Destroy J-Lab!
Mission
The Yakuza have created a drug to cure the insane, and are using it on the Loonies. They would like to stay in insanity, and so Elmo hires Claude to blow up the Yakuza's J-Lab, where the stuff is being developed. Claude does this and ends up destroying the place and project permanently.
Script
Elmo: Yo, Jumbo, it's Elmo. New Yakuza drugs are making the insane sane - which is bad news for us Loonies. Pick up explosives from the University and use them to wreak havoc at J-Lab.
(Claude drives to the explosives cache and takes the stuff. He then heads for the J-Lab)
Elmo: Take out the short-ass Yakuza guard and plant explosives in his place. FAST!
Yakuza Guard: "No-one trespasses in J-Lab!
Elmo: Cool shootin', Jumbo! Plant the explosives in his place.
(Claude plants the explosives by the machines)
Elmo: Climb the stairs and watch the fun, Jumbo. J-Lab is about to close permanently!
(As soon as Claude climbs upstairs, the bombs blow)
Elmo: Oh yes, baby, watch it blow! Flaming narcotics are my favorite firework.
Elmo: "The J-Lab is history and the Loonies are safe in insanity. You are one real cool cat, Jumbo. Maybe we do business some other day. For now, here's $40,000."
Reward
The reward for completing the mission is $40,000.
Gallery
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Claude Speed attempting to kill the 'short-ass Yakuza guard' at the J-Lab -
The fire caused by the destruction of the J-Lab, with Claude Speed appearing as a bright yellow dot in the white flame, and the Job Complete! screen.
External link
| Destroy J-Lab! | |
|---|---|
 Loonies leader Elmo telling "Jumbo" about a new Yakuza drug making the 'insane sane' and to destroy the J-Lab | |
| Game | GTA 2 |
| For | Elmo |
| Target | J-Lab |
| Location | Fruitbat, Downtown District, Anywhere City |
| Reward | $40,000 |