonna blow up the spot tonight.
- Suck my dick, ya heard?
- This is What's Hood right here. Come cop it.
- I'm too large for a whack ass spot like this.
- Here you go, son.
- You driving mad homicidal, man.
- You wiling behind the wheel, yo.
- Step your driving game up, homie.
- Yo. You need your license revoked.
- Why you hating on my grind, snitch?
- How you gonna rat me out, dude?
- Stool pigeon motherfucker. Damn.
- Yo. I wanna speak to a fucking lawyer.
- What, you mad 'cause I'm styling, you snitch?
- Son, is you retarded or something?
- Stop staring like a fan, son. Let's fucking go, man. Hurry it up.
- My dude, get outta the fucking street, man. You tired of living or something?
- Keep it moving, man. Come on. Hurry up.
- Come on. I'm late for my fucking meeting, dude.
- What's the hold up? Keep it moving, man.
- You ran out of gas or what, son? Damn.
- I'm late for sound check, yo. Come on.
- Yo. Why you playing me all close, man? You five-O or something? What's up?
- No autographs, homie, a'ight? No autographs.
- I don't take demos off the street, son.
- Oh, you trying to spit a high sixteen for me.
- Yo. I'm not looking for new artist right now, alright?
- Fall back, son. You all up on me, man. What's up?
- Nah, my dude. I can't help you, man.
- Yo. Fall back, son.
- Drive slow, my dude.
- You beasting, son.
- Yo, son is crazy.
- Watch it, man. Chill.
- Chill, my dude.
- On my grind, son. Excuse me.
- Hustler coming through.
- Dropping you, son. South Bohan style.
- I'm a dick, son. I knock out pussies.
- 'Bout to bust your shit Bohan style.
- My hands skills is mad lethal, son.
- I got that Bohan one hitter quitter.
- A fair one, son. Old school style.
- I need to get that shit on DVD for real.
- Yo. Tag that motherfucker, son.
- Someone get a video camera, man.
- Man, I'm a put this on my next DVD, for real, son.
- Keeping it old school with this fair one. Yeah, yeah, I like that.
- I said no autographs now step the fuck off.
- Step the fuck off, son.
- You five-O or something? Stop sweating me, son.
- You high or something? You paranoid, son? What's up?
- This is a Bohan hustler's car, bitch.
- Told you it wasn't over, motherfucker.
- Yeah, son. Knew I'd find my car.
- I warned you, pussy. Now what?
- Told you I'd see you, motherfucker.
- Let me hold that ride, son.
- My dude, I need this ride.
- Need that ride, homie. Give it up.
- This is Bohan hustler property, motherfucker.
- Remember me, bitch? Give me my shit.
- Yeah. I knew I'd find my ride, you pussy.
- I'm doing big things. Get at me while I'm hot.
- Yo, ma. You looking ripe.
- Come get with a real baller. Ya heard me, mommy?
- I'm not trying to sign away publishing. Fuck that.
- Son, we got three deals on the table right now.
- We sellout these first 10,000 DVDs, the label will come to us for real.
- I'm giving product directly to the bootleggers, you heard?
- I'm still sitting on cash from the hustling days. I'm spending rap music money now.
- This is your boy from Bohan. What's popping?
- Alright, man. I'm out. One, son.
- Yeah, son.
- Real talk for real.
- Word.
- No doubt, my dude.
- Hell yeah.
- Yeah.
- Oh that's me for real.
- Hell yeah, my dude.
- This is a donation to my record label, son.
- This ain't industry, son. I'm in the streets.
- Studio time costs.
- Homie's up top.
- My dude is up top laying low.
- Son is up top.
- Damn, son. You like a magician and shit.
- Oh shit.
- I thought that was my peoples at first.
- Fuck him.
- Alright. You got it. Let me live, son.
- Wait. We hustlers. Let's work it out.
- My dude, chill with that fucking horn.
- Stop honking that whack ass horn, son.
- Shut the fuck up with that horn, son.
- Damn, son. I love these kicks too, man.
- Oh shit, son. That's straight out of a movie.
- Damn, son. That's some wild shit.
- Good looking out, homie.
- Thanks, my dude.
- Man, you kidnapped the wrong dude, my dude.
- Son, you kidnapping a real street cat. I'm telling you.
- I got nothing to do with your dispute, son.
- Jack who you want, son. Just let me go.
- Yo. I'm a made dude in the hood, ya heard?
- How many units? Real talk, man? Damn.
- Tell him he's gotta commit to the ???
- Yo, why is your inventory fingers off, my dude?
- Tell son he'll be in the studio tonight.
- Son, is your girl doing the guest vocals or not?
- Watch the bike, motherfucker.
- Oh hell no.
MY Bronx 1 BD1
- Oh. You trying to get a rep, dickface?
- You got it, son. 'Til next time.
- My dude. You about to make me spaz.
- Now we got a problem, son.
- Don't make the hook lie to me.
- Get away from my ride.
- Homie, I had the right of way.
- I ain't ready to die, homie. Real talk.
- This ain't over, motherfucker.
- Damn, son. Why ya play a game?
- Dang you all. Anyone take Driver's Ed?
- Damn, son. You all bullshitting out here.
- Come on, yo. I got stacks I'm waiting to meet.
- Son, don't test me. Real talk.
- Homie, you don't want no problem.
- Son, stop playing. No bullshit.
- Yo chill.
- Chill the fuck down.
- Man, what the fuck?
- See. you brought the hood outta me.
- Been a long time since I shot the vibe.
- I use to live for knocking dudes out.
- Told you I wasn't bullshitting.
- Told you this wasn't over.
- Damn. Thought I done seen it all.
MY Bronx 1 BN1
- Yo. Someone call 911.
- Don't shoot, B. Please. Please.
- Yo. Run. He's got a hammer.
- What's up? You want something?
- I'm not no dealer.
- Open your fucking eyes.
- Fucking crazy.
- Fucking psycho.
- Yo. Get that tag.
- Knuckle up, motherfucker.
- I'm a ??? that face up.
- Let's scrap.
- Wanna start some shit?
- Throw down.
- This ain't no game, B.
- Oh damn.
MY Business 1
- Say something funny.
- Cabby!
- Watch the suit. It's Perseus.
- You can't do that. Look how I'm dressed for Pete's sake.
- Let me get that without any ice, please.
- I'll have you know this is private property.
- Hi.
- You can't do this to me.
- Oh my goodness. Please.
- How am I going to explain this to accounts payable?
- This is a company car.
- ???
- This will be perfect.
- This is coming out of my expense account. I know it.
- Wait. You need to stop.
- It's lucky global warming hit at the same time the smoking ban took effect.
- Oh my gosh.
- What do you think you're doing?
- Yo. Homes.
- I'm going to report you to the authorities.
- Honky!
- Aw, shit. The company car.
- Not tonight, honey. I've got to work tomorrow.
- Killer on the rampage!
- Cracker.
- This is hit and run. That's illegal.
- I actually do smoke less now that the smoking ban is in effect.
- Now I'm sure this can all be dealt with.
- Sure. I can help you out.
- Hey. That's a company car.
- Thanks for the ride.
- Yes, please.
- Goodbye, expense account.
- Hey. I'm calling the police.
- Let's get going.
- That looks good. I'll have that, please.
- Excuse me. That's my cab. Excuse me.
- Here. Take this and get some help.
- Look out, he's crazy!
- Jerk.
- Everyone, run! He's packing!
- Hey. Do I look like your typical perp?
- Number five, please. No ice in the drink.
- There you go. Never using your head.
- You got that right.
- Why don't you just buzz off, huh?
- Of course not. I'm not a burden to society like you.
- Who knew that there was a whole social scene waiting for us outside?
- Come on, baby. Give me a break.
- Hi. I hate payphones.
- Word.
- No, thank you.
- Yeah. I totally concur.
- We both just have to be reasonable here.
- Excuse me. I clearly had that cab hailed before you stepped in.
- This is an outrage.
- Come on. You're being irrational.
- Buzz off, okay?
- What an outstanding find.
- You hit that person.
- Come on now. You see what you're causing?
- Can't you do whatever you're doing someplace else?
- Really, this just isn't right.
- Can't you get that thing off the road?
- Call a tow truck already.
- Move that heep.
- Hey, you up there. Time for a trade-in.
- Sorry.
- Excuse me.
- Pardon.
- I'll mention that at the next board meeting.
- That's some useful info there.
- My people could really do something with that.
- If you know what's good for you, you want to get away from Ron Oil.
- Between you and me, Terroil has a bright future ahead of it.
- The company has switched to Alpha-Male now. LSD is for the birds.
- Can you tell me that fastest way to the subway, please?
- Sorry, but I have no idea where that is.
- Damn.
- Yikes.
- Whoa.
- Just what the doctor ordered.
- Ah. Now I'm ready for action.
- That's a mighty good cup of john.
- I'm gonna cut you.
- You picked the wrong puppet.
- I was on the wrestling team in college.
- Time for a bit of old-fashioned donnybrook.
- Going down.
- It's ass-kicking time.
- What a show.
- Great stuff.
- Better than the ostrich fights.
- I know you're following me. So beat it before I alert the authorities.
- Okay. You can stop following me now. I know you're there.
- What? I am a respectable corporate employee.
- Police. I'd like to report a carjacking.
- My goodness, you're gorgeous.
- You look like my blow-up doll.
- You're the reason I work so hard, baby.
- She did what?
- You're a bullshit artist, my friend.
- Is that even possible for a woman?
- Women can actually do that?
- You, my man, are the king of kings.
- Harry, dog.
- Wait. I think I see you. Hey, gotta go. Bye.
- Awe yeah.
- That's right.
- You know it, my friend.
- Yes sir.
- Totally.
- You bet.
- Absolutely.
- Fuck yeah, dude.
- You... you saved my life.
- Motherfucker.
- Son of a bitch.
- Oh my goodness.
- Fuck.
- I could use this in the loft.
- My loft needs some new stuff.
- It's illegal to honk like that.
- Read the signs. Excessive honking is against the law.
- Oh, no. My wingtips.
- Did you hear that?
- What in the name of milk crate was that?
- Thanks. I appreciate that.
- Mucho thanko.
- Yo, homes. There's no need for this.
- Come on, man. I'm down with you.
- What's your beef?
- Can't we come to some kind of understanding here?
- If you just stop and get out, I won't alert the authorities.
- Look where you're going.
- Careful, you.
MY Business 1 BD1
- What the hell are you doing?
- You just got a weapons charge.
- You hit a lawyer's car, dumbass.
- You ???, you asshole.
- Now that's gonna be a lawsuit.
- I'm friends with the DA.
- Hey. Theft is theft, sir.
- Great. Another lawsuit. Thanks.
- The DA is gonna hear about this.
- I know the District Attorney, you bastard.
- Hey. I'm trying to get to the gym here.
- I've got business to attend to. Hurry it up.
- I'm trying to get to the office. Move it.
- Move that crap out of my way.
- Hey. Watch the body, pal.
- Will you watch where you're going?
- Hey. Look where the hell you're going.
- Do you know who you're bumping?
- You're nuts.
- Hey. Reckless.
- I'll sue!
- Hey. You'll tire out before I do, pal.
- I'm gonna kick your ass.
- Legally, this is self defense.
- Your endurance is for shit.
- I'm gonna rear end your face, pal.
- How dare you assault me.
- Street justice. Not so bad after all.
- No one makes me late for a meeting.
- Oh my gosh.
MY Business 1 BN1
- This guy's packing. Get outta here.
- Aw. Fuck.
- He's got a fucking piece. Run.
- Don't fucking push me.
- Don't push me around.
- Easy, buddy.
- Fucking bastard.
- Loser.
- Bitch!
- I can bench 300 pounds, you know.
- Okay. Just don't hit me in the face or the nuts.
- Get ready for the pain.
- Watch out. I got totally ape shit in fights.
- You don't wanna get me angry.
- I'm gonna fucking own you.
- Oh shit.
MY Business 2
MY Business 2 BD1
- Not worth it.
- Shit. Don't shoot me!
- This city sucks.
- Oh. Yeah. Sorry.
- Hey!
- Loser.
- Watch out.
- Yeah. Sorry.
- Excuse me.
- Pardon me.
- Whoa.
- Walking away slowly.
- I got the message. Gotta go now.
- What the fuck?
MY Business 2 BN1
- I didn't fuck her.
- This is a company car.
- My car is fucked.
- You can't shoot me.
- Hey. What are you high on?
- You asshole.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Oh my God. What did I do?
- I'm having ADD issues.
- Hey. You're blocking everyone.
- Let's get some movement.
- Hey, idiot. Let's go.
- What are you doing, sleeping?
- Nice one, asshole.
- Don't fuck the suit.
- You are in the wrong town.
- Watch it.
- Asshole.
- This is an outrage.
- It's my ADD, right?
- Don't kill me. I'm a VIP.
- Did I sell you bad insurance?
- This town is so fucked.
MY Chinatown 3
- That's real sucky.
- Taxi! Hey.
- Hey. Stop, will you?
- Okay. I hear you. Now let me be, okay?
- Can you please go?
- Confuscious. He say that's shit.
- Hi.
- Hey. Leave me alone. Get off.
- Go away and practice, okay?
- Not again.
- I use to have to take my mom nightclubing.
- Yow! Bonzai, dude.
- What are you doing Chinese
- Out of my way. I'm too young to die.
- Oh my goodness. Help, someone.
- Shit. Chinese lapse at me again.
- Oh my. I think I knew them.
- Fine. I hate this eve.
- Sure, sure. Don't hurt me.
- Hey. You crazy or what?
- Help, anyone. I need help.
- No, no. Please don't take my new car.
- Goodbye Chinese bastard.
- Please don't crash it or anything.
- Whoa. This car's brand new.
- When will I learn? People suck.
- Ah! Help me, anybody.
- Hey. You hurt my neck.
- Watch the pros, man.
- But love conquers all, baby. Come on.
- This is my property. Not yours.
- Okay. I'm a fool but I can play this.
- Thanks. Prosper well, my friend.
- Yeah.
- Whoa. Watch the road, will ya?
- Whatever you're looking for, it's not here, okay?
- Excuse me, sir. Can we step on it?
- Yeah. Top of the world at this at least.
- For once, I'm gonna win. My cab.
- Just great. Why did I expect anything else?
- I hope this is better than usual. I get very depressed.
- Help! I nearly died.
- Why does this keep happening to me?
- This guy's ??? man. Crazy.
- Hey. I know my rights, you know.
- Another night, another line. Probably end up masturbating.
- Ah! Stupid F.O.B.
- Hey. You ??? bastard.
- Bad person, bad lover, bad at this. I so suck.
- Look into my eyes. I'm not lying.
- Ah! I knew this would happen.
- Yeah, yeah. Another setback. So what?
- Normally, yes. But I have a meeting at ten.
- Please, someone.
- Hey. Yeah. Can you talk right now?
- Why do I lose at everything? Why?
- You are looking at a winner, my friend.
- This is the best thing that happened all day.
- No, thanks.
- Okay. I'm sorry, alright? I'm sorry.
- Look. I got this cab. Just accept you lost.
- Chinese Get off me, man.
- Hey. What can I say? I'm innocent.
- Another thing I suck at. Just great,
- Next time you must focus, grasshopper.
- Did you, like, do that on purpose?
- Just drive carefully, okay?
- Hey, mooncake. Don't do this to me.
- Hey, you. Get off the damn road.
- Oh. Just hurry up, will ya?
- Let me through. I'm important, you know.
- Wake up and move, will ya?
- Chinese I've got a meeting for goodness sakes.
- The one day I got things going on...
- Hey. Excuse me, wet nose.
- I know some moves, you know.
- Would it hurt to apologize?
- Look, man. I got a lot on my mind. Sorry.
- Sparrowhead.
- Shit fucker.
- Stupid shit.
- Go for the eyes! Go for the eyes!
- Come on. Let's see some blood.
- Chinese Yeah. Come on.
- I gotta go. Business meeting.
- I can't deal with this, man.
- Today has been awful. Now this?
- No.
- Hey, baby. Wanna play with a winner?
- Hey there, angel.
- Ain't being funny, but I smell weird chicken right now.
- Have I got some top flank connections for you, sir.
- Chinese My Cantonese is a little rusty.
- I got rich ABCs lined up to Hemridge Cash as we speak.
- I told you. I got big crocs lined up ready to slide into the steel.
- ??? It's me.
- Well. Let's tie this up ASAP, okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That's... yeah. Totally.
- Well. Well. Uh huh.
- Mmm. Cool, cool.
- Yep. Uh huh. Nice.
- Ah!
- Ah!
- Oh my goodness.
- Oh no. Oh my.
- Wow. Did I die just then?
- Chicken cunts.
- Oh my goodness.
- Oh no. Oh my.
- Ugh. That's so my freaking day.
- What on Earth?
- Chinese That's crazy.
- Thanks.
- Oh. Thank you.
- Wow. Where are we going? This is so exciting.
- I'm an international executive. Don't hurt me, please.
- Like my life wasn't crap enough.
- Life dealt me a crap hand. Now this?
- This is really scary.
- FYI: I do not masturbate in restaurants, okay? What, what were you saying?
- Hello? I know you can hear me, so stop pretending you're not there.
- Okay. Note to self: get a better phone.
- Did you just say "buy your cell"? I didn't quite catch it.
- Buy before Friday. Hello? Did you hear me?
- Watch it, Chinese
- Hey, ??? shit.
MY Chinatown 3 BD1
- A gun! He has a gun!
- My car!
- Take the car. Just don't hurt me.
- Ah!
- No! I can't die yet!
- Why me?
- Oh no.
- I saw a gun.
- Please don't kill me. I'm not resisting.
- Just my luck.
- Who is this person?
- Who is that?
- I wonder what's going on.
- Oh. This is so frustrating.
- Oh. Excuse me.
- Oh. Sorry.
- Ow. That hurt.
- That's dangerous.
- Ah!
- Be careful.
- I'm not a fighter!
- I'm gonna die!
- Help! Help me!
- Wow. I can't believe it.
MY Chinatown 3 BN1
- Fuck. He's got a gun.
- Don't kill me.
- Oh shit.
- Oh sorry. ???
- My bad.
- Ugh.
- ???
- Shit!
- Hey. Come on. ???
- Oh my God. Leave me alone.
- You're such a jerk.
- Please. Leave me alone.
- What the Hell?
MY ChinVend 1
- I pay real money for this. Do better.
- Hey. How are you?
- Okay, okay. Calm down. Chinese
- Chinese
- Highest percentage of real meat on the block.
- Your lowest grade meat, please.
- Coldest ice cream in the city.
- Fuck off. Get out. I'm not kidding.
- Chinese
- I kill these cows myself.
- Stop. Please stop.
- Get your ignorant ass back here.
- Listen. Listen to me. Stop.
- Taste these hot dogs. Softest buns. Right here.
- Can I go two days without having a gun pulled on me?
- In the market for some tire irons?
- No. Not like this. Chinese
- Chinese
- They won't burn you if you careful.
- Almost twelve nuts for seven.
- What do you people want from me? Chinese
- Don't you idiots care what's going on in the world?
- Just so you know, I'm not liable. Enjoy.
- They taste nearly as good as they smell.
- Get away from there.
- No. Please. I have a wife.
- Hey. Come on. Let's talk about this.
- Doesn't that smell good? Hmm.
- That's not right. Give it back.
- What the hell?
- Hi.
- Why would you say that?
- Come on. Slip down my hot nuts.
- About fucking time. Pay me.
- You probably won't regret this.
- Read on the chain. Fill your brain.
- Somebody help. He got a gun.
- Will somebody fucking buy something?
- All the needles. Only one day after the internet.
- Chinese
- There he is.
- Over there.
- He's aiming straight at me. Help.
- I got a warehouse full of comfy chairs. You looking?
- Hey, asshole. Back off.
- Yes.
- Shit. That's all I need.
- Okay. Get the fuck out right now.
- Finally made up your mind, I see.
- Won't melt until you finish. Guarantee.
- Almost no face meat. Guarantee.
- Hey. That's not nice.
- I hate this fucking city.
- Hey. You can't do that.
- I got sharp teeth coming out my ass. You want one?
- Smell that vanilla? How can you resist?
- Not everybody's on a diet, motherfuckers.
- No.
- That's it. I'm buying a gun.
- Chinese
- Some of these are fresh, fresh, fresh.
- He's over that way.
- You motherfucker's think you're too good for these?
- Give me a number eight.
- Chinese
- I thought your prices are competitive.
- Most digestible hot dogs on the block.
- Chinese
- Help. Mugger.
- Hey, it's me.
- Okay. See you.
- Chinese
- No. No. Don't. Stop it.
- It was lies, lies. Read all about it here.
- Come on. You know you want a tasty burger.
- Chinese
- No. Not like this.
- Quality ground rhino horn. You in?
- Now with a free crappy number puzzle.
- Whatever the weather. It's ice cream time.
- For fuck's sakes. Move it.
- This isn't how it works, asshole.
- Chinese
- Move it. Time is money.
- Come on. I haven't got all day.
- Hey. Chinese
- Oops.
- Hey. Watch it.
- Open your eyes, man.
- Watch where you're going Chinese
- Fucking barbarian.
- What's your problem?
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Hey.
- Jesus Christ.
- What the hell?
- Excuse me.
- Coming through.
- Chinese
- Come on then. Do it.
- Try and hit me. Go on. Try.
- Not a fair fight.
- If you want me, come and get me.
- I'll see you in Hell.
- Eat my dust, motherfucker.
- Don't be so fucking paranoid.
- We really need to get some more carts.
- The competition has all the best locations.
- Just so you know, I'm prepared to go pretty far with this.
- Chinese
- We're just not doing as much volume as we could be.
- Okay. Tonight it is. I see you then.
- Okay.
- Mhm.
- Uh huh.
- Uh huh.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- He's up there.
- He went up there.
- Look. He's up there.
- My God, where is it?
- Chinese
- Only in Liberty fucking City.
- This town has gone crazy.
- Shit, my leg.
- Chinese
- Oh, man. That stinks.
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Chinese
- Thanks.
- Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing?
- This can't be happening. Chinese
- What do you want with me? Who are you?
- Listen. We can make a deal, okay?
MY ChopShop 1
MY ChopShop 1 BD1
- We need peace in the hood, brother.
- This ain't even my car, homie.
- Shit, son. Your boys getting jacked. Help.
- I just took this outta repairs, B.
- Yo, violence ain't the answer, homie.
- Yo, stop tripping. Leave that car alone.
- Damn, son. You in my customer's whip.
- I'm conscious. I ain't with no gangster shit.
- Yo, help. This fool trying to jack a brother.
- What the dilio?
- Stop sweating the whip and keep it moving.
- Get off the bozack, man. Move.
- Come on, son. Go. Let's get it popping.
- Come on, yo. I gotta ge this back to the shop.
- Yo. What's good, my brother?
- Back up, son. Keep it real.
- Respect my gangster, ya heard?
- Yo. You tripping.
- That was mad close.
- Damn you grimy.
- Yo, why you hitting, B?
- Son. We need to stop the violence, yo.
- Look, fam. I ain't got no beef with you.
- That was off the heezy for sheezy.
MY ChopShop 1 BN1
- Whoa. I'm not feeling that, dude.
- Whatever I did, I'm sorry.
- So not cool.
- The club be cracking every night.
- I can pimp out any whip.
- My club gear is mad fly.
- Watch it, dude.
- You're whack.
- Fucking A.
- Give me a break.
- Back off.
- I don't wanna fight you.
- No way.
MY ChopShop 2
MY ChopShop 2 BD1
- You're a fucking psycho.
- Carajo. Me caro.
- Don't touch me, you son of a bitch.
- Spanish
- Don't pull on me, you son of a bitch.
- Spanish
- Nah. I just tricked this out, man.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Spanish
- Look at this fucking Spanish
- Hey shit-for-brains Spanish
- Am I the only one in this city who knows how to fucking drive?
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Watch it. Spanish
- Spanish
- Open your eyes, you fucking Spanish
- Carajo.
- Spanish
- Spanish
- I'll be back for you, pendejo.
- You'll see me again. I fucking promise you.
- Next time you'll be running asshole.
- Shit. What's happening, man?
MY ChopShop 2 BN1
- Stop waving that gun around. Shit.
- Yo. Chill. Chill.
- Yo. That gun looks serious. Stop playing.
- My dude. Watch it, okay.
- Hey. What are you doing?
- Spanish bro. Stop fucking with me.
- Spanish
- Fucking cabrone.
- Watch it, cono.
- I'll be back with my boys, motherfucker.
- Fuck you, pendejo. Suck my ???
- I'll be back with my brother, cabrone.
- Cono. That was fucking bananas.
MY ClubFit
- This some lame ass shit.
- Yo. Taxi.
- Yeah. What's up?
- Take the gun off and we'll talk.
- We're full.
- This ain't your crib, motherfucker.
- Hey there.
- Okay. Go ahead.
- You gotta go home.
- Just you.
- Welcome to the party.
- Have a good night.
- Aw. Fucking great.
- You blind or something?
- Your name's not on the list tonight.
- Hey. That's not cool.
- Okay. Now I'm coming to get you.
- I'm outta here.
- Do you see what you did?
- Yes.
- Not your friends.
- That's your boy there.
- Hey. I don't wanna get sued.
- He's over there.
- Oh no you didn't.
- In one piece. Who'd a thunk it?
- Yeah, sure.
- Just my fucking day.
- Hey. Get the fuck outta here.
- Hit it.
- Oh I don't think so.
- Uh uh.
- Is this because I'm black, right?
- Go home and change.
- There he is.
- Private party. Invited guests only.
- Hey, man. Get in line.
- A number forty-five. Hold the mayo.
- Not tonight.
- Fuck you.
- Gym candy or nothing, man.
- See ya.
- Hey, ramone.
- Bye.
- No.
- Look at me. Now back away.
- What the fuck? Get to the back.
- Hey. Go fuck yourself?
- Did you feel a bump?
- Hey. What you on, punk?
- This ain't a motherfucking rally.
- Hey. I think you need some lessons, asshole.
- I'm counting to three but then I'm moving.
- You better get outta the way.
- What's up? You tired of living? Move it.
- Hey. Get a move on, dickweed.
- You know you pissing me off now.
- I do not have all day.
- Excuse you.
- Watch yourself, man.
- Hey. Cool it.
- Don't push me.
- What? I'm made of glass or something?
- You drunk or something?
- Sorry. I'm lost too.
- Whoa.
- Hey.
- Hey. What the hell?
- Ah!
- Excuse me.
- Coming through.
- You 'bout to get pounded.
- There ain't part of you I won't break.
- You gonna regret tangling with me.
- I been training for this, motherfucker.
- I gotta tell you, I'm feeling mean.
- You ready, punk? Huh? You ready?
- Oh. That's what I like to see.
- Yo. Work the neck.
- Harder. Faster. Yeah, that's right.
- In the teeth. The teeth.
- Hey, back off. I'm dead serious.
- Stay away from me.
- You better stop following me.
- I got better things to do, alright?
- Hey, hey. Let's get real here.
- You sure you wanna do that?
- Why don't you put that away, playa?
- Hey. Nice piece. Where'd you get it?
- Hey. Let's calm down, alright?
- What? You think you gonna scare me?
- Hey. This ain't the time or the place.
- Bad move, man. Bad move.
- Man, get a job.
- Take some care of yourself, man.
- Have some self respect.
- Yo, it was weird. I'm just doing some curls and this guy is looking at me.
- Well this guy comes up to me and tries to play me some song from his phone. Crazy.
- People in that gym are a little too... friendly sometimes, you know?
- You gotta keep your ear to the ground, Ramone. Watch for this guy.
- Big dude. I gots to get some pump to some.
- Ramone, how's it hanging?
- Okay, Romane. Talk soon.
- Uh huh.
- Yeah, but...
- I know. I know.
- Okay.
- Sure.
- Ooh. I don't know.
- Alright, alright.
- Right, right.
- Yo. He's up there.
- Look up there.
- He got the drop on you.
- I was floating to a red light. That's bad, right?
- Motherfucker.
- Holy shit.
- What the fuck?
- Ah. My quads.
- I'm down.
- Hey. There's a fine for that, motherfucker.
- Hey. Keep it down.
- Hey. Go easy on that shit, huh?
- Aw, man.
- Jesus.
- Thanks.
- Hey, thank you.
- You had better be pulling this car over right now.
- There is no way you can think this is a good idea.
- Hey, man. Drive carefully.
- Look at me, man. Stop the car.
- All clear here.
- No problems... yet.
- Yo, I gotta piss. Anyone that'll relieve me?
- Everything seems normal here.
- You are some flirt, you know that?
MY Construction 1
MY Construct BS1
- Cool it, bro. Cool it.
- Please. I ain't worth it.
- This car is rented.
- Try not to drink on the job today, Marty.
- Someone gonna bring some sheet rock today?
- You don't need to do this.
- Shit, man. I got weed on me.
- Can we talk about this?
- My boss is gonna castrate me.
- Are you on drugs?
- Let's get this shit done.
- My nail gun is jammed. Can I borrow another one?
- This ain't over.
- I need some sixteen gauge nails.
- Five-sixteenths, Wayne. Five-sixteenths.
- Let's knock this shit out.
- Dude, I never touched her.
- When's the coffee truck here?
- I'm late for a party.
- Whose ass is blocking me?
- Weasel traffic is full of shit.
- You off your shit?
- Try taking your meds.
- Idiots in this town, man.
- That's true for this whole place.
- It's the joys of construction.
- Yeah. Makes you wanna get drunk again.
- Cha. Can't snap a line for shit.
- I hate doing sheet rock, you know?
- It's hard working when you're drunk.
- Dude.
- Whoa.
- Easy, buddy.
- I didn't touch your wife.
- This always happens to me.
- You the ex-husband?
- I ain't fighting you.
- Shit. That will make you think.
MY Construct 1 BS2
- Shit. Get away. What the fuck?
- Woo! What a rush. Let's get outta here.
- Shit. That was loud.
- Hey, when you're ready let's bring it around.
- Let's get this thing hooked up.
- Stop, man. Come on. I'll toss you for it.
- Man, what a rush.
- Come on. Russian Roulette, man. You and me.
- Now it's on.
- Boom. Bang. Crash. Ha ha ha.
- I can't wait for some hot broads to walk by.
- That's gonna be pretty high.
- Everybody run!
- Hey. You been practicing your wolf whistles?
- You got all the materials?
- You sure we should be cutting all these corners?
- Shit. Come on, man. Make a fight of it.
- I'm telling ya I just don't think it's safe.
- Come on. I gotta go. Move it.
- I wish I had whistle or something. Come on. Go.
- Aw, shit. This is torture. Move.
- You trying to spin me around, buddy?
- Okay. You got me that time.
- Sorry. I was somewhere else mentally.
- Grow up would ya?
- You really got something there.
- Come on. Let's get back to work.
- A bit of exercise, a bit of fresh air. You can't beat it.
- When you're up high you can look right down their cleavage.
- Sometimes I just really want a deskjob.
- Yee-haw!
- Chicken!
- Try harder, fool.
- Come and catch me, motherfucker.
- Chase me. Come on, man. Coward.
- You wanna dance? Come and get me.
- That was awesome.
MY Construct 1 BS3
- Hey, hey, hey. Don't touch me, pal.
- Is that real? Oh, shit. That is real.
- You see my God damn turn signal, huh?
- I tell you, she's busting my balls.
- Jimbo. You got that cross lot?
- What the Hell?
- Aw. Jesus H Christmas.
- Hey, buddy. Enough, alright?
- Hey, dumbell. What are you doing?
- Damn. Jimbo's gonna kill me.
- I need two anchor balls. Here and here. Capiche?
- Listen, I got an hour left. Don't start busting my balls.
- Hey. Easy, easy.
- Lift with the legs, you God damn jackass.
- Hey. You stupid scongelihead. Turn it off.
- How am I supposed to hear you from way over there?
- Get that shovel out of the way, Jimbo.
- God damn foreigners.
- Anytime you wanna move, sweet tits.
- Time's a ticking, alright?
- Screw your eyes back in, you lumbering gorilla.
- You walked right into me, jackass.
- You see me here or what?
- Yeah, bro. Whatever. Whatever.
- You been saying this all day, bro.
- Tell me something I don't know.
- He wants to drill through ten feet of bedrock by sundown. I can't believe this shit.
- That cross bridging ain't gonna hold. Trust me.
- I tell her I want bacon and she gives me tofu. What the fuck, eh?
- Whoa!
- Hey!
- Wait! Wait!
- Who the fuck?
- You got balls, you motherfucker.
- Hey. Hey. Watch it.
- You know who I am? Heh?
- Well fuck me.
MY Construct 1 BS4
- Take it. Take it.
- Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
- For the love of Pete.
- Where did they find the idiots we've got at this site?
- This job is for the birds.
- Just take it. Don't hurt me.
- For Pete's sake.
- Put that down, you psycho.
- This is all I need.
- This is all I needed.
- Anyone seen the number twelves?
- That's a gun!
- Can't believe they got us working weekends now.
- Who put this shit in my lunch pale?
- I smell something burning.
- Get off me you psycho.
- Hey, if they want overtime, it better be double, not time and a half.
- Come on. Let's go.
- You people are driving me crazy.
- Hey. What's your problem up there?
- Excuse me, buddy.
- Sorry, buddy.
- Hey, watch it.
- You got that right.
- Drives me nuts.
- That's another thing that makes me crazy.
- You can't compete with these wetbacks. They'll work for anything.
- What happened to all the Americans that used to work at these sites?
- You don't even need to know English in jobs nowadays.
- Killer!
- Whoa!
- Psycho!
- Get the fuck off me.
- Stupid freak.
- Get away from me, you asshole.
- Fuck off.
- Oh no.
MY Construct 2
- Watch out, you fuck.
- Motherfucker.
- You can't say that to me. I know my rights.
- Can you give me something without wheat? I'm allergic.
- Hey. You can't be in here.
- Hi there.
- This car's worth more to me than your life.
- Aw. Suck my cock.
- Put that away, you crazy son of a bitch.
- I'm gonna sue your ass off.
- You know, I don't even think smoking's bad for you.
- Don't fuck with my vehicle.
- How didn't you see me?
- Easy, bitch. Let's talk about this.
- You smashed my car up.
- You could've given me whiplash.
- Hey. Bring that back here.
- Hey. You blind or something?
- That ain't no way to talk to a human being.
- Aww. Get outta my way.
- I'll fuck your mother's ass.
- Can you believe the salaries of cops in this town?
- Hey, bitch. You best back off.
- Yeah.
- Any idea how much my car means to me?
- Yo. Get the fuck out, man.
- Watch where you're going.
- What is with you?
- Whoa. Hey, everybody. Get outta here. He's got a gun.
- That's my car. That's my car!
- He's packing!
- You cops are assholes.
- You fucking crazy bastard.
- Yeah, uh... gimme a large, uh... number seven.
- Man, I hear you.
- Go screw a donkey.
- Nah, man. I don't do that shit.
- Help me, I've been mugged.
- This country's gotten really fascist since the attacks.
- Hey, hey. Yeah, man. It's me.
- Man, ain't that the truth.
- Nah.
- Right on. Right on.
- Hey. Whoa. What the fuck?
- Get outta my fucking face.
- Hey. Fuck you.
- Hey. You better back off.
- Hey. Watch where you're going.
- Do you know the directions to the massage parlor?
- Hey. Don't hassle me.
- You crazy fuck.
- Asshole!
- Aw. Fuck me.
- Oh. What's wrong with you?
- Whoa. What the hell?
- Yeah. I'm gonna show you some pain.
- You're gonna get hurt like a pretty boy in prison.
- Now you gonna get fucked up, bitch.
- Oh. You dumb shit. who you messing with?
- You should run away while you still can.
- You are crazy. I'm outta here.
- This fight ain't fair.
- Fuck. Fuck. This ain't right.
- This guy's a psycho.
- Nah. I'm not following you, you psycho.
- Some motherfucking punk just stole my ride.
- Hey, baby. I'll make you my queen.
- Hey, girl. Can I look out your belly button?
- Hey, girl. I just popped a tent. Wanna go camping?
- Aw, shit. I better fly.
- Nah. I don't even wanna hear that shit.
- Speed it up, man. I'm getting bored.
- I know. I know.
- What did that bitch say?
- That girl's got a fat ass.
- Yeah, man. What are you doing?
- Look. I gotta go eat, man. Catch you later.
- Yeah.
- Shit yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
- I hear you.
- You know it.
- Oh. My head. My head hurts, doc.
- Aw, shit.
- Motherfucking shit.
- Oh my God.
- Whoa. What the hell?
- Yeah, yeah. We hear ya.
- Quit that racket, you asshole.
- Aw, fuck. Does anybody pick up around here?
- Aw, this whole town's on meth.
- Aw, that's crazy. I'm moving back to Cleveland.
- Hey. Thanks for that.
- Thanks.
- Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Slow down there, man.
- You crazy son of a bitch. Let me outta here.
- Oh, shit.
- This can't be happening to me.
MY Construct 2 BS1
- My car. This is some bullshit, son.
- Why you grabbing me? You don't know me.
- Ah, shit. Guns? I don't fuck with no guns.
- My car. Dog, are you serious?
- Man, what the fuck is you doing?
- Watch it. Watch it. Watch it.
- What in the hell is all this?
- Man, my wife is gonna shit herself.
- Dog, I ain't nothing but a construction worker.
- Yo, what you doing? That's my wife's shit.
- My wife's in my pockets already. Now this?
- I see you all had your Hercules this morning.
- Look out, man. Damn.
- Aw damn. This fool waving guns around.
- All that slacking ain't getting you no OT.
- Yo, keep your mind on your job, man.
- That's it. Nice and easy, baby.
- Come on, dog. Not my wife's car.
- Ya'll give me more headaches then my wifey do.
- Man, I fucking hate sitting in traffic.
- Probably just someone gawking at chicks.
- The city need to fix these traffic jams, man.
- Don't go starting shit with me today, okay?
- God, this is the wrong day to fuck with me.
- Man, stop bullshitting. I ain't in the mood.
- That's for damn sure.
- What? Seriously, dog?
- Yeah, you know. Man, listen...
- Punching out soon. Might even get some sex this week.
- Man, this damn woman got me working like a slave.
- All that OT and my whole check go to the wife.
- Aw fuck.
- Up yours, asshole.
- Oh hell no.
- Yo, man. What's wrong with you?
- I ain't trying to catch no assault charge.
- What's your beef? I don't even know you.
- I ain't trying to catch no case for battery.
- Aw damn. That was bananas.
MY Construct 2 BS2
- You got it, man.
- Please don't shoot.
- Look where you're driving.
- Safety first.
- Get to work.
- Don't worry about me. Take the car.
- Use your eyes, idiot.
- Don't shoot.
- You musta lost your fucking mind.
- You paying for that?
- All the spots are full.
- I could have lost an eye.
- Don't do it.
- I almost lost a finger.
- Order more hardhats.
- The break was long enough.
- I don't want no trouble.
- We're here again tomorrow.
- I got work to do.
- You need to get moving.
- Move it.
- Fuck a book.
- You can't get shit done in the office.
- My wife know the deal.
- Me too.
- I hear you.
- I feel you.
- My back is killing me.
- I'm asking for a raise.
- I'm going in the massage parlor.
- Fucking fool.
- Watch it.
- Chill out.
- Calm down.
- Chill out.
- Be easy.
- I'm not fighting you.
- Oh shit.
MY Construct 2 BS3
- Yo. I just paid for this.
- That guy's dangerous.
- This thing's just been paid off.
- Get that drill over to the south side.
- Is it quitting time yet?
- Oh hell to the no.
- Fuck. My car.
- He's packing. Get away.
- Holy shit.
- Why didn't I join Triple A?
- I'm telling you, there's no way those are natural.
- How much longer do I have to wait for you to get your shit together?
- He's gonna shoot someone. Run.
- I think it's time for a new hardhat, P.
- Aw. Don't they ever change the porta-potties around here?
- Who's up for Honker's tonight?
- Get off me.
- Did you see that girl?
- Can we go now please?
- Look at this now.
- Oh come on. I cannot believe this.
- Excuse me.
- Pardon me.
- Sorry 'bout that.
- I hear that.
- That's something.
- I am not surprised at all, my friend.
- Yeah, man. The wife is going out tonight running up credit card bills.
- The only reason I'm still here is so that the wife can go out gambling with her friends.
- I can't go to the bar tonight. Wifey will be waiting for me.
- Hey!
- Shit.
- Damn.
- Son of a bitch.
- Fuck off.
- You're not worth it.
- Get the fuck off me.
- Shit!
MY Construct 2 BS4
- Give me a break, son. I need this whip.
- Please, man. I ain't no threat to you.
- Just great. I was about to sell that.
- Woo-hoo! Nothing like some good honest work.
- I'm making me some overtime tonight.
- Can't you jack the next man's shit?
- Man, I can't afford no new car.
- Yo. Give me a break, man. I got kids.
- Give me a break, man. Leave my ride alone.
- Now how am I supposed to get to work?
- I gotta hop over here. Give me abreak.
- Real men don't need no gym to get buff.
- Yo. I got kids to feed. Don't do it.
- I sure could use a Redwood right now.
- Man, this shift ain't never gonna be over.
- Man, who the hell farted? It smells awful up in here.
- Chill, son. This my only way to get to work.
- Mmm. I keep thinking about an ice cold logger.
- Yo. Traffic ain't the place to play games.
- Man. This traffic ain't a game, for real.
- Come on. Stop clowning. Keep it moving.
- Yo. Come on, man. Ease up.
- Yo. Move, man. Serious.
- Stop playing. I'm trying to get to work.
- Damn straight, son.
- Say word.
- No doubt. I'm with you on that.
- We better get some OT for this.
- I think our foreman is mob connected.
- I'm sick of working this site.
- Yo. Chill.
- Ah!
- Watch out.
- Yo, man. What the hell's wrong with you?
- Man, you are bugging the fuck out, son.
- Gimme a break, son. Alright?
- Oh damn. That shit was off the hook.
MY Construction 3
MY Cop Black
- Let me guess, your inspection date is next week?
- You know how beat up your car is?
- The suspect's in a boat now.
- You're under arrest for concealing a firearm in your vehicle.
- Suspect is carrying a firearm.
- You're throwing your life away.
- You gotta pay the toll or you can't go.
- Hitting a police car is a crime.
- I'm still gonna get you.
- You're too dangerous to be on the streets.
- Keep him busy.
- This is a serious offense.
- Our suspect is currently in a car.
- Let's split up and spread out.
- You realize this isn't the bumper cars on Firefly?
- Don't worry. We'll nail this guy.
- Suspect is armed. I repeat, suspect is armed.
- Requesting immediate backup.
- Our suspect is currently riding on the train.
- Police. Put your hands in the air.
- Just gone.
- Let's nail this punk.
- The car's been hit.
- I'm going to need some backup.
- Backup required at my location.
- Police. You're under arrest.
- That thing's going up any second now!
- May I see your ID, please?
- Shit. I gotta get outta my car?
- You got any ID on you I could look at?
- Stop where you're going.
- I'm prepared to use this.
- You can't do that.
- Don't get distracted, we're a team.
- Get the hell away from that.
- Place your hands on top of your head so I can frisk you.
- I got a situation here. I need backup.
- Keep my ass covered.
- Suspect has boarded a train.
- Get outta your vehicle right now.
- You know the penalty for this?
- Suspect is in a car.
- Check the car for damage.
- Stop the vehicle and put your hands up.
- Now you done it. I'm gonna find you.
- Fuck it.
- The suspect's got a gun. So proceed with extreme caution.
- Don't get distracted, we're a team.
- Holt it right there. Police.
- I'm tired of this amateur hour.
- Suspect is in a boat.
- Everyone's got to go right now.
- My wrist. Shit.
- Put your hands on your head and don't move them.
- All units. I'm pursuing on foot.
- Hey. You've got to pay.
- Why do you people always do this?
- Don't say I didn't warn you. You're going down for this.
- Looks like there might be something there.
- My currence low and I need a donut charge. Stat.
- Stop and pay the fare.
- We can nail this guy together.
- This isn't a race track.
- You are in so much trouble.
- We need air support immediately.
- I pulled you over because you're a danger to yourself and others.
- Come on, people. No rubbernecking.
- The frosted swirl looks good today. I'll take one.
- Okay. Don't be a sicko. There's nothing to see.
- Is everyone alright?
- Okay, you can go. Just stay outta trouble.
- Stop right there.
- Do you even know how many miles over the speed limit you were going?
- We have a major situation here.
- We need everything you've got yesterday.
- Aiming a vehicle at an officer is a crime.
- LCPD. What's the problem?
- Cover me.
- LCPD. Who called us?
- The suspect's gone into the subway.
- Let's nail this punk.
- Come on. You know I have to ask you to leave.
- I'm gonna put you away for this.
- Thank you for your cooperation. You can go.
- This might be tricky. Checking it out.
- Have a nice day.
- I've been fighting punks like you my whole life.
- I know it sucks but you gotta go.
- Hands up. Don't move. Police.
- Requesting immediate air support.
- Hold their fire down.
- You can't threaten innocent people.
- Hey you. Hold it.
- Thank you.
- Come on, buddy. You gotta go.
- Suspect has entered the subway.
- Are you crazy? I'm a cop.
- All citizens must evacute the area at once.
- Stop what you're doing.
- Hold it right there.
- You can't stay here.
- I hope nobody was killed while we were cranked.
- Let's go! Get out of here, everyone.
- I think we can out-flank him.
- I'm putting you away.
- Thanks.
- You left me no choice but to use this.
- Clear the area. Let's go.
- Our suspect is riding a bike.
- Must have been a prank. Bunch of idiots.
- I'm gonna have to subdue you.
- You can't go on without paying the toll.
- Open your trunk, please.
- Ha ha ha ha. He messed with the wrong cops this time.
- Pop the trunk for me, please.
- LCPD. Responding to a call from this location.
- Suspect is on a bike.
- Suspect is outta control! Send all available personel to this location.
- The area's clean. Whatever it was is gone.
- He can't get away from all of us.
- Are you crazy?
- She's gonna blow!
- If you wanna go, you gotta pay.
- Okay. You asked for this.
- Try to head him off or I'll flank him.
- I don't need a car to get you, idiot.
- Split up. We'll have a better chance.
- You'll have lots of time to reflect on this now.
- I hope you're ready for the prison showers, idiot.
- If you know what's good for you, you won't move.
- You're under arrest, you freak.
- Hands behind your back.
- Call EMS.
- I've been hit. Call the paramedics.
- Tell my wife not to worry.
- Call my mom and wife.
- Police. Pull over to the side.
- Get outta the way. Police.
- Move over. Police.
- Let us pass right now.
- Are you blind? Move outta the way.
- You wanna go to jail? Get outta here.
- Move it.
- Get outta the way.
- Move aside. Police.
- Pull over and let me through.
- Police. Let us pass.
- You want a ticket? Move over.
- Be careful next time.
- You looking for trouble?
- Watch it.
- I see you.
- Don't throw your life away. Give up.
- You wanna run from the cops your whole life?
- You can't just keep running away from everything.
- Don't make me keep chasing you.
- I'll chase you from FIA to Tudor if I have to.
- Give up and I'll go easier on you.
- The more you run, the harder it will be when I catch you.
- Hang on. You gonna be alright.
- I need to commandeer your vehicle for police business.
- Police. I'm officially commandeering your vehicle.
- Come on. Fight. Fight.
- Hey!
- Stop!
- What the-?
- Stop that driver.
- Pull over.
- Okay. Freeze.
- Hold it right there.
- Don't make me use this.
- I'm not fooling around now.
- Stop what you're doing.
- Don't move a muscle or I will fire.
- Get down.
- Duck.
- Drop. Now.
- Get your heads down.
- Fall back!
- Let's back it up.
- Move back!
- You're making a big mistake taking on a cop.
- Don't throw your life away like this.
- Are you really gonna risk ruining your life?
- Let it go. It's not worth it.
- Get down on the ground.
- Freeze.
- You think I don't know you're following me? Move on now.
- Come on. I'm not a rookie. You can go now.
- You wanna get arrested? Then beat it.
- Okay. Gumshoe time is over. You can go now.
- You think you're in a detective movie? Get outta here.
- You wanna follow people? Get a PI license and get outta here.
- You seem to have a lot of different names on these bank cards. Huh.
- Concealed weapon. Okay, you're coming with me.
- Police. Everyone down.
- Get down for your own safety.
- We have a situation here. Get down, everyone.
- Get down.
- All civilians get down.
- I'm gonna ask you to get out and put your hands on the roof.
- Step outta your car and put your hands on the roof.
- Okay. Get out and put your hands on the roof.
- Please get outta your car.
- Get outta the car slowly.
- Get outta the car now.
- Get outta that car.
- Come on outta that car. No sudden moves.
- Step outta the damn vehicle and no tricks.
- Thanks for that. But remember, we're trained professionals.
- Come on. You don't wanna be a cop killer.
- Don't throw your life away by pulling that trigger.
- Think about it. What will you achieve by shooting me?
- Killing me won't solve anything.
- Are you really a murderer? I don't see it.
- You're not a killer. I can tell.
- You're not looking for trouble, I hope?
- You're here for a good reason, right?
- I'm not gonna have to keep an eye on you, right?
- Keep those thoughts nice and legal and we'll have no problems.
- Just a warning. I never forget a face.
- You made a big mistake.
- Never underestimate the LCPD.
- Now you're in big trouble.
- I'm taking you in for this.
- You think I'm gonna take any of your shit?
- Why'd he run? Why?
- This never gets any better.
- I hate this part of the job.
- What a stupid waste.
- All units, I'm pursuing on foot.
- Why do you people always do this?
- All units request backup. I'm out of the car, chasing him.
- I don't believe this. He's making me chase him.
- Where'd he go?
- Come on. He couldn't have just disappeared.
- He's just gone.
- Get off the street, everyone.
- We got an emergency situation. Clear the street.
- All civilians must clear the street.
- Officer down.
- Someone's been hit.
- One of our men is down.
- Call EMS. A civilian's down.
- A bystander's been hit.
- Shit. Someone's been shot.
- Get the paramedics. We got an innocent down.
- Please pull over.
- Pull over to the side of the road.
- Pull over. Police.
- This is your last warning. Pull over.
- Are you stupid? Pull over.
- Okay, let's regroup. This isn't working.
- Regroup.
- MVA at my location.
- Calling in to report an MVA.
- Requesting back for an MVA.
- Send in the usual MVA mop-up.
- I need to report an MVA.
- I thought I was a goner there.
- The judge will be more lenient if you come out.
- Give up and we can work something out.
- The longer you hide, the worse you're making it for yourself.
- Just come out. Why you ruining your life even more?
- Better get CSI on the horn.
- Forensics is gonna be busy.
- My leg. Can't put any weight on it.
- My leg's hit!
- We'll find him faster if we split up.
- Split up. We'll have a better chance.
- Let's split up and spread out.
- Police. Don't shoot.
- Don't do it. Put the gun down.
- You really don't wanna shoot that person.
- Drop the gun. LCPD.
- Hey. Put that down and put your hands up.
- Drop that weapon.
- Place the weapon on the ground immediately.
- Police. Drop you weapon and put your hands on your head.
- Give it up. You're surrounded.
- You're surrounded. Don't make things worse.
- You're surrounded. You're only making things worse by resisting.
- You're in an impossible situation. We're all around you.
- We're all around you. Come peacefully.
- Suspect is proceeding on foot.
- Our suspect is still on foot.
- Take cover.
- Everyone, take cover.
- Let's get some cover!
- We need some cover or we'll look like swiss cheese.
- We'll need some cover right now or we're goners.
- I'm taking you out right now.
- You ruined enough lives already, punk.
- You deserve this.
- You've hurt enough people for one lifetime.
- People like you never change.
- You brought this on yourself.
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- Do you realize how much trouble you're in?
- What's your fucking problem?
- You just thrown your life away and for what?
- This is so stupid. Look at you.
- Acknowledge.
- That's a copy.
- Copy that.
MY Cop Black 2
- I'm afraid this is not a roadworthy vehicle.
- Does this car look like it's in a safe condition to you?
- Suspect is on a boat.
- Well, well, well. Do you have a license for this?
- Suspect is armed. Repeat, suspect is armed.
- I'm gonna remember you.
- You gotta pay the toll or you can't go.
- That's too close.
- Jeronimo!
- Cover me. I'm going in.
- Oh no. You can't be serious.
- Suspect has a car.
- Having a little fun while driving, were we?
- He can't keep this up.
- This is serious.
- We have a problem. Perp is armed.
- Send backup.
- Suspect is on a train. Please advise.
- Hey. Stop that.
- Damn it.
- Can't keep this up.
- Not going anywhere now.
- Okay. Perp is armed.
- Requesting backup ASAP.
- What am I, invisible?
- Everybody down!
- Could I see some ID?
- Show me some ID.
- Hey. Look over there.
- Meat the silencer.
- You can't do that.
- He's not going anywhere now.
- You clear outta there.
- Place your hands on top of your head.
- I need backup.
- I'm going in. Keep him busy.
- Suspect is on a train. Heading... uh, shit. Where's the map?
- Okay. Here comes.
- Lay down supressing fire.
- Hey. Get your hands off me.
- Suspect is in a vehicle. Description to follow.
- You will not get away with that.
- You just made a big mistake.
- Suspect has a gun.
- Getting tired.
- Please put the gun down.
- Come on now. We can talk about this.
- I don't think you wanna do that.
- I can take him. I know it.
- This isn't gonna solve anything.
- In my sights.
- Suspect has taken to the water.
- Get away. It's not safe.
- Get your hands up on your head.
- Hey. You've got to pay.
- I know your face, asshole.
- Whoops. Here we go. In pursuit.
- Give me some cover.
- Give me the ones with the sugar on it.
- Stop and pay the fare.
- Ha. We got him.
- Do you know exactly what speed you were doing there?
- You did it.
- This is getting outta hand. Send air support.
- We have rules for the road. I enforce them.
- Move along. There's nothing to see here.
- I'll take some salad. Just kidding. You know what I want.
- We need everything you got!
- Keep moving please. Keep moving.
- Nothing this time.
- There. Over there.
- In a hurry? Sure look that way.
- This guy is serious!
- This is crazy! Somebody send somebody!
- Hey watch it.
- This is crazy! Somebody send somebody!
- Give me some cover.
- Suspect has gone for the train.
- Let's shut him down.
- It's now or never.
- We've had some complaints. You're gonna have to move.
- Enjoy it while you can.
- You're clean. Sorry for the inconvenience.
- I have a felon in view.
- Have a nice day.
- I'm going for it.
- Whoa.
- Nice gun. Can I see it?
- You're going down.
- Ugh. Looks like you ain't wanted, partner. Get moving.
- Are you blind or stupid?
- We need air support. Please advise.
- Lay down suppressing fire.
- It's now or never.
- I have visual contact.
- Jeronimo!
- What the hell?
- Thank you.
- Hey. You can't stay here.
- Suspect has entered the subway.
- Gimme.
- Please clear the area calmly and quickly.
- I see the suspect.
- Oh now it's on.
- I have the perp in view.
- Take it around the corner, buddy.
- Get out. Run.
- Come on. We nearly have him.
- I'm gonna take him.
- Thanks.
- You ready to cooperate?
- Please the evacuate the area in an orderly fashion.
- You should not have done that.
- Suspect is mobile on a bike.
- Always feels good in my hand.
- You can't go on without paying the toll.
- Pop the trunk. Do it now.
- Stand still.
- He's getting tired.
- I'm going in.
- Okay. Open up the trunk.
- I'm going for it.
- Suspect is on two wheels.
- Who is this guy? We need everything you got!
- Come on.
- I've got you now.
- Spread out. We'll cut him off.
- We are making a serious mistake.
- Stand clear, it's gonna blow!
- You will regret that.
- Cover me. I'm going in.
- Spread out.
- If you wanna go, you gotta pay.
- Shit. Now I gotta file a report.
- I'm taking the shot.
- This is for real now.
- Doesn't he ever stop?
- Dive.
- You're coming with me.
- Let's take a little trip downtown.
- Ha. Yeah. Another one down.
- Looks like you'll be away for a while. Ha ha ha.
- You're going away from a long, long time.
- Ah, I'm shot! I'm down!
- Officer shot! Help.
- Ah! Need some help, I've been shot.
- Oh God it hurts, I'm bleeding.
- Clear the way. Clear it now.
- Let's go. Move it.
- Come on. Get outta the way.
- You are hindering a pursuit. Move.
- Go around. Go around.
- Please clear the ???
- Keep walking.
- If you do not move faster, there will be consequences.
- I should probably do something about this.
- Okay. A little patience is a good thing.
- Please get moving. You're blocking the road.
- Please move or I will call backup.
- Don't make me turn on my siren.
- Excuse me.
- Please be more careful, sir.
- Hey watch it. I can bust you.
- Stop. You can't get away.
- I train for this, scumbag.
- You're gonna regret making me sweat.
- Perps like you never get away. You hear me?
- Just give up. It'll be easier.
- You can ride but you can't hide.
- I'm just toying with you, you know that?
- You think you can outrun me?
- It's okay, buddy. You're gonna be fine.
- Oh God.
- I need this vehicle. Police business.
- I need this. Go to the station and get a recipt.
- Come on. Come on, don't give up.
- Whoa!
- Hey!
- Watch it!
- Look out!
- Slow down!
- And out comes Rosco.
- You see what I got in my hand?
- Okay. Here we go.
- Man. I hate paperwork.
- You happy about this?
- Okay. It's over. You hear me?
- Whoa. He's shooting.
- That's too close.
- Somebody get him.
- Dive.
- Fall back. Fall back.
- Move back. We're exposed.
- Get outta here.
- There's only one way this is gonna end.
- You about to be in a world of hurt.
- Another day, another piece of scum.
- You will submit to me.
- I sure hope you have insurance.
- I love to clean scum off the streets.
- You wanna back up, sir?
- Please choose another route, sir.
- Are all these bank cards yours?
- This is a little dangerous to be carrying around isn't it?
- Get down.
- Hit the floor.
- Everybody eat dirt.
- Stay low.
- Down on the ground.
- Please get outta the vehicle and place your hands on the roof.
- Get out and show me your hands.
- Out. Now. Hands on the car.
- Please step out of the vehicle.
- Slowly remove yourself from the vehicle.
- Unfasten your seat belt and get out of the car.
- Get out. Out of the car.
- Get out of the car.
- It's over. Get out.
- Get out where I can see you now.
- Thank you. Good work, neighbor.
- Come on now. We can talk about this.
- This isn't gonna solve anything.
- Nice gun. Can I see it?
- Sir, please put the gun down.
- Do you think that makes you a big man?
- Scum like you can't fight like a big man, huh?
- Did you just look at me?
- Should I worry about you?
- You got a guilty look about you. Any reason?
- Why you look so nervous suddenly?
- You carrying? Drugs, weapons?
- You didn't think you'd get away, did you?
- Here's how it's done, motherfucker.
- I'm afraid I can't let you get away with this.
- What, you didn't see this coming?
- You enjoy a few seconds or pretending to be a cop?
- Yeah. Another one down.
- Aw shit. I hate being investigated.
- You shoulda just come in like I asked.
- Aw shit. You better have been guilty.
- Time for some cardio.
- I love to get my blood pumping.
- Aw man. I glad I work out.
- Dammit.
- Where is he?
- Shit. Now I gotta file a report.
- Officer shot. Officer down.
- Cop down. We need help.
- Wounded officer. Get an ambulance.
- Whoa!
- Yeah!
- We have a wounded civilian.
- We have a citizen down. Send help.
- Wounded civilian caught in crossfire.
- It is a pedestrian down. Send an ambulance.
- Pull over.
- Pull over to the side of the road.
- Park your vehicle and turn the engine off.
- If you don't pull over, I will pull you over.
- Pull over now or I will be forced to take action.
- Come on. Let's regroup.
- Get over here.
- We have an MVA.
- Just witnessed an MVA.
- We have an accident here.
- Oops. We have an MVA.
- There's been a collision here.
- Whoa. I thought I was done.
- You're just wasting my time now. Come on out.
- You can't hide. I know this city like the back of my hand.
- Oh my. This is gonna be fun. Yes indeed.
- Let's stop pretending. Just come on out.
- Everybody step back.
- Let me handle this situation.
- Ah. In the leg. In the leg.s
- My leg is hit.
- Okay. We're gonna split up.
- We'll cover more ground if we split up.
- Okay. Put it away.
- Don't do anything you're gonna regret.
- Are we gonna have a situation here?
- Drop the gun and step back.
- Put that away.
- Don't even think about it.
- Drop it.
- Do not use that.
- We have you surrounded.
- There's nowhere to run. Come on out.
- Okay. We have you in the bag. Surrender yourself.
- You are completely surrounded.
- There is no escape. Drop your weapon and step forward.
- Suspect is on foot.
- Suspect has no vehicle.
- Get down.
- Get outta there.
- Watch it.
- Take cover.
- Get outta the line of fire.
- I have him.
- He's in my sights.
- I'm taking the shot.
- I've got you now.
- Stand still.
- You're going down.
- Thank you.
- Much obliged.
- Pull over. Pull over now.
- You got balls of steel. I'll give you that.
- This has suddenly gotten a lot more interesting.
- In case you hadn't noticed, I am a police officer.
- Ha ha. All ladies love a man in uniform.
- Aw. You're just flirting with me now.
- So what do you look like, precious?
- You are one sexy dispatcher.
MY Cop Hispanic
- You do know it's dangerous to drive a vehicle in that condition?
- Drop the weapon or I'll shoot.
- Officers, take cover. Take cover.
- Fan out, guys. Fan out.
- I pulled you over because your vehicle is exhibiting some serious damage.
- I saw the suspect on a boat. I repeat, a boat.
- Put that gun on the ground.
- This appears to be a firearm.
- Suspect is armed. I repeat, suspect is armed.
- Ah! No way. The boards at the station will never let me forget this.
- I can't let you through without paying.
- My feet are really hurting. Damn.
- Have you any idea how much paper work I'm gonna have to deal with now?
- Do not make me get out of this car.
- Now he's going down.
- I need cover. Cover me.
- That belongs to the city, you idiot.
- Suspect is now in a car.
- Everyone, we should separate.
- You've been stopped for reckless driving.
- Can't we just shoot him in the back and say we didn't do it?
- Police. Halt.
- Dispatch, the suspect is armed.
- I need backup ASAP.
- On the train. They're on the train.
- Excuse me, sir. I think you better stop that at once.
- Where are you?
- Police. Halt.
- You just hit the wrong car.
- Put the weapon down.
- Take cover. Get down. Duck.
- Police. Freeze.
- Yeah. Dispatch. Confirm that. Suspect is armed.
- Send in some backup. I'm in trouble.
- You want me to take you downtown?
- Stop this at once. You're under arrest.
- Get down.
- Run. Run.
- LCPD. Show me your ID.
- Okay. You've asked for it.
- ID papers please.
- I got them. Right there. Stop what you're doing.
- This is gonna hurt you a lot.
- Come back, you fucking cheapskate.
- Police. Freeze.
- Stop that or I'll shoot.
- Place both of your hands up on your head, please.
- We got a wild one. Stay down.
- Give me my car back now.
- I can't handle this. Send me some backup.
- I need some covering fire over here.
- No doubt about it. Suspect is on the train.
- Do you recognize this uniform?
- I can make a move.
- Sir, step away from the vehicle and we'll pretend this never happened.
- Suspect is in some sort of car.
- Doesn't nobody know how to drive in this city?
- You just made me spill my coffee.
- You just made a big mistake.
- Hey. This is city property. Watch out.
- Suspect has a gun.
- Come on, guys.
- Ah! I just spilt coffee down my pants.
- Drop that gun now.
- Cease and desist your current action or I will take you in.
- I'll get him. Watch my back.
- That belongs to the city, you idiot.
- Going down.
- Dispatch, suspect is on a boat.
- Let's al move away now, please people.
- Now get your hands on your head.
- Dispatch, I'm continuing on foot.
- Spanish
- Officer proceeding on foot.
- Get back here right now.
- LCPD. Freeze.
- Dispatch, I'm reporting in on pursuit.
- Watch my back.
- Cover me. I'm making a move.
- Can I have one of the ones with the itty bits of chocolate on, please?
- Smile, motherfucker. You're on CCTV.
- Come on, guys. Stop him.
- Do you know how fast you were going back there?
- Damn.
- I'm a police officer. You're under arrest.
- I'm having trouble keeping up. Send in the bird.
- You were driving recklessly back there.
- Okay, people. Move along. Let's get on with our jobs.
- I'll have one of the ones with the sprinkles on it.
- We need a whole lot more help over here.
- It's all over, folks. Please disperse.
- Hey. Pay attention. You could have killed somebody.
- Take cover, boys.
- It's okay. You can carry on with your business now.
- Over there. Hey. Stop.
- You have any idea how fast you were driving there?
- We can't stop him. Send me all you got.
- That was incredibly unwise of you.
- We're almost there.
- Send me all you got.
- Cover me. I'm making a move.
- Ah! No way. The boards at the station will never let me forget this.
- Just stop running, okay?
- I'm the following the suspect into the subway system.
- Police. Halt.
- Oh yeah!
- Time to go. Come on.
- I'm gonna track you down, you degenerate.
- Okay. You're clean. Sorry to trouble you.
- Stop that or I'll be forced to stop it for you.
- Going down.
- Have a perp in view. Giving chase.
- Thank you. Have a nice day.
- Here goes!
- Going down.
- Okay, sir. Move along now.
- Stop that right now.
- I need air support here, dispatch.
- Pin him down so I can make a move.
- Oh yeah!
- This is the police. Stop where you are.
- Here goes!
- Thanks. Drive safely.
- You can't stay here. Move along, please.
- Suspect has proceeded into the subway.
- If you stop now, I won't hurt you when I catch you.
- Somebody just landed themselves in a world of trouble.
- Clear the area now, people.
- That's the perp. Stop. Liberty City police.
- You want me to take you downtown?
- Hey, you. Halt.
- Come on now, sir. You know you can't stay there.
- You can't steal this car. I'm a cop.
- Please stop running. I'm getting a stitch.
- It's all over. Nothing more happening here, folks.
- We're almost there.
- You're mine now.
- Gracias. Have a good one.
- Let's get it on.
- Okay, people. Please disperse.
- Stop that right now.
- Dispatch. Yep. Suspect is on a bike.
- You asked for it and now you're gonna get it.
- You have to pay to get through here.
- I need you to open the trunk for me.
- I think you better stop that at once.
- My feet are really hurting. Damn.
- I need some covering fire over here.
- Okay. Now I'm gonna ask to open the trunk so I can take a look inside.
- You're mine now.
- Suspect is currently on a motorbike.
- We need a whole lot more help over here.
- Come on.
- This guy's a pain in the ass.
- I'm a cop. You can't do this to me.
- Cease and desist your current action or I will take you in.
- Run. It's gonna blow!
- Step away from the vehicle and we'll pretend this never happened.
- I need cover. Cover me.
- Pain in the ass.
- You're in trouble if I catch you.
- I'm a cop. You can't do this to me.
- Sorry. There's a toll here.
- Oh shit.
- Now I gotta hurt you.
- Come on. We're gaining on him.
- You can run but you can't hide.
- If you farted in my car, I'll shoot you. I swear to God.
- LCPD. You're under arrest.
- Okay, guys. Let's split up and fan out.
- I oughta beat you for making me run like that.
- I told you there's no point in running. You're under arrest.
- Sir, don't move a muscle or I'll shoot.
- Not so smart now are you, sir?
- Now we got you on our terms. Here comes the fun part.
- Is that my blood? Oh, Jesus.
- Officer down. Officer down.
- Call for a medic. I'm dying here.
- Somebody shoot that bastard for me.
- Outta the God damn way. Now.
- Move. We're in pursuit here.
- I don't believe this. Get outta the way.
- Jesus. Will you get outta the way. Move it.
- Everybody stay quiet. We'll all get moving soon enough.
- I keep telling these folks at City Hall about these bottlenecks, but do they listen?
- Listen up, people. Stay vigilant.
- Come on, people. Let's get things moving.
- I must spend at least half my life sat in traffic.
- Those geniuses at City Hall can't even keep this damn town moving.
- Come on. What's the hold up here?
- If I had more energy, I'd sort this mess out.
- Careful. Mind out.
- LCPD. Step aside.
- Mind how you go there.
- Police. Halt.
- Stop running, sir.
- LCPD. Freeze.
- Please stop running. I'm getting a stitch.
- If you stop now, I won't hurt you when I catch you.
- LCPD. You're under arrest.
- You're in trouble if I catch you.
- Just stop running, okay?
- You're gonna be okay. It looks worse than it is.
- LCPD. I'm commandeering this vehicle.
- LCPD. I need this vehicle now.
- Breathe. God damn it. Breathe.
- Get the license plate.
- I'm a cop.
- Maniac.
- I'll get you one day.
- Stop him. Someone.
- LCPD. Don't move.
- Think very carefully now.
- Stop right there.
- Don't move or I'll shoot.
- Stop. I will shoot you.
- Don't even think about it.
- Keep down.
- Whoa. That nearly hit me. Get down.
- Stay down.
- Everyone down now.
- Guy. Fall back.
- Too much firepower. Back off.
- Let's get to cover and wait for backup.
- Get down on the ground now.
- Assaulting an officer is a serious offense.
- Back down now.
- You're under arrest. Cease your current behavior.
- Stop that right now.
- You're getting yourself into a world of pain.
- Do you know it's a criminal offense to follow a police officer?
- Desist following me now.
- Stolen cards, huh?
- Oh. What do we have here? Looks like trouble.
- Hit the deck.
- Police. Hit the floor.
- Police. Get down.
- LCPD. Everybody down.
- LCPD. Take cover.
- Please exit the vehicle and place your hands on the roof.
- Okay. Now get out and let me see your hands on the roof.
- Now get out and spread 'em.
- Step out of the car now.
- Now I want you to exit the vehicle.
- Slowly get out of your car.
- Get outta the God damn car.
- Now we got you. Get outta there.
- Now step out and away from the car.
- Move it. Get outta the car.
- Good work, sir.
- Put the weapon on the ground and back away.
- Put that gun down right now.
- This is an unwise course of action.
- Drop the weapon.
- Don't make me shoot you.
- I swear you'll wish you never pointed that gun at me.
- You wanna feel my baton?
- Don't look at me like that, prison meat.
- Hey, ugly. Walk away.
- You wanna find out how so many people fall down the stairs at my precint?
- You wanna have a nasty accident?
- Give me my car back now.
- Step outta the vehicle now, sir.
- If you farted in my car, I'll shoot you. I swear to God.
- You better not have taken a bite out of my donut.
- Get outta that vehicle right now.
- May you rest in peace.
- There's one less piece of scum to deal with.
- Not so tough now, are you?
- You see, punk? Crime doesn't pay.
- Dispatch, I'm continuing on foot.
- Officer proceeding on foot.
- I'm gonna follow him on foot.
- Where are you?
- Aw shit.
- Damn. I lost him.
- We got an officer down over here.
- Man down.
- We got an officer down.
- Dispatch, we got a citizen down.
- We got a pedestrian down. Repeat, pedestrian's been shot.
- Civilian down. Suspected gunshot wound.
- They shot a civilian. Send the paramedics in.
- Pull over. Now.
- I order you to stop that vehicle.
- Pull over now. You have been warned.
- Pull over now.
- Pull over the vehicle now.
- This is no use. Regroup everyone. On me.
- Okay. Let's rethink this. Gather round.
- Nice procedure. Good work. Thanks.
- Come out, punk. You don't stand a chance.
- If I find you, you're gonna have a nasty accident.
- I'm gonna find you and you're gonna have an uncomfortable night.
- I'm gonna enjoy interogating you.
- What is that? Oh Jesus.
- Everybody stay calm. I'm with the LCPD.
- Okay, guys. Let's split up and fan out.
- Everyone, we should separate and search him down.
- Fan out, guys. Fan out.
- Put the weapon down.
- Drop that gun now.
- Drop the weapon or I'll shoot.
- Put that gun on the ground.
- Put down that weapon.
- Drop it and move away.
- Put the weapon on the floor now.
- Drop the God damn weapon.
- There's no hope. Give up.
- We got you surrounded. There's no escape.
- Come out with your hands up.
- You're outta luck, punk. Now we got you.
- Give up now and you won't get shot.
- Suspect is proceeding on foot.
- Suspect is on foot. Uh huh.
- Take cover, boys.
- We got a wild one. Stay down.
- Officers, take cover. Take cover.
- Get down. He's shooting at us.
- Take cover. Get down. Duck.
- I've got him.
- Okay. Now he's mine.
- I got him lined up.
- He's going down.
- Okay. I got him in my sights.
- He's going down.
- Thanks.
- Thank you.
- You can't steal this car. I'm a cop.
- Ah! I just spilt coffee down my pants.
- Stop that or I'll be forced to stop it for you.
- Sir, stop this at once. You're under arrest.
- Dispatch say again.
- Repeat your last dispatch. I do not read you.
- Say again. You're breaking up.
- What? Say that again.
MY Cop Traffic Black
- I suppose you know how illegal that damage on your car is?
- Split up.
- Did you know your car violates at least two state laws that I can see?
- Suspect has obtained a boat.
- You always have firearms in your car? You're under arrest.
- Suspect is armed with a gun.
- You gotta pay the toll or you can't go.
- Might be trouble.
- ???
- Heads down.
- I've had it with this guy.
- Keep me covered.
- Officer under attack. Officer under attack.
- Suspect has a car.
- No. I got a wife and kids.
- Let's split up.
- I pulled you over because your reckless driving was a danger to others.
- He can't run from all of us.
- In pursuit of perp. Requesting backup.
- Suspect is armed and dangerous.
- That's five count.
- I need backup.
- Target on a train.
- Stop. Police.
- Shit.
- Spread out.
- Call the station.
- Ugh. Still digesting the donuts.
- Suspect is to be treated as armed.
- Backup requested.
- Police. Freeze.
- This looks really, really bad.
- Just take it and get outta here.
- Fall back and take cover. Standy by for detonation.
- ID please.
- Can I see some form of identifcation, please?
- Police. Hold it.
- I'm not resisting. I'm not resisting.
- You think you can get outta this?
- You can't do that.
- Ugh. Still digesting the donuts.
- Vehicle under attack.
- Place your hands on your head, please.
- Back up. Back up.
- Draw his fire.
- Suspect is on a train.
- Shit.
- This is public property.
- That's public property.
- Suspect is in a car.
- It's a trap! We're down!
- We're in trouble!
- Stop or I'll charge you further.
- Shit.
- Suspect has a gun and should be considered dangerous.
- Let's close this net.
- Could you please just knock me out? I can't tell the kids about this.
- Stop or I'll charge you further.
- Police. Hold it right there.
- His ass is mine.
- So long, dickhead.
- Suspect is in a boat.
- Everyone evacuate immediately.
- The car's hit.
- Okay. Place your hands on top of your head.
- Hit the ground.
- Ah! Don't shoot.
- You can deal with me now or a longer sentence later.
- All units, pursuing on foot.
- Hey. You've got to pay.
- All units. Leaving my vehicle for foot pursuit.
- That's five counts, buddy.
- You can't hide from me.
- He might be trouble.
- Cover me.
- Give me whatever's the freshest.
- Stop and pay the fare.
- Let's close this net.
- Whoa there, Nelly. You know this isn't race day, right?
- Damn.
- Back up. Back up.
- We need air support here.
- You realize you could have killed someone, driving like that?
- Everything is under control. Nothing to see here.
- I'll have the freshest donuts you have.
- No rubbernecking. Nothing to see.
- Call for backup.
- Thanks for your cooperation. You can go.
- LCPD. Freeze.
- You realize how far over the speed limit you were, right?
- Requesting maximum support to subdue suspect.
- Damn.
- Cover me.
- Stop running and get on the ground.
- You're gonna spend the rest of your life in jail if you don't come out now.
- Suspect has entered the subway.
- Spread out.
- You're going down.
- Whoa. I'm not risking my pension over you.
- You know you can't be here.
- That's public property.
- You're clean. You can go.
- Just leave a scar on my face. Throw me out and I'll let you go.
- I need backup. Backup.
- He could be a problem.
- Have a nice day.
- I'm gonna finish this.
- How many counts do you want on your arrest?
- You're mine, asshole.
- Let's go. Time to hit the road.
- Suspect has expired.
- Stop right now. LCPD.
- Requesting immediate air support.
- Keep 'em busy.
- You're going down.
- Hold it right there.
- I'm gonna finish this.
- Thank you.
- You're gonna have to leave.
- Suspect is in the subway.
- You just piling the charges on.
- What the hell?
- Suspect is deceased.
- Evacuate the area now.
- Don't move a muscle.
- I see you. Don't move.
- Come on, buddy. You can't stay here.
- Can you hit me and throw me out? It'll look better.
- You want another charge? Get over here.
- Everyone get outta here.
- People like that think they can escape from a whole group of cops?
- I'm taking you down.
- Thanks.
- Okay. Relax.
- We have to get out. Let's go.
- Suspect on bike.
- Calling off pursuit. Lethal force has been used.
- Don't force me to use this.
- You can't go on without paying the toll.
- Can you pop the trunk, please?
- Say bye-bye, asshole.
- We'll get him.
- Fire.
- Open the trunk, please.
- I'm taking you down.
- Suspect is on a bike.
- We won't get the suspect until we have maximum support.
- Can't run from all of us.
- You are going down, perp.
- I really wanna get this guy.
- This is a police vehicle.
- It's gonna blow. Fall back.
- Keep me covered.
- People like that think they can escape from a whole group of cops?
- Stop. Police.
- If you wanna go, you gotta pay.
- Suspect has evaded me.
- Okay, dickhead. I see ya.
- Look, calm down or I'll calm you down myself.
- Don't let him get away.
- The harder you make this, the worse it's gonna be for you.
- Duck!
- We'll cover more ground if we split up and search.
- You're going downtown.
- You like getting in trouble or something?
- Hold it right there, buddy.
- Hands over your head.
- Let me see your hands.
- Officer down. Officer down.
- I've been hit.
- Call an ambulance. I'm hit.
- Call for help. I'm shot.
- Pull to the side. Police.
- Pull over. Police.
- Police. Move aside.
- Get outta the way. Police.
- Hey. You wanna get arrested for loitering?
- Police. Move along.
- You are blocking traffic. Get off the road.
- Get outta the way.
- Move aside right now.
- Police. Move your vehicle.
- Move it. You are blocking the police.
- Move aside. Police.
- Damn.
- Watch it.
- Careful, buddy.
- In pursuit of perp. Requesting backup.
- I see you, buddy.
- You can't hide from me.
- You want another charge? Get over here.
- You just piling the charges on.
- The harder you make this, the worse it's gonna be for ya.
- Stop. Police.
- Stop running and get on the ground.
- Hang tight, buddy. Help is on the way.
- I need this vehicle. Police business.
- LCPD. I need your vehicle.
- Hey!
- Stop!
- Police! Stop!
- Hold it.
- Slow down.
- Freeze.
- Stop right there or I'll shoot.
- The safety's off, buddy.
- Hold it right there or I'll shoot.
- Get on the ground right now.
- Hands up. Knees on the ground.
- Duck.
- Heads down.
- Hit the ground.
- Get down until he runs out of ammo.
- Fall back.
- Regroup ten yards back.
- Move back ten yards.
- You picked the wrong Irish boy to tangle with.
- You think you got what it takes?
- Come on. Don't pull your punches.
- I know you've got the fire in you. So let's see it.
- Is that the best you can do?
- Night night.
- Call for backup.
- I need backup. Backup.
- Hey. I see you, buddy. Take a hike.
- Got a problem, buddy? Get outta here.
- Get your ass outta here.
- You either need to report a crime or be on your way, okay?
- Take a walk, buddy. I see you back there.
- You think I don't know you're back there? Get outta here before I arrest you.
- You got a different name for each card. You're under arrest.
- Why do you have this if you're not an officer? You're under arrest.
- Get down, everyone.
- Everyone down.
- LCPD. Get down.
- LCPD. Everyone down.
- Get down everyone and stay down.
- I'm gonna ask you to leave your car and put your hands on the roof.
- Get outta the car and put your hands on the roof.
- Step outside and place your hands on the roof of your car.
- Get out of your car slowly.
- Slowly get out of the car.
- Get out of the car. No sudden moves.
- Get out of your car.
- Exit your car right now.
- Open the car door and get out.
- Get the hell outta the car.
- Thanks for your help. We need more people like you in LC.
- What do you think you're doing anyway?
- What, are you some kind of troublemaker?
- We don't need any watchdogs around here.
- You think you're smarter than the LCPD?
- You got a problem here?
- Suspect has expired.
- Ssupect is deceased.
- I got him. He's dead.
- Calling off pursuit. Lethal force has been used.
- All units, pursuing on foot.
- All units, leaving my vehicle for foot pursuit.
- All units, I'm chasing him on foot.
- Shit. Lost him.
- Suspect has evaded me.
- Damn. I thought he was here.
- Officer down.
- We've got an officer down.
- Call an ambulance. We've got an officer down.
- Call for an ambulance. We've got a civilian casualty.
- A civilian has been shot. Get a medic here.
- We need an ambulance. There's a civilian casualty.
- A person's down. We need an ambulance.
- LCPD. Pull over.
- Pull over. Police.
- Drive to one side and park your vehicle.
- LCPD. This is your final warning to pull over.
- PUll over and stop your vehicle. This is your final warning.
- Regroup, everybody.
- Okay. Let's regroup and start again.
- We've got an accident here.
- Reporting another accident.
- Another accident. A lot of them today.
- We've got another accident.
- I've got a traffic accident to report.
- Thanks. My pension is worth nothing at this point.
- How many counts do you want on your arrest?
- Inmates today eat guys like you for dinner.
- You can deal with me now or a longer sentence later.
- You're gonna spend the rest of your life in jail if you don't come out now.
- Whoa. Backup. Backup.
- Okay. Call for backup.
- Ah. I'm hit in the leg.
- Officer down. Officer down.
- We'll cover more ground if we split up and search.
- Let's split up and look for him.
- We'll find him faster if we split up.
- Drop the gun.
- Release your firearm.
- Put the gun down.
- Police. Drop it.
- Drop your weapon.
- Police. Drop the weapon.
- Drop it.
- LCPD. Release the weapon.
- Police. Put the weapon down.
- We've got you surrounded.
- Drop it. You're surrounded.
- Give up. You're surrounded.
- Don't resist. You are surrounded.
- Are you gonna cme peacefully now?
- Suspect is on foot.
- Suspect now on foot.
- Take cover.
- Everyone take cover.
- Watch out. Take cover.
- Look out.
- Heads up.
- You're mine, asshole.
- I've got you, you son of a bitch.
- Okay, dickhead. I see you.
- You are going down, perp.
- Say bye-bye, asshole.
- So long, dickhead.
- Thanks.
- Thanks a lot.
- Can you hit me and throw me out? It'll look better.
- Could you please just knock me out? I can't tell the kids about this.
- Just leave a scar on my face. Throw me out and I'll let you go.
- This looks really, really bad.
- Roger that.
- I'm on it. Over.
- Copy that.
- That's a copy.
MY Cop Traffic Hispanic
- I pulled you over because your car's a wreck.
- Split up. We gotta find this bastard.
- Have you seen the state of your car? It's trashed.
- Officer 219. Perp is in a boat.
- Stay right where you are. You're under arrest.
- The suspect has a gun.
- I can't let you through without paying.
- You can't outrun us all.
- Spanish
- You about to experience pain on a whole new level.
- I don't tap dance for nobody.
- Who got my back?
- Don't you put your hands on me.
- Dispatch, perp is in a car.
- Don't you clip on me, Spanish
- Let's try splitting up.
- Have you lost your mind? You were driving like a lunatic.
- I can do this all day, pendejo.
- Suspect is armed. Repeat, suspect is armed.
- Officer 219 requesting immediate backup.
- Dispatch, perp is on a train.
- Police. Hold it right there.
- I must be losing my touch.
- Let's take this fucker down.
- I'm a bring the rain down on your ass.
- You know we'll break that ass up.
- Officer 219. This guy's packing some heat.
- Get some backup down here now.
- Freeze. LCPD.
- Have you got a death wish?
- Suspect is armed. Repeat, suspect is armed.
- Spanish Oh, you one stupid motherfucker.
- Guys, let's regroup. Safety in numbers.
- Get down. This thing's going up.
- Let's see some ID.
- Now you really pissed me off.
- Show me some ID.
- Stop. Police.
- Okay. I'm not gonna be a hero.
- I'll slap the taste of your your mouth.
- Come back, you fucking cheapskate.
- You know we'll break that ass up.
- You are going to jail, asshole.
- Put your hands on your head and don't try anything stupid.
- I need some backup down here.
- Spanish
- Suspect has boarded a train.
- Spanish
- What the fuck? I'll take you out.
- Suspect is proceeding in a car.
- Spanish
- Motherfucker.
- Already looking forward to the cavity search, asshole.
- I'm gonna bust your shit right open.
- The suspect is armed and dangerous.
- Spanish That's about to blow.
- You think you so hard?
- Are you crazy? Stop the fucking car.
- Spanish
- Time for you to lay down, cabrone.
- I got you in my sights.
- Suspect is in a boat.
- We need to clear this area immediately.
- You in trouble now, asshole.
- Please place your hands on top of your head.
- Put the gun down, man.
- Spanish
- I will personally hunt you down, pendejo.
- Out of the way. That's gonna explode.
- Looks like we might have some action down here.
- Just one donut. I'm watching my figure.
- Smile, motherfucker. You're on CCTV.
- You think you so hard?
- Ever heard of a speed limit? You could have killed someone.
- What the fuck? I'm a take you down.
- Officer 219. Requesting air support.
- I had to pull you over. You were all over the road.
- Nothing for you to worry about. Move along.
- Give me three donuts. I'm hungrier than a hostage.
- We need heavy ass artillery down here.
- Keep moving. Nothing's happening.
- Now you got a fucking problem.
- You're okay. On your way please.
- Police. Stay right where you are.
- You must be crazy. You were well over the speed limit.
- The shit's hit the fan. Send everything you got.
- You going down for that.
- You know you're not getting away.
- The shit's hit the fan. Send everything you got.
- Cover me.
- Suspect has entered the subway.
- Let's take this fucker down.
- You better not dump on me.
- Hit the water. It don't hit back.
- You ain't nothing but a fake ass wannabe.
- Okay. You're clean, but stay outta trouble.
- In ten seconds you gonna have the whole LCPD on your ass.
- Don't do it, asshole.
- I might need some assistance down here.
- Thank you. Have a nice day.
- Nobody fucks with me.
- Let's regroup.
- I've got you right where I want you.
- Go and loiter somewhere else.
- Police. Don't even think about running.
- Send a chopper.
- Give me some cover.
- Strap up, sucker. We about to do this.
- Hey you. Hold it right there.
- Thanks. Drive safely.
- Ain't you got a home to go to?
- Suspect is in the subway.
- Spanish
- Everybody's gotta leave right now.
- Police. Don't move a muscle, asshole.
- LCPD. Don't move.
- Come on. You can't hang around here.
- Spanish I'm a cop.
- Okay. Everybody outta here.
- You know you're not getting away.
- That shit don't phase me.
- Gracias. Have a good one.
- I almost feel bad about fucking you up.
- We've got to evacuate this area.
- Suspect is on a bike. I repeat, a bike.
- I'm a smack the living shit outta you.
- You have to pay to get through here.
- I need to take a look in the trunk.
- Say goodnight, ???
- You can't outrun us all.
- Can you pop the trunk for me?
- Officer 219. The perp is riding a bike.
- This guy's a fucing lunatic. We need heavy ass artillery down here.
- I'm gonna damage you.
- Spanish
- Give him a rope and he wanna be a cowboy.
- Are you crazy? I'm a fucking cop.
- Watch out. It's gonna blow.
- I can do this all day, pendejo.
- Sorry. There's a toll here.
- Slippery motherfucker.
- Time to put this motherfucker down.
- You gonna learn some respect.
- I'm gonna damage you.
- I'm that badass ??? your mom warned you about.
- Okay. Let's split up.
- You just won an all expenses paid trip to the slammer.
- I'm gonna make Sergeant over this.
- Spanish
- Stay down or I put you down.
- The boys upstate gonna love a tight ass like you.
- Spanish
- I've been hit.
- Spanish
- Get me a doctor.
- Get out the fucking road. This is a high speed pursuit.
- You want me to take out your tires? Get outta the way.
- You wanna get arrested? Move.
- Get the hell outta the way now.
- Wake up. You're missing a great day.
- Put some pep in your step.
- This fool's not all there.
- Okay. Let's haul ass.
- Spanish Move it.
- What's the hold up?
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Vamos. Let's go.
- That potion's gonna get you planted.
- The last thing you wanna do is test me, bro.
- I bust punks like you all day.
- I'm about to take you to school.
- You know what it is.
- Ready to get your ass waxed?
- This is how we do it 'round here.
- Let's do this.
- You look like you scared to me.
- I'm gonna bust your ass.
- I'm your worst fucking nightmare.
- They gonna sow you back up.
- I'm taking your wheels. That's why they give me a badge.
- I need your vehicle.
- Spanish
- Cono.
- Spanish
- Pendejo.
- Spanish
- Time to fuck some shit up.
- I live for this shit.
- Freeze, motherfucker.
- Spanish
- Don't make me cap your ass.
- And they pay me for this shit.
- Get down.
- Take cover.
- Spanish
- Get your heads down.
- Fall back.
- Move back.
- Okay. Retreat.
- Okay, motherfucker. It's on.
- I'm so bad I kick my own ass.
- Put your dancing shoes on. We about to tango, baby.
- You could bust a grape with combat boots on.
- Soft as baby shit dipped in baby oil.
- I hit you so fast, the blackout will get there before the punch.
- You know I'm gonna bust that ass up.
- I wear you like a new pair of shoes, asshole.
- You trying to get arrested?
- You seconds away from a night in jail, pendejo.
- Don't think I won't bust your ass.
- You want me to take you downtown?
- Spanish
- Don't fuck with me, punk. I'm warning you.
- Either you're schizophrenic or these bank cards aren't all yours.
- What we got here? Now you're in a whole world of shit.
- Everybody get down.
- Spanish
- Get down. I'm gonna shoot.
- If you don't wanna get shot, hit the floor.
- Hit the deck now. I'm a cop.
- Get out of the car and put your hands on the roof.
- Step out of the vehicle and place your hands on the roof.
- Get outta the car. I wanna see your hands on the roof.
- Step out of the car.
- Please get out of the vehicle.
- Get out of your vehicle now.
- Get the fuck out of the vehicle, asshole.
- You got five seconds to get out of there, asshole.
- Get out of the fucking car now.
- Step outta the car right now.
- Thanks, man. At least there's some good guys left in Liberty City.
- You think your shit don't stink?
- Sooner or later me and you gonna have it out.
- Are you looking for trouble?
- Are you eyeballing me?
- You look like you up to no good.
- You wanted it the hard way.
- You had it coming.
- I'm cleaning up this town one by one.
- Another notch on the headboard.
- I'm hanging by a very thin thread, motherfucker.
- Now you're screwed.
- I wanna take you back to the old school.
- I know he's here somewhere. I can smell his fear.
- He's a slippery motherfucker.
- Where is that guy? I must be losing my touch.
- Officer down.
- We got a man down.
- One of our boys is hit.
- We got a civilian down.
- Civilian casualty. I repeat, civilian casualty.
- We need medics down here right now.
- A civ has been shot. Send an ambulance.
- Pull over to the side of the road.
- This is the LCPD. Pull over now.
- Pull over. This is the police.
- Pull over or we'll shoot your tires out.
- Pull over or we will use force.
- Guys, let's regroup. Safety in numbers.
- Let's regroup. One of us has gotta spot this guy.
- Officer 219, reporting an MVA.
- We got an MVA. Need medical assistance.
- I've got an MVA. Better send someone out.
- Need some medics out here. We got an MVA.
- Reporting an MVA. Who's in my area?
- Thanks, Doc. So much for traffic duty.
- Give it up now and I try to get you a room with a view.
- You might as well come out now. There's nowhere left to run, asshole.
- Two choices: give yourself up, or go home in a body bag.
- It's the end of the line. You wanna do this the hard way or the easy way?
- Cono. They need to pay me more money, man.
- Spanish You never get used to this shit.
- Ah! My leg!
- Spanish That hurts.
- Okay. Let's split up. He's around here somewhere.
- Let's try splitting up.
- Split up. We gotta find this bastard.
- Police. Drop the gun.
- Police. Place the gun on the ground.
- Drop it. Now.
- Drop the gun immediately.
- Police. Drop the weapon.
- LCPD. Drop it now.
- LCPD. Hold it right there.
- Police. Put the weapon down.
- No way out, cabrone. Give it up.
- You're surrounded, asshole.
- This is your last chance to come out of this alive.
- You're fucked now, ???
- You're surrounded.
- The perp is on foot.
- We got ourselves a runner.
- Take cover.
- Get down.
- Run for cover.
- Take some cover.
- Everybody get down.
- I've got you right where I want you.
- I got you in my sights.
- One squeeze and you're wearing your balls for earrings.
- Spanish
- Say goodnight ???
- Time to put this motherfucker down.
- Thanks.
- Gracias.
- Spanish I'm a cop, man.
- Are you crazy? Stop the fucking car.
- In ten seconds you gonna have the whole LCPD on your ass.
- Have you got a death wish, man?
- Yeah. I'm not far from there.
- Sure. I'll take a look.
- I'm kinda tied up right now.
- Probably nothing, but I'll check it out.
My Cop Traffic White
- You steal this beat-up piece of shit?
- Everyone, split up and search.
- Your car's a little dinged up.
- Call the marine unit. Suspect in boat.
- Wow, a gun. Just like them hip hop boys.
- All officers, suspect has a gun.
- Oh, my back. Help.
- No pay, no pass.
- Dispatch, multiple officers are following.
- I'm gonna get sick time for that.
- I guess we're gonna have us a chase.
- Watch out.
- You're going down.
- Fire on my mark.
- Please. No. I'm close to retirement.
- Suspect is in a car.
- Let's split up. Don't get killed.
- You're driving like you're shitfaced.
- APB. Catch them.
- All officers, suspect is armed.
- I'm fucked. Call for backup.
- Call Transit PD. Suspect trainbound.
- Hey, civilian. I see that.
- Like a freaking chameleon.
- Come on, guys.
- Call in backup.
- First one to shoot gets a handjob.
- Suspect is wanted and armed.
- Cop in trouble. Request backup.
- Police. What are you doing?
- This is gonna be loud as shit.
- Reach for your ID slowly.
- I will chase you on foot.
- ID. Nice and slow.
- Suspect is in sight.
- Smell this. You'll know what's in store.
- You think you're gonna get away with that?
- First one to shoot gets a handjob.
- This is a bad movie.
- Hands on your head.
- Backup now. I'm in trouble.
- Covering fire that way.
- Suspect is on a train.
- Hey, biscuit brains.
- Oh no. Backup.
- Suspect is mobile.
- You got some balls.
- Assault an officer?
- I'll find your mom.
- That's city property.
- The perp is armed.
- Everyone, catch that perp.
- Right in front of a cop too.
- Outta the car.
- Let's fucking rock.
- I got a clear shot.
- Dispatch, suspect has taken to water.
- We're all gonna die.
- My nightstick, your ass.
- I'm gonna frisk you good. Hands on head.
- Let's get out nice and slow.
- Fucking duck.
- Get back here, you little son of a bitch.
- You're a douche.
- All officers on alert.
- Give me a donut with extra filling.
- I'm gonna ram your asshole for that one.
- Everyone, catch that perp.
- You late to the abortion clinic?
- Fuck. I'm under attack.
- Dispatch, call in air support.
- I pulled you over for driving like shit.
- Mind your own business.
- A donut, please. I'm so hungry.
- Get moving, you rubberneckers.
- My car, asshole.
- I ain't searching your ass. You're clean.
- There they are.
- You're driving a little too fast there.
- All units to this location!
- Your momma teach you to drive?
- APB. Catch them.
- Someone, cover me.
- Suspect is trying the subway. Ha.
- Come on, guys. Get him.
- Move along. Poor people are banned.
- You're an asshole.
- You seem to be clean.
- Dispatch, suspect is wanted.
- Have a nice day.
- Ha ha ha. Let's party.
- Right in my sights.
- This is a good neighborhood. Beat it.
- Out of car now.
- Misdemeanor in progress.
- We're gonna need choppers.
- Unload 'em, boys.
- I'm moving in, assholes.
- Officers, I've spotted the perp.
- Thanks.
- Come on. I told you, get going.
- Dispatch, call Transit PD.
- Hey, stupid. You blind?
- Get out.
- I have visual on the suspect.
- I spot the suspect.
- Go do that somewhere else.
- Leave the area.
- Beers to the cop who bags him.
- I'm going for glory!
- Paid in full.
- I'm gonna tear you up.
- Listen, people. Run for your lives.
- All officers, dork criminal on a bike.
- I call this baby Saw.
- Nobody gets by without paying.
- I smell something. Open your trunk.
- Get out of the car or I'll kill you.
- Dispatch, multiple officers are following.
- Let's take a look in your trunk.
- Dispatch, they're fleeing on a bike.
- It's World War III. Call in support.
- You can't outrun us all.
- I've got a headshot.
- All officers in pursuit.
- Holy shit. Help.
- It's gonna blow.
- All officers in pursuit.
- Nope. Gotta pay or you ain't going through.
- Where the hell did they go?
- Target in sight. One shot.
- You know what I do with this?
- You can't outrun us all.
- Don't make me sweat.
- Get down.
- Split up, boys.
- Ha. Thought you could outrun me?
- Crime loses today.
- Don't worry, your asshole with stretch.
- You're busted, asshole.
- Move and your head's in pieces.
- My God. Just like in the movies.
- I never even had a three way.
- Help. Someone. Mouth to mouth.
- My guts are coming out.
- I'm in pursuit. Move, assholes.
- Outta the way before I go mental.
- Move, fuckface.
- You are interfering with police action.
- Don't stand in the road, retard.
- You want a ticket?
- Hey, dummy. Get walking.
- Someone's gonna get a ticket.
- Move. I'm important.
- I've got a nightstick.
- Liberty City PD. Move it.
- I'm late to the donut convention.
- You got some balls.
- Want a nighstick in your ass?
- You wanna see God?
- I'm your worst nightmare.
- I'll blow your head off.
- Running is a felony.
- I'm in hot pursuit.
- This is how your mom likes it too.
- This doesn't have to be so tough.
- I'm calling in reinforcements.
- You've crossed the line.
- I'll take good care of your teen daughter.
- I need this. Liberty depends on it.
- Call the precint for a recipt.
- Holy shit.
- Hey, dickwad.
- Where's my gun?
- Get the plate.
- I'm a cop.
- I've got my gun out.
- You don't wanna hear this thing.
- I'll shoot your tits off.
- Hot shit. A firefight.
- Now we gonna kill.
- Been waiting to use this.
- Get down.
- Watch out.
- He's firing.
- Fucking duck.
- Retreat, like coster.
- Fall back. It's too much.
- Regroup. Fall back.
- We're gonna get violent.
- Bitch.
- I got immunity.
- I'll beat you and book you.
- I'm a cop, remember?
- Come on, fruity.
- You trying to get in my pants?
- These bank cards look stolen.
- Well, we found a weapon, huh?
- Everyone get down.
- Citizens, down.
- Get down.
- Run for cover.
- Stand back, everyone.
- Step out. Hands on roof.
- Get out slow. Hands where I can see them.
- Let's exit the vehicle. Hands up.
- Hey, shitdick. Outta the car.
- You hear me? Step out slow.
- Let's get outta the car, okay?
- Hey, numnutz. Outta the car.
- Out of car now.
- Get out of the car or I'll kill you.
- Let's get out nice and slow, buddy.
- Thanks. You oughta join the force.
- Ha. You ready for a rain of fire?
- Come on. One shot. Do it.
- Put it away before I kill you.
- You're about to have that up your ass.
- You ain't got the guts.
- You get that in a cereal box?
- You want a ticket for being an asshole?
- I think the boys downtown will like you.
- You think you're fucking smart, huh?
- You looking at me funny?
- Hey. Show some respect.
- Nice try, sweet tits.
- Ha. You're a fucking rookie.
- That's mine, shithead.
- Don't make me knock your teeth out.
- Sorry to ruin your plan.
- Ha. I'll get laid for that.
- I love killing animals.
- Call the meat wagon.
- Man. I'm a hero.
- I'm going to search on foot.
- Let's finish this man to asshole.
- Pursuit is now on foot.
- Dispatch, I lost him.
- Where the hell did they go?
- Like a freaking chameleon.
- Oh my God. We've lost a cop.
- Cop shot. Call in the Marines.
- This isn't supposed to happen.
- Dispatch, dumb civilian got shot.
- We're gonna need an ambulance.
- Dispatch, after your break call an ambulance.
- Idiot got himself shot.
- Pull that shitheap over.
- Side of the road, stupid.
- Get to the curb before I get angry.
- I'm warning you. Pull over.
- You're trying my patience. Pull over.
- All officers, let's regroup.
- Okay. Let's go to Plan B. Regroup.
- Oh, man. I saw a light and shit.
- I know you're around, sissy.
- Your momma likes hide and seek too.
- Come on, wussy. Hiding like a wussy.
- You fingerbanging your cornhole?
- I'm trained for this.
- Everyone, be calm. I'm here.
- Split up, boys. Search for him.
- Let's split up. Don't get killed.
- Everyone, split up and search.
- Hey. Put that gun down.
- It's not nice to point guns.
- Hey. You. Drop the weapon.
- Suspect is armed.
- Put the weapon away.
- Let's put that weapon down.
- You don't wanna hurt anyone.
- What are you doing with that?
- Hey, stupid. You're surrounded.
- There's nowhere else to go.
- We've got you covered on all sides.
- Don't move. We've got you.
- You got nowhere to run.
- Hey, boys. Suspect is on foot.
- This will be easy. Suspect on foot.
- Take cover.
- Everyone, hide.
- Watch out. Incoming.
- Duck, boys.
- Get down. Hide your assholes.
- Got him right in my sights.
- I got a clear shot.
- I've got him sighted.
- I've got a head shot.
- Permission to blow his head off.
- Target in sight. One shot.
- Thanks a lot.
- Much appreciated.
- Oh no. Just like on TV.
- Please, don't sexually assault me.
- I shoulda listened to the knife show.
- What do you want from me?
- Say again, dispatch.
- I don't know where my partner is.
- I failed my police fiscal?
- Why do I get all the calls?
MY Cop White
- This vehicle is not safe for the road, friend.
- You gonna fart out my dick?
- Careful, boys.
- This car's a little damaged. You having a problem?
- Boat chase. Just like Angel and the Knight.
- A piece. Is this yours?
- Dispatch, suspect has a gun.
- You shit-for-brains.
- No pay, no pass.
- Running don't work, stupid.
- Someone doesn't understand the law.
- You better stop running.
- This is gonna end now.
- Covering fire now.
- What? I'll murder your family.
- Suspect is in a car.
- Dispatch, suspect has boarded a train.
- You realize you're driving like a jackass back there?
- Call the media. Cops in pursuit.
- I can run all day.
- Call in reinforcements. Suspect dangerous.
- I'm gonna need some heavy artillery.
- Damn. He's on the train.
- Hey, come on. What are you doing?
- Ah. Little weasel lost me.
- Get that criminal.
- They gonna have to call a coroner, son.
- Holy shit. Don't get shot.
- Officers in pursuit.
- Dispatch. This one's going crazy.
- This one's crazy. I need backup.
- What the hell? Right in front of me. You gonna do that right in front of me?
- God damn, this is crazy.
- Hot hell. Hot hell. Fire in the hole!
- You got ID?
- I will pursue on foot.
- I need to see some ID.
- This is Eagle. I have confirmation on chickenshit.
- You know where a nightstick goes?
- Call in the choppers.
- You think you're gonna get away with that?
- Officers in pursuit.
- Oh nice. Yeah. Well, we're gonna have a war.
- Put your hands on your head.
- Watch it, boys. Lead is flying.
- I think you got my shit.
- Get me backup now.
- You got my back?
- Dispatch, suspect has boarded a train.
- No ambulance needed for me.
- Hey, fucker.
- Dispatch, they're in a car.
- Get the hell off my wagon, man.
- You know what sodomy is, asshole?
- Someone get that asshole.
- You just bumped cop ass, boy.
- All officers, suspect has a firearm. I repeat, a firearm.
- Call the media. Cops in pursuit.
- What the-? Is that worth wasting my time?
- Let's tango, cowboy.
- Target locked.
- Suspect has entered a water vessel.
- Think we wouldn't see you, asshole?
- Move it. We will arrest you.
- I'm gonna take a report.
- Hands on head or brains on street. It's your choice.
- Hey.
- Get back here, you little son of a bitch.
- Oh my wife's gonna kill me.
- Officer needs backup.
- Low level criminal spotted.
- Let's tango.
- Ooh. I can't wait to ram this donut.
- I'm gonna ram your asshole for that one.
- Shoot his kneecaps, boys.
- You were hauling ass there.
- God damn it.
- Are you outta your mind?
- I got a psycho on my hands.
- Look, you're driving like you're drink.
- Hey. No rubbernecking. Get moving.
- Just one more donut then I quit.
- Nothing to see here, folks. Move on.
- Damn.
- Someone dented my tin.
- Whoa. Take cover.
- Hmm. No guns, no drugs. Get outta here.
- Hey. I see you, fella.
- What? You late for a date or something?
- Will you stop running, you fucker?
- Call in heavy artillery. This shithead's outta control.
- That's it. Where's my service pistol?
- You can't outrun us all.
- Hey, guys. Cover me.
- You can't run from me.
- Dispatch, suspect is heading into the subway.
- Get that criminal.
- Get in close. Shoot to kill.
- You unemployed trash. Get the hell outta here.
- Grand theft! Grand theft!
- You're clean. Beat it, stupid.
- This is gonna end now.
- I've got a perp here.
- Have a nice day.
- Guns don't scare me.
- Okay, I got eyes on shithead. Eyes on shithead.
- I got you in my sights.
- Get off my streets, you stinky piece of shit.
- Hey, you got a record? You got one now.
- Dispatch, we need air support.
- Fire now, ask later.
- Get in close. Shoot to kill.
- Okay, I got eyes on shithead. Eyes on shithead.
- Guns don't scare me.
- Thanks.
- Okay, stinky. Get moving.
- Suspect is taking public transit.
- Let's end this now.
- I got whiplash.
- Everybody, get outta here now.
- Think we wouldn't see you, asshole?
- Come on. Get outta here. Go look for your teeth or something.
- Perp is on foot.
- Come on, people. Move outta here now.
- You can't outrun us all.
- Move in. Fire.
- Paid in full.
- I'm gonna brain you with this.
- Attention, citizens. You must evacuate this area now.
- The dipshit, I mean suspect is on a bike.
- This is Eagle, I have confirmation on chickenshit.
- See, this here's gonna be up your ass.
- Nobody gets by without paying.
- Okay, let's open the trunk nice and slow.
- Running don't work, stupid.
- Let's see if you've got dope in the trunk.
- Move in. Fire.
- Suspect is on a bike.
- Call in heavy artillery. Call in heavy artillery.
- Get the plunger. Time for fun.
- I've got the shot. I repeat, I've got the shot.
- Let's kill this perp.
- Holy cow.
- It's gonna blow! Run!
- Let's kill this perp.
- Stop.
- Nope. Gotta pay or you ain't going through.
- Suspect has evaded arrest.
- I've got you in my sights.
- Don't make me use my nightstick on your head.
- Get the plunger. Time for fun.
- I'm coming after you.
- I don't think so, shitheel.
- You and me. Come on. Keep running.
- I got you, babe.
- If you run again, you're fucked.
- Oh you got some trouble, asshole.
- Another thug outta Liberty City.
- You are under arrest.
- Cop down. Shit. Cop down.
- Ah, I'm hit!
- Gah!
- You shot me! Asshole.
- Cop in pursuit, stupid. Move.
- Out of the way now.
- You are impeding a chase.
- Move or I blow your tits off.
- Haul ass, good buddy.
- Haul ass and move on.
- Come on. Officer needs to get by here.
- Move them God damn hogs.
- Come on. Wagons ho.
- Move them steers, buddy.
- Hey. The parking lot is that way, man.
- Would you quit jerking with Mr. Tin Star here?
- Hey, stupid. You drunk?
- I oughta book you.
- Hey, stupid. I'm a cop.
- I can run all day.
- You can't run from me.
- Officer needs backup.
- Perp is on foot.
- Let's end this now.
- You and me. Come on. Keep running.
- Stop or I'll shoot your ballsack.
- Will you stop running, you fucker?
- You're gonna be okay, buddy. Just... just, just come back. Come back to me, man.
- Sorry, citizen. LCPD needs this.
- Out of the way, citizen.
- Shit. Come on. Breathe. Breathe.
- Woo. Call backup.
- Get back here.
- Woo!
- Hey, don't mess with me.
- You methhead.
- LCPD. Hold it right there.
- LCPD. Freeze, asshole.
- Stop now or I will blow your God damn head off.
- Hold it right there, friend.
- Get down. They're armed.
- Come on, boys. Take cover.
- I said cover, boys. A psycho's shooting.
- Holy shit. A firefight. Take cover.
- Fall back, people. Fall back.
- Let's get outta here.
- Holy shit. It's too much.
- You'll be in jail soon.
- Oh, I'm gonna cornhole you good.
- This is gonna be fun.
- Hope that's worth time in the pen.
- You fucked with the sheriff?
- Oh, Suzanne. Finally someone who wants to play.
- I'll call Homeland Security, asshole.
- You a terrorist? Beat it.
- Nice. Stolen credit cards. Scumbag.
- I have found weapons. Guess who's going to jail?
- Everyone, get down.
- Everyone, on the ground.
- Citizens, please take cover.
- Get down, numnutz.
- I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of the vehicle.
- Okay, let's get outta the car nice and slow.
- Are you on drugs? Get outta the car now.
- Get out of the car.
- Get out.
- Out of the car now.
- Out of the car, asshole.
- Let's go. Out now.
- You wanna die? Outta the car.
- I'll pulverize you. Out now.
- Thank you. You ever think about becoming a police officer?
- Oh, I like a good firefight.
- That tiny shit don't scare me.
- Oh, that'll look nice up your ass.
- Ooh. The inmates'll love you.
- You got a pretty mouth.
- You shitting me right? You call that a gun?
- You want some fucking trouble?
- We gonna have to get nasty?
- I'm a cop and you're a dickhead.
- Looky here. Another shithead.
- I think you got my shit.
- I don't think so, shitheel.
- You gonna fart out my dick, son.
- You don't take a cop's shit.
- That ain't your style, shitheel.
- Call the media. I'm a hero.
- Everyone, the streets are safe.
- You know, I wish this made a difference.
- Shit, another waste of life.
- Oh shit, I gotta run?
- On foot. Call the chopper. We've got a runner.
- All units, I'm on foot.
- Ah. Little weasel lost me.
- Suspect has evaded arrest.
- God damn it. I lost him.
- Officer down. Officer down.
- Hey. Johnny's hit.
- We have a cop casualty. I repeat, cop down.
- We've got a civilian down. Call the medics.
- Dispatch, I've got a civilian on the ground.
- Dispatch, you better call in the medics.
- Get the medics down here now.
- Pull over, asshole.
- LCPD. Let's slow it down.
- Pull the car to the side.
- Last time. Pull over.
- I'm not fucking kidding, asshole.
- Okay, regroup and destroy.
- Okay, everyone. Back on me. Let's regroup.
- I thought I was heading for that big precint in the sky.
- Hey. Your mom's on the phone.
- You hide like a sissy. Come out, sissy.
- Hey. Where you at? I've got a present for you.
- Hey, what's going on back there? You playing with Mr. Spanky?
- Hot damn.
- What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?
- Split up.
- Let's split up, boys.
- Everyone, split up.
- Put down the gun.
- Do not do this.
- Drop that weapon now.
- Drop the gun.
- Suspect has a weapon.
- I'm gonna stick that weapon up your ass.
- Weapon has been spotted.
- Put the weapon down.
- Surround him.
- You ain't going nowhere.
- This is gonna end badly for you.
- We have you completely surrounded.
- There's no way out. We got cops on all sides of you.
- Dispatch, suspect is making a run for it.
- Dispatch, the dumbass is on foot.
- Whoa. Take cover.
- Watch it, boys. Lead is flying.
- Careful, boys. He's psycho.
- God damn, this is crazy.
- Holy shit. Don't get shot.
- I got you in my sights.
- Suspect is targeted. I'm taking him out.
- I got a bullet aimed right for your balls, bitch.
- I've got the shot. I repeat, I've got the shot.
- Target locked. Can I kill him?
- I've got you in my sights. One more move and you're a dead man, you hear?
- Much obliged.
- Thank you.
- This some kind of joyride?
- Look, this is my town, asshole.
- Partner, you're a shitheel.
- Listen, you need therapy.
- You're all static. I can't understand a God damn word.
- Get your mouth off the mic, son.
- You ever use a walkie talkie, stupid?
- Okay, so let me repeat your message: blah blah blah ???
MY Cop White 2
- I pulled you over because your vehicle's severely damaged.
- Split up and stay frosty.
- Your car is pretty banged up.
- The suspect is traveling by boat.
- I suppose you'll say this isn't your gun?
- The suspect is armed. I repeat, the suspect is armed.
- You are the dumbest person I've ever met.
- Everybody get down!
- No pay, no pass.
- Send backup.
- You know, running's only gonna make it worse.
- I might have a problem here. Hang tight.
- Get down.
- I guess I'll move in.
- I'm gonna try to flank him. Cover me.
- Are you outta your mind?
- The suspect is on a bike.
- Suspect's in a car.
- Let's split up.
- I pulled you over because you're driving like you're shitfaced.
- Come on. Keep up.
- The suspect is armed and should be considered dangerous.
- I need immediate assistance.
- The asshole's on a train.
- LCPD. Hold it right there.
- Damn it.
- We're never gonna hear the end of it.
- Come on. Keep up.
- I have spotted a gun.
- Get me some backup here now.
- Alright. Stop it right there.
- Let's regroup and try again.
- I think it's gonna blow! Move it! Move it!
- May I see some ID, please?
- Don't even think about making me run.
- Could you please show me your ID?
- Hold it. Police.
- You ready for some bruises?
- You think you're gonna get away with that?
- We almost have him.
- That's a pretty dumb thing to do.
- I'm gonna need to frisk you. Please put your hands on top of your head.
- I need some backup now.
- I need suppressing fire.
- The suspect's on a train.
- What the hell is wrong with you?
- You jacked the wrong person.
- I have eyes on the suspect. They are in a car.
- God damn you.
- I'll see you again real soon.
- The suspect is carrying a weapon.
- Last one to this punk buys the first round.
- Come on. Put the gun down.
- Don't do anything stupid. Put the gun down.
- It doesn't have to go down like this. Put the gun down.
- Police. Stop what you're doing.
- This guy's mine.
- Be cool.
- Suspect is on a boat.
- Please leave the area at once.
- Put your hands on top of your head please.
- Get down.
- I would like to search your trunk. Please open it for me.
- Get back here, you little son of a bitch.
- Come back here, moron.
- This guy might be trouble. Send backup.
- I would love to have a donut, please.
- I'm gonna rame your asshole for that one.
- Last one to this punk buys the first round.
- You know. You're way over the speed limit.
- Step away from the vehicle, please.
- I need air support now.
- You know, you're driving like a lunatic.
- Come on. Keep it moving, people. There's nothing to see here.
- I would like a donut, please.
- This fucker isn't going down. Send everything you got!
- There's nothing to see. Move it along.
- Nothing here. You're free to go.
- Hey, you. Hold it right there.
- You know, you're going over the speed limit.
- This guy's a maniac! Call in full support!
- Hey. Watch where you're going with that thing.
- Getting away.
- Call in full support.
- Cover me.
- The suspect has entered the subway.
- We got him now, fellas.
- I guess I'll move in.
- I'm sorry but you're gonna have to leave this area.
- I am gonna hunt you down.
- You're clean. You may go.
- You're not very bright, are you? Pulling a gun on a cop.
- I might have a problem here. Hang tight.
- Have a nice day.
- Somebody's gotta put a stop to this. I'm moving in.
- Super.
- You don't wanna do this.
- You smell like feces.
- Stop that right now.
- Send in the chopper.
- Cover me. I'm moving in.
- I'm gonna take him down!
- LCPD. Stay right there.
- Somebody's gotta put a stop to this. I'm moving in.
- Asshole.
- Thanks.
- Go take it someplace else, pal.
- The suspect just went into the subway.
- Hey. How do you not see me?
- Everybody remain calm and leave the area immediately.
- Hey. Stay right there.
- What the hell were you thinking?
- Freeze, police.
- No loitering.
- You are not safe here. Move.
- He's getting away.
- I'm moving in.
- Paid in full.
- Let's go, punk.
- Please, evacuate the area.
- You know you fucked up, right?
- The skell is on a bike.
- Don't make me use this.
- Nobody gets by without paying.
- Could you open your trunk, please?
- We've gotta catch this guy. We're never gonna hear the end of it.
- I'm moving in.
- The skell is on a bike.
- The suspect is on a bike.
- This fucker isn't going down. Send everything you got!
- Come on.
- He can't outrun us all.
- Really? I mean really?
- Get outta here. It's gonna blow!
- That was a pretty dumb move.
- Can't outrun us all.
- Nope. Gotta pay or you ain't going through.
- I'm never gonna hear the end of this at the station.
- I'm gonna break the stick off in you.
- Come on. Stay with him. Stay with him.
- Come on. Don't make me chase you.
- Get down. Get down.
- We'll cover more ground if we split up.
- When we get back to the station I'm gonna beat you with a phone book.
- They are gonna love you in lockup.
- Stay down, punk.
- Don't even think about making a move.
- Stay on the ground and don't move a muscle.
- I've been shot. Please call and ambulance.
- I need help. I've been shot.
- Somebody please help me. Call the paramedics.
- I'm losing a lot of blood here. Somebody call 911.
- Come on. Come on. Get outta the way.
- Get outta the way. I'm losing him.
- Move that thing.
- I'm in pursuit of a perp. Get that thing outta here.
- Get outta the street.
- Get your ass outta the way.
- What? Have you got a death wish? Get off the street.
- Let's go.
- Move that thing.
- You're holding up traffic. Get moving.
- Come on. Get a move on.
- Move your vehicle immediately.
- Sorry.
- Excuse me.
- Watch your step.
- I am on you like white on rice.
- The heat is on, punk.
- You can't outrun the law.
- Man. I've been eating way too many donuts.
- You... can't... outrun me.
- Get back here.
- You're going down hard.
- I'm pursuit of a suspect and need backup.
- It's not too bad, buddy. You're gonna make it.
- Police. I need this vehicle now.
- I need to commandeer your vehicle.
- Come on. Don't die on me.
- Look out.
- Whoa. Slow down.
- Damn it.
- Hey. Slow down, you maniac.
- You almost killed me.
- I don't want to but I will shoot you.
- Freeze. Police.
- Put your hands in the air.
- Don't do it. Don't make me shoot you.
- Freeze. I am not fucking around.
- I'm getting my gun out.
- Get down. Get down.
- This guy's out of his fucking mind. Get down.
- This guy's shooting to kill. Get down.
- Everybody get down!
- Everyone, fall back.
- Get back here.
- Let's drop back.
- Now I'm pissed.
- You're gonna need a lot more than that to bring me down.
- I am gonna beat your face in.
- Is that supposed to hurt?
- Are you sure you wanna be hitting a cop?
- Here comes some blunt force trauma.
- Sir, please stop following me.
- Please cease and desist from following me.
- Look at this. Stolen bank card.
- I knew you had a weapon on you.
- Please get on the ground and remain calm.
- Everybody get down and stay down until I say it's okay to move.
- Police officer. Everybody please get down.
- I need everybody to get down now.
- Everybody get down and stay calm.
- Please step outside of your vehicle and place your hands on the roof.
- Could you please slowly step outside of your vehicle and place your hands on the roof.
- Slowly get out of the car and put your hands on the roof.
- Out of the vehicle. No sudden movements.
- Slowly exit the vehicle, please.
- Out of the vehicle now.
- Get outside your car now.
- Exit your vehicle immediately.
- Get out right now.
- Couldn't have done it without you. Thanks for the hand.
- Don't do anything stupid. Put the gun down.
- Just be cool, man. Be cool.
- Come on, man. You don't wanna do this.
- Come on. Put the gun down.
- Doesn't have to go down like this. Put the gun down.
- You're not very bright are you? Pulling a gun on a cop.
- You look like trouble to me. Are you trouble?
- I don't have to worry about you, do I?
- You look like a dipshit.
- You know, I can get away with anything I want, fucko.
- Stupid.
- Give me that back.
- Hey, that's mine.
- Not so fast.
- Get away from there.
- You didn't think it would be that easy, did you?
- You made me do that.
- Damn. Did it have to go down this way?
- Killing people's kind of fun.
- Eh. Better them than me.
- I'm gonna search on foot.
- Officer's pursuing on foot.
- You know, running's only gonna make it worse.
- I can't believe I lost him.
- How'd he get away? I'm never gonna hear the end of this at the station.
- Damn it. He was here a second ago.
- Ah shit. I lost him.
- Man down. We got a man down.
- Call this badge, tell them we have shots fired and an officer down.
- We got an officer down.
- Shit!
- Ah!
- Send an ambulance quick. I have a civilian casualty.
- Get me an EMT. A civilian's been shot.
- A person's been shot. Get an ambulance down here now.
- Police. Please pull over now.
- LCPD. Please put your vehicle to the side of the road.
- Pull over. Pull over now.
- This is your final warning. Pull over now.
- I will use force. Pull your vehicle over now.
- Let's regroup and try again.
- We might find him faster if we regroup.
- Thanks for the patch up.
- You're only making this harder on yourself.
- I'm going to find you eventually.
- The longer you make me look for you, the worse off you're gonna be.
- Only pussies hide.
- That is awful.
- You don't see that everyday.
- We'll cover more ground if we split up.
- Let's split up. We'll find him faster that way.
- Split up and stay frosty.
- LCPD. Drop the gun now.
- Place the gun on the ground and step away slowly.
- Police. Slowly place the gun on the ground.
- Drop it now.
- Drop that weapon now.
- LCPD. Drop the weapon now.
- Place the weapon on the ground and step away.
- Police. Place the weapon on the ground and don't make any sudden movements.
- Give it up. We got you surrounded.
- We've got you surrounded. Don't do anything stupid.
- We've got you surrounded. Don't make this any worse.
- You're surrounded.
- There's nowhere to go, shitdick.
- The suspect is fleeing on foot.
- The suspect is on foot.
- Get down. Take cover.
- Take cover. Take cover.
- Grab some cover now.
- Find cover.
- Everybody, cover your assholes.
- I got you dead in my sights. Give it up now.
- You're going down.
- This is so gonna hurt.
- Hey. Catch.
- Game over.
- Goodbye, dickhead.
- Thank you very much.
- Thanks.
- Wow. You are dumb.
- Are you outta your mind?!
- You just stole a cop car with a cop in it.
- Make this easy and pull over to the side of the road.
- Roger that.
- Say again?
- I won't be able to do that. I'm sorry.
- Tell that bitch I want a divorce.
MY Courier
MY Courier BD1
- Put de toy down.
- Where de ras?
- You got it, boss.
- You goin pay me now or later?
- Me nah want problem wit you.
- Me a gon bust your head for dat.
- Bumba clot.
- Dis ain't far, man.
- Take de ride, man.
- You gettin me vexed.
- Fucking move.
- Get out me fucking way.
- Bloodclot move.
- Ras clot. Move already.
- Me gettin a hybrid car.
- What ya fucking problem?
- You a idiot dem dere?
- Pussyhole.
- Batty boy.
- Rude man.
- Me nah want rump wit you.
- Me nah want fight nobody.
- I an I against violence.
- Me ras!
MY Courier BN1
- Peace, mon. Me no needs no trouble.
- Dis is fuckery. Chill out.
- Jah know me no wan fight.
- No worry about it.
- Irie.
- One love, mon.
- Cha.
- Easy, man.
- Rhaatid.
- Chill, man. This no cool.
- No need to fight, bredda.
- I don't want no trouble.
- Kiss me neck.
MY Dealer
- Hey, slut. Can I buy you a drink?
- Hey. I got some nice blow, man.
- Stupid dull shit.
- Taxi!
- Yo.
- Can I get you something to drink, hot tits?
- Hey, cocksucker.
- I'm crazy, man. Don't push me.
- Get me enough to puke on.
- This pan is private, asshole.
- Get stuffed.
- Hey.
- I'm just fucking walking.
- Not the damn wheels, man.
- Boring fart.
- Hey. You wanna buy some blueberry?
- Get outta here, man.
- Hey. You wanna get fucked up?
- Even the ugly bitches make more than you.
- I'm carrying shit, man. Fuck off.
- I got quality shit. Want some?
- Don't freaking answer me back.
- Fuck you, dickwad.
- That's awesome. That dude's totally bleeding.
- Watch out, bro.
- Hey, no you freaking don't.
- Stop pissing me off. I'm high as it is.
- Free market don't mean free. Now get to work.
- What the fuck?
- Hey, you freaking asshole.
- I'm getting outta here. I'm gonna throw up.
- Death wishing asshole.
- Hey, asshole.
- Yeah.
- Whatever. Come crawling back when you're jonesing.
- Hey, an idea: shut up.
- Mind the metal, man.
- You're scum. You hear me?
- The asshole's over there.
- You drive like you're high.
- Get me some strong whiskey, man.
- The trash is there.
- Hey. I got some top grade heroin. Want some?
- Hey. You wanna smoke some meth?
- Good, cheap DVDs?
- Whoa. Get lost, freak.
- Suppose I should say thanks, huh?
- Yeah.
- Geez. What is this?
- This is my castle, asshole.
- Five, four, three. I'm warning you.
- Try to drive easy. I'm whacked.
- Hey. Just get me easy to swallow stuff.
- What are you squacking about?
- Get the fuck out.
- Hey. Go shit glass, dude.
- Just shut up. I got shit to do.
- You fucking cockbreath.
- Quality products, man?
- Don't take my shit, man.
- I will fuck you and I don't mean in the ass.
- Nah.
- Hey. Screw you, pig.
- Not the damn wheels.
- Whatever. The uppers are now peaking anyway.
- No discussion. Just get out.
- Something harsh, man.
- I'm moving in, bitch.
- Go shit a brick.
- Hey, cocksucker.
- What's the smallest shit you got?
- Hey, man.
- How about I kick your dry, lazy ass?
- Go drink douche.
- High as fuck already, dude.
- It's mine now. So shut freaking up.
- Later.
- Shit, dude. Shit.
- See ya.
- I'm not even listening to you.
- Nah.
- Get outta my face.
- Who the fuck?
- Hey, you wanna buy some stolen video games?
- Quit whining, scumbag.
- There's a line, dude.
- Just call me when you get a sore ass and lots of cash.
- Fuck you.
- Go back to washing dishes, bitch.
- Wanna buy some stuff, man?
- Hey. Quit hitting those people.
- Aw. I can't hear you.
- Gas pumper.
- Assdriver.
- Cockjockey.
- Wait. I didn't do anything.
- I'm freaking innocent.
- Fuck you, asshole.
- Get the fuck off of me.
- Hey man. I got shit to do, ya know.
- Kill the fuck.
- I don't stop for losers. Come on.
- Get off the asphalt, spunkhead.
- Hey. Fuck off the road, man.
- Hey. I got shit to do.
- I got people waiting on me.
- Hey. I got business. Move.
- Move the shit, dude.
- Are we in a parking lot or what?
- Hey!
- Excuse fucking me.
- Jackoff.
- Screw you.
- Oi!
- Get your freaking ass to work, baby.
- You want my shit you gotta earn it.
- Hey. You got ass, honey. Now use it.
- I hate you. Fuck off.
- Hey.
- Fuck.
- Whoa.
- Geez.
- Shit for brains.
- Coming through.
- Excuse me.
- I'll whoop your fucking ass.
- Skinhead power, asshole.
- Raw power. Yeah.
- Freak the fuck off.
- You're gonna get fucked.
- Eat crystal fist, bitch.
- Yeah. Let's see some blood.
- Whoa. Yeah. Break something.
- Hell yeah, bitch.
- Go for the eyes. The eyes!
- Hurt their shit, man.
- Hey. Shit glass, cocksucker and stop following me.
- Hey. Just fucking piss off.
- Hey, screw you. I'll go where I want.
- Hey, is this the pigs, man? I've been jacked.
- Next time you freaking die.
- Don't steal from a deathhead, man.
- This fucking thing is mine.
- Out now, pissbreath.
- Get someone else's.
- This is mine. Fuck you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard it all before.
- You don't take my shit.
- Not this time, dickweed.
- Go shit glass.
- Nice tits, slut.
- Hey baby, bring that ass over here.
- Jack me off, honey.
- Wanna play hard dick, sweetie?
- You asshole. Inject it into your eye then.
- Use the adrenaline, it'll bring her around.
- I got twenty milograms but it definitely shrinks your cock so maybe no.
- Just dropped another ounce. So I'm coming up. Make it quick.
- Meet me tonight behind Cluckin' Bell and I'll show you how to inject it.
- Hey man. You got my kilo?
- Catch you later, dude.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
- Right.
- Right.
- Yeah.
- Got it.
- Yup.
- Okay.
- Hand over your stuff.
- Hey. Give me everything, asshole.
- Bleed money, bitch.
- Yah!
- Ah!
- He's up there.
- Chickenshit is up, man.
- Dude, you totally saved me.
- Fuck.
- Ouch, man.
- That shit sucks.
- Ah! Bitch.
- Geez freaking shit.
- Shut the fuck up.
- Find a new addiction, freak.
- I'll shove that horn up your ass.
- Aw come on.
- What the-?
- Hell freaking fire.
- Thanks.
- Thanks.
- Thanks.
- Okay. Fucking drive then, bitch.
- This is a freaking joke, dude.
- Wait up. I need to get out, man.
- Insult to fucking injury.
- This is not cool, man.
- Okay, if she don't die in the next ten, she'll be fine, more of less.
- I took this shit with my uncle and he's still fucking drooling.
- It's like a meth up but an acid down.
- So I said not all skins are cunts. I am but not all of them.
MY Dealer BD1
- You're making a big fucking mistake.
- I'm gonna fuck you up.
- I'll put a blade in you, motherfucker.
- I'll break your face.
- Hey. Get the fuck away from there.
- I'll fucking kill you.
- You're a fucking dead man.
- This is making me very fucking anxious.
- Don't fuck with me. I'm warning you.
- Don't make me get out of this car.
- Somebody's about to get hit.
- Suck my dick, bitch.
- Watch it, you ugly fuckface.
- Touch me again and I'll fucking cut you.
- Shit.
- Fuck you.
- Asshole.
- You think you can fuck with my shit?
- I don't like the way you're looking at me.
- I know what you're trying to do, asshole.
- You're playing a dangerous fucking game.
- I can't decide whether to kill you or just hurt you.
- It's no coincidence I look like an evil motherfucker.
- Do you even know how to use that thing?
- Don't point that shit at me.
- Oh look. The tough guy's got a new toy.
- Put it away. You haven't got the balls.
- Fuckface.
- You better not have fucked with my mirrors.
- Shit. I'm too messed up for this.
MY Dealer BN1
- Easy, dude. Don't go doing nothing stupid, okay?s
- Hey. Hey. Chill there, buddy.
- Whoa. Cool it, buddy.
- You don't wanna be shooting that thing, man.
- Fucking push me, bitch.
- What's your fucking problem?
- Nobody fucking pushes me.
- Shit!
- You prick.
- Fucking asshole.
- You ready to get smacked?
- You really want me to waste you, huh?
- You're fucking going down.
- I'm gonna take you down.
- Don't fuck with me.
- I'll rip your fucking head off.
- Ah. Fuck.