Carl Johnson plans to deal with a casino vandal with scare tactics
|Game||GTA San Andreas|
|For||Wu Zi Mu|
|Location||The Four Dragons Casino, Las Venturas, San Andreas|
|Reward||$5,000 and Respect|
|Unlocked by||Learning to Fly|
Fender Ketchup is a mission in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas accessed independently by protagonist Carl "CJ" Johnson under the inspiration of blind Chinese-American San Fierro Triads leader Wu Zi "Woozie" Mu from his managerial suite office at The Four Dragons Casino, a casino located along The Strip in Las Venturas, San Andreas.
Carl pays a visit to Woozie, after being invited by him to this new place. Woozie explains to him the problems he's having about the casino business. Apparently, either one of the three mafia families in the city - the Leone Family, the Forelli Family and the Sindacco Family - are causing the trouble for him. He would do anything to keep them away. Woozie then offers a deal to Carl; in exchange for some help with this casino business, Woozie would offer Carl a share of the casino. Carl gladly agrees.
A little later, a Triad comes in, saying that some thugs have been interrupting things, and that one of the thugs was caught. Woozie orders him to get rid of the thug, but Carl has a better idea. He orders the Triad to tie him up on the windshield of a Feltzer, and he would deal with this a little later.
Soon enough, Carl goes to the garage and finds the thug already tied up to the windshield of the vehicle. Carl exits the garage and drives frantically around town in order scare the thug to reveal which family he belongs to. The thug eventually reveals he is from the Sindacco Family, and Carl says that's all he wanted to hear. He then goes back to the casino.
(Woozie is on the phone discussing business with a dealer.)
Woozie: Idiot! Do you realize how much those machines cost? We're supposed to be opening in - (a crash sound is heard as a piece of wood is ripped off the floor) What the fuck was that? (to the phone again) Hello? HELLO? (hangs up and goes to the workers in disgust) What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Guppy: Boss, CJ's here.
Woozie: (as Carl enters) Carl, glad you could make it.
CJ: So this is what you've been doing.
Woozie: Yeah, it's been a complete nightmare. You want a stomach ulcer, try opening a Triad casino in a Mafia-run town!
CJ: The Mob trying to squeeze you?
Woozie: Yeah - the corporations are moving in and everybody's feeling the squeeze. I've got slot machines busted up, workmen being scared off...
CJ: So who's behind this?
Woozie: Well, there are these three mob families operating here, and each of them has a stake in Caligula's Casino, and some wacked-out lawyer's running it for them. It could be any one of them, or all of 'em.
CJ: Can't you just give them a little something?
Wu Zi Mu: No. In addition to the usual authorities that need bribing, each one would want a slice, and I'm not about to hand over all of our profits to some wiseguy Italians!
CJ: Our profit?
Woozie: That's right, you heard me. I want to offer you a share in our casino in exchange for some help setting it up. How does that sound, partner?
CJ: Sounds like we got a deal then!
(They have a "cheers" moment just when a Triad member arrives, panting.)
Triad: Boss! The boys found some thugs trying to smash one of the deliveries. We caught one of them!
Woozie: Get rid of him. (the Triad member rushes)
CJ: (stops the Triad member) Hey, wait - hold up, hold up, come here. Whoever's behind this, we need to let them know that they're dealing with fully-fledged psychos. Tie him to the front of the car, let him sweat it out a little, and I'll be out there in a little while. (to Woozie as the Triad member leaves) See if we can make this guy squeal.
Woozie: That's my Carl!
(Across the Four Dragon's Casino garage, a Feltzer has the thug tied to the front of the car. Just as Carl arrives, the thug starts losing control.)
Johnny: Hey, hey, who the fuck - who are you? Untie me, huh?
CJ: You know what? I think were gonna take a little drive.
Johnny: What are you, fucking stupid? I'm not joking here - untie me, motherfucker.
CJ: No, I think I'm gonna leave you right where you are.
(Outside the garage, Carl starts driving insanely.)
Johnny: You got any idea in that pea brain head of yours who the fuck I am?
CJ: No, but I think I'm going to find out.
(After scaring the thug enough, Carl succeeds as the thug opens his mouth.)
Johnny: My family will make you pay for this!
CJ: Which family?
Johnny: The Sindacco family, you idiot!
CJ: That's all I wanted to hear.
Johnny: What the-? Oh shit...
(Carl returns to the casino garage, and surrenders the Feltzer to a Triad member.)
The Feltzer can sometimes be stuck on the garage door of the Four Dragons Casino for quite a while. However, pressing the Shift key after a measure of time would skip the grinding of the car towards the garage door.
- Garnering police attention before the scare-o-meter is filled up would increase the difficulty level of the mission significantly, resulting in 80% chances of mission failure. Hence, it is best advised to avoid the Julius Thruway at all costs.
- Carl does not know Johnny by name in the mission, making it peculiar thereby as to how he stood to recognize him during a later task to pull him out of the city hospital.
- The airport runway is the most suitable place to drive recklessly. Doing so will cause the scare-o-meter to fill up fastest.
- The name of the mission has been adapted into popular culture as a fancy name for a "carkill", which involves scaring suspects and fugitives by reckless driving to force out a confession.
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