Jizzy (mission)

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Carl Johnson learns the identity of the Loco Syndicate's leaders

Carl Johnson learns the identity of the Loco Syndicate's leaders
Game GTA San Andreas
For Wu Zi Mu and Jizzy B.
Target Pimp, johns, preacher, and protection
Location Doherty, San Fierro, San Andreas
The Pleasure Domes Club, Battery Point, San Fierro, San Andreas
Reward $3000, respect
Unlocks T-Bone Mendez
Mountain Cloud Boys
Unlocked by Photo Opportunity

Jizzy is a two-part mission in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas given to protagonist Carl "CJ" Johnson, the first of which is by San Fierro Triads leader Wu Zi "Woozie" Mu from Carl's garage in the Doherty district of San Fierro, San Andreas,and the second by leading pimp and Loco Syndicate negotiator Jizzy B. from The Pleasure Domes Club in the Battery Point district of San Fierro, San Andreas.


Woozie, Mexican-American Varrios Los Aztecas gang leader Cesar Vialpando and Woozie's assistant are in the back office where the photos Carl took previously are hanging on the wall. Guppy identifies them as the Loco Syndicate consisting of the boss (whose name he doesn't know), the muscle, T-Bone Mendez and the middle-man, Jizzy B., who is the biggest pimp in town. Carl decides the easiest method of infiltrating the syndicate is through Jizzy and is told he can be found in the Pleasure Domes.

Upon arrival at the club Carl convinces Jizzy to employ him. Jizzy then send him out to deal with a client who has already killed two of his girls. First, Carl takes Jizzy's Broadway and drops off another of Jizzy's girls at a hotel in Downtown. He then kills a rival pimp working out of Hashbury. Jizzy then calls Carl on the car phone and tells him that another girl is being attacked and sends him to take care of it. Carl makes his way to the location in Foster Valley and kills the two people attacking the girl, outside their Camper van. Jizzy phones Carl again, telling him that the girl he dropped off earlier is running away with her client, a wealthy televangelist priest. Carl is ordered to kill both of them in a Stretch, as well as the priest's bodyguard who drives a Huntley. Once Carl has taken them out Jizzy calls a final time thanking him for his help, and telling him that the car has just come up on an APB, resulting in a two star wanted level.


Cesar: (laughing) That's crazy, man.

Woozie: What are we looking at exactly?

(Carl enters.)

CJ: (to Cesar) Hey man, you get them flicks developed? (sees Woozie) Wassup, Woozie!

Woozie: Hey Carl. I was just explaining to your... brother in law that we were friends.

CJ: Oh yeah? Well look, Woozie, I need to get some info from you, man.

Woozie: What exactly do you boys want to know?

Cesar: Who are these putas, holmes?

Woozie: (to his assistant) Why don't you go take a look?

(The assistant looks at the photos.)

Assistant: These guys?

Cesar: Yeah.

Assistant: They're the Loco Syndicate. They're pretty big time, I think. Don't have any dealings with them - we don't touch blow.

(The assistant points to each photo in turn.)

Assistant: Now this guy runs things. I don't know his name. This guy is T-Bone Mendez. He's the muscle.

Cesar: And who's that guy?

Assistant: That's Jizzy B. He's the biggest pimp in town. He helps set up the deals... You know, a concierge of sorts.

CJ: Hey, then he's my way in. How I get to him?

Woozie: Oh, Jizzy? Jizzy runs the Pleasure Domes Club in that old fortress under the Gant Bridge.

CJ: Hey, good looking out, Woozie.

Woozie: No problem. Don't be a stranger!

CJ: A'ight!

(Carl arrives at the Pleasure Domes Club.)

Jizzy: See, baby, I got everything... Mink sheets... Mink coats... Mink curtains in the window. When I walk down the stairs I'm walking down on... Mink carpet. Now who's this trick? I don't need no more friends, baby. All they try to do is peel me from my hos.

CJ: No, no, it ain't about them. It's all about you, playa. I heard you was the man with the hook up, and you was the man I needed to see. I'm offering my services.

Jizzy: Say what?

CJ: Yes, sir. See, I'm new in town. Anything you want, I can do. For a guy like me, to work with, to work FOR, a guy like Jizzy B, well...

Jizzy: Now that you mention it, I do have a slight problem. Something a little dumb muscle like yourself might be able to fix. 'Cause you see me, I'm an intellectual. Bitches, y'all walk on down to the bar and fix a pimp a drink. See I only got two eyes, and on these streets you got to have more than that. You got to be like a fly on shit, you know? A hundred eyes, everywhere. Now some lunatic been fucking with my bitches. Mother-fucker killed two last week. I want you... Go find out.

CJ: No prob. I'm a playa partner now, Jizzy.

(As Carl leaves, Jizzy catches up with him.)

Jizzy: Wait up, Mr. C-to-the-J! See that pretty young thang in my car? Drop her off at the hotel Downtown. Use my car-phone to gimme a ring-a-ding when you're done. And watch the rims, playa! Treat that baby like the Pope Mobile!

(While driving to the hotel, the girl tries to talk.)

Girl: Ooh! What a strong pecho! Ever had half-n-half with a sucia like me?

CJ: Yeah, go on.

Girl: I'll do things your ruca won't.

CJ: I'm listening, honest!

Girl: I'm no slut but I need the feria.

CJ: Uh huh, real interesting.

Girl: Whatever, puto.

(Carl drops the girl off.)

Girl: Later, ese.

CJ: Hey Jizzy, it's Carl, I just dropped off your girl.

Jizzy: Church! Got a little errand for you to run before you deal with that problem I was just talking about. Some young buck thinks he's a playa, been trying to peel my hos over in Hashbury. Now one of my girls over there just eyeballed the punk, I want you to get your ass over there and ice that pretender!

(Carl arrives in Hashbury.)

Ho: Here comes my playa, now you're in real trouble.

Rival pimp: Man, I ain't got time for you!

(Carl kills the rival pimp and gets back in the pimpmobile.)

CJ: Hey, it's CJ. Just to let you know you don't have to worry about no competition in Hashbury.

Jizzy: Worry? Did I say I was worried? No I did not. Now to the real deal. Some of my girls in the Foster Valley been getting knuckled over. I want you to get your ass up there and nose around - find out what's going on.

(Carl kills the guys attacking Jizzy's girl.)

CJ: Mr. Jizzy, it's CJ.

Jizzy: You is a bad luck charm, clucky! That girl you dropped off Downtown wants out of the game! Her sugar daddy wants to take her off the streets! Nobody turns my hos! Now you get your ass back to the hotel, and you make an example out of all of 'em!

(Carl arrives at the hotel.)

Preacher: The Lord sent me to save your thread-bear soul, harlot! Get in the car and remove your filthy vestments, so I my better gaze upon thine corruption! Driver, get us out of here before the devil's right hand snatches this po' girl from salvation!

Driver: Right away, your evangelical holiness!

(Carl kills the preacher and the girl.)

CJ: Everything's been taken care of, Mr. Jizzy!

Jizzy: Oh, CJ, you's a playa's right hand, baby. Oh, and by the way - that car's just come up over on an APB. Dump it, keep it, whatever. Just keep it away from me, my hos, and my club!

CJ: Oh, for sure, you got that, man.


The rewards for this mission are $3,000 and increased respect. The missions T-Bone Mendez and Mountain Cloud Boys are unlocked. However, a two-star wanted level is attained in the end.



  • A unique black Huntley with heavy handling can be seen and obtained during this mission.
  • The song featured in the pre-mission cutscene is West Coast Poplock, which can also be heard on Bounce FM.
  • This, Verdant Meadows, In The Beginning and House Party are the only three missions where it is possible to save whilst carrying them out.
  • What Carl says to the girl while he's making his way to the hotel in Downtown is similar to what he says during dates with his girlfriends.

See also

Video walkthrough

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