|Full Name||John Rios|
|Main Affiliations||Weazel News (employer)|
Gang wars, gun smuggling terrorize region
The smuggling of weapons from the US into Mexico has transformed the Senora Desert region into a warzone in recent months, with rival traffickers including Mexican gang Varios Los Aztecas, El Salvadoran gang the Marabunta Grande and a network of independent traffickers working under the cartels. These groups are threatening to transform the Senora Desert region into a Wild West once again. Officials are concerned about how the violence will affect tourism.
Patriots to defend border.
Frustrated at the half-hearted enforcement of our nation's borders, some angry patriots are starting to take matters into their own hands. Weazel News has received a number of calls in recent weeks - almost all overwhelmingly positive in tone, we should add - supporting claims that vigilante border patrol guards are operating in rural San Andreas, mostly in and around the Alamo Sea. The men, who allegedly call themselves the Civil Border Patrol have been rounding up undocumented workers and handing them over to the authorities for a fair evaluation of their residency status. It is entirely understandable that some self-starting citizens would want to step in to pick up the slack where the government has failed to do so. Well done, we say.