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'''RyanVG''' is a Grand Theft Auto fan who wants [[Grand Theft Auto IV]] to be a multigenerational game where players can get married and raise children. His favorite GTA game is [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]]. While not playing Grand Theft Auto, he also watches ''NASCAR'', the ''NFL'', and ''IRL'' racing. His favorite athletes are Terrell Owens, Danica Patrick, and Kyle Busch.
'''RyanVG''' is a former Grand Theft Auto fan. Prior to purchasing ''NASCAR 08'', his favorite GTA games were [[Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas]] and [[Grand Theft Auto: Vice City]]. RyanVG also watches ''NASCAR'', the ''NFL'', and ''IRL'' racing. His favorite athletes are Terrell Owens, Danica Patrick, and Kyle Busch and his least favorite athletes are Juan Pablo Montoya, Dario Franchitti, and Kurt Busch.


==The Truth about the Grand Theft Auto Series that Rockstar Doesn't Want You To Know==
==The Truth about the Grand Theft Auto Series that Rockstar Doesn't Want You To Know==
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* By the 2020s, all department stores will be Wal-Mart.
* By the 2020s, all department stores will be Wal-Mart.
* By the year 2040, ''NASCAR'' will switch to the metric system due to the influence of foreign race car drivers.

Revision as of 15:00, 30 August 2007

RyanVG is a former Grand Theft Auto fan. Prior to purchasing NASCAR 08, his favorite GTA games were Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. RyanVG also watches NASCAR, the NFL, and IRL racing. His favorite athletes are Terrell Owens, Danica Patrick, and Kyle Busch and his least favorite athletes are Juan Pablo Montoya, Dario Franchitti, and Kurt Busch.

The Truth about the Grand Theft Auto Series that Rockstar Doesn't Want You To Know

From Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas to Grand Theft Auto III: The Backstory

1992-2001:

Catalina and Claude Speed go on a bankrobbing spree throught America. They end up in Liberty City while Catalina betrays Claude, who immediately escapes from police custody to pursue revenge

Mid 1990s-2001:

Years after helping the Grove Street Families take over all of San Andreas, Carl Johnson returns to Liberty City for reasons unknown. There, he realized there was a dummy in his mother's tombstone at the cemetery in Los Santos, and she faked her death to be closer to Toni Cipriani, who is CJ's long lost brother. Her real name was Ma Cipriani, not Beverly Johnson.

For years, Carl tried to arrange a reunion with his Moms but strained relations with the Leone Mafia Family (from the incident at Caligula's Palace in Las Venturas) wouldn't let him anywhere near her. Not wanting to go back to Los Santos to tell Sweet the terrible news, he fell in love with a businessman's (Marty Chonks) wife and later killed him after his arch-nemesis Claude aided the late Marty Chonks in killing her for adultery.

As of 2001, CJ owns the dog food factory where he runs his enterprise before he dies sometime before the year 2013 (as he is never seen in Grand Theft Auto 2).

Johnson Family Tree

  • Beverly Johnson (aka Ma Cipriani)
  • Mr. Johnson (Carl, Brian, and Sweet's unknown biological father)
  • Mr. Cipriani (Toni's unknown biological father)
    • Toni Ciprani
  • Giovanni Casa (temporary relationship - killed by Toni Cipriani)

Personal Predictions

  • World beat music will replace rock and roll music as the most popular music around the year 2010.
  • Frances Cobain will become one of the prolific world beat musicians of the 2010s.
  • Television will be banned in the year 2040 due to excessive realistic violence and strong sexual content.
  • An universal video game console will come out in the year 2017 that will allow you to play every game that was ever made for any system.
  • By the 2020s, all department stores will be Wal-Mart.
  • By the year 2040, NASCAR will switch to the metric system due to the influence of foreign race car drivers.