Scanner Dialogue

This section here has all the conversations on the scanners in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, now here are the scripts for it.

GTA Vice City

Kaufman Cabs

Doris: Tommy, Mr. Rosenberg just called for you he sounded drunk or something.
Doris: Can somebody get to the beach, there's some tourists to rip off.
Doris: Tommy we're losing customers to VC Cabs so you better be out there.
Doris: Tommy the police are here for you.
Doris: I got a pick up on Prawn Island, any takers?
Taxi driver #1: Hmmm, I smell something fishy, get it Doris? FISHY?!
Doris: This is control in a chair.
Taxi driver #2: Yeah, what?
Doris: You're sacked you sick bastard, don't try showing your face around here again.
Doris: There's some kind of demonstration going on in Little Haiti. If you can get there you'll make a killing.
Doris: 31, you still out there? Mrs. Parkins wants a ride to the beach.
Taxi driver #1: (berating) Mrs. Parkins can go eat shit.
Doris: Stop jerking around and do some work. We got bills to pay, theres a crowd of people outside the Malibu Club, go rip 'em off.
Doris: Take out those VC Cabs, boys.
Taxi driver #1: What are you, nuts?
Doris: Do it for me.
Taxi driver #1: Alright sweetheart.
Doris: Make some money.
Taxi driver #4: How do I do that?
Doris: Triple the fares.
Taxi driver #4: You gotta be kidding me.
Doris: Reciepts cost double.
Doris: Hey Tommy, a girl named Mercedes Cortez rang asking to be picked up from Vice Point.
Doris: I got a fat bitch needs driving to the Escobar International Airport.
Taxi driver #1: Yeah! I'm on it. Gimme the whale.
Doris: Tommy, a Mr. Phil Cassidy just called offering a cheap alternative to gasoline.
Doris: Calling all cars, there is a young man here demanding his pants back.
Doris: Hurry up, all of you we got tourists to rip off.
Doris: Are you all making money out there?
Taxi driver #1: Yeah Doris yeah.
Doris: Do some work you lazy bastards.
Taxi driver #1: Could you call the cops some guy just took a swipe at me.
Doris: What do you think this is, the gentle school of taxi driving? KILL 'EM. KILL 'EM.
Doris: Calling all cars.
Taxi driver #2: Ah come on!
Doris: Come on there's roadblocks Downtown, make sure you get stuck in them.

Vice City Police Department

Police Control: This is a repeat call for a car in the Downtown area to attend a disturbance.
Police Control: This is a notice from the chief: All over time payments have been cancelled, have a great day, over.
Police Control: We got an incident at the mall, backup requested, backup requested.
Police Control: We have a stolen squad car driving erratically.
Police Control: We got problems at Ocean Beach.
Officer Miller: This is Miller, I'll check it out.
Police Control: We got a stolen squad car.
Police Control: All paid leaves have been cancelled.
Police Control: Message from the captain: whoever stole his personal magazines better make themselves know immediately, those are for "investigative" purposes only.
Police Control: We got a stolen car, and a robbery in progress, over.
Police unit #5793: This is 5793, I'm in the area, I'll take a look.
Policeman: (gunshots have been heard) I'm gonna need a SWAT team fast!!
Officer Jones: Backup requested! Backup requested! Immediately over.
Officer Miller: Got a problem Jones? Why don't you try fighting crime and get away from that microphone you dumb asshole!
Officer Jones: You're a real asshole Miller.
Policeman: We got a serious problem down here, we need fire, two ambulances and a SWAT team, come on!
Policeman: I got a man down, I got a man down!!
Police Control: Nothing seems to be happening.
Police Control: Some idiot keeps stealing ambulances, keep a look out.
Police Control: Is there an officer near the Rusty Brown's Downtown? There must be!
Policeman: Do you want us to leave?
Police Control: We got suspected arson attack in Little Haiti, all services requested.
Police Control: We got real problems at the beach.
Police Control: Message from the captain: crime is up. We need more arrests, just bag anyone.
Policeman: I'm on it.
Police Control: We got a request for backup we got gang problems between Haitians and Cubans, two cars go and investigate, over.
Policeman: We got a problem on Starfish Island, backup requested.
Police Control: We got problems on Prawn Island, a woman has gone crazy or something.
Policeman: I'm nearby, I'll check it out.
Police Control: We got a breakdancer with a broken back somewhere in Downtown, ambulance requested over.
Policeman: Somewhere in Downtown, backup requested, over.
Policeman: We got a fat woman stuck in an elevator and I'm checking it out.
Policeman: (about a girl, to another policeman) She was an escort, you ain't never had a real broad in your life.
Policeman #2: She was my girlfriend pal, I didn't have to pay for that.
Police Control: This is radio control, we got problems Downtown, backup requested, over.
Police unit #4754: This is 4754, I got contact.
Police Control: This is radio control, we got an incident in Little Haiti, disturbance in progress, over.
Police unit #1327: This is 1327, nothing going on.
Policeman: We got, we got a request for backup, we got probles between Haitians and Cubans, car #1 and #2 go down and investigate, repeat car #1 and #2.
Police Control: We got an emergency situation on Ocean Beach, all services requested.
Policeman: I checked it out, not a big deal. Just a couple of idiots with a case of Giggle Cream, I gave them a little beating, nothing too serious.
Police Control: All services attentive immediately.
Policeman: All services.
Policeman: (gunshots have been heard) What's the deal with the SWAT guys?! How much do these guys make? They must got the really flash cars.
Police Control: Message from the captain: can the person or persons responsible for the nasty mess in the cantine please make themselves known.
Policeman: Anyone got any jokes? I'm bored already.
Jackson: Message from the captain: he really needs his magazines back.
Policeman: Hey Jackson, tell the captain I saw his wife. No wonder he likes them magazines.

GTA San Andreas

San Andreas Police Department

Policeman: We got a 10-70 in Doherty. Don't worry too much about it.
Policewoman: Reports of a serious incident in Market.
Policeman: We got a 10-37 in Verona Beach. We're gonna need an ambulance.
Policeman #2: There's a 10-75 somewhere near Easter Bay Airport. 10-75.
Policeman: There's a series of 10-21s in northern Red County. Can I get a squad car out there?
Policewoman: We got a 10-57 in Ganton.
Policeman: We got a domestic dispute in west King's.
Policeman: Reports coming in of a serious 10-87 in Rockshore East. Repeat: 10-87 in Rockshore East.
Policewoman: Report of serious gang activities in Jefferson.
Policeman: East Los Santos is in trouble!
Policewoman: There's a 10-53 in El Corona.
Policewoman #2: We got reports of serious gang activity in Jefferson.
Policeman: We got problems in East Beach.
Policeman #2: There's a 10-19 in The Emerald Isle.
Policewoman: We got some kind of incident in Blueberry involving a washing machine.
Policewoman: We got a 10-25 in Leafy Hollow.
Policeman: We got a 10-72 in Vinewood; some kind of drug overdose.
Policeman: We got some kind of problem in Leafy Hollow; a 10-18 or something.
Policeman #2: There's a 10-75 somewhere in Ganton. 10-75.
Policeman: We got a 10-70 in Pershing Square. Don't worry too much about it.
Policeman: We got a 10-47 in Juniper Hill.
Policeman #2: We got some sort of incident in Missionary Hill. 10-45 in progress.
Policeman: We got a 10-43 in Esplanade East.
Policeman #2: We got some sort of problem in the Bayside Tunnel.
Policeman: There's been a 10-15 in Bayside.
Policewoman: I need an ambulance to King's right now.
Policewoman: We got a 10-45 in Downtown San Fierro.
Policewoman #2: We got some kind of 10-18 in Temple.
Policeman: I'm fucking dying out here! Gimme some help already!!
Policewoman: Ah, shut up with your moaning!
Policeman: We got a hysterical old woman in Las Brujas. She said she's a witch or something.
Policewoman: We got some kind of problem in Leafy Hollow; a 10-18 or something.
Policeman: We need a squad car and an ambulance over to Palomino Creek, right now. Now!
Policewoman: Relax, asshole. People die every day.
Policewoman: Well, fuck you!
Policewoman: There's a 10-75 somewhere near Easter Bay Airport. 10-75. Repeat: 10-75.
Policeman: We got a 10-37 in El Castillo del Diablo. Looks serious.
Policeman: There's a 10-53 in East Beach. Gonna need an ambulance as well.
Policewoman: There's a 10-45 in Dillimore.
Policeman: We got reports of a 10-81. That's a 10-81.
Policewoman: I'm gonna need five cars to Market, right now.
Policeman: We got a 10-88 in west Whetstone. Real serious.
Policeman: Reports are coming in of a 10-45 near the Bayside Tunnel.
Police Control: 10-21 near Fallen Tree.
Policeman: Copy, Control, I'm on it.
Police Control: There's a 10-91 in progress in Chinatown.
Policeman: Which Chinatown?
Police Control: Chinatown in San Fierro, you chump!
Policewoman: We got a real problem - domestic disputes in west King's.
Police Control: We're getting in reports of reckless mountain biking on Mount Chiliad. Repeat: people are having fun! Stop it at once!
Policeman: Copy, Control. Going in.
Police Control: There's a report of a 10-37 in Los Flores. Gonna need a fire truck and an ambulance.
Policeman: Copy, Control, we're on it.
Police Control: There's a 10-37 near the Mulholland Intersection. This looks serious--
Policeman: How would you know, Control, huh? You sit behind a desk all day, acting like a big man!
Police Control: Fuck you!
Policeman: Fuck you too!
Police Control: 10-21 near Easter Bay Airport.
Policeman: Copy Control, I'm on it.
Policeman: We got a 10-53 in Paradiso. We need a fire truck.
Police Control: There's a 10-24 in Doherty, involving a lot of drugs.
Policeman: Copy, Control, I'm all over it.
Police Control: Not you! You're just out of rehab!
Policeman: We got a 10-72 in Mulholland. Send an ambulance.
Policeman: We got problems in Easter Basin; reports of a 10-73 and a 10-05, right now.
Policewoman: We got a 10-57 in Bone County.
Policeman: We got a 10-71 in the Hunter Quarry area. Is anyone nearby?

"Utter Madness"

Policeman: We got a 10-45 in Missionary Hill!!
Policeman #2: We got problems in East Beach!!!
Policeman: Get me a fire truck down here right now!
Woman: (screams) Aaaaaggh!!
Policeman: We got a 10-91 in Marina, right now!
Policeman: East Los Santos is in trouble!!
Policeman: It's fucking insanity out here! Get me an ambulance out here right now!!
Woman: (screeches uncontrollably) WAH-HA-HAAH!!!!
Policeman: Reports of a dead body just found in Santa Flora.
Policeman: It's fucking insanity out here!! Get me a fire truck down here right now!!!
Policeman: We got a riot in progress all over Los Santos!
Policeman: We got a riot in progress all over Los Santos!! Ganton is burning!
Policeman: (a sudden explosion is heard) I'm gonna need an ambulance out here!!
Policewoman: 10-57, 10-57, 10-57 in Ganton!
Policeman: We got a 10-82 all over San Fierro!
Woman: (shrieks) Aaaagggh!!
Policewoman: We got some serious gang activity in San Fierro.
Policeman: (explosion) We got a riot in progress all over Los Santos!!
Policeman: We got some serious problems in Santa Flora... (a police siren dies out and then explosion)
Policeman: We got serious problems in Angel Pine! 10-18! Send an ambulance!
Policeman: (several explosions occured) I need a fucking fire truck!! Get me a fire truck down here right now!!
Policeman: We got some serious shit going down in Blueberry!
Woman: (shrieks) Aaaaaggghh!!
Policeman: Reports of serious gang activity in Ganton...
Policeman: Reports of serious gang activity in Jefferson...
Policeman: There's a 10-73 in progress in Prickle Pine!! Sounds pretty nasty!
Policeman: We got a riot in progress all over Los Santos!! (large explosion)
Policeman: (loud explosion) Ganton's burning!! (glass breaks)