In the Crosshairs/Script

The following is a script of the mission In the Crosshairs in The Ballad of Gay Tony.

Script

Bulgarin: Mr. Luis.

Luis: Hey. Where's the one man band?

Bulgarin: He's working.

Luis: Okay.

Galina: Ray! Hey Ray!

Bulgarin: I have company. Shut up.

Galina: Don't tell me to shut up!

Bulgarin: So, I heard form some people I know that maybe you have some diamonds for sale?

Luis: Not me. My boss, Tony. Well, my other boss.

Bulgarin: You got them from the fat cook?

Galina: Ray! Ray! What are you still doing here anyway?

Bulgarin: I'll stay as long as I like.

Galina: You think you're a big man. Where's your house on Middle Park East? Where's your big sports team, huh?

Bulgarin: Shut up, you cunt.

(Bulgarin fires an AK-47 into the ceiling)

Galina: Aargh, fuck you, Ray!

Bulgarin: Shut up, you fucking cunt.

Luis: Hey, man. Is she okay?

Galina: A big gun makes you a big man. Huh? Your thingie was tiny even before the wrestling coach make you take steroids. Mother always said she only had daughters!

(Bulgarin fires the AK-47 again)

Bulgarin: Ignore her, Luis. The diamonds - tell me.

Luis: I gotta talk to Tony.

Bulgarin: You got to talk to Daddy... I thought I was making you a real man. Not a rentboy.

Luis: I can't sell what ain't mine, bro, and plus, with all the work I put in for you, I don't really feel like a man yet.

Bulgarin: Okay, soon, man, soon. I want you to cover Timur's back. He's going to talk to some people and I need you there.

Luis: Okay, man. I got it. But you should chill out, bro.

Bulgarin: Let me decide when to chill out. Go.

Dialogue

(Luis gets to a building in Little Italy and calls Bulgarin)

Bulgarin: Hey.

Luis: Yeah what's up. I'm here.

Bulgarin: Ah, yeah okay. You are in position. Do you see a box in front of you?

(Luis looks around and finds a box on the rooftop)

Luis: Yeah.

Bulgarin: Open it....

(Luis walks towards the box)

Bulgarin: Have you opened it yet?

Luis: No, give me a sec...

Bulgarin: Noooo?

Luis: Okay, I'm here.

(Luis opens the box and finds the severed head of the Cook whom he purchased the diamonds from)

Bulgarin: Do you recognize this man?

Luis: Shit!

Bulgarin: I believe you partnered with him in a diamond deal.

Luis: You, what the fuck? Is that the guy we bought the ice from?

Bulgarin: You colluded with him to steal from me.

Luis: Yo, we just got some rocks off him. Okay? Look, listen-

Bulgarin: No, you listen. I offered you an opportunity, yet you were plotting against me.

Luis: Yo, I don't know shit about those rocks.

Bulgarin: But I believe it doesn't matter. I will do everything in my considerable power to drive you and your faggot master form this earth. Goodbye.

(Sniper bullets hit the wall behind Luis)

Luis: Oh, shit! Fucking great.

Luis: This ain't my time to die, motherfuckers.

Luis: What were you think, Lopez?

Luis: Take the fucking diamonds. Shit.

Luis: So stupid. I might just deserve this.

Luis: If I get out of this...

Luis: Ray, you asshole.

Luis: More trouble than they worth. Damn.

Luis: Never should have worked with that guy...

(Luis tries to leave the building but the door is locked)

Luis: Of course it's locked.

or:

Luis: It's locked. Perfect.

Luis: Locked? What the fuck?

(An assassin throws a grenade at Luis)

Assassin: You like boom boom, bitch.

Assassin: You blow up now, fuckhead.

Assassin: Eat a grenade, fucker!

Assassin: Have some grenades, motherfucker.

Assassin: I'll blow you off that roof!