Greasy Joe's

Greasy Joe's is a diner and restaurant in Callahan Point, Liberty City. It primarily sells liquor. The diner used to be a Rusty Brown's donut shop as recently as 1998.

A Kuruma, Moonbeam, and Linerunner is parked here at all times. A police bribe is on top of its roof.

This is also one of the destinations of the taxi mission in GTA III.

Greasy Joe's is regarded as a hangout for corrupted and undercover cops.

Restaurants

Fast Food and Diners	60 Diner • The 69th Street Diner • Acter diner • Beef Bandit • Bolt Burgers • Burger Off • Burger Shot • The Cheesy Crust Pizza Co. • Cluckin' Bell • Crazy CJ's • Fat Burger Kid • Happy Blimp • Hobos • Jays Diner • Jim's Sticky Ring • King Knuts • King Ring • Paradiso Diner • Pizza Face • Pizza Pizza • Punk Noodles • Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts • Shaft Hot Dogs • Skyway Diner • Substandard • TUBE • Tuff Nut Donuts • Up-n-Atom Burger • The Welcome Pump • The Well Stacked Pizza Co. • Wigwam Burger
Traditional Restaurants	Al Dente's • Alazone's Italian Food • Barzini's • Belching Buddha • Brother Mings' • The Brown Starfish Bar and Grill • Chinese Restaurant Noodle House • Drusilla's • Fanny Crab's • Gelateria Pasta Liquor Pizza • Gozushi! • Gulag Garden • J & J's Restaurant • Joe's Pizza • La Cucaracha • Little Gorbachefs • Marco's Bistro • The Mexican Restaurant • Momma's Restaurante • Mr. Fuk's Rice Box • Papa's 12 Inch • Pastageddon • Pier Pressure Pizzeria • The Pilgrim's Pantry • Pizza • Pizza This... • Ristorante Ecoli • Roast Peking Duck • Samo's Wok • The Smokin' Beef Grill • Special Fried Vice • Squid Row • Steak-Out • Sum Yung Gai • Tableau • Ting Fu Garden • Viendemerte • Vinewood Bar & Grill • Wok & Wok • World of Coq
Cafés	The Bean Machine • Cafe Metropolitan • Café Robina • Café Under the Tree • Front Page Café • Greasy Joe's • Homebrew Café • Le Singe d'Arbre • Les Beans Café • Mars Cafe • Superstar Café • Tarbrush Café • TW@ Internet Café