Stealing the Show

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Stealing the Show
Transferring goods to Zhou's truck.

Transferring goods to Zhou's truck.
Game GTA Chinatown Wars
For Zhou Ming
Location East Island City, Dukes, Liberty City
Reward $150
Unlocks Flatliner
Unlocked by Natural Burn Killer
Whack the Racers
20 bags of weed

Stealing the Show is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars given to protagonist Huang Lee by Zhou Ming from his nightclub in East Island City, Dukes, Liberty City. It is unlocked by the mission Whack the Racers and 20 weed.


Huang gives some weed to Zhou as a required gift. Zhou wants Huang to work for him instead of working for Chan, giving the reason that Chan is too stupid for Huang to work for. Zhou reveals that he is arrogant and wants to be the replacement for Hsin Jaoming. Zhou needs a good thrower for this job. Zhou and Huang enters a Bobcat and drives over to the gas station in Cerveza Heights. Huang hops on the back of a delivery truck. The truck drives off and Zhou chases it. Huang aims and throws 15 boxes off the truck to the Bobcat. Huang hops off the truck and drives Zhou back to his nightclub. Zhou wants to see Huang again for more work.


(At Zhou's Nightclub)

Zhou: The gift you brought me is greatly appreciated, Huang Lee. I've heard a few good things about you. And, no doubt, you've heard a lot of pretty great things of me.

Huang: ...Uh, no not really.

Zhou: Ah, you must lead a sheltered life. No wonder you're working for that moron Chan Jaoming. Well, I can save you from that life of wiping a rich guy's ass. Unless you like it. Working with me, you can play your part in saving the Triads: Chan Jaoming must NEVER become our new boss. He's educationally subnormal.

Huang: Let me hazard a guess here the only hope is to make you the new leader?

Zhou: Obviously. Look, I realize I would say that, being an arrogant guy on the make, but old Uncle Kenny ain't cutting it no more. and Chan couldn't cut this way out of a paper prison. Look, all the Tongs favor me. I just need to get Hsin on board. We have to make it so obvious I'm the best choice so that even that old guy can't do anything so stupid as to overlook me. I'd like to test you out on a score that's about to go down. You can be my new 'thrower'.

Huang: Thrower?

Zhou: You'll see...

(At The Gas Station)

Zhou: I'll drive from here on in. You sneak onto that delivery truck, and toss its merchandise over to me.

(At Zhou's Nightclub)

Zhou: I know I'm arrogant, but let's be honest, I'm kind of incredible. Often, people are a constant source of disappointment for me, Huang. But you have impressed me. Your skills - when compared to mine - might be nearly adequate.

Huang: Zhou, I'm all for masking one's insecurities, but I've got to ask... have you got a tiny penis? They can do things for it nowadays.

Zhou: That's the spirit. I'm talking about winning a war, and you're talking about penile augmentation. Seriously, Huang - this town is there for the taking. You and me. Call on me again soon, so that your education may continue. And since you ask, no. It's massive.


The reward for completing this mission is $150. The mission Flatliner is unlocked.