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Hello mates! I'm Crescendospectredragon, the new recruit user of this wiki and today I want to be the administrator of this wiki by adding over articles that nobody ever created and some things that somebody missed out on the current pages that they just edited, hmmm.... Well, I don't have enough things to explain right now BUT let me show you about myself here!! So here goes! For now on I'm creating things that aren't on this wiki before so I cannot tell you. Oh, if you ever do anything without proper permission or heinous activity, I will find you and punish you with such horrendous acts and don't even bother praying to God so you can forgive him for not worshipping ya. I know what you mischievous little plonkers are and you should reconsider getting off my back otherwise more troubling for you. As you can see, I know the rules here and this is not a police state, we know authority, rights and copyrights. If you ever need help just don't hesitate to see any of us.

WARNING NOTICE: If you dare use my account without your own personal identity and try to bugger up my laptop or get me into trouble (like buying helicopters from shopping sites, buying everything that is posh, etc) then I will find you and shut you down by further authority. You know what happens when something like that happens.

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Christian cross.png This user is proud to be a Protestant.
16 This user is 16 years old
Flag of the United Kingdom.png This user is proud to be British
SadakoYamamura-GTASA-myth.jpg This user wants to believe in myths
Logo.svg This user thinks GTA is the best series of games ever
GTAVCS-Boxart.jpg This user thinks GTA Vice City Stories is the best GTA
GTASA-Boxart.jpg This user thinks GTA San Andreas is the best GTA game
GTAIV-Boxart.jpg This user thinks GTA IV is the best GTA game
VictorVance-GTAVCS-artwork.jpg This user thinks Victor Vance is the best Protagonist
CarlJohnson-GTASA-artwork.jpg This user thinks CJ is the best protagonist
NikoBellic-GTAIV-artwork2.jpg This user thinks that Niko Bellic is the best GTA protagonist.
JohnnyKlebitz-TLAD.jpg This user thinks Johnny Klebitz is the best protagonist
LuisFernandoLopez-TBOGT.jpg This user thinks Luis Lopez is the best protagonist

About me

  • My real name is James Samuel Ross.
  • I was born in 1994 August 3rd.
  • I was of German ancestry.
  • I extremely adore British life.
  • I am proud to have Grand Theft Auto games with me.
  • I live in a Kentish city called Canterbury, the greatest city with such glamour.
  • I live in Knights Avenue, London Road Estates since the late 90s.
  • I live in Military Road since 2009 because we just had a major crime involving rough kids afflicting against us at night.
  • I now live in Crown Gardens, St. Dunstan's.
  • I'm a student at Canterbury College.
  • I'm going to be a film actor, film director and video game creator later.

My favourite foods and beverages

  • Chinese cuisine
  • Every British food and cuisine
  • Chocolate
  • Doughnuts
  • Walkers foreign flavoured crisps
  • McDonald's
  • Nando's
  • Pizza Hut
  • Some Canadian food
  • French food
  • German food
  • Japanese cuisine
  • Middle Eastern cuisine
  • Indian cuisine
  • Central American cuisine
  • Treats my nan gives me
  • J2O
  • Cup of tea
  • Biscuits - HobNobs, Oreos
  • Ice cream - Cornetto, Italian-made
  • Subway
  • Dominos' Pizza

My disliked food and beverages

  • Beetroot - they're the worst vegetables ever!!
  • Nuts - I was diagnosed with an allergy to these.
  • Prunes - Blimey, who thinks this piece of fruit is good for cuisines anyway?!
  • Coco Cola - it has E-numbers, I hear some American companies mix things with bad chemicals and it has caffeine too. I wish there's de-chemicallized and de-caffeinated coke.
  • Coffee - any chance for decaffienated caffeine?
  • Fanta - It tasted like alcohol-free American beer.
  • Chillis - they're hot, hot, hot! HOT!!

My greatest video games

My favourite features on the Grand Theft Auto sequel

  • Extreme realism
  • Beat-downs
  • Vehicular accidents
  • Riots
  • Special incidents
  • Entertainment

What I adore in real life

  • United Kingdom
  • Australia
  • Canada
  • Paradise
  • Peace
  • Old World Order
  • British pride
  • Some Central American tradition
  • Japanese history
  • New Zealand's native cultures and customs
  • Capitalism

What I abominate in real life

  • Communism
  • Imperialism
  • Authoritarianism
  • Marxism
  • Socialism
  • New World Order
  • Most American companies - like Electronic Arts and KFC, they're extremely evil.
  • American extremists
  • American xenophobes
  • Prussians - that includes Germany
  • Foreigners speaking like Americans
  • Corruption
  • Second World - especially China because they used to mock my country's current viewers by playing the apalling music in Beijing 2008 Olympics

My favourite weapons in the Grand Theft Auto sequel

My favourite vehicles in the Grand Theft Auto sequel


  • A long time ago, I went to a Italian restaurant called Strada and during our serving for our food and beverages, the waiter comes up and my parents were about to order some food and then beverages they said what drink should I have and then more funnily I said "Sprunk" instead of Sprite, this was much of a brilliant reference to Grand Theft Auto. I just got the humour correctly through the amount of time!