Drive-Thru/Script

The following is a script of the Drive-Thru mission in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Script

(Lance "Ryder" Wilson, Sean "Sweet" Johnson, Melvin "Big Smoke" Harris, and Carl "CJ" Johnson are all outside Sweet's house.)

CJ: (as the other three come out) What's happening with you, Ryder?

Big Smoke: (while exiting) Respect has to be earned, Sweet - just like money.

Sweet: (as they exit) So what you saying? You don't respect me?

Big Smoke: What I'm saying is... (stops to face Sweet)

Sweet: Speak up, nigga! (ready to confront Smoke)

Big Smoke: (chucks off) I'm hungry! (laughs)

CJ: (as they proceed to the car) Oh, man! Shit... Hey, what's going on?

Big Smoke: Man cannot live on bread alone. I know. I've tried that shit. Carl, you look a little thin, man. You gotta be hungry, man.

CJ: Yeah, I could eat.

Ryder: Man, what you fools trying to eat? What about some tacos?

Sweet: Tacos? Again? Hell no.

Big Smoke: Chicken, man. No discussion.

Ryder: Man, I don't want no chicken...

(Carl starts driving towards the Cluckin' Bell in Willowfield.)

Sweet: Carl, you drive. Smoke looks like he's gonna pass out.

CJ: (as the four drive) How'd Moms get killed? We gotta talk about it.

Ryder: We all gotta talk about it! They was going for Sweet!

Big Smoke: How you supposed to know that? You know what people are like. Say they have love for you, but won't say a word. Too damn scared.

Ryder: Some people say they saw a green Sabre doing the work. Then speeding away.

Big Smoke: Yeah, but people like to talk, don't they? Anyway, that's half of Santos you talkin' about.

Ryder: Yeah, you right, my bad.

CJ: Hey, bro?

Sweet: They just sprayed the house. I ain't see shit.

(Carl arrives at Cluckin' Bell and pulls up on the driveway.)

Cluckin' Bell Employee: Can I take your order, please?

Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.

CJ: Hey, I'll take a number 9 - fat boy.

Ryder: Gimme a number 9, just like his.

Sweet: Let me get a number 6 with extra dip.

Big Smoke: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, (Carl and Ryder turn to him, astounded) one with cheese, and a large soda. (they return to position)

CJ: Hey, sorry, bro, you know I gotta know about Moms.

Sweet: I know CJ, I know. I mean I'm just trying not to think about it, is all. I mean, I didn't even know she was hit until it was all over...

Big Smoke: (collects the order) Yeah, right, right, right, right, right. Let's eat. (they pull up on the other end)

Ryder: Hey, don't we got beef around here? We been getting into it with these fools.

Big Smoke: I can't stand cold food. unlike you, I ain't never ate from a trash can.

CJ: (laughs even as Ryder snatches his order) Oh, shit - trash can bitch!

Sweet: Pass me my food.

Ryder: (as a pink Voodoo passes by) Hey, hey look - Kilo Trays scoping us out!

Sweet: Damn, Ryder, you're a jinx!

CJ: Shit, them mother-fuckers headed to the 'hood! (the Voodoo turns to reverse)

Sweet: (ducking as he pulls out his pistol) DRIVE-BY!

(Carl drives, chasing the Ballas car, whilst Sweet and Ryder shoot at the vehicle.)

Sweet: Hit it! Go, go, go! Hit the gas, we gotta ice these niggas!

Ryder: Why you ain't blastin', Smoke?

Big Smoke: I'll shoot 'em when I'm done eatin'.

CJ: Quit stuffin' your motherfuckin' mouth! Let's go!

Big Smoke: I ain't stuffin' it homie, I'm enjoyin' my meal. Hey, kill that asshole! Shit, this a great sandwich!

Ryder: Smoke! Stop stuffin' your face and start popping them Ballas!

Big Smoke: I'm just enjoying my food!

Sweet: And them fools are trying to enjoy our deaths! Now, c'mon, Smoke, shoot!

Big Smoke: Hey, I'm just finishing my fries! My Special!

Ryder: Ahhh, shit! You got ketchup all over the seat!

Big Smoke: The business at hand motherfucker, the business at hand!

Ryder: But these was clean pants! CJ watch the damn road!

Big Smoke: Chill motherfucker! This ain't a Sunday drive situation!

Ryder: My soda, its all over the fuckin' floor!

Sweet: Well you can suck it up once we're done! Now keep your eyes on the Ballas car!

(Finally, Carl, Sweet and Ryder kill the Ballas.)

Ryder: Man! That was some serious shit!

Sweet: Yeah, those Balla fools won't try that again! Carl, let's get back to the Grove.

CJ: Alright, I'm on it!

Big Smoke: Man, that food filled the hole!

Ryder: You chubby motherfucker! Next time you better start blasting or I will blast you myself!

Sweet: Smoke, you're wide, man, I mean wiide!

Big Smoke: Yeah, and that's why you love me, baby!

(Carl drives back to Grove Street.)

Big Smoke: That's one up for the Grove!

Ryder: Say what, Smoke? All you managed to do was eat my damn food up!

Big Smoke: Yeah, it was gettin' cold!

Sweet: Y'all comin' in for a beer?

Big Smoke: Nah baby, I need to get back to the crib. CJ, gimme a ride?

CJ: Alright Smoke, let's go. See y'all later.

(Carl drives Big Smoke back to his home in Idlewood after Ryder and Sweet exit.)

CJ: What was with you back there, Smoke?

Big Smoke: Man, if you can eat your food, while everybody else is losing theirs, and blaming you, you straight, homie!

CJ: What?

Big Smoke: Nothing, nothing, just some poetry I read.

CJ: Ae, Smoke, tell me why you moved out of the Grove!

Big Smoke: Man, I (just) got some money from my aunt. I mean, this a nice place and all, but the Grove is in my heart, baby, it's where my dogs is at.

CJ: Yeah, okay, homie!

(They arrive at Smoke's house in Idlewood.)

Big Smoke: Hey thanks, Carl. Hey, I've missed having you around, baby.

CJ: Thanks, man. I wish Sweet thought like that.

Big Smoke: He don't mean it, CJ. He's still real tor' up about your Moms, man. Here, get yourself a little smokey smoke on Smoke, and relax, homie. (leaves)