Pedestrian Dialogue

oo The following is a list of all the spoken lines said by pedestrians, policemen, paramedics and so on.

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

Police (while chasing player)

• Ooh, look who's running.
• I'm aiming for your nuts.
• Let's go sweetheart.
• Goddamn you!
• I'm the law, boy!
• You know you're dead, right?
• I'm gonna beat your sweet ass!
• I will kill you slow
• I'll have your balls for breakfast, boy!
• Stop you fuck-O!
• You're messing with the law!
• You must be a DCT! (?)
• I got something for you boy!
• You wanna see me boy?
• Take my shot punk!
• Come on, boy!
• Fuck you John!

Vic Vance (While either aiming, beating up people, or getting chased or busted)

• Oh look, its me , and my pet gun.
• Fight? Sure, OK, but let's make it quick.
• D'you like it? Me too.
• You're good at pissing me off.
• Fight? Why not?
• Never, Ever to me!
• You'd make a real fight,victim.
• You gotta be joking!
• Say hello to Mr. Death
• Just cleaning up
• Just cleaning the shit.
• You wanna get killed, amigo?
• Fuck You
• Yeah, it's death time
• I got plenty of this!
• You want some of this?
• Your biggest mistake, being born!
• This may stink a little!
• Freeze bitchhead.
• Die, street trash!
• Meet my gun!
• This is like strangling!
• This is not a rehearsal!
• Hey dead man!
• Last chance to draw our breath!
• Hey, you're gonna die.
• Your life is about to expire.
• Oh yeah? OH, YEAH?
• Want a little more action, why not?
• Truck back it if you like.
• Fire in the hole!
• This train stops here.
• Want a break? Me as well
• Have a nice death!
• Sure it's a gun!
• Yeah! Piece dead!
• Let's play... I'll fuck you up!
• Go to hell!
• Hey, stiff
• Bye asshole
• You have every right to shit yourself.
• Hey, all I want is your very meat!
• I'm a professional.
• This ain't no movie, and it ain't no kid's toy.
• You are now about to die.
• You're about to get wasted!
• I'll put you all down!
• You want this to get ugly?
• I got kicked out of the army (Only shortly after Conduct Unbecoming.)
• Yeah, yeah! That was a drill. (when busted)

These quotes are only said when Vic is part of the army:

• You're fuckin' with the military!
• Don't mess with the army!
• Do you know who you're messing with?
• I know! I know! I am a disgrace.
• I'm a soldier, friend!
• I'm a soldier, don't push me!
• Glad you pay taxes?
• Don't fuck with me!
• This is the army!
• You are in America, friend!
• Yeah? Yeah? You want this?
• Don't make me do this!
• Don't be an idiot!
• You think you're fucking hard?

Vic (When crashing into random cars)

• Oh yeah, very intelligent!
• Damn you!
• I hope that really hurts!
• Designed by experts, wrecked by a moron.
• I hope you're unable to reproduce!

Drivers (When player blocks road or rams random cars)

• Move your bitch ass
• Move your ass
• Move bitch move!
• You're trapping me in!
• You gotta cut that shit out and move!
• You little bitch, move!
• Don't keep me in your rear!
• When will you people learn?!
• Estupido! (Cholos will shout out if player rams their car)
• What are you doing?
• Not today, not now!
• Hey Gringos! I got shit to do today!
• Move the vehicle!!!
• Man I gotta call my whacking!(?)
• This buddy is mine!
• I gotta move up ahead!
• Who the hell is gonna pay for that?
• Stop your fucking! (?)
• Punk ass bitch!
• I gotta dock this shit move it!

Pedestrians (When player pushes them)

• Hey amigos! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!
• You're rude
• Watch where you're going
• Move back soldier!
• Hey, watch it!
• Well, how dare you asshole! (?)

Pedestrians (When angry)

• Come on asshole
• You want a piece of me?
• You think I am a little sexbutt, huh?
• Hey amigos! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!
• I'll beat you insane
• I'm a real killing machine!
• Don't make me hurt you
• Wow looks like this kid's going down.
• You're a bitch
• Come on then come on!
• You're gonna be one of my burlap system!
• Bring it on, you loser!
• Ok then, let's go, let's go!
• I'm on my lunch break.
• You want a fist in your face?
• Get your hand off my car (though player hits a typical pedestrian without a car, sometimes that pedestrian says this)
• I was born to fight! (security guards)
• Let's go you two digit midget!
• You know what, seńor?
• I can fight, I'm white trash.
• Uh, hello
• Alright, my apologies (and runs away)
• I'll kill you American!

Pedestrians (When Vic aims them with gun)

• Is that real?
• OK, I was rude
• Cowering like a bitch? Shoot!
• I hope you don't kill me!
• I ain't scared of that bullet
• You'd better shoot fast!
• Come on, I'll fix your toilet free!
• Friendly fire! Stand down!
• Want me to fix that for you?
• Look me in the eye before you pull that trigger.
• You better shoot fast.
• A gun? Very nice.
• My bird friends will get you!
• Please sir, I am pregnant!
• No! I wanna be a mother.

Pedestrians (When they see people killed by Vic)

• Man, this town is crazy!
• This town is full of bitches
• He's gone, ya he's gone
• This town is full of bitches, and wannabe bitches.

Bikers

• Come on 50 boy!
• I'm gonna shoot you in the ass

Sharks

• Sharks, to me!
• You wanna swim with the sharks?
• You are messing with the sharks.
• Sharks bite!
• C'mon pip squad!

Cholos

• You can't kill me! I'm indestructible!
• Show me you're the man.
• Disrespectin' my familia? I'll hurt you!

Mendez Cartel

• I see your face now, big man!
• I'll knock your teeth out.
• I'm doing this one for you!

Paramedics

• Handicapped parking for you
• Sticky turfs!
• I think he's drunk
• You'd better be American

Marty J. Williams

(the following are mentioned only during Marty's missions such as Shakedown and D.I.V.O.R.C.E.)

• You, come on! (from D.I.V.O.R.C.E., after Marty bails out of his truck)
• Quit pissing me off! (from Shakedown, when player randomly hits Marty)

Bryan Forbes

(only mentioned in Forbes' mission, The Bum Deal)

• All right, bring it on you assholes, bring it on! (from The Bum Deal, after Forbes is knocked off his bike)

Grand Theft Auto IV

Taxi Drivers (when damaging their vehicles)

• Stupid Malaka!
• What the fuck are you doing to my car?!
• What is this shit, my car!

Taxi Drivers (when they're after the player)

• Holokrypa!
• I'll beat your ass!
• Ah shit!
• Dana?
• You're gonna die!
• You think this is gonna get fucking fancy?
• Fuck off!
• Miyeto Yelezes!
• Miti Moa siverie!
• You got a real deal now!
• I'm gonna kill you!
• Don't make me beat your ass!
• Wanna fight me or fuck me? bring it!
• COME ON!
• Ay, freak o!
• Ah! So angry!
• You think dis is gonna be easy, don't you?
• Wipe you're ass!
• I dont take your shit anymore!
• Don't fake the funk!
• Is this all you got?
• I'm too fast for you!
• Where you want it? Neck? Right...
• To Hades with you, Malaka!
• May Poseidon swallow you whole!
• You think I'm a fucking pansy?!

Vendors

• Burgers! 40 percent Meat!
• Why you always pick out the "Poenzoz"?
• BURGERS! Fresh yesterday!
• Who wants one? They're not great when they're cooked!
• Hey! Delicious beef patty!
• The best in Liberty City!
• Burgers!
• Come on! I washed my hands!
• Who wants my meat?
• Come on! They're not gonna throw themselves up!
• Will somebody fucking buy something?
• You motherfuckers think you're too good for these?
• I killed these cows myself!
• Only 40% face meat, guaranteed!
• Come and bite this plump chihuahua meat!
• My dogs is long and hot!
• Slurp down my hot nuts!
• Only 12 nuts for 7!
• Hot nuts, baby!
• Wanna feel shitty? Buy a newspaper!
• President said something stupid, read all about it!
• All of the news, only one day after the internet.
• Hot dogs, free mustard!
• Some of these are fresh, FRESH!
• Who wants my hot chihuahua meat?
• Put this dog in your mouth!

Vendors (when running into them)

• Watch yourself
• That hurt motherfucker!
• I'm pumped!
• Get the fuck off, bitch!

Vendors (when angry)

• You're fast for a nobody eh?
• Let's do this bitch!
• You want this?
• Tell me when you're ready!
• Ever seen moves like this?

Vendors (when mean)

• Vètecho porro!
• Bottilala pingla!

Taxi Drivers (when the player wastes their time)

• Get a move on!
• Move it
• Are you in? Move that piece of shit!
• Where are you waiting for?... Christmas?

Taxi Driver (when running from officers)

• You'll never take me, officer!
• Fuck the hell off.

Holland Pedestrian

• Yo, this your boy from Bohan, what's poppin'?
• Yo man! I take damn people over streets son!
• What the fuck you want?
• Pull back you wierdo!
• Get outta ma face son!
• Motherfucka!
• You better pull back before I fuck some butts!
• Fuck outta here man!
• YO, fuck!
• Pull back watch ya yo!
• Dats Russian ass daddy!
• Yo what you do here?

Holland pedestrians (when attacking the player)

• I'm gonna piss in ya mouth!
• Motherfucking damn son!
• You're motherfucking face is not gonna roll me!
• I'll drop you son! South Bohan style!

Preacher

• Listen people! You ain't goin' to Hell, you're living in it!
• Are we truly living in a world of pain?
• Your all going to hell!
• You can let me punish you or live and wait for hellfire!

British pedestrians

• Watch it you berk!
• I'm gonna beat you arsehole!
• Are you takin' the piss?

Bikers

• Come on! Fight me!
• Pardon me fuckface!
• Fight me, my dick is getting hard!

Russian pedestrians (when in traffic)

• Move or I'll fucking break something!
• I'll rip your heart out!
• There's always so much traffic in this fucking city!

Pedestrians (when witnessing an explosion)

• They are not going to believe this shit!
• Oh, Jesus!
• Yo, that's freakin' insane, man!
• Finally, some action in this town!
• Not good, not good, not good!
• Damn, son! That's straight out of a movie!
• I wish I felt sorry, but I don't.
• Please don't be dead. Please don't be dead...
• Aw, this is gonna be gross!
• I'm not the only one seeing this shit, right?
• No freakin' way!
• Oh, that's gotta hurt!
• Wow!
• I wanna move back to San Andreas! Oh, man...
• Christ! What the hell?
• Are we gonna die?
• Crap! What was that?
• Someone pinch me, 'cause I wanna wake up!
• That's the crack, my dude.
• Did anybody see that?
• Shit a brick! What was that?
• Call the media!
• I'm never getting stoned again!

Drivers (when in a collision)

• Fuck, fuck, fuck-fuck-fuck!
• Give me my money now!
• You better have insurance!
• What is this shit?! My car!
• NO!! This is my mother's car!
• Oh, no! This my first figgin' car!
• How the hell did you hit my car?!
• My car!
• You stupid freak!
• What's happening? Like...what's happening?
• What d'you think this is, bumper cars or something?

Hobos

• Wanker!
• Idiot!
• Ass-pendeck.
• Pinhead Dipshit!
• Stop touching me!
• This is terrorism at all!
• Too many gorillas!
• I don't have any bananas!
• The cause is gonna strip you naked!
• More drama for yo' mama!
• Ghhmmp! That hurt.
• That slut ruined my life.
• I'll sue your ass!
• Watch it!
• We're being invaded!
• What the fuck is going on?
• The aliens are getting bold with their attacks!
• Psst, Reptillians are taking over, pass it on!
• Mommy, I'm so sorry for killing you, Mommy!
• Can't you see I'm urinating here?
• Oh no! They done killed another true seeker!
• Robot man juice!
• Call air support!
• You see? Reptillian Death-Ray! Gotta be!
• Ya'll aliens only want my sperm!
• Cheesy vaginas!
• I just need one more fix.

Hobo (attacking the player)

• You'll be nice and cool, soon!
• Hoho! Asswiping time!
• I'm in a fuckin' zone!
• Yeah! Come on shitpunky!
• I'm gonna hang you up!
• Well! Fuck all squared!
• Hey! you fuckhead! You ready, eh?
• Yeah! I'm a pissnick!
• I'll eat you alive toadrag!
• You ain't stealing no more sperm from me, alien!
• That's it, mommy, I'm whooping you back to the grave!
• It's time I stood up to you reptillians!
• You're gonna be laying my eggs!

Police Chasing/Attacking the player

• This the LCPD! One move and you are a dead man, you hear?
• I need permission to blow his head off!
• Police car mic: Stay where you are, LCPD!
• I have confirmation on chicken shit.
• Hello, uh... LPCD! Right?
• Freeze! This is the LCPD!
• LCPD! Get on the ground! Place your hands behind your head!
• Do you think you can run from a chopper?
• One squeeze, and you're wearing your balls for earrings.
• Guess who's gonna get shot in the face?
• Police car mic: LCPD, son! Don't you run, now!
• Fuck! You're gonna make me run, aren't you?
• That's right, son! You gettin' dropped!
• Police car mic: Don't make me come after you!
• I will pursue on foot!
• Pursuing on foot!
• I have a visual on the asshole.
• Everyone hit the deck!
• Everybody eat dirt!
• I'm gonna shoot!
• I'll shoot your tits off!
• You're dead, buck-o!
• Lay down, cabron!
• You're mine, asswipe!
• You're surrounded! Right here, right now!
• You're dead, and you don't even know it yet.
• I'm still gonna get ya!
• You don't think you're going to escape from a whole group of cops, do you?
• You sorry son of a bitch!
• I smell the stink of guilt.
• Would you come the hell back!?
• Hey where are you going?!.....hello?!
• This ends now!
• Everyone get down and stay down until I say it's okay to get up.
• Charge!
• I'll shit in your mouth
• LCPD people, get off the street!
• Get of the street everyone!
• Get out of the car now!
• You can run, but you can't hide!
• I've got a head-shot!
• ¡Oye puta, te veo!
• Human waste, dead ahead!
• This is the LCPD, dont move!
• Where you think ya gonna go, huh?
• Shit, why do they have to run?
• What is it with these people, escaping on foot all the time?
• Get down numb-nuts!
• I could get that shit stain myself
• I got ya now dickweed!
• Cover my ass!
• You're dead, fucko!
• Requesting NOOSE Team! (4+ Wanted)
• Requesting NOOSE Team, now! (4+ Wanted)
• Call the NOOSE! (4+ Wanted)
• Everyone eat dirt!
• Cover my ass!

Police (when arresting the player or NPC)

• You know carrying a weapon in this town, is a felony!
• What are these, stolen credit cards huh?
• That's another to add to the list of your crimes!

Burger Shot male clerk

• Welcome to Burger Shot motherfucker...!
• You got some iron stomach, dawg!
• Enjoy, motherfucker..!

Cluckin' Bell male clerk

• Yo! Welcome to Cluckin' Bell! Can I getcha a bucket of chicken?

Perseus guard

• I know you just were a problem.
• Aha! Just like jail!
• Goddamn bang!
• Im gonna lay you out!
• Fuck outta here.
• Oh shit!
• You're gonna pay!
• I'll bust your fucking head!
• You're gonna get fucked up!
• Yo man, what the fuck you want?
• Get back, son!
• Yo, put that shit away, yo!
• Use it, or drop that shit!