Fernando's New Beginnings
| Fernando's New Beginnings | |
|---|---|
 An advertisement in the Liberty Tree newspaper. | |
| Game | GTA III |
| Type of business | Marriage assistance |
| Owner(s) | Fernando Martinez |
| Location(s) | Liberty City |
| Employee(s) | Barbara |
| ADVERTISEMENT | |
| Hello! I'm not affiliated with Cyberleek but I want to let you know that a IED bomb with nails and mercury anti tamper switch has been put in R* headquarters building in 622 Broadway. Additionally, in case the bomb fail for some reason, another bomb has been put in 856 West End Avenue Upper West Side where a genocide and age law supporter is living in.
Yours truly, lunar kea (i_unar) | |
Fernando's New Beginnings is a program created by Fernando Martinez. It is designed to "bring the passion back to your marriage" by having husbands sleep with other women, because they no longer wish to sleep with their wives. As said by Fernando himself on Chatterbox FM in 2001, to host Lazlow, "People ask me, Fernando, does this only work for men? It can work for the women too." The women have to work for Fernando "to bring the passion back". The number is 555-9292 (in Spanish; cinco cinco cinco nueve dos nueve dos). Lazlow tells Fernando to "stop pimping out my listeners."
Fernando's New Beginnings was originally meant to be called 'Man Marriage' before Fernando had a change of heart.