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| [[Escuela of the Streets]]
| [[Roman Bellic]]
| Milicabellic@eyefind.info
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| Good to see you online cousin! And good to know you in this country, by my side - the Bellic Boys showing the world what is up. Man, if our two idiotic, useless, bullying fathers could see us now! They'd turn in their miserable graves! Fuck them. We made it, man. This country is ripe for the plucking. I'm really glad you're here. Listen - we are going to take this shit over, baby!
| Moj dragi sine,
 
thank you for your e mail. It made me cry. At least you are well and happy. I know you cannot live here and be well. I hope happiness finds you. Look after cousin. He is good boy. I dream of both of you settling down with nice women. It is what his mother would have wanted, as well. I will write soon.
 
Your loving mother.
 
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| [[Catch the Wave]]
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| Wedding bells?
| Moj dragi sine,
 
I hear Roman is getting married! I am so excited. I also heard you had a nice girl, and you could not seem to commit to her? I wish I could make it to the wedding. Have a good time, my son. I am so proud of you both. s ljubavlju,


See ya later
Tvoja veoljena majka.


Roman
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| [[Brucie Kibbutz]]
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| Genetically different baby!
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| I just wanted to say, I broke my own sit up record today. 2000/ Genetically different, baby. You know what I'm saying? I love you all. I'm so fucking pumped I want to rip someone's throat out. If anyone wants to go out on the prowl tonight for proper weapon's grade talent and put in some serious damage with the bitches, let me know. Love you all. The big cheese. PS - mom - sorry, I won't be able to make Aunt Judith's tomorrow. Did you do my washing? PPS all of you bitches check out my website! It's pure bling.
| Niko,
 
Great news! Mallorie agreed to marry me! I am so happy. I am going to be a family man. I am so excited - we have had our ups and downs, but she's been a good friend, and once I stopped cheating on her and we became exclusive, it's been great. I cannot wait to marry her. One problem - no more threesomes!  


Later,
See ya later


Brucie Kibbutz
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| Cousin, I am so happy for you. I imagine Brucie will be pissed off - missing out on all those threesomes.
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| Good for you, cousin. Not so good for Mallorie having to sleep with you for the rest of her life though. Maybe she'll let you bring in some more men for threesomes after a while.
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Escuela of the Streets Milicabellic@eyefind.info Thank you. Moj dragi sine,

thank you for your e mail. It made me cry. At least you are well and happy. I know you cannot live here and be well. I hope happiness finds you. Look after cousin. He is good boy. I dream of both of you settling down with nice women. It is what his mother would have wanted, as well. I will write soon.

Your loving mother.

Mother

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Catch the Wave MilicaBellic@eyefind.info Wedding bells? Moj dragi sine,

I hear Roman is getting married! I am so excited. I also heard you had a nice girl, and you could not seem to commit to her? I wish I could make it to the wedding. Have a good time, my son. I am so proud of you both. s ljubavlju,

Tvoja veoljena majka.

Mother

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roman@eyefind.info Great News Niko,

Great news! Mallorie agreed to marry me! I am so happy. I am going to be a family man. I am so excited - we have had our ups and downs, but she's been a good friend, and once I stopped cheating on her and we became exclusive, it's been great. I cannot wait to marry her. One problem - no more threesomes!

See ya later

Roman

Cousin, I am so happy for you. I imagine Brucie will be pissed off - missing out on all those threesomes. Good for you, cousin. Not so good for Mallorie having to sleep with you for the rest of her life though. Maybe she'll let you bring in some more men for threesomes after a while.