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The Celebinator

Character
The Celebinator
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Appearances The Ballad of Gay Tony
Full Name The Celebinator
Gender Gender::Male
Family Mother mentioned
Main Affiliations Gay Tony
Luis Fernando Lopez
Vehicles Silver Schafter
Voiced by Paddy Curran
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The Celebinator is a character in The Ballad of Gay Tony. He is a parody of celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton. The Celebinator threatens Tony Prince's already dwindling income by spreading bad publicity about Prince's nightclubs on his internet website, www.youvebeencelebinated.com.

His slating of Gay Tony's clubs come to an end when after beating the blogger up with some punches and slaps, Luis Fernando Lopez drops him out of a helicopter to intimidate him before catching him and parachuting to safety. After landing, he walks away and looks like he had a "little accident" (namely, defecating in his pants, the result of which can be seen all across the back of his white trousers). After the incident, the Celebinator writes a puff article for Maisonette 9, Hercules, and their owners, followed by a slam article on the Statue of Happiness.

Mission appearance

The Ballad of Gay Tony