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'''[[Carl Johnson]]''': Hey, what the fuck, man! Hey, Toreno, I told you my bad, man. What the hell can I say? I screwed you over. | '''[[Carl Johnson]]''': Hey, what the fuck, man! Hey, Toreno, I told you my bad, man. What the hell can I say? I screwed you over. | ||
'''Toreno''': Calm down, kid. | '''Mike Toreno''': Calm down, kid. | ||
'''Carl''': Just go ahead and kill me then. | '''Carl Johnson''': Just go ahead and kill me then. | ||
'''Toreno''': Calm down! | '''Mike Toreno''': Calm down! | ||
'''Carl''': Man, you ain't nothin' but a fucking yayo dealer anyway, Toreno. | '''Carl Johnson''': Man, you ain't nothin' but a fucking yayo dealer anyway, Toreno. | ||
'''Toreno''': Shut up and sit down! What, you think I'm a drug dealer? You think you're a crusader for good? Do you have any idea what's going on? Any idea whatsoever? Do you? DO YOU? | '''Mike Toreno''': Shut up and sit down! What, you think I'm a drug dealer? You think you're a crusader for good? Do you have any idea what's going on? Any idea whatsoever? Do you? DO YOU? | ||
'''Carl''': No. I pay as little attention to things as possible. | '''Carl Johnson''': No. I pay as little attention to things as possible. | ||
'''Toreno''': Do not be a fucking smartass with me. I work for a government agency. It is not important which one. I will try not to confuse you. Yes, when we last met, I was involved in battling threats in Latin America, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. That does not make me a drug dealer. Now, the money that we raised, the friends that we won over, have helped us immeasurably in our overseas interests. | '''Mike Toreno''': Do not be a fucking smartass with me. I work for a government agency. It is not important which one. I will try not to confuse you. Yes, when we last met, I was involved in battling threats in Latin America, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. That does not make me a drug dealer. Now, the money that we raised, the friends that we won over, have helped us immeasurably in our overseas interests. | ||
'''Carl''': Government agency? | '''Carl Johnson''': Government agency? | ||
'''Toreno''': Kids like you. You expect heroes. We're fighting a war out there. I'll be a hero and I'll lose, and what'll we have? Communism in Ohio. People sharing. Nobody buying stuff. That kind of bullshit. So relax, and listen. | '''Mike Toreno''': Kids like you. You expect heroes. We're fighting a war out there. I'll be a hero and I'll lose, and what'll we have? Communism in Ohio. People sharing. Nobody buying stuff. That kind of bullshit. So relax, and listen. | ||
'''Carl''': Alright, alright, I'm listening. | '''Carl Johnson''': Alright, alright, I'm listening. | ||
'''Toreno''': I know what kind of guy you are. I need a guy like you. To do things I can't get caught doing. | '''Mike Toreno''': I know what kind of guy you are. I need a guy like you. To do things I can't get caught doing. | ||
'''Carl''': Like what? | '''Carl Johnson''': Like what? | ||
'''Toreno''': I need you to commandeer a [[Tanker|truck]]. A rival agency, with a confused social agenda. They got things that we need. Now this is a two-man job. You'll need a friend. Use your [[Kendl Johnson|sister's]] boyfriend, but don't tell him a thing. Remember, I'll be watching you. | '''Mike Toreno''': I need you to commandeer a [[Tanker|truck]]. A rival agency, with a confused social agenda. They got things that we need. Now this is a two-man job. You'll need a friend. Use your [[Kendl Johnson|sister's]] boyfriend, but don't tell him a thing. Remember, I'll be watching you. | ||
(''[[Cesar Vialpando|Cesar]] comes'') | (''[[Cesar Vialpando|Cesar]] comes'') | ||
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'''Cesar Vialpando''': I got here as fast as I could, CJ! | '''Cesar Vialpando''': I got here as fast as I could, CJ! | ||
'''Carl''': Yeah, you sure did. How you know I needed help? | '''Carl Johnson''': Yeah, you sure did. How you know I needed help? | ||
'''Cesar''': Man, you losing it holmes! You phoned me a half hour ago, man! | '''Cesar Vialpando''': Man, you losing it holmes! You phoned me a half hour ago, man! | ||
'''Carl''': I did? I mean, oh yeah, I did. Sorry man, I got a whole lot on my mind. | '''Carl Johnson''': I did? I mean, oh yeah, I did. Sorry man, I got a whole lot on my mind. | ||
(''Carl and Cesar on the bike, headed to the freeway.'') | (''Carl and Cesar on the bike, headed to the freeway.'') | ||
'''Carl''': We need to 'jack a truck on the freeway. It's headed to [[San Fierro]]. | '''Carl Johnson''': We need to 'jack a truck on the freeway. It's headed to [[San Fierro]]. | ||
(''As approaching [[Robada Intersection]]'') | (''As approaching [[Robada Intersection]]'') | ||
'''Cesar''': We can get on the freeway here, holmes! | '''Cesar Vialpando''': We can get on the freeway here, holmes! | ||
(''While driving along the freeway'') | (''While driving along the freeway'') | ||
'''Cesar''': What's the plan? | '''Cesar Vialpando''': What's the plan? | ||
'''Carl''': I'm gonna pull alongside and you're gonna hop on board! | '''Carl Johnson''': I'm gonna pull alongside and you're gonna hop on board! | ||
'''Cesar''': Oh shit, you did not mention that on the phone! | '''Cesar Vialpando''': Oh shit, you did not mention that on the phone! | ||
'''Carl''': It'll be a walk in the park! | '''Carl Johnson''': It'll be a walk in the park! | ||
(''Random things Cesar says while preparing to hop on board'') | (''Random things Cesar says while preparing to hop on board'') | ||
'''Cesar''': Just a little closer, holmes! | '''Cesar Vialpando''': Just a little closer, holmes! | ||
'''Cesar''': Match the truck's speed! | '''Cesar Vialpando''': Match the truck's speed! | ||
'''Cesar''': What do you think, I'm a Mexican jumping bean? Closer! | '''Cesar Vialpando''': What do you think, I'm a Mexican jumping bean? Closer! | ||
[[Category:Missions in GTA San Andreas]] | [[Category:Missions in GTA San Andreas]] |
Revision as of 07:26, 2 August 2009
Mike Toreno: Hey, Carl.
Carl Johnson: Hey, what the fuck, man! Hey, Toreno, I told you my bad, man. What the hell can I say? I screwed you over.
Mike Toreno: Calm down, kid.
Carl Johnson: Just go ahead and kill me then.
Mike Toreno: Calm down!
Carl Johnson: Man, you ain't nothin' but a fucking yayo dealer anyway, Toreno.
Mike Toreno: Shut up and sit down! What, you think I'm a drug dealer? You think you're a crusader for good? Do you have any idea what's going on? Any idea whatsoever? Do you? DO YOU?
Carl Johnson: No. I pay as little attention to things as possible.
Mike Toreno: Do not be a fucking smartass with me. I work for a government agency. It is not important which one. I will try not to confuse you. Yes, when we last met, I was involved in battling threats in Latin America, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. That does not make me a drug dealer. Now, the money that we raised, the friends that we won over, have helped us immeasurably in our overseas interests.
Carl Johnson: Government agency?
Mike Toreno: Kids like you. You expect heroes. We're fighting a war out there. I'll be a hero and I'll lose, and what'll we have? Communism in Ohio. People sharing. Nobody buying stuff. That kind of bullshit. So relax, and listen.
Carl Johnson: Alright, alright, I'm listening.
Mike Toreno: I know what kind of guy you are. I need a guy like you. To do things I can't get caught doing.
Carl Johnson: Like what?
Mike Toreno: I need you to commandeer a truck. A rival agency, with a confused social agenda. They got things that we need. Now this is a two-man job. You'll need a friend. Use your sister's boyfriend, but don't tell him a thing. Remember, I'll be watching you.
(Cesar comes)
Cesar Vialpando: I got here as fast as I could, CJ!
Carl Johnson: Yeah, you sure did. How you know I needed help?
Cesar Vialpando: Man, you losing it holmes! You phoned me a half hour ago, man!
Carl Johnson: I did? I mean, oh yeah, I did. Sorry man, I got a whole lot on my mind.
(Carl and Cesar on the bike, headed to the freeway.)
Carl Johnson: We need to 'jack a truck on the freeway. It's headed to San Fierro.
(As approaching Robada Intersection)
Cesar Vialpando: We can get on the freeway here, holmes!
(While driving along the freeway)
Cesar Vialpando: What's the plan?
Carl Johnson: I'm gonna pull alongside and you're gonna hop on board!
Cesar Vialpando: Oh shit, you did not mention that on the phone!
Carl Johnson: It'll be a walk in the park!
(Random things Cesar says while preparing to hop on board)
Cesar Vialpando: Just a little closer, holmes!
Cesar Vialpando: Match the truck's speed!
Cesar Vialpando: What do you think, I'm a Mexican jumping bean? Closer!