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Luis Fernando Lopez approaching the helicopter, where Anthony "Gay Tony" Prince and The Celebinator are already onboard.
Game The Ballad of Gay Tony
Objective Take The Celebinator above the city, then throw him out of the helicopter and catch him before he hits the ground
Location Westminster, Algonquin, Liberty City
Reward $2,000
Unlocks Not So Fast
Random encounter with Arnaud
Unlocked by Blog This!...
High Dive

...Blog This! is a mission in The Ballad of Gay Tony given to protagonist Luis Fernando Lopez by night club owner Anthony "Gay Tony" Prince. The mission is automatically triggered by a phone call, rather than Luis heading to a trigger location. For this reason, the mission has no set starting location, as Tony phones Lopez, although the player must go to Westminster, Algonquin, Liberty City before being able to carry on with the mission. The mission is the second part of the earlier mission Blog This!....


In the earlier mission, Luis Fernando Lopez had left a comment on a blog post by The Celebinator, who had been bad mouthing Lopez and Gay Tony. Tony and The Celebinator later agree to a meeting, Tony calls Lopez and has him meet them at Westminster. Lopez then flies a helicopter over to Happiness Island, flying at a high altitude (checkpoints appear in the air to indicate where to fly). After talking to The Celebinator, Tony takes the controls and sends Lopez to "talk" to him. Lopez begins to slap and punch The Celebinator, before pushing him out of the helicopter. Tony, not wanting him dead, tells Lopez to rescue him. Lopez jumps out of the helicopter and manages to catch The Celebinator, grabbing hold of him. Lopez then opens a parachute and the two land safely on the ground at Happiness Island. The Celebinator then begins to limp away, having soiled himself while falling.

Secondary objectives

Objective Description Target score
Time Time taken to complete the mission. 0:02:10
Player damage Damaged attained by the player. 0%
Time to catch blogger Time taken to catch the Celebinator. 0:00:08


The reward for completing the mission is $2,000, the mission Not So Fast by Gay Tony and the second random encounter with Arnaud. An article about Maisonette 9, Hercules and their owners (Tony and Lopez) appears on The Celebinators blog, as well as a negative entry about the Statue of Happiness.


See also


  • As the mission starts as soon as Luis receives the phone call from Tony, it can be difficult to fulfill the time requirement, especially if Luis happens to be on the other side of town. The mission appears to not trigger until High Dive is completed (as it introduces parachutes to the game). One way to save time is to not complete Blog This! until after High Dive, and then stick close to the helipad until Tony calls (alternately, if High Dive is completed after Blog This!, head to the heliport and wait). You can also save time by making sure you're in a vehicle and start driving towards the heliport while Tony is on the phone, as shown in the walkthrough video.

Video walkthrough

PC Version - GTASeriesVideos