Los Desperados/Script
The following is a script of the Los Desperados mission in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
Script
(On the phone)
Sweet: Yeah, so get the place locked down. No one's gonna ruin the hood. You hear me? No one! Alright, see you.
(Sweet hangs up, Carl comes in)
Carl Johnson: Whattup?
Sweet: We almost got the hood under control, man. CJ, this is some serious shit, man.
Carl Johnson: Hey, man, I know, man. I went through a lot of shit for this family since you been gone, so I know.
Sweet: What? For yourself. Not for the family. Don't get shit confused, nigga.
Carl Johnson: Man, when you gonna give me a break?
Sweet: When you stop acting like you the man. You keep yapping on what you done did, let me tell you what I done did. When Kendl needed shoes, I went out and got the money. When Moms needed an operation, I robbed people for the bread. While you were off in Liberty City thinking about your own shit. For five years, come on man. Now you do something, you want a fucking parade? Nigga, please.
Carl Johnson: That ain't fair man.
(Cesar arrives)
Cesar Vialpando: Carl, man, I need your help.
Carl Johnson: Man, I'm kinda busy right now. Family shit.
Cesar Vialpando: I helped you guys, hombre. It's time you helped me and my homies. My hood's screwed up too. We got this shitty neighborhood on lockdown now.
Carl Johnson: Alright, what you need?
Cesar Vialpando: It's time to get my old gang back together, push out those yay-slanging punks, eh.
Carl Johnson: I know, but I got a lot going on right here in my own hood, man. And I made my brother a promise.
Sweet: All your brother wants you to do is to pay back your debts, CJ.
Carl Johnson: Alright, I hear you. I got your back - c'mon, let's roll.
Cesar Vialpando: Orale! The Varrio's coming back!
(Outside)
Carl Johnson: OK, so what's the plan?
Cesar Vialpando: We're going to meet three of my veterano's over at Unity Station.
Carl Johnson: Three, is that all? A'ight, I'm a get a couple of Family boys to come through too.
(While recruiting)
Cesar Vialpando: Shit's real serious, man, look at the streets, eh.
Carl Johnson: Yeah, we better watch ourselves, man.
Cesar Vialpando: Don't want to get caught on Ballas turf while this shit's going down.
Carl Johnson: Man, Tenpenny brought the central to its knees.
(In the car)
Cesar Vialpando: While we here, I, eerr, I have a question to ask you.
Carl Johnson: Yesh? What?
Cesar Vialpando: Well it's... it's personal.
Carl Johnson: Come on, man, we're brothers, you and me. You can ask me anything.
Cesar Vialpando: OK, here goes. I want to ask Kendl the question.
Carl Johnson: What's the problem? Call here, dude, here, use my phone.
Cesar Vialpando: Noo, holmes, THE question!
Carl Johnson: What? Oh shit, you mean POP THE question. Well, I'm OK with that, you know, I appreciate you asking my permission and shit but -
Cesar Vialpando: Nah. I know you're cool. It's Sweet that is the problem, could you talk to him?
Carl Johnson: Sure thing, Cesar, I'll talk to him.
Cesar Vialpando: Thank you, CJ, that means a lot to me.
(Carl, Cesar and two GSF members arrive at Unity Station)
Sunny: Those Vagos, man, I'm gonna cut those cacos. Raspalo hasta el hueso!
Cesar Vialpando: Hey, carnales, what's cracking, holmes?
Gal: Cesar! And you must be CJ. Cesar says you cool, so we cool, holmes.
(Approaching Vagos territory)
Cesar Vialpando: OK. Check it out. We will have to work our way through this neighborhood to get to my house. If we stick together those Vagos pendejos won't stand a chance! Watch each others' backs, amigos. Hasta la muerte!
Everyone else: HASTA LA MUERTE!
(While attacking the first set)
Cesar Vialpando: Quickly, go! GO!
(Once done)
Cesar Vialpando: That's the last of them, let's move out!
(Arrives at alleyway)
Cesar Vialpando: That was the easy bit, eh. Now we go into the viper's nest. This is were it gets tough. Luckily we have a little surprise up our sleeves, eh, Sunny!
Carl Johnson: That's a rocket launcher man! We'll bring the National Guard down on us!
Cesar Vialpando: Look around you, CJ, the whole city is a war zone! C'mon, I want to take my house back!
(While shooting at Vagos gang members)
Sunny: Hazer!
Cesar Vialpando: Shit, Hazer...
Sunny: He is pretty bad, Cesar...
Cesar Vialpando: Heads up! More Vagos! They're coming over the walls!
(Vagos surround them)
Sunny: More Vagos behind us!
(Approaching the last wave of Vagos)
Cesar Vialpando: Let's fucking finish this!
Carl Johnson: I'm with you man, let's take these punks.
Vagos gangster: Vagos rule this varrio now - Aztecas are no more! Burn them!
(After finishing off all the Vagos gangsters)
Carl Johnson: Alright, that's the last of 'em.
Cesar Vialpando: How is Hazer?
Sunny: We need to get him to a hospital!
Carl Johnson: Hey, I'll take him.
Cesar Vialpando: CJ, you have done more than enough, holmes. You should get back to the Grove.
Carl Johnson: Alright ese, I'll see you after all this is settled down.
Cesar Vialpando: Thank you, CJ and good luck, my friend.